Weekly Live Blog - Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 20, 2010 12:13:55 July 20, 2010 12:13:55

It’s time for the Weekly Live Blog with Sarah from Cinesnark and we’re both obsessed this week with the mindf-ck that is Inception. Right now I’m all over the theory that Leo was the Inception target all along, masterminded by Mal. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 20, 2010 11:21:00 July 20, 2010 11:21:00

Wow. A real celebrity with a real body that’s spectacular (The Superficial)

Yeah, seriously, what does this sh-t mean? (Dlisted)

Sarah Palin is the new Candy Spelling (Popeater)

Some trick eating ice cream (Hollywood Tuna)

Brad Pitt before the carpet (Pop Sugar)

Oh my God Sienna and Jude are gorgeous in sun love (Just Jared)

A self penis portrait replaces the mole? (Towleroad)

Josh Hartnett’s new model (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

These you have to see: doing this with your bra is like a gel nail French manicure (Popoholic)

Ashlee Simpson is still trying to be Nicole Richie 3 years ago (Go Fug Yourself)

Porny Romper

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 20, 2010 10:30:32 July 20, 2010 10:30:32

t’s not quite the high waisted horrors… but it’s not far from. It’s not far from at all. Porny in a romper, prepare yourself. Jessica Simpson went out for lunch yesterday with a friend. She thought it would be a good day for a romper and some heels. I’m all over the romper too. Full Story

Pre-jail fashion show

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 20, 2010 10:10:14 July 20, 2010 10:10:14

She’s been cuffed, she has surrendered, and she’s on her way to jail, but not before one last photo opportunity and fashion show – this is Lindsay Lohan reporting to court this morning before being taken away to prison for the next 3 weeks which is how long they say she’ll have to serve as part of her 90 sentence. Full Story

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Pippy’s Acting Try

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 20, 2010 08:30:43 July 20, 2010 08:30:43

They say David Fincher managed to wrestle a good performance out of Justin Timberlake in The Social Network. They also say however that it’s not one for range. Essentially JT is playing the online renegade version of himself, the boy band lead singer of music downloads. If you’ve seen any of his other work however, you know Pippy’s acting is the Cringe. Full Story

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Robo Tawny

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 20, 2010 08:07:55 July 20, 2010 08:07:55

Remember Tawny Kitaen? I mean the original Tawny Kitaen. Here I go again on my own… Katie Holmes worked some Tawny Kitaen in the hair last night in New York. I’m actually kinda into it. Sucker for the 80s. Still, now in her 30s, that fringe is not a feng shui advantage for Robo. I also don’t understand why she decided to wear Office Heels with this dress. Full Story

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Christopher Nolan as auteur

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 20, 2010 07:56:35 July 20, 2010 07:56:35

Written by Sarah Christopher Nolan is the only working auteur today. At its simplest level, the auteur theory states that a director is the principal author of a film, despite the inherently industrial nature of filmmaking, in which dozens of parts must work together to create the whole. Full Story

Just Jennifer Aniston

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 20, 2010 07:41:53 July 20, 2010 07:41:53

According to Gossip Cop, the scent of Jennifer Aniston is no longer called LOLAVIE. It was supposed to be called LOLAVIE but it turns out LOLAVIE isn’t all that original and would have conflicted with Marc Jacobs LOLA. So now it’s just Jennifer Aniston, the fragrance. Full Story

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Summertime Pitt Porn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 20, 2010 06:50:41 July 20, 2010 06:50:41

Oh thanks God. There was no Pitt Porn at Cannes this year and there’s been no Pitt Porn for months and it’s been a hot dry summer and now finally, finally they took the porn out for a ride and everything else stopped. All in service of course of Salt. Full Story

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July 20, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 20, 2010 06:12:17 July 20, 2010 06:12:17

Happy Birthday Erin P with love and “heaps of sugar on top” from Ritchie and me too because YOU are the original smutty connection. Thank you! For Nora in London – Happy Belated Birthday and, um, I’m not in London for another month but I would have come early for your “civilised picnic” and the subsequent snogging! Full Story

Monday, July 19, 2010

Dear Gossips,

What would happen if Christopher Nolan wrote a movie with Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse? Mindf-ck of ALL Mindf-cks, non? I’ve now seen Inception twice and I still need to see it again. Because like Lost, it will continue to reveal itself.  Read Full Intro