Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2010 10:59:00 May 28, 2010 10:59:00

Note that the camera does not linger too long on any Madonna body part. Like if you look too long it’ll crumble to dust (Dlisted)

But she’s not MARRIED!!! Will all the Twilight fans call her a whore? (The Superficial)

It’s official: Justin Bieber fans are just as f-cked as Twi-Hards (Popeater)

Kate Hudson wears a short Gwyneth snatch dress and a trench (Hollywood Tuna)

More fashion porn from the Sex & the City 2 afterparty (Pop Sugar)

The Sexual Healing of Russell Brand (Just Jared)

Be thankful they care enough to snap you. It won't last long. (Popoholic)

Gwyneth’s huge ring distracts from the upskirt (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Hoping that Daniel Craig’s gay kiss is for reals but it’s probably not (Cele|bitchy)

Robert Pattinson scribbles (Hollywood Life)

Girls who make me sad

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2010 10:20:26 May 28, 2010 10:20:26

Chill. I’m not saying engagement and pregnancy make me sad. Of course it’s a wonderful time in Alicia Keys’s life. Just wish there wasn’t a torn family cloud hanging over the news. Because, well, I believe Mashonda. Read Mashonda’s story here Full Story

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James is the Young Xavier

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2010 08:56:20 May 28, 2010 08:56:20

Everyone wants to be in a superhero movie these days. Even the real actors. Like James McAvoy. It’s certainly a lucrative opportunity. In his case though, there is a little more than that. Just announced: James McAvoy will star in X-Men: First Class as Charles Xavier. A young Charles Xavier. Before the chair. Full Story

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Player Summit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2010 07:29:27 May 28, 2010 07:29:27

After a few days in Europe to support the English football team, David Beckham was back in LA last night, courtside for the Laker’s dramatic buzzer-beating win over the Suns at home in Los Angeles. My heart broke for Steve Nash. Anyway, as you can see, Becks seemed to enjoy himself very much with his boys which, for a minute, included Jeremy Piven. Full Story

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Megan Fox’s replacement

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2010 07:06:00 May 28, 2010 07:06:00

You wish Ashley Greene. Michael Bay was rather swift about finding a replacement for Megan Fox. Just Jared is reporting that taking over for her in Transformers 3 will be British model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, 23 years old, known for her Victoria’s Secret body, and was all over Jason Statham last month at Coachella. Full Story

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May 28, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2010 06:57:25 May 28, 2010 06:57:25

Happy Birthday Cherie! Waking up smiling to James McAvoy? Sounds like you’re ready for what’s next. Will post a proper McAvoy article for you later today. Look for it soon. As for what to do tonight – get drunk, no question. That f-cking movie will only make you angry. And it’s 2 and a half hours! Happy Birthday on Sunday Jen! The way I see it that’s actually a great way to start a new year. Full Story

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Dear Gossips,

It’s been 4 nights but I keep having Lost dreams. Most of the time it’s Jack and his hair keeps changing right before he kisses me. But last night it was Jack and Hurley hosting a potluck and I was freaking out about what to bring.  Read Full Intro

Oh Happy Day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2010 15:40:55 May 27, 2010 15:40:55

Oh happy dayOh happy dayyyyy Oh happy dayWhen Shiloh washedWhen Shiloh washedWhen sweet Shiloh washedWhen Shiloh washedShe washed my sins away Brangelunatics have been email bombing me all day. The crime: not wishing The Chosen One a Happy Birthday at the beginning of her birthday. The Brange’s first blonde baby arrived four years ago in Namibia, accompanied by angels and harps, and since then, well, she’s become the Obsession. Full Story

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Jakey loves dancing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2010 13:11:19 May 27, 2010 13:11:19

He really really does. He’ll say yes to anything that involves goofy dancing. And I’ll say yes to any video that involves him goofy dancing. He was goofy dancing last night on Jimmy Fallon. He’s wearing a dumbass yellow jumpsuit and he’s funny and adorable and hot and so f-cking cute. Full Story

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Sex & Headgear

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2010 11:53:09 May 27, 2010 11:53:09

I am angry about Sex & the City 2 right now but what SJP is doing on the carpet tonight in London for the premiere is pretty f-cking amazing. If it’s anywhere you want to do this, it’s obviously in England. Definitely spectacular. So of course there are more photos of her than of the other girls. Full Story

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