Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 28, 2016 16:02:48 December 28, 2016 16:02:48
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The easy portmanteau for Drake and JLo is DraLo, pronounced Dray-Low. Boring. And too obvious. See also Hiddleswift. Full Story

Ellen Pompeo’s emoji politics

Kathleen Posted by Kathleen at December 28, 2016 15:37:03 December 28, 2016 15:37:03

In the past few days, while you were scrolling through Twitter to avoid talking to your relatives, you may have seen some headlines about Ellen Pompeo and her emoji backlash. The headlines were mainly “Ellen Pompeo Gets Dragged for Use of Black Emojis. Full Story

December 28, 2016 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 28, 2016 14:31:44 December 28, 2016 14:31:44

Katie! Your birthday is technically tomorrow but you’re in New Zealand so Ashley wanted to make sure you get it on time. She also requested for you photos of Garrett Hedlund, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, and Taika Waititi. Happy Birthday!  Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 23, 2016 21:28:50 December 23, 2016 21:28:50

Avril Lavigne stands up for a cause few would stand up for (Dlisted)

Matthew McConaughey’s pre-Christmas workout in Brazil (Just Jared)

Benedict Cumberbatch’s baby schedule (Cele|bitchy)

Why didn’t Stedman get a onesie? (TooFab)

Britney’s new boyfriend’s ex-girlfriend (TMZ)

I dry heave at the idea that this tape exists (The Superficial)

The only way for it to be more “official” between Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth is the actual next step (Celebrity Dirty Laundry)

A terrible dress on Felicity Jones (Go Fug Yourself)

How Vin Diesel respects a woman in her workplace (Jezebel) 

Mimi’s Christmas sauce

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 23, 2016 17:38:36 December 23, 2016 17:38:36

Mimi promised three gifts for the Lambily right up to Christmas and yesterday she released the first – a new video of her not-really-singing Here Comes Santa Claus. The point of Mimi’s Here Comes Santa Claus is to appreciate her Christmas tits. Full Story

Zayn’s premature proposal

Kathleen Posted by Kathleen at December 23, 2016 17:10:05 December 23, 2016 17:10:05
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Gigi Hadid and Zayn Malik have been dating just over a year. Before they hooked up, Zayn ended his engagement to Perrie Edwards from the girl group Little Mix – they’re like the budget British Fifth Harmony (Little Mix fans, come at me). Full Story

December 23, 2016 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 23, 2016 16:58:10 December 23, 2016 16:58:10
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Angie! Happy Birthday from Kelly who requested for you the GIF below and an unrelated “teeny tiny birthday blind”. You see her from time to time with a “new boyfriend” but it never sticks. It never sticks because she’s actually had a girlfriend for 2 years and everything else is just a cover. Full Story