And now Birkin will break up with you

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 13, 2010 15:44:26 September 13, 2010 15:44:26

As you know, as you’ve seen, she has one in every colour. And as you’ve probably heard, they’re not easy to get. It’s Hermes and their elaborate secret-handshake-special-customer-stock-in-the-back-but-only-if-you’ve-earned-it reputation. Victoria Beckham appeared to have earned it. Full Story

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TIFF Style Best & Worst … so far

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 13, 2010 15:39:08 September 13, 2010 15:39:08

Written by Sasha The fashion extravaganza has begun and it’s time for my weekend fashion round up! Diving straight into it, my vote for most fashionable couple! There were a lot of Hollywood duos out this weekend—Ben and Jen, Jon Hamm and long time lady Jennifer, and Marion and Guillaume. Full Story

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Saturday Night Soho House/Grey Goose

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 13, 2010 14:41:23 September 13, 2010 14:41:23

It’s where everyone ended up on Saturday night. Especially the Brits. Oh and Zach Galifianakis. And that new Spiderman kid Andrew Garfield. He’s wonderful in Never Let Me Go but Laura, in real life, who is partial to Brits, wasn’t feeling his hair. His hair isn’t great. Having said that, it looked way better last night at the VMAs when he presented with Jesse Eisenberg and some other dude. Full Story

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Final note on MTV VMA 2010

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 13, 2010 14:01:00 September 13, 2010 14:01:00

Written by Duana I have gone on elsewhere about the nonsense that was the Kanye-Taylor sing-battle, ie. the best pop-culture grudge since Justin and Britney had a dance off, but that doesn't mean there weren't other glorious moments So Nicki Minaj sang "Your Love" live at the VMA Red Capet, delighting me with the "no more I love yous" sample and spilling into a delicious medley. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 13, 2010 11:31:05 September 13, 2010 11:31:05

Hi Gossips. I’m back from TIFF and probably a good thing cause I’d be tempted to start stalking my Marion all over the city. It’s better we’re apart. And all this in spite of the mixed review Lainey just gave her. Who cares when you’re that cute, right? Helping with Tingles today and then more Lainey and TIFF photo posts to follow. – Jacek

Courtney shouldn’t cover anything other than her face from the cameras and spare us (Dlisted)

We’ve seen these types of moves before haven’t we? Sex tape next? Hurry the clock is ticking (The Superficial)

Joaquin vs. Letterman part two coming soon… love it. (Popeater)

HF #1 never disappoints the eyes (Hollywood Tuna)

Shia in Toronto (Just Jared)

Penelope and Johnny on set (Pop Sugar)

Hollywood’s greatest size mismatch in Germany (ASL)

Good thing that she does this better than she plays tennis (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

KStew quit school at 13 (INO)

This is the first photo I’ve seen of her where I think she’s hot (Cele|bitchy)

Meeting Marion

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 13, 2010 10:41:00 September 13, 2010 10:41:00

Poor Jacek. I had 24 hours of her from Saturday through Sunday and he got nothing. Saturday morning it was a screening for Little White Lies (Les Petits Mouchoirs) directed by Guillaume Canet. It’s not a bad movie, and she’s lovely in it, but goddamn, the film started at 9am. I had to be in makeup by 11am to make it to her red carpet before noon, and at 11:30am the movie was still happening and finally at 11:35pm I had to run with a bare face to slap some concealer on at the office to head to the theatre. Full Story

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Bill Murray memories & please don’t be mad at me

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 13, 2010 09:37:55 September 13, 2010 09:37:55

I don’t hate on Megan Fox as hard as other people. She says dumb sh-t. She has a weird pretend face. She’s crazy and temperamental. But I have more time for Megan than, say, Shelfy. Which doesn’t mean I love her, of course not. Just that, well, now and again I am capable of saying nice things about her. Full Story

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Chelsea Handler’s VMAs…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 13, 2010 09:21:12 September 13, 2010 09:21:12

Written by Sarah Were boring. And old. And that wasn’t really Handler’s fault. She was a surprisingly on-point host, mixing her trademark raunch (“If you think Justin Bieber’s music is good now, just imagine how good it will be when he sees a vagina”) with the kind of mockery you like to see at an award show (“Don’t applaud for [Jersey Shore]. Full Story