Much better Alba Bitch and Demi’s napkins

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2010 13:41:06 February 11, 2010 13:41:06

She wore a beautiful Proenza Schouler on Monday at the LA premiere of Valentine’s Day. Then she f-cked it up with her mom hair. Tonight in London however it was head to toe RIGHT. Me I’m partial to clothes that don’t match. This dress is playful and delightful and fits her beautifully. Full Story

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Chinese GOOPY

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2010 11:21:10 February 11, 2010 11:21:10

Sunday February 14th. It’s a big day. It’s Chinese New Year. Very, very important. Of course, because she’s so spiritual, and because she’s, like, totally Asian and knows how to take all the calories out of an Asian salad, and brown rices everything, this week’s GOOP newsletter is all about the Year of the Tiger. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2010 11:03:54 February 11, 2010 11:03:54

I would get into one of those. But only with Ryan Gosling. (Dlisted)

Am I on an Olympic high? Because I find this hot (The Superficial)

Leo the modern Sinatra? (Popeater)

Hey, that’s not bad. It’s WAY better than Donatella. (Hollywood Tuna)

Mark Salling. If you still care (Just Jared)

Robert Pattinson in costume (Pop Sugar)

Ginger continues to dress for private school (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Broke ass Lilo gets dumped (E!Online)

Megan Fox moves for Armani (Popoholic)

When Mischa Barton looks in the mirror does she see Kate Moss? (Go Fug Yourself)

Robert Pattinson by request

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2010 09:43:27 February 11, 2010 09:43:27

Katie M sends me a lovely note several times a week for Robert Pattinson news. Today she promised it would be her last for the Olympic break. Katie is an example of a sane fan. I expect I’ll be hearing from a lot of insane fans today. Or if you’re a Twi-Hard, please look away. You will not approve. Full Story

Happy Birthday GMD Jr!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2010 08:10:06 February 11, 2010 08:10:06

Taylor Lautner is 18. Tom Cruise Junior is legal which means you’re allowed now. And I know you’re out there. I hear from you all the time. But... Really? Are 18 year old boymen really fully formed? This 18 year old doesn’t seem like he knows yet. I don’t think he’s figured it out even though his entire life has already been mapped out for him. Full Story

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You are taunting Third Lip

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2010 07:37:45 February 11, 2010 07:37:45

Can you imagine how jealous Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman must be of Jessica Biel’s mouth? Third Lip wants THAT Third Lip. And it’s natural...right? Discuss. After that nauseating display of girly chickflickness with Taupe Jennifer Garner, fronting like they’re all for women, Biel showed up on Letterman and demonstrated yet again her uninspired personality. Full Story

Programming Note: Olympics

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2010 07:18:42 February 11, 2010 07:18:42

During the Games, here at LaineyGossip it will be business as usual. I will continue to blog throughout the day, just earlier or later, on a different schedule. Starting tomorrow, I will be contributing every morning on CTV’s Olympic Morning broadcast from 3am to 9am. Then I will shoot for etalk. Full Story

Douchey is sorry. Always sorry

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2010 06:54:00 February 11, 2010 06:54:00

John Mayer tweeted at New Year’s that he’d be taking some time to reflect, to cut off his Twitter musings, to try and tame his famewhore. That worked for about a week. Then he spoke to Rolling Stone and extolled the virtues of masturbation, revealing that he jerks off to his ex girlfriends all the time. Full Story

February 11, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2010 06:48:46 February 11, 2010 06:48:46

To Rachael B. in Bermuda - happy birthday dude! Looking forward to relaxing our old bones at the spa on Saturday :) Love Julie xxx Happy 30th Birthday Kael. Eliza says you’re the “yummiest mummy” she knows! And for those of you wondering about the Opening Ceremony tomorrow night... Full Story

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Re: your responses yesterday on how to fill the empty spot on the Freebie 5, that it belongs to Ryan Gosling – respectfully, hell no. The Five is a one-shot deal. And you want it that way. Is there a reality, alternate or otherwise, in which you would be satisfied with Ryan Gosling for less than a lifetime? Please.  Read Full Intro

MiniVan Morning Porn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2010 15:01:25 February 10, 2010 15:01:25

Ryan Gosling, where are you? I need you. Because it’s been a long ass day. Between the Olympics and blogging and rehearsals and a thousand emails on both accounts, this is the sh-t that completely picked my ass. I need a distraction from the sugar raping poseur vagina monologue delivered by Taupe and Shelfy on Good Morning America. Full Story