Happy Shelfy’s boots

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2010 12:16:55 May 3, 2010 12:16:55

Jessica Biel’s Shelf Ass is shakin’ itself from happiness today. It spent the weekend with Justin Timberlake in New York, holding hands, wearing dumb looking boots, trying to be a Fashion Girl, and tonight that ass will be escorting the boyfriend to the Costume Institute Gala for the second year in a row. Full Story

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Yellow Porny vs the ex

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2010 11:41:19 May 3, 2010 11:41:19

My Porny Simpson attended the White House Correspondents’ Dinner this weekend. I supposed it’s not the worst thing she’s ever put on. But still...with the light bouncing off all that yellow sateen, it’s like a f-cking boob eclipse. And she doesn’t exactly look young and fresh. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2010 11:11:13 May 3, 2010 11:11:13

Warbled Chicken Fried Britney was the first to Gaga Telephone? (Dlisted)

The mysterious marks on James Franco’s arm (The Superficial)

Madonna talks about Sean Penn’s ass (Popeater)

Nope. I officially don’t like Lolita Panettiere’s hair (Hollywood Tuna)

Euro Cheese Douche Ebola Victim on the cover of Vanity Fair (Just Jared)

Halle takes Nahla to the beach post break-up (Pop Sugar)

Matthew McConaughey’s baby mother is a bitch? (ASL)

The other Duff shows up somewhere for some reason (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Gwen and Gavin travel steeze (INO)

Lilo plays porn star. Next step: Dancing with the Sh-ts (Cele|bitchy)

GOOPy & the other woman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2010 09:56:39 May 3, 2010 09:56:39

Gwyneth Paltrow was raised to keep up appearances. In her circle, among her people, you never let your face down. But lately, maybe because of all the organic meditation and barley she’s been eating, lately she’s been more inclined to show her sh-t. Especially on GOOP where she’s mentioned twice now a feud with a frenemy since proven NOT to be Madonna. Full Story

Triangles and breasts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2010 08:42:12 May 3, 2010 08:42:12

As I noted earlier, the Costume Institute Gala is tonight in New York. Met Gala drama? Oh there’s a lot of potential. This is Kate Hudson partying with her slightly larger chest on the weekend with girlfriends in NY. This is Cameron Diaz spotted leaving Alex Rodriguez’s apartment on Sunday morning in NY. Full Story

Do you know what you’re wearing...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2010 08:16:08 May 3, 2010 08:16:08

You stupid f-ck? I’m normally a Peaches apologist. Maybe because I have a friend who looks like her. Maybe it’s the anglophile in me. Definitely it’s all the drama. But there’s drama and then there’s ignorance. And this bitch right here is a f-cking dumbass. Do you know what you’re wearing? Her boyfriend obviously never saw what she was wearing. Full Story

Third Lip plays golf

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2010 07:47:01 May 3, 2010 07:47:01

My golf itch hasn’t kicked in yet. Probably because it’s still very wet in Vancouver and I refuse to play with sh-t all over my ball. But golf is definitely something we’ve been doing together, Jacek and I for years. All summer, sometimes 3 times a week, and we walk the course with our bags on our backs and it’s a great workout and we hate (read: are too cheap for) rich people golf . Full Story

Renee looks like...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2010 07:37:00 May 3, 2010 07:37:00

Melanie Griffith? A little, right? Not sure this is a good thing. Perhaps you have a different opinion. Here’s Renee Zellweger poseharding appropriately on Saturday night at the Los Angeles Gay& Lesbian Centre’s An Evening with Women. Love this dress. Because those little white tiaras (?) look like insects and I am all over printed animal clothing. Full Story

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Twilight reshoots for sh-ts and giggles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2010 07:17:49 May 3, 2010 07:17:49

As I have said many, many, many times before, familiar to those of you who’ve been hitting this site for a while (thank you!), Gossip is a Buffet. You can choose to believe that Jennifer Aniston really is the girl next door...who lives in Malibu. Or you can choose to believe that her entire life is engineered and manufactured right down to her highlights. Full Story

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May 3, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2010 07:03:30 May 3, 2010 07:03:30

Good luck to Vikramaditya Motwane, Reetika’s brother, whose film Udaan is the only Indian film being shown at Cannes! Rebecca – tagging along is a good idea! See you there? Happy 36th Birthday Gayle in Halifax from the Freeby Five Girls who have requested for you some Matt Damon and want you to know that the important lesson learned is to never drink and Twitter. Full Story

Friday, April 30, 2010

Dear Gossips,

As I wrote many times during the height of the Chris Brown debacle – absolution is important, totally. But absolution, especially in his case, should be earned. It’s amazing how often those who feel they deserve forgiveness end up validating why their forgiveness was never granted.  Read Full Intro