The Flat Chest Advantage

September 11, 2009 09:21:36 Posted at September 11, 2009 09:21:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I'm about to moan about my tits again. If you don't like it my vodka says sorry. It's not like I don't appreciate a great rack - of course I do. If Salma Hayek wants to yell profanities at me in Spanish wearing just her bra I'm lining up. But there are advantages and disadvantages to full and flat. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

September 11, 2009 09:13:44 Posted at September 11, 2009 09:13:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

More shoots = more Tingles Jacek edition. Lainey corrected me on my suggestion yesterday that Gwen’s hair is like my mother wore it. But what do I know about hair styles. More Lainey content to follow along with a kick-ass giveaway. Jacek.

I seriously thought he was at Madame Tussaud’s (Dlisted)

Courtney Love and Lilo…becoming the same person are they not? (The Superficial)

Blogs and bikinis keep this chick on the D list and away from a career at Walmart (Hollywood Tuna)

This chick is way out of Screechy Levine’s league. Hot. Shame. (Just Jared)

Halle Berry dripped mustard on herself and then went shopping. OK maybe not. But it is this stylish? (Pop Sugar)

Pene’s bump more visible here? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Whitney’s I Look To You video first look (INO)

Matt Damon spreading rumours (Cele|bitchy)

Eyewear for folks who think vision is overrated courtesy Rihanna (Splash Blog)

Full TIFF schedule resource (Toronto Life TIFF)

Robin honoured

September 11, 2009 08:35:33 Posted at September 11, 2009 08:35:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

At the Deauville Film Festival yesterday and also at the premiere of The Private Lives of Pippa Lee with Rebecca Miller. Robin Wright looks amazing, non? Total photo assumption, of course, but it’s like we never saw her this relaxed, open, and enthusiastic in pictures when she was with Sean Penn. Full Story

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The George Mob

September 11, 2009 08:17:46 Posted at September 11, 2009 08:17:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Everyone here in Toronto is on high Clooney alert. Even though he hasn’t travelled more than 3 blocks from his hotel since arriving, he cannot go anywhere on foot. Must be in a car from stop to stop, even if it’s only 100 yards, not because he’s high maintenance but because it’s a security issue. Full Story

Spons’d Tingles – Oh So Cosmo reminder

September 11, 2009 08:07:48 Posted at September 11, 2009 08:07:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh So Cosmo is back for a third season. It’s the TV version of Cosmo Magazine, and “explores style, men, sex and relationships with a healthy dose of fun and style”. The show airs nightly on CosmoTV at different times, so click here Full Story

Clever Penelope

September 11, 2009 07:32:39 Posted at September 11, 2009 07:32:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She is determined to hide this pregnancy for as long as she can. Penelope Cruz’s Broken Embraces screened at TIFF last night and Pene picked the perfect dress to hide the burgeoning bump. It’s beautifully cut, non? Drapes well, is still flattering, shows off her best assets: Those legs. Full Story

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What In The What!?

September 11, 2009 07:24:40 Posted at September 11, 2009 07:24:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Is this the latest figure to be inducted into London’s Madame Tussauds? Nope, it’s just Victoria Beckham coming out of her Mattel box for the night to do a t-shirt signing at Bergdorf Goodman for New York’s Fashion Week. Seriously, all the fuss about the Great Pacific Garbage Patch could just be a sighting of Posh doing the backstroke in the ocean. Full Story

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Opening Creation

September 11, 2009 07:10:15 Posted at September 11, 2009 07:10:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Connelly looks beautiful IN SPITE of that dress. Jacek loves it of course because of the see-through breasts. This is the problem. It’s not just that it isn’t photographing with the light, it’s also that it’s not a particularly great fit. The material clings awkwardly around her chest, looks cheap. Full Story

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September 11, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

September 11, 2009 07:01:25 Posted at September 11, 2009 07:01:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To Maggie aka Buddy celebrating her birthday in New York – have a great time! And here are a few of your favourite photos specially selected by Brianne. Happy birthday Lindsay B! Wish I could be at your keg party Saturday. 4 kegs??? Ryan is generous! For Christine S – Happy 20th Birthday! Don’t be sad – you’re not allowed to be sad on your birthday. Full Story

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Dear Gossips,

I like the name Sparrow. Better than some of the so-called “normal” names out there. Like Chad. Sparrow > Chad. Chad is the “party on, dude!!!” Gross.

As for the argument that calling a child Sparrow will invite a beating…yes… for a kid in your neighbourhood, totally. But Sparrow is growing up with Zuma and Bronx and Princess and Inspektor and Poet and Lyric and Sonnet…

They don’t live where we do. Pointless to judge them based on a set of criteria that doesn’t apply to their world especially since they won’t be hanging out with your kids.

In Toronto now for TIFF kicking off tonight. George Clooney is already here. Arrived yesterday. But without the Elisabetta. Boo. I love her. Have become totally obsessed with her. You ever visit her official website? Poke around in there and remember – she’s dating George Clooney. HER!!!


Blogging all day today. Check back often. Also look out for Alan’s first post.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Drew Barry Live @ etalk! On Saturday September 12th! I offered to open doors and sweep floors just to be there. Laura grudgingly said yes, like she was doing me a favour or something. You however can be part of the audience. See how tiny she is in person. Very, very little. Interested? Send an email to

L.A.M.B. on the runway

September 10, 2009 17:41:20 Posted at September 10, 2009 17:41:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gwen Stefani at NY Fashion Week. Last night Anna Wintour attended a party in her honour. Today it was the runway. Want the jacket, want the bag, want the shoes, want the pants. Also want how she wears the pants. Why can’t I wear my pants like that? Duana bought a L.A.M.B. bag in LA last year and she has pretty much used it exclusively since. Full Story

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