Monday, March 15, 2010

Dear Gossips,

I thought Jude Law did a great job hosting Saturday Night Live. Or maybe, being an anglophile, I was just too distracted by his accent. It just sounds so f-cking good. And, since he’s back together with Sienna, he looks really f-cking good too.  Read Full Intro

Johnny in his jammies!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2010 14:16:28 March 15, 2010 14:16:28

Are you a pyjama person? I am a pyjama person. Like proper pyjamas. Not random yoga pants and a t-shirt pyjamas. No, my sh-t is matching. There are bottoms that go specifically with a top and I have a 6 pairs in rotation, and most of them, but for 1, come from the Chinese mall. I also have very particular waistband requirements. Full Story

Monday morning scowly face

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2010 13:55:11 March 15, 2010 13:55:11

I prefer it to constipation face – check out Robert Pattinson in costume in England today shooting Bel Ami. More of this please and less of the moony, tortured love sickness face we’re forced to endure through Twilight and all its sequels. At least with a scowl it looks like he *might* have some bite. Full Story

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Let it go

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2010 12:45:00 March 15, 2010 12:45:00

Embarrassing, non? Mischa Barton showed up at the Make-a-Wish Foundation event yesterday in Santa Monica like we’re still in Season 2 of The OC. We are obviously far from Season 2 of The OC but Mischa clearly can’t stop clinging to the Young Hollywood It reputation that has long since been taken away from her. Full Story

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Best Actress Oscar curse strikes again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2010 11:32:17 March 15, 2010 11:32:17

Julia Roberts and Benjamin Bratt broke up. Halle Berry and Eric Benet same. Hilary Swank and Chad Lowe. Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe. Now Kate Winslet and Sam Mendes. Coincidence or a curse? The Best Actresses and their relationship woes. Just announced today – Winslet and Mendes are over. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2010 11:14:00 March 15, 2010 11:14:00

Becks won’t give up, and Victoria really wanted to turn the World Cup pitch into her personal runway (Dlisted)

Ebola’s nipples attack Mexico (The Superficial)

Great. So now they’re publicly trying to make her feel sh-tty about herself (Popeater)

Ashley Greene shows off her extensions (Hollywood Tuna)

Marion Cotillard honoured. And SO f-cking elegant (Just Jared)

Katie and Little Sci out and about (Pop Sugar)

Halle Berry gets ready to celebrate (ASL)

If I show my ass on Twitter will I double my followers? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

OMG. Gisele post-pregnancy in Vogue. I feel ugly (INO)

Mother Madonna tells Jesus what not to do: Lilo! (Cele|bitchy)

Tell Porny it’s not her length

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2010 10:06:27 March 15, 2010 10:06:27

Jessica Simpson’s show The Price of Beauty premieres tonight. She’s making the morning show rounds for a last promotional push. This red dress, it’s better than last week’s Letterman dress. The sleeves help. And it’s a better neckline. But that f-cking length. When it cuts her off below the knee. Full Story

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They won’t miss Izzie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2010 08:35:56 March 15, 2010 08:35:56

News broke last week that Katherine Heigl, who’s been trying to pout and diva her way off Grey’s Anatomy for three years now, has finally been granted her demand. Ever the professional, the Ungrateful Princess of AssTalk was supposed to return to work on March 1 after a 6 month hiatus but didn’t show. Full Story

Happier without her?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2010 08:30:30 March 15, 2010 08:30:30

A week after the Oscars and George Clooney is in Hawaii shooting a new movie called The Descendents working with Alexander Payne. You know him from Sideways. It’s a small-ish film. Not unlike Sideways and Little Miss Sunshine. George plays a rich man who reassesses his life and priorities after his wife and daughters are in an accident. Full Story

Michael Buble

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2010 08:24:00 March 15, 2010 08:24:00

Background: I have been very, VERY critical of Michael Buble especially while he was dating Emily Blunt who is, as many of you know, in my estimation, as close to perfect as it gets in Hollywood... with the exception of Marion Cotillard. But this is another discussion. There were allegations of infidelity, of douchey behaviour, and I wrote about it extensively. Full Story