A crusty Clooney makes it up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2010 11:19:04 March 19, 2010 11:19:04

George Clooney’s crusty sh-t at the Oscars was widely noted, and not only on gossip blogs. He and the Italian Queen were way off game that night. Word is, during the ceremony, there was some stank floating between them too. After the awards, he was off to Hawaii, she’s now in Rome shooting a movie and has confirmed a part on a US tv show. Full Story

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Legs, legs, legs and a new LipGloss

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2010 10:26:57 March 19, 2010 10:26:57

Vanessa Hudgens at ShoWest yesterday at the CBS Films presentation and at the ceremony where she received the Female Star of Tomorrow Award. Um, really? For her legs, right? Because those are some legs. Really, really great legs. And she works hard on those legs. If I had those legs and worked as hard on those legs as she does, I would be wearing short dresses every day too. Full Story

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Miss you so much

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2010 09:50:52 March 19, 2010 09:50:52

We’ve just cleared our second award season in a row without Cate Blanchett. Missed her so much. Cate has focused on work at home in Australia, without too many film commitments, save Robin Hood which will fight for box office supremacy in May, due for release just a week after RDJ’s Iron Man 2. Full Story

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Why didn’t she blame the designer?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2010 09:25:00 March 19, 2010 09:25:00

Katherine Heigl was in Vegas last night at ShoWest, first appearing at the Warner Bros presentation for upcoming releases and then to receive her award as Female Star of the Year. I like her with black hair. The extensions aren’t too bad either. She looks good. She does not look good however in those boots. Full Story

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BBT’s new hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2010 09:01:13 March 19, 2010 09:01:13

Look who can’t handle aging. Billy Bob Thornton coloured his hair. And it’s all flopsy around his forehead too. Like that’ll hide his douche. Please. Nothing can hide his douche. Remember when BBT got all pissy faced on CBC Radio Q with Jian Ghomeshi Full Story

March 19, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2010 08:38:35 March 19, 2010 08:38:35

Hey Rhea at Venetian – stop me next time, I’d love to meet you! And Jennifer can help you speak up in forensics grad seminars but she can’t teleport to Vegas and give you her balls! Happy Birthday Nithya from Babs in London! I hear you want some LipGloss. True? Stice- Happy "28th" birthday to the best anam cara a girl could ask for!!!!! To Amy from Rachel – Happy 30th Birthday AND wedding shower on Saturday! Oh you better be sending me some embarrassing photos on Monday. Full Story

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Dear Gossips,

They’re working me up for Kick-Ass. The genius online campaign is now in its final push before the film’s release on April 16th and it’s been a long, long time since I’ve wanted to see a movie this badly.  Read Full Intro

Chicken Fried ass pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2010 15:23:00 March 18, 2010 15:23:00

As of yesterday afternoon, she was still with Jason Trawick. And she (mostly) held it together. As of this afternoon, it could be an entirely different story. Because Chicken Fried is back to crazy. At least on the outside. In ranking Britney’s f-ckery for clothes, you’re dealing with relative. Full Story

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It’s great from her right side, bad from her left

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2010 14:54:27 March 18, 2010 14:54:27

Have been receiving messages all day from people like Michelle D: Lainey-So, there have been two separate events with two separate dresses and no comments on the K-Steeze? I am now addicted to your wardrobe review, so I have to know! What did you think of Kristen Stewart's dresses...on Fallon then at the NY premiere for the Runaways? Michelle Thanks Michelle. Full Story

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Weak

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2010 14:00:25 March 18, 2010 14:00:25

Jesse James has issued a public apology. My mother is an unforgiving bitch. She can hold a grudge forever. And she has that horrible habit of bringing sh-t up forever, like almost 15 years later, she’ll still throw it in my face the time when I was dating that guy and didn’t take her to the doctor and took money from her and went snowboarding instead and what a prick he was and how I wasted a year and a half of my life on his sorry ass. Full Story

March Madness + Vegas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2010 12:15:23 March 18, 2010 12:15:23

That must be the reason. My excitement over wall to wall all basketball and being in Vegas at the same time and the bing bing bing sounds coming from the casino floor and free drinks and hopefully finding that Elizabeth & James jacket I should have bought in LA and what the f-ck, where is my bitch because a reader called Renee sent over this little interview with JailBait and her boyfriend that I’d not seen before and, even though I can hear her speaking, that f-cking annoying voice, I’m not finding myself hating. Full Story