We don’t need an English version

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2010 09:06:00 March 25, 2010 09:06:00

I don’t read much in the mystery/thriller genre. But Fiona, one of my best friends, is all over it. And she was really into Stieg Larsson’s Millennium Trilogy a couple of years ago. Then our other friend Heidi, who was pregnant at the time, read the first one, and just days before giving birth, became so obsessed that she hunted down Fiona for a copy of the second. Full Story

Friends for a photo op

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2010 08:07:00 March 25, 2010 08:07:00

Oh look! Tom Cruise Jr has a friend! It’s also an “ex girlfriend”. Just a day after bowling with her BFF Selena Gomez and Cory Monteith – click here for a refresher from yesterday – Taylor Swift hooked up for lunch with Tom Cruise Jr Taylor Lautner at The Farm. Full Story

Sam is Perseus

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2010 07:49:20 March 25, 2010 07:49:20

Not a bad track record so far for Sam Worthington. And this is why he was included on my list of possible candidates last year for Sexiest Man Alive. Terminator Salvation, then Avatar, and now playing Perseus – how’s that for a career streak? Sam was spotted yesterday at LAX with his girlfriend Natalie Mark presumably off for a series of promotional commitments leading up to the April 2nd release of Clash of the Titans, expected to be big business at the box office. Full Story

Sleepover?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2010 07:25:40 March 25, 2010 07:25:40

That’s a sleepover outfit, non? Reese Witherspoon stepped out with her boyfriend Jim Toth yesterday to hit up the supermarket dressed very casually in sweats and uggs just 2 days after her birthday and a weekend with him in Ojai, no kids. Cosy. The two apparently stocked up on some wine and snacks. Full Story

March 25, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2010 07:19:47 March 25, 2010 07:19:47

Happy Birthday and 1 year Anniversary Stephanie! Gretchen says you’re a huge Gleek. Have you seen the promos? When you call my name... To my sissy "Kiwi" in Gatineau, thanks so much for the super visit! Love Poopsie. And for Anna from Lainey – stay strong, lots of sushi, and a big hug. Full Story

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Dear Gossips,

It’s official. I want to be a 12 year old super hero. Hit Girl. Burn the f-cking Barbie because Hit Girl is all you need. Obviously I’m now obsessed with Kick-Ass. More on this later, including Aaron Johnson. Right now though, and it’s early, Kick-Ass is generating a 100% approval rating on Rotten Tomatoes  Read Full Intro

Emma and the pig

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2010 14:51:55 March 24, 2010 14:51:55

Love her so much. She knows she must look foolish but she also doesn't give a sh-t. Why not have a good time? So many of her peers take themselves too seriously. Emma's like - sure, whatever, I can walk a pig down the carpet. Give me the lead. And I'll laugh my way through. And everyone will adore me. Full Story

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Hit Girl and Aaron Johnson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2010 13:24:37 March 24, 2010 13:24:37

Went to a screening yesterday of Kick-Ass. Will post a formal review of the movie closer to the release date (April 16th) but without getting into too much detail Chloe Grace Moretz does NOT disappoint. I am now a 36 year old hag who wants to be a 12 year old superhero called Hit Girl with a mouth like a trucker, moves like Bruce Lee, and the face of an angel. Full Story

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Brange genes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2010 12:06:00 March 24, 2010 12:06:00

It’s the second post about them today but I had to because a few weeks ago some agencies identified Knox Leon Jolie Pitt as the Chosen One Shiloh Jolie Pitt and there was all this back and forth about whether or not it was KL or the Chosen and today Angelina stepped out on the balcony with both of them and this is the only reason I can tell them apart. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2010 11:23:26 March 24, 2010 11:23:26

Ungrateful Princess AssTalk is off TV and strokes the MiniVan as her excuse. But she’ll be begging to come back in 5 years (Dlisted)

Dear Michael Phelps: Lucy Liu or Tila Tequila or Zhang ZiYi and definitely not me. I wish. (The Superficial)

Everyone porn tat bitch is capitalising on Sandy’s pain (Popeater)

Leo’s Bar ass from the side (Hollywood Tuna)

Reese Witherspoon still in great spirits after boyfriend birthday weekend (Pop Sugar)

Hilary Duff in Edmonton for dinner with Mike Comrie (Just Jared)

Two blowhards in a pissing match (E! Online)

Chelsea Handler’s bikini body (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Robert Pattinson’s hair fights Taylor Lautner’s chest (Towleroad)

Aside from his wife, goddamn Tiger Woods has the worst taste in women (Cele|bitchy)

Alba shoes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2010 10:00:11 March 24, 2010 10:00:11

Jessica Alba went out twice yesterday and gave me shoe envy. First in the afternoon while running errands it was a black leather pair of ankle boots. I’ve been looking for flat ankle boots in between motorcycle and riding. Fiorentini Baker has a pair but they cut me off at the wrong spot. Anyway, hers are perfect. Full Story

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