Thursday, October 27, 2016

Dear Gossips,

Yesterday was a good day for internet reading. Yesterday was the 10th anniversary of the release of Amy Winehouse’s Back To Black. Some albums, over time, they lose their power. Some albums not only resist time, they defy it.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 27, 2016 20:00:44 October 27, 2016 20:00:44

Will the baby be a Never Nude? (Dlisted

Jessica Simpson explains her bell bottoms. And she’s wrong (Just Jared

Princess Kate’s VOGUE wasn’t a bestseller (Cele|bitchy

Justin Timberlake brought his ramen noodle hair back. Are we expected to have committed every JT-SNL moment to memory? (TooFab

Salma Hayek’s gorgeous hair covers half her face (Hollywood Tuna

A history of Jason Momoa, yes please (Pop Sugar

I would never be able to look like that even if I could do these moves, my GOD this woman (The Superficial

Dakota Fanning’s pretty starry dress (Popoholic

Jimmy Fallon’s still “clumsy” I guess (Evil Beet

Johnny Depp’s other divorce

Sarah Posted by Sarah at October 27, 2016 19:33:22 October 27, 2016 19:33:22
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WENN

It has not been a banner year for Johnny Depp. Alice Through the Looking Glass tanked, Amber Heard had the receipts, and he went through a high-profile divorce—Johnny Depp is yet another on the long list of people anxious for 2016 to take its bad juju and return to the dark dimension from which it sprang. Full Story

Tom Cruise’s serious and secret girlfriend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 27, 2016 19:19:23 October 27, 2016 19:19:23

US Weekly went with Tom Cruise on the cover of the new issue this week. According to the magazine, Tom has finally spent some time with Suri, flying her out to see him a couple of times in the summer but keeping it on the low because he’s discreet like that. Full Story

Smutty Social Media, October 27, 2016

Maria Posted by Maria at October 27, 2016 18:34:16 October 27, 2016 18:34:16

Kiss her by the pussy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 27, 2016 18:07:35 October 27, 2016 18:07:35

When Ben Affleck’s Nick Dunne went down on Rosamund Pike’s Amazing Amy in Gone Girl a couple of years ago, near the beginning of the movie, right after they meet, I was surprised. And turned on. Ben really went for it. Cunnilingus in mainstream pop culture is as rare as an Asian romantic hero. Full Story

Accolades for Jake

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 27, 2016 16:44:34 October 27, 2016 16:44:34
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Jake Gyllenhaal has been performing this week in New York in a production of Sunday In The Park With George. The final show was last night. Theatre critics are in love with him.  According to theatre critics, he sings very, very well. Full Story

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Oscar Loving?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 27, 2016 16:05:09 October 27, 2016 16:05:09
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John Lamparski/ Getty Images

Sorry. That’s a cheese f-ck title. But once it was stuck in my head I couldn’t think of anything else. Loving opens next week. The film has already received strong reviews. Oscar experts are predicting that Loving will be nominated for Best Picture and that Ruth Negga Full Story

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A slightly backwards Waco series

Sarah Posted by Sarah at October 27, 2016 15:07:19 October 27, 2016 15:07:19
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WENN

In the gold rush of Peak TV, every network is scrambling for original scripted content, and Spike TV is the latest to throw their hat in the ring in the hopes of airing the next Breaking Bad or Game of Thrones. It was announced yesterday that Spike will air a miniseries about the FBI stand-off with the Branch Davidians in Waco, Texas, which is being produced by The Weinstein Company. Full Story

Gwyneth honoured in Spain

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 27, 2016 14:22:33 October 27, 2016 14:22:33
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Gwyneth Paltrow was in Madrid last night at the ELLE Magazine 30th anniversary party where she was presented with the Icon Award. G wore Gucci. And this dress… it’s amazing. It’s a rose growing out of her vulva and blooming all over her breasts. Full Story

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October 27, 2016 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 27, 2016 13:51:50 October 27, 2016 13:51:50

Duana Taha, The Name Therapist, is doing at TED Talk today! She’ll be at TEDx Toronto, scheduled to speak at 2:45pm. You know how in movies they often go to Eminem’s Lose Yourself as the hype song? Duana being Duana, this is what she texted back when I asked her this morning how she’s feeling, and whether or not she’s ready to f-cking kill it: “I AM NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT” My Shot is her hype song. Full Story