Wonky eyes and glasses

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 22, 2010 09:14:53 June 22, 2010 09:14:53

As noted by Jacek, I have a wonk eye too. And there’s nothing subtle about it, also more noticeable when I wear glasses. Wish I could wear glasses all the time, but it’s simply not practical. Duana had the laser surgery a few years ago and it changed her life. Full Story

Young, hot and English

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 22, 2010 09:07:14 June 22, 2010 09:07:14

Written by Sarah Lainey likes ’em young, but I usually don’t. I like my men just that way—men, not boys. Give me big and strapping dudes on motorcycles or running with their dogs, not pale and willowy elves frolicking through the park with their hair swept forward. Full Story

Salma on her ranch and her snakes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 22, 2010 08:15:00 June 22, 2010 08:15:00

It was the most wonderfully awkward interview. Dave does that thing he’s so good at doing – he mocks her but also adores her, and he doesn’t understand her, but he really isn’t trying either, and as a result, her amazingness was allowed to flourish for us all. This is good tv. Full Story

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This must be his “director” hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 22, 2010 07:25:44 June 22, 2010 07:25:44

David Schwimmer showed up with fiancée Zoe Buckman last night at the Public Theatre’s Annual Gala in New York wearing an overgrown middle-aged shag like some kind of aging hipster artiste who wants us to know he’s still down. Schwimmer, you see, is a proper director now. He just directed a movie called Trust with Catherine Keener and Clive Owen about the parents of a girl who gets lured online by some kind of perv. Full Story

Not as bad as Porny but...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 22, 2010 06:54:09 June 22, 2010 06:54:09

Oh Jesus Lord, have a look at Katie Holmes in a high waisted horror reminiscent of Jessica Simpson’s high waisted hilarity only not as funny... Robo and the GMD were out and about in New York last night and this is what she decided to wear. Katie lacks body self awareness, non? No doubt she’s fit. Full Story

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June 22, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 22, 2010 06:43:51 June 22, 2010 06:43:51

Jenn! I heard you need a pick-me-up in the form of Fernando Torres? My pleasure. Especially since the hair is SO much better. He is so f-cking cute I can’t stand it. And something for your caring friend Kathy too: the smoldering Iker and that Sara, ugh, who is ALWAYS around. Bitch, we get it. You’re hot and you have him, now f-ck off! And to the heartbreaking side of the World Cup and the Murphy Family that has endured so much tragedy – click here Full Story

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Monday, June 21, 2010

Dear Gossips,

It was no surprise that Toy Story would crush the competition at the box office this weekend with an opening take of $109 million but an 8th place finish from Jonah Hex and only $5 million earned is really f-cking embarrassing, especially for Josh Brolin.  Read Full Intro

Next: Rachel Bilson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 21, 2010 14:45:00 June 21, 2010 14:45:00

Amanda Bynes announced her retirement on Twitter this weekend, saving money from using a publicist. "Being an actress isn't as fun as it may seem. If I don't love something anymore, I stop doing it. I don't love acting anymore, so I've stopped doing it. I know 24 is a young age to retire but you heard it here first I've #retired. Full Story

Will she talk about the Snake?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 21, 2010 14:19:45 June 21, 2010 14:19:45

Must watch Letterman tonight. Because Salma, she’s the guest. And it’ll be her first interview since the amazing snake incident. I still can’t think about that video without laughing outwardly often at the most inappropriate times. Salma no doubt is visiting Dave to promote Grown Ups with Adam Sandler, Chris Rock and all their same schtick friends. Full Story

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Pipsqueak wears white and a possible hit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 21, 2010 12:12:00 June 21, 2010 12:12:00

Justin Timberlake spent last week travelling the Middle East and Europe on Givenchy, promoting his new fragrance for women called Play, seen here at the Atlantis Hotel in a sassy white suit, a double buckle pair of shoes, and overgrown stubble. Because Pippy is a MAN. And Pippy the “actor” has finally aligned himself to an actual quality film project. Full Story

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Jonah Hexed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 21, 2010 12:05:11 June 21, 2010 12:05:11

Written by Sarah Do you believe in voodoo? I do. Call it superstition, karma, witchcraft, bad juju. I believe that “There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.” And I walked right into a black magic trap over the weekend. Full Story