It’s not too late for the younger one

November 25, 2009 07:23:18 Posted at November 25, 2009 07:23:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You’re about to choke. Because this is Ali Lohan with her mother yesterday volunteering at a pre-Thanksgiving luncheon serving over 200 people with disabilities. The Lohans giving back – with cameras in their faces – and Ali Lohan, normally aged 40, actually looking like a teenager. Full Story

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Well hello Saoirse

November 25, 2009 07:07:00 Posted at November 25, 2009 07:07:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s been, what, 3 years since Atonement? She’s like a new person. And her face has changed too, non? I used to think Saoirse Ronan looked exactly like Chloe Sevigny. It’s becoming less and less, now almost not at all. When we were prepping for the Oscars that year, it was all over our etalk research binders. Full Story

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Robo in danger!

November 25, 2009 06:53:37 Posted at November 25, 2009 06:53:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Never mind the wrath of Xenu. Katie Holmes has disrespected Twilight. And the Twi-Hards, well, you know they can f-ck a bitch up. Katie and her friends hit up a New York theatre on Saturday to see New Moon. Instead of memorising every minute of the movie and hanging on every tortured glance exchanged between Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, Katie supposedly would not shut up. Full Story

November 25, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

November 25, 2009 06:44:55 Posted at November 25, 2009 06:44:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kickette knows I quiver for Iker Casillas. Thanks for the video, V. It really did help with my tooth pain. He is delicious even with that business on his face. Can you imagine if he’d just shave? Happy 38th Birthday Angela the gourmand, the mother of four including twin boys, and a big fan of Sue Sylvester. Full Story

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Forgot to write about Joseph Gordon-Levitt on Saturday Night Live yesterday. Was so excited to watch him, thought he’d be great. The open monologue sing and dance was great. He was adorably enthusiastic. The sketches were rather limp but not the worst ever (loved Say Anything) and certainly not as horribly awkward as January Jones.  Read Full Intro

What’s red and swirly and douchy all over?

November 24, 2009 15:55:00 Posted at November 24, 2009 15:55:00
Jacek Posted by Jacek

Lainey’s teeth must be in some bad shape cause I still haven’t heard from her and it’s been almost two hours. Ouch. So here’s a little something for you. I couldn’t resist. Check out Stallone in his Ford Douchstang today in Beverly Hills. I had to do a double-take and read the credits twice to make sure he wasn’t filming a sequel to A Night at the Roxbury. Full Story

Microphone embellishment

November 24, 2009 13:30:42 Posted at November 24, 2009 13:30:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Rihanna performed on Good Morning America today. What do you call that? A mic stand? Let’s go with mic stand. This mic stand is badass. I love it. I love the initial. I love the knuckle loops at the end. I want one. I want to walk around with one. Just swinging it around. For no reason. A civilian of course could never get away with walking around with a tricked out mic stand. Full Story

When Pee met Spittle

November 24, 2009 12:40:36 Posted at November 24, 2009 12:40:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

John Mayer covers the new Details. Don’t ask me to summarise the article for you. Just know that he uses a lot of big word and puts them into abstract thoughts and jerks off to the sound of his own voice and the profundity of his purely original thoughts. Looking at John Mayer is stressful for me. Full Story

Jizz Wolf and the Gay

November 24, 2009 11:20:00 Posted at November 24, 2009 11:20:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I don’t watch American Idol. So my knowledge of Adam Lambert is mainly from skimming articles. I do know that Lambert, an adult, closed the American Music Awards on Sunday and writhed about not unlike the way Chicken Fried Britney and underageJailBait Miley have done in their own shows. Performance Art. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

November 24, 2009 11:02:00 Posted at November 24, 2009 11:02:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lainey brushes for 15 minutes per session. Flosses regularly. Boasted about having perfect teeth. Nope. Meanwhile I have a clean sheet the last few visits and my dental habits are shameful. Life isn’t fair sometimes. Anyway…stepping in for Tingles to ease the load. Lainey will resume after that. Enjoy. Jacek

Nude retirees. Opposite of what you just imagined (The Superficial)

Ladies…some of you DO need make-up. LOTS of it (Dlisted)

Least believable sex tape ‘leak’ ever (Hollywood Tuna)

OMG Robsten landed together! They f-cked on the plane for sure (Just Jared)

Lautner in Rolling Stone wet t-shirt shoot. Is this dude really that hot? I don’t get it (Pop Sugar)

Ebola’s ass saying “stay the f-ck away” unintentionally (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

KK’s strong pitch for Queen of Famewhores crown. Is this necessary? (The Blemish)

Top (or bottom) 10 uses of dead celebrities as pitch people (Popeater)

Blake Legly on Fallon (Popoholic)

Dude has NOTHING on Gaga (Go Fug Yourself)

Gabby so popular

November 24, 2009 10:05:00 Posted at November 24, 2009 10:05:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Because everyone loves her. Because she’s so charming. Gabourey Sidibe, the star of Precious, hit up the Me & Orson Welles afterparty last night and chatted up LipGloss Zac Efron, some Hills twats, and even the incomparable Joan Collin who seemed rather taken with her Full Story