Third Lip in London

December 3, 2009 08:38:50 Posted at December 3, 2009 08:38:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Nine premiere is tonight. Third Lip, Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman, and Keith Urban flew in today for the event. Third Lip loves it in London. The press is always way up her ass there. Actually, the press is always way up her ass everywhere. You know she’s super tight with Rupert Murdoch, right? Just making sure. Full Story

Please look like this all the time

December 3, 2009 08:19:58 Posted at December 3, 2009 08:19:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is what Noah Cyrus, 9 year old sister of JailBait Miley, looks like when they don’t skank her all up like a pageant girl. Totally normal, ordinary, even cute, right? Except of course for the naked fameloving all over her face. Nothing can mask that. Noah was hanging out by JailBait’s tour buses in Miami the other day, a holiday on the road with her family. Full Story

Lilo crosses the Alba Bitch

December 3, 2009 07:47:00 Posted at December 3, 2009 07:47:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh there will be hell to pay. Us Weekly reports that Lindsay Lohan hit up a club last week with Cash Warren and according to witnesses, within half an hour, the two were mashing mouths: "It was raw. They were not shy." Lilo has denied the claims, insisting that she would never move on another woman’s man: "This is so absurd. Full Story

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Hope for Tiger?

December 3, 2009 07:08:42 Posted at December 3, 2009 07:08:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tea Leoni and David Duchovny were in New York last night at the Unicef Snowflake Ball, a very public official show of togetherness, seeming to have successfully moved beyond his sex addictions and subsequent infidelities. Tea’s not a dumbass, not a bimbo who mutely takes what’s put before her without a fight and without an opinion. Full Story

December 3, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

December 3, 2009 06:50:15 Posted at December 3, 2009 06:50:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Congratulations Carol on her weekend wedding to her love of 7 years. Beautiful. For Briana from Alli in London who misses her “Pretty” friend so much. Alli totally guilted me about this shout-out and for a minute I did feel badly but then I opened the photo of the two of you with Natalie, triple gorgessity, and since I’m a jealous, petty, older-than-you bitch, I don’t feel badly anymore at all! Full Story

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Britney Spears is 28 years old today. Only. But we’ve known her for 11 years now – Baby One More Time was released in 1998 and almost everyone has covered it. Crazier still, and this is something Duana always points out and it never fails to be remarkable: Beyonce and Britney are the same age.  Read Full Intro

The Master goes to work

December 2, 2009 15:57:04 Posted at December 2, 2009 15:57:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Cate Blanchett arriving at the theatre today in advance of her performance. A Streetcar Named Desire, Blanche DuBois, and one of the great actors of a generation. And thanks to you teases who’ve seen and shared your thoughts – from Australia to Washington, obviously it’s unanimous: she is outstanding. Full Story

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This is the face

December 2, 2009 15:40:00 Posted at December 2, 2009 15:40:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There really is no point to this post because we don’t need one. It’s Joan f-cking Collins. Alexis Morrell Carrington Colby Dexter Rowan. There’s nothing to bitch about here. And there’s only one bitch in the room when she’s in the room. Joan was in London somewhere blessing a puppy and telling you all to behave. Full Story

Ginny & Grindelwald

December 2, 2009 13:02:00 Posted at December 2, 2009 13:02:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Young, pretty Harry Potter Brits dating. I’m all over it. The latest: Bonnie Wright who plays Ginny and Jamie Campbell Bower who will be Gellert Grindelwald were spotted this past weekend leaving the EA British Academy Children’s Awards together. Very cute. Grindelwald of course was at one time Dumbledore’s best friend before he became his bitter enemy. Full Story

Absence creates hope

December 2, 2009 12:45:00 Posted at December 2, 2009 12:45:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We were about to call it on Gossip Girl. Then we had to suspend the chats because Michelle went to Italy forever and Duana went to Austin forever and I went nowhere and suddenly, after 3 missed episodes, the show surged. Coincidence or conspiracy? Thank you for your emails (and some demands) wondering about our recaps. Full Story

Beauty loves Beauty

December 2, 2009 11:39:58 Posted at December 2, 2009 11:39:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As it should be. Pretty people back together. There have been rumours swirling for a couple of weeks now that Jude Law and Sienna Miller can’t stay away from each other. Apparently they were going at it full on at a club a few days ago. And now this morning, both were seen leaving his New York apartment, separately, as Sienna ran into a waiting car while Jude seemed in good spirits heading to another vehicle. Full Story