Be Italian!

December 1, 2009 09:33:47 Posted at December 1, 2009 09:33:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A third trailer for Nine has been released. GOOSE BUMPS and jumpy claps! Is it Christmas yet? Soon. Until then, we have the premieres. The UK premiere of Nine is on Thursday. Kate Hudson has arrived in advance of the event, landing at Heathrow today…with Alex Rodriguez. Well, he’s not working right now. Full Story

There will be more

December 1, 2009 09:02:00 Posted at December 1, 2009 09:02:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

etalk has an exclusive advance look at the new Us Weekly and it’s all about Tiger Woods and if you thought last week was sh-tty, it’s about to get much, much worse. There will be more. More women. One woman claims they’ve been f-cking for almost 3 years. Full Story

GOOPy Wellies

December 1, 2009 08:18:03 Posted at December 1, 2009 08:18:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

After a luxe weekend in Marrakesh with her surprising new bestie Jennifer Aniston, my imaginary bestie Gwyneth Paltrow is now back in London, photographed today surveying the progress on her home expansion. As previously reported, she and Chris Martin bought the place next door and are merging the two into one mammoth residence worth £7 million. Full Story

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Disco Porny can’t multitask

December 1, 2009 07:47:05 Posted at December 1, 2009 07:47:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You know I have a soft spot for Jessica Simpson. She makes mistakes, she says stupid sh-t, she will always choose cheap over classy, but it also seems wrong to hate on someone so dumb. There are good intentions underneath those breasts. It just takes a lot of patience to get through the dead air to find them. Full Story

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Meryl covers, cusses, and drinks

December 1, 2009 07:04:41 Posted at December 1, 2009 07:04:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In other words, as we all know already, she’s perfect. And at 60 years old, Meryl Streep is on the cover of Vanity Fair closing out yet another triumphant year in which she delivered yet another sure-to-be-nominated performance in Julie & Julia with commercial and critical success and followed that up by playing the romantic female lead in a new comedy It’s Complicated due out this month. Full Story

Brange: cops, fights, and full body satin

December 1, 2009 06:57:48 Posted at December 1, 2009 06:57:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I love the Jolie but f-ck she cannot dress. What is this? What are these pants? Why are these pants? How did he let her leave the house in those pants? Because you know he’s a styling man. And these are not the pants of a styling woman. If they fight about anything, please let them fight about this. Full Story

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Monday, November 30, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Tiger Woods is a master at course management. But his crisis management skills leave much to be desired. This post-accident mystery has been handled so piss poorly it’s the PR disaster equivalent of Jean van de Velde at Carnoustie, not only fory the mysterious shenanigans and what stinks of a cover-up but also the public disrespect of the authorities who, according to TMZ  Read Full Intro

The Thinnification of Taupe

November 30, 2009 15:11:15 Posted at November 30, 2009 15:11:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Garner seemed to be in no rush to starve herself following the birth of 2nd daughter Seraphina born last January. Was great. Lately though… This is Garner after getting her hair done yesterday. She looks gaunt, her jeans are falling off of her, her hips, they’re scaring me, and her head suddenly looks really, really big. Full Story

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Cate in the City

November 30, 2009 13:22:08 Posted at November 30, 2009 13:22:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Just pushing her stroller, with her 3 boys and her husband, catching a cab, as stylish as ever and not even trying… Cate Blanchett, who else? She’s in New York continuing to play Blanche DuBois in A Streetcar Named Desire directed by Liv Ullmann that runs until December 20th and is sold f-cking out. Full Story

LipGloss fangirls in the loo

November 30, 2009 12:00:48 Posted at November 30, 2009 12:00:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I get it that he’s trying to guard his privacy, trying to control what he can control, trying to convey an image of responsibility and respect that sets him apart from so many of his trainwreck contemporaries. But that, in combination with the vanity and the self consciousness … sometimes it’s too much. Full Story

So what will they ask him?

November 30, 2009 11:21:00 Posted at November 30, 2009 11:21:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Good Morning America took it up the ass last week when it was revealed that they’d invited Chris Brown onto the program to perform even though they’d cancelled Adam Lambert, thereby helping a convicted felon promote his new album. Although not admitting that they’re buckling due to widespread criticism, ABC has now decided not to feature Brown onstage and will air instead a 20/20 interview with the abuser during which he has supposedly promised to reveal what happened that night. Full Story