Emmy Crack Tweets

September 21, 2009 10:40:35 Posted at September 21, 2009 10:40:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Samantha Ronson dj’d at an Emmy afterparty last night. Needless to say, Lilo was not invited. So she crack tweeted about it for our pleasure. Lindsay Lohan’s Twitter really does provide endless, endless amusement. It started around midnight last night: Nice to see @samantharonson has found a 90210 rather than being a loyal Possessive and jealous, as usual, Lilo seems to imply that Sam is cheating on her with someone from 90210? Then she accuses Sam of lying because she’s working: Nice to see @samantharonson has found a party rather than being honest This is followed by a tweet that suggests that she crashed the HBO party: Hbo security sucks And finally, Lilo says she’s heading out the door with a sly dig at the Ronson Family, and it’s widely known that they hate her. Full Story

His wedge heels come in blue

September 21, 2009 09:36:49 Posted at September 21, 2009 09:36:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s the GMD! And he’s working again! For the first time in two years, Tom Cruise is on a film set. He’s on location in Boston to shoot Wichita with Cameron Diaz and over the weekend, Tom spent time with his son Connor and Katie Holmes and Little Sci shopping at a local boutique and showing off his blue wedge sneakers with the hidden height enhancers. Full Story

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Happy Sarah has a new man

September 21, 2009 09:27:21 Posted at September 21, 2009 09:27:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sarah McLachlan delivered a stirring performance last night at the Emmy Awards during the In Memoriam section of the show. Sarah left Vancouver on Friday with her girls for a few days in LA looking healthy and gorgeous and glowing and fresh… It’s been a wonderful summer. She’s completely devoted to her daughters, of course, but there’s also love in her life again. Full Story

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Loose leather pants

September 21, 2009 08:55:45 Posted at September 21, 2009 08:55:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Only Victoria Beckham. Everyone else wears leather pants and they cling like leggings. Victoria Beckham puts them on and they’re loose. It’s a proud moment for our Posh: to be so thin that not even the smallest size will fit her. Her Elle Magazine spread barely made a splash, certainly not as exciting as the last one, and worse still, the Elle feature means she’s been pushed even lower on Anna Wintour’s list of possible cover candidates… You know when things get rough, she can only control her food. Full Story

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Emmy Charo

September 21, 2009 08:11:52 Posted at September 21, 2009 08:11:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hayden Panettiere showed up at the Emmys last night and I was like…oh look, there’s Charo. Except Charo is so much more entertaining. Here’s the old Lolita in red, and matron hair, and representing a show that nobody watches anymore and just off a movie that no one cared about but she will play the lead in the film adaptation for Naomi & Ely’s No Kiss List . Full Story

Emmy NPH

September 21, 2009 07:27:37 Posted at September 21, 2009 07:27:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Please. He was flawless. His white mic clip during the opening number was amazingness. So f-ck you Kiefer Sutherland. Did you see Kiefer’s bitchface after Neil Patrick Harris’s performance? Oh hi, I’m Kiefer Sutherland. I like to punch people when I drink because I’m a crusty prick, and suddenly I have the right to judge a song and dance number and deem it unworthy. Full Story

Emmy Imitation of Penelope Cruz

September 21, 2009 07:02:00 Posted at September 21, 2009 07:02:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Enough. Pene’s Versace in 2007 was the best. It’s the only. It was for the Oscars. It cannot be equalled. But still they keep trying. At every carpet since they have tried. Two examples last night – Best Actress winner Toni Collette and also Drew Barrymore, one in bright pink, the other in pale pink, neither measuring up to the Pene standard. Full Story

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Emmy Hamm & Bacon

September 21, 2009 06:49:52 Posted at September 21, 2009 06:49:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

These men are fine. And they are men. They are not boys. They are not pipsqueaks whose voices break car windows when they try to shout, which is what happened when Justin Timberlake attempted it with Ryan Seacrest during the preshow. Jon Hamm and Kevin Bacon last night at the Emmys. Particularly enjoyed Jon presenting with Tina Fey. Full Story

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September 21, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

September 21, 2009 06:28:29 Posted at September 21, 2009 06:28:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Belated 25th Birthday Meggie! I’m sorry to have missed it last week. Your mom was very excited about it, hope you had fun at home for the celebration. To Carolyn from Joyce – Happy Birthday! Were you visited by either Taylor Kitsch or Ryan Gosling on Saturday? No? It was because they were with me! And for Lisa – wish we could have had a moment to chat on Friday night at the Elgin for Jack White. Full Story

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Friday, September 18, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Last day at TIFF before I leave tomorrow and it’s ending on a royal note. Will be tweeting from the party tonight as I’ve been tweeting throughout the festival. Click here for my Twitter and again, you do not have to have a Twitter account to read my tweets.

But there’s no rest for the gossip. Because the Emmy Awards go down on Sunday. Three hours of Neil Patrick Harris in a tux? All over it. Will be tweeting during the live telecast and a full wrap-up on Monday.

The Colin Firth article was finally posted late yesterday – SCROLL DOWN to get caught up. There’s also new hatemail you may have missed from Twi-Hards and exclusive photos of the Clearwaters.

Friday – wrapping up TIFF observations including Edward Norton and the girl who needs new representation and an adorable story about Bono, and the D List pregnancy obsession.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,


Edward Norton charms everyone

September 18, 2009 13:11:00 Posted at September 18, 2009 13:11:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He was at TIFF for Leaves of Grass. And the word on him is that he can be difficult, surly, temperamental. But aside from Colin Firth, Edward Norton was the most well liked during the festival. Polite, considerate, he charmed everyone, he had time for fans, he was obliging, he never complained, he was patient, he was articulate, Michelle interviewed him at the junket and left with a crush – he has a sexy geek vibe about him that is incredibly attractive – and she was not alone. Full Story