Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Dear Gossips,

I have so much tv stress. Mostly it’s about Lost. Last night I caught up on last week’s episode, then freaked out. Because Lost is almost over and there are a few scheduling conflicts that could prevent me from watching the very end in real time.  Read Full Intro

Baby’s not a “guest”!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2010 16:24:00 April 27, 2010 16:24:00

Wait. Don’t skim. Just... who do you think this is with Clark Gregg at the Iron Man 2 premiere last night? No cheating. One photo agency called her a “guest”. They labelled the photo “guest”. This is what happens when the photographer can’t identify the subject... Full Story

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Playoffs + Twilight

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2010 15:41:00 April 27, 2010 15:41:00

Mayhem. Vancouver will play Chicago. They go on Friday or Saturday. And this week, some Twilight people will be back in town to tweak Eclipse. Fever city. This is Kristen Stewart at LAX this afternoon departing with Taylor Lautner (not pictured). Both of them are travelling with personal security. Because them fans, they be crazy. Full Story

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The Original Situation

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2010 13:25:36 April 27, 2010 13:25:36

Am proud to say I’ve not watched a minute of Jersey Shore. But it’s hard to escape the cast of characters. That sh-t is everywhere...because why? No clue. But when they say The Situation, to me they can only be referring to the Original Situation, T.I.’s Situation, which of course is Tiny. Full Story

My obsession crosses the Atlantic

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2010 12:15:11 April 27, 2010 12:15:11

If you’ve been following my blog, for weeks and weeks now I’ve been obsessed with Sam Taylor-Wood and Aaron Johnson. Obsessed. She’s 43 and he’s 19. And they’re engaged. And she’s pregnant with his baby. Please. It’s delicious. And their relationship has now already been featured twice in People Magazine this week, first focusing on Aaron’s point of view (he says he’s an old soul and Sam’s a young soul and as such they’re perfect together), and now from Sam’s vantage on the heels of her feature story in Harper’s Bazaar. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2010 11:20:59 April 27, 2010 11:20:59

Lohan crack tweeting runs in the family. And all of them cry wolf. (The Superficial)

Titty Trauma is my new favourite emergency (Dlisted)

Shaki sings for the world (Popeater)

Twitter is for boob shots (Hollywood Tuna)

Xtina gets dirrrrty with God (Just Jared)

How come the Depp kids and the Brange kids aren’t playing? (Pop Sugar)

Full body spanx camel toe (The Blemish)

Dolly Parton’s > Heidi Montag’s (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Kate Beckinsale doing nothing, getting ready for Cannes (Popoholic)

I love what Kiki’s wearing (Go Fug Yourself)

Hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2010 10:30:07 April 27, 2010 10:30:07

Jennifer Lopez is currently promoting The Back-up Plan in Europe. After getting destroyed by critics, the film opened in 2nd place last weekend with just over $12 million. Not a total bust, no, but not exactly a huge win either. Which is why JLo has to keep hustling, extra hard overseas. At least her extensions are helping. Full Story

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Losing Glee?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2010 09:33:36 April 27, 2010 09:33:36

I watched the Madonna Glee episode last Sunday before leaving for Barbados. On Twitter I noted that it was fun, the music, remembering the songs... and that’s it. Many of you emailed asking about my thoughts, why I never blogged about the episode afterwards. Well... what’s there to say? Michelle perhaps said it best when she emailed Duana and me last night after catching up on Glee and wrote: “I’m afraid I’m falling out of love with it”. Full Story

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Please remove your DoucheFace

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2010 08:12:41 April 27, 2010 08:12:41

Laura always says I’m fickle. This is true. I will turn on a bitch without hesitation. This is why my crushes don’t last very long. Because perfection is impossible. And when that becomes too obvious in the subject, the subject is discarded. But I tried with Adrien Brody. Uncharacteristically I tried. Full Story

GOOP & Scarjo: colour-off x 2

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2010 07:58:03 April 27, 2010 07:58:03

Again with the same colour. And designer this time too. Just as it was on Friday at the grey dress-off, Gwyneth Paltrow and Scarlett Johansson turned up at the Iron Man 2 premiere in Los Angeles last night both dressed in white and Armani. G was the winner then, G is the winner now. And for all the nonsense they were selling about Gwyneth being cut out of the movie, and the poster, and the franchise, Photo Assumption the body language so far on this short press tour and it’s hard to argue that my G looks like the permanent player while Scarjo seems like the part-time guest. Full Story

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