Emmy GG breasts and disappointment

September 21, 2009 14:36:17 Posted at September 21, 2009 14:36:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In my books Leighton Meester rarely loses out to Blake Lively. But last night at the Emmys, sigh, Leighton stumbled. Even with that horse ass tail of a hairstyle, Blake took this one heads ups. Yeah it was a titty show, as it’s always a titty show when it comes to Lively, but she’s 22, and she has a sick body, and at least this time the dress fit, and the makeup was great, and as far as obscenities go, comparatively speaking, her breasts weren’t so ridiculously faceslapping. Full Story

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Jogging hair

September 21, 2009 12:46:32 Posted at September 21, 2009 12:46:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s the 2nd GMD post of the day. But it’s too good to skip. The GMD and Katie went for a run together in Boston this afternoon. Obviously the hair issue is not his fault, cannot be helped. But still it totally cracks me up. In all fairness though, according to my husband Jacek, I am the ugliest runner ever. Full Story

Talk To You Never!

September 21, 2009 12:42:31 Posted at September 21, 2009 12:42:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

By Alan W Yes, I’m quoting Ebola. Please hold your fire! I'm infected. Just a little infected. It's not that I don't see the ridiculousness of Ebola, but I love ridiculousness. I think having an awareness of the dangers of Ebola is what sets me apart from those who actually believe in the Ebola. Full Story

etalk Kenneth Cole giveaway!

September 21, 2009 11:44:37 Posted at September 21, 2009 11:44:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Every year at TIFF, our etalk Lounge is the best. And not just because I work there. There’s something about the set up. Very feng shui friendly. Celebrities feel comfortable inside. Jennifer Lopez acted like it was her favourite photo shoot studio, Bill Nighy thought it was his personal stand up comic stage, one year Joshua Jackson did not want to leave, and Rupert Friend popped in just as the crew was tearing down on Friday because everyone says you have to go to etalk for this and that and the other. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

September 21, 2009 11:22:54 Posted at September 21, 2009 11:22:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is better than the first Twilight movie. (Dlisted)

How does one sit down in these shorts? (Hollywood Tuna)

Mila vs Lolita? Please. No contest (The Superficial)

Leo is always better looking on a film set (Just Jared)

Porny is gracious, even when she’s grieving (Pop Sugar)

Why??? Why must we care about morning sickness??? Is it new??? (INO)

You thought you’d seen the worst of Tori Spelling? Grab the smelling salts and have a look… (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

And the Twilight hair problems continue… (ASL)

Brad Pitt goes country club styles (Popeater)

This will make you cry (Cele|bitchy)

Emmy Crack Tweets

September 21, 2009 10:40:35 Posted at September 21, 2009 10:40:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Samantha Ronson dj’d at an Emmy afterparty last night. Needless to say, Lilo was not invited. So she crack tweeted about it for our pleasure. Lindsay Lohan’s Twitter really does provide endless, endless amusement. It started around midnight last night: Nice to see @samantharonson has found a 90210 rather than being a loyal Possessive and jealous, as usual, Lilo seems to imply that Sam is cheating on her with someone from 90210? Then she accuses Sam of lying because she’s working: Nice to see @samantharonson has found a party rather than being honest This is followed by a tweet that suggests that she crashed the HBO party: Hbo security sucks And finally, Lilo says she’s heading out the door with a sly dig at the Ronson Family, and it’s widely known that they hate her. Full Story

His wedge heels come in blue

September 21, 2009 09:36:49 Posted at September 21, 2009 09:36:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s the GMD! And he’s working again! For the first time in two years, Tom Cruise is on a film set. He’s on location in Boston to shoot Wichita with Cameron Diaz and over the weekend, Tom spent time with his son Connor and Katie Holmes and Little Sci shopping at a local boutique and showing off his blue wedge sneakers with the hidden height enhancers. Full Story

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Happy Sarah has a new man

September 21, 2009 09:27:21 Posted at September 21, 2009 09:27:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sarah McLachlan delivered a stirring performance last night at the Emmy Awards during the In Memoriam section of the show. Sarah left Vancouver on Friday with her girls for a few days in LA looking healthy and gorgeous and glowing and fresh… It’s been a wonderful summer. She’s completely devoted to her daughters, of course, but there’s also love in her life again. Full Story

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Loose leather pants

September 21, 2009 08:55:45 Posted at September 21, 2009 08:55:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Only Victoria Beckham. Everyone else wears leather pants and they cling like leggings. Victoria Beckham puts them on and they’re loose. It’s a proud moment for our Posh: to be so thin that not even the smallest size will fit her. Her Elle Magazine spread barely made a splash, certainly not as exciting as the last one, and worse still, the Elle feature means she’s been pushed even lower on Anna Wintour’s list of possible cover candidates… You know when things get rough, she can only control her food. Full Story

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Emmy Charo

September 21, 2009 08:11:52 Posted at September 21, 2009 08:11:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hayden Panettiere showed up at the Emmys last night and I was like…oh look, there’s Charo. Except Charo is so much more entertaining. Here’s the old Lolita in red, and matron hair, and representing a show that nobody watches anymore and just off a movie that no one cared about but she will play the lead in the film adaptation for Naomi & Ely’s No Kiss List . Full Story

Emmy NPH

September 21, 2009 07:27:37 Posted at September 21, 2009 07:27:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Please. He was flawless. His white mic clip during the opening number was amazingness. So f-ck you Kiefer Sutherland. Did you see Kiefer’s bitchface after Neil Patrick Harris’s performance? Oh hi, I’m Kiefer Sutherland. I like to punch people when I drink because I’m a crusty prick, and suddenly I have the right to judge a song and dance number and deem it unworthy. Full Story