Bad shoes and a finger up the ass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 29, 2010 07:50:45 March 29, 2010 07:50:45

Tiresome. This sh-t is tiresome. Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler are making their way through Europe to promote The Bounty Hunter which, after two weeks, has earned just under $40 million, not exactly a box office win. So they need to keep hustling, hoping that international numbers will be more promising. Full Story

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Matt Damon’s longer hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 29, 2010 07:20:47 March 29, 2010 07:20:47

Love it. Matt Damon, joined by his wife Luciana, received the 24th annual American Cinematheque Award this weekend in front of a star studded audience that included Bill Clinton, Clint Eastwood, Don Cheadle, and many, many more. As you can see, Matt’s grown out his hair a little. It’s curling at the nape of his neck. Full Story

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Demi Moore, pontificator

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 29, 2010 06:56:57 March 29, 2010 06:56:57

Excellent candidate for Seth Meyers on Saturday Night Live to get “Really!?!” on her tight ass. Because Demi Moore is becoming insufferable. As you know, Demi is all over Twitter. Trying to stay relevant or, as she would explain, using the platform to inform and educate and promote awareness. Full Story

March 29, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 29, 2010 06:37:56 March 29, 2010 06:37:56

Congrats to Martin L. of Quebec for winning the OSiS/Schwarzkopf Professional “Party Like a Rock Star” contest. Have fun in St. John’s! To Heather L - welcome back to the office! We know you're sad to be leaving baby Z at home but we're so glad you're back. Looking forward to sharing smut with you during coffee breaks, lunch breaks, morning breaks. Full Story

Friday, March 26, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Interviewed Tim McGraw yesterday. That man can wear the sh-t out of a pair of jeans. Kept his hat on, of course, the entire time. So yeah, I get it. I get it if you get the quivers for Tim McGraw. He’s really rather lean right now.  Read Full Intro

Clooney with a kid

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2010 16:37:30 March 26, 2010 16:37:30

This is probably the closest you’ll come to seeing him with one. Here’s George on location in Hawaii for The Descendents presumably with his character’s descendent looking like he has great chemistry with his young co-star. But that’s George. He has great chemistry with everyone. Full Story

OK Harlow...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2010 13:15:00 March 26, 2010 13:15:00

I’m usually immune to babies, but this Harlow Richie Madden is wearing me down. So goddamn cute I have to look at pictures of her every time they’re available. This is Harlow out and about the other day with her mother after dance class. I like her chubby cheeks and her chunky legs and the naughty look on her face. Full Story

Single Emma in the city

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2010 11:44:14 March 26, 2010 11:44:14

Emma Watson was in New York last night for a fashion event. She’s single now having broken up with some dude called Jay whose last name escapes me but really does it matter anymore if they’re not together...? Emma has kept a relatively low profile, studying at Brown, hanging out with the non-famous, hopefully f-cking around the way we should when we’re in college. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2010 11:11:42 March 26, 2010 11:11:42

Anyone can be a singer. Now any twat can be a screenwriter. (The Superficial)

What I’m obsessed with today. Eli Roth is all over it (Dlisted)

Look who has the Katherine Heigl virus (Popeater)

Maybe running will help with Amanda Seyfried’s asstalking problem (Hollywood Tuna)

Camila and Vida in Barcelona (Pop Sugar)

Katie Holmes to work with Neanderthal Chan? (Just Jared)

Chicken Fried Britney – He Wolf style (Towleroad)

It’s very ordinary in a bathing suit (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Senior and Junior McBongo go for a spin (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Mysterious growth of Jude Law’s hair? (Cele|bitchy)

The Greatest & My Fair Lady

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2010 08:36:00 March 26, 2010 08:36:00

There’s a remake happening for My Fair Lady. A new Eliza Doolittle. Wait! Before you break something, wait. Because Emma Thompson is writing the screenplay. Feel better? And, and, and...! She said that: “I think Carey is set to play it, yes.” Carey who? Mulligan, of course. Jumpy claps! Show me. Full Story

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