On Inception

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 19, 2010 08:50:46 July 19, 2010 08:50:46

If you haven’t seen it, WHY NOT? If you’ve seen Eclipse more than once and you haven’t seen Inception, WE ARE FIGHTING. Please note there will be spoilers below. I love a good mindf-ck. Inception is a great mindf-ck. Which is why already there are message boards and websites, conspiracy theories and complaints – time travel withdrawal has been replaced by dream travel addiction. Full Story

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Jon Hamm, tux, water bottle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 19, 2010 08:15:32 July 19, 2010 08:15:32

Really, it’s all you need. In life. Just 6 days from the season premiere of Mad Men – are you ready to have Don Draper back for the weekends? Hopefully the lead-up will feature a lot of Jon Hamm on the talk show circuit. In a tux. With a water bottle. Like he was on Saturday at a photo shoot, godDAMN this man is perfect. Full Story

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It’s SALT Week & Jennifer Aniston is topless

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 19, 2010 07:22:21 July 19, 2010 07:22:21

You know my favourite question: Coincidence or conspiracy??? As reported a few weeks ago, Jennifer Aniston is getting into the fragrance business. Her first release will smell like a combination of the ocean and her tears, unimaginatively called LOLAVIE. Because these days, Lola hasn’t been overkilled at all. Full Story

July 19, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 19, 2010 06:55:19 July 19, 2010 06:55:19

To Lauren from Winnipeg – Happy 33rd Birthday and Congratulations too on your recent engagement! You get to celebrate with some Iker later today! Frantsi-Pants in Halifax! How was the 40 Party this weekend? Steaks, stoli, and a lot of smut? Hope you had an amazing time with the girls at the cottage. Full Story

Friday, July 16, 2010

Dear Gossips,

It was the clams. Still feeling queasy but am tired of sweating it out in bed and I have to wash the sheets. Thanks to Jacek & Sarah for stepping in yesterday and thanks to YOU for your understanding and for sticking around and your emails and the online bouquet of photos and get well links.  Read Full Intro

Trailers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2010 12:00:00 July 16, 2010 12:00:00

It’s depressing that summer’s halfway through. It’s not depressing thinking about Fall Movie Season. This is when the good sh-t happens, when Academy baiting movies go into full court press, and when there are usually fewer tits and explosions at the box office, replaced by better scripts, better acting, better direction. Full Story

The Smiths in London

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2010 11:29:46 July 16, 2010 11:29:46

For The Karate Kid premiere. Goddamn that’s a ridiculously attractive family. But is there something new about Jada’s face? Does it seem extra tight to you? Maybe it’s just the fringe. See now if I were Willow’s age I’d be in those pants too. Hard not to fall into that trap, non? Oh but they’re so pretty, they’re so perfect, they can’t possibly be weird and crafty. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2010 11:10:47 July 16, 2010 11:10:47

Ed Westwick really is too sexy. And gross. (Dlisted)

John Stamo is eligible again – where’s Jennifer Aniston? (The Superficial)

OF COURSE Mel is going to rehab. Read the comments below too. Gives you a sense of what we’re dealing with here (Popeater)

Hilary Duff’s legs look great in heels (Hollywood Tuna)

We should just start naming Taylor Lautner’s abs (Pop Sugar)

Country Bitch gets randy on her honeymoon (E! Online)

Vanessa Hudgens looks hot in Sucker Punch (Popoholic)

This is what happens after Baywatch (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Kellan Lutz will pose with anything...even a bowling ball (Just Jared

Why Jennifer Aniston won’t have a baby (Cele|bitchy)

Brange week

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2010 09:51:00 July 16, 2010 09:51:00

Are you ready for a Brangelunatic stampede? They’ve been working up that crazy for a while, and now there’s a full opportunity ahead for them to unleash it. The Los Angeles premiere of Salt is Monday. And now it’s been confirmed Full Story

They’re still celebrating

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2010 09:30:17 July 16, 2010 09:30:17

Good. Gives us new photos. Here are Iker Casillas and Sara Carbonero in Madrid the other night, out for dinner with friends and family, continuing to ride the World Cup high, inseparably. As you know, I love it when they’re inseparable. Their inseparability is my obsession. Some of you have emailed because you’re playing our favourite game Photo Assumption (why are you playing without me???) and concluding that Iker seems way more into Sara than the other way around. Full Story

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Good hair & makeup

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2010 08:17:49 July 16, 2010 08:17:49

Wonder what The History Channel’s budget is for this 8 part miniseries about the Kennedys. Could it be that much bigger than Summit’s budget for the Twilight Saga? Doubtful even though Summit is notoriously stinge. And, if you’ve seen the movies, so stinge they apparently didn’t have enough money to find Kristen Stewart a proper wig. Full Story