March 31, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 31, 2010 07:14:24 March 31, 2010 07:14:24

Happy Birthday Courtney with love from your sister Allison! Wishing you continued recovery from back surgery. And Allison – re: your question about the Smut Soiree, we’re still working on the dates. Soon as I know, I will let you know. To Jenna from Kate – Happy 26th Birthday! To all my CS girls, thanks for always having my back and for keeping me sane the last few years. Full Story

Amanda’s red lips

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2010 14:27:24 March 30, 2010 14:27:24

Tonight in London at the premiere of Dear John – Amanda Seyfried looks great with red lips. Very, very beautiful red lips. Because she’s not talking out of them. We need a good redemption interview. Make it happen soon. Also... London, Dominic Cooper, missing...? Amanda will soon be walking the carpet again for her next release Letters to Juliet with Vanessa Redgrave and Gael Garcia Bernal. Full Story

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Where is your BitchFace?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2010 13:19:07 March 30, 2010 13:19:07

Remember when Reese Witherspoon used to walk around scowling at the paps? Click here for a refresher. That was some epic bitchface. Now it’s a new Reese. A Reese in love with a new man, CAA agent Jim Toth. Full Story

Justin Bieber & Joslyn James

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2010 12:30:32 March 30, 2010 12:30:32

In Toronto, I work out of the CTV Building which is also the MuchMusic Building. MuchMusic is a big deal for teens. And there are often young girls lined up around the block waiting for an appearance. One day, it was over a year ago, Michelle and I arrived early in the morning and they had camped out, barely able to contain their squeals. Full Story

Country Bitch and a beagle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2010 11:41:41 March 30, 2010 11:41:41

This little girl...well... she makes her tolerable. Beagle puppy! As you know, I have a beagle. My beagle is prick. Like, all beagles are naughty – and this one looks pretty naughty – but my beagle redefines Attitude Problem. While Jacek and I were away recently, Marcus stayed with Fiona. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2010 11:14:56 March 30, 2010 11:14:56

Lilo’s fake fight with George Lopez (The Superficial)

See the “shape” of Luke Wilson (Dlisted)

Ricky Martin: his declaration was monumental (Popeater)

I did not go to the supermarket and do this (Hollywood Tuna)

Gwyneth takes the bottom shelf on the Iron Man 2 poster (Just Jared)

Robert Pattinson vacillates between smiles and constipation face in Budapest (Pop Sugar)

Holy. F-ck. Have you seen Heidi’s face when it cries??? (The Blemish)

So now designer nieces can become famous (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Olivia Wilde pulls off gold lame (Popoholic)

Rihanna is making socks happen (Go Fug Yourself)

After Ebola – sweat it out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2010 10:12:46 March 30, 2010 10:12:46

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden were photographed a couple of days ago out for a run with friends. Or whatever their version of running is. Over the weekend Nicole ran into Ebola Paris Hilton, the first time the two were spotted together publicly in a long time. As you know, since Nicole has had her children, she’s pretty much stayed away from that piece of diseased sh-t. Full Story

I quit you

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2010 09:25:00 March 30, 2010 09:25:00

Finally had the chance last night to read James Franco's short story published in Esquire and any vestiges of Freebie Five-ness that I'd been clinging to for him were officially killed. Because He. Is. So. TRY. James Franco is the celebrity Try writing equivalent to Victoria Beckham Try in style. Full Story

Public puking

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2010 07:48:55 March 30, 2010 07:48:55

This is surprisingly not about Lindsay Lohan. But it is a surprise why these two aren’t hanging out. It’s not like they haven’t before. Page Six is reporting that Mischa Barton was at the Bar Marmont the other night on her own and f-cked up. Full Story

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She didn’t go to Berlin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2010 07:24:09 March 30, 2010 07:24:09

What? Aaron Johnson and Chloe Grace Moretz were at the Berlin photo call today for Kick-Ass but there was no sign of Aaron’s baby mother Sam Taylor-Wood. Perhaps she’s resting at the hotel, perhaps she’ll show for the carpet? Hopefully. "OK, you c-nts, let's see what you can do now!" This might turn out to be Hit Girl’s most famous line. Full Story

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