Thanksgiving GLEE

November 26, 2009 11:44:35 Posted at November 26, 2009 11:44:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh Mark Salling…WHY? Why is your penis so dumb? Why did it lead you astray? With Audrina Patridge? I can’t get down with a dude who could actually stand that idiot for more than a minute. I can’t. If he needs some strange for a night, in Los Angeles, the star of a hit show, he could have nailed that anywhere. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

November 26, 2009 10:54:45 Posted at November 26, 2009 10:54:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

JLo’s ass after the fall (Just Jared)

The Heidi & Spencer of Washington, DC (Dlisted)

Peter Facinelli has a sense of humour, unlike the fundamentalist Twi-Hards (The Superficial)

They call themselves the Los Angeles Temptation (Hollywood Tuna)

What happened to pants? (Popeater http://www.popeater.com/2009/11/26/celebrities-without-pants/)

Kate Hudson and Ryder at the circus (Pop Sugar)

This helps a LOT with my Eminem problem. It just might cure it (INO)

Chace Crawford’s first and last snatch and her fur (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

The first and likely only time I’ll agree with Michael Bay (Cele|bitchy)

I hope they paid her a lot of money to cheese out this hard. The Sound of Music one is the worst (Popoholic)

Pippy’s new bff and relaxed hair

November 26, 2009 09:46:00 Posted at November 26, 2009 09:46:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Pip is working on The Social Network (Facebook story) with Jesse Eisenberg. He and Jesse have apparently bonded on set. Here they are leaving together at the end of a long shoot last night. Before you start thinking it, there are no smutty allusions here. Just straight up new besties. Can we talk about his hair for this film? What is it? Slightly longer, yes. Full Story

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Holiday abroad

November 26, 2009 08:14:19 Posted at November 26, 2009 08:14:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Aniston arrived in London today spending US Thanksgiving abroad. Can you hit the beach in England at this time of year? Pretty sure you can’t. Jen on a holiday without the sun? what’s up? Orlando Bloom was also on her flight. They share the same agent. Not sure what this means. Guy Ritchie flew back to London yesterday too. Full Story

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The cheating Italian Queen?

November 26, 2009 07:46:19 Posted at November 26, 2009 07:46:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

George Clooney took Elisabetta Canalis out for sushi yesterday – photos are below. The Italian Queen is still very much a part of Clooney’s life even though Italian tabloids are reporting that she stepped out on George recently with Clarence Seedorf, a soccer player. Thanks to Giulietta for sending along the link Full Story

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Beaters > Gays

November 26, 2009 07:10:57 Posted at November 26, 2009 07:10:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well sh-t Good Morning America, this is wonderful. They cut Adam Lambert because they feared he might not be appropriate for morning television, but Chris Brown, that piece of sh-t who pummelled his girl … Chris Brown is totally appropriate for morning television. This is why they’re airing a taped interview with him next week AND considering a live performance, all in service of course of his new album. Full Story

November 26, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

November 26, 2009 07:02:45 Posted at November 26, 2009 07:02:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To Makeba – am sorry you’re away from home and hurting. Admire your work and your volunteer spirit over the holidays. There are no new photos of TK or RG lately. But this is one of my favourite Ryan interviews. Hope you enjoy it too. Big hug. Happy Birthday Mark A! Will try to come on Saturday to the big 40th bash. Full Story

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Dear Gossips,

It’s tabloid Wednesday. And this week does not disappoint. My personal favourite is the Us Weekly cover featuring Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Simpson, and John Mayer. Apparently he has one in his heart and one on his jock but you have to flip the pages to find out who’s who.  Read Full Intro

Lorne loves Franco

November 25, 2009 15:46:34 Posted at November 25, 2009 15:46:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

James Franco will host the final Saturday Night Live of 2009 on December 19. Jumpy claps! It’ll be his second (and a half) appearance. Which means Lorne Michaels likes him. The last time James appeared it was a few weeks ago during the What Up With That sketch and the whole point, of course, is that Deandre Cole never stops singing long enough to let his guests speak. Full Story

Susan doesn’t need a Third Lip

November 25, 2009 13:22:31 Posted at November 25, 2009 13:22:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For those new to the site: We Asians look young for a long time. I still get carded for alcohol sometimes. But the thing about Asians is that as soon as 60 comes around, it’s old and fast and overnight. One day you go to bed and it’s all good. Wake up the next morning and 70 years of your life is written all over your face. Full Story