Afterparty > Carpet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 17, 2010 07:07:41 March 17, 2010 07:07:41

They were pretend all over each other again at the NY premiere of The Bounty Hunter last night. Jennifer Aniston and skinny Spittle pawed at each other like brother and sister. But they need it so badly to sell this movie. Especially since it won’t sell on quality. In this case you don’t need any reviews. Full Story

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Best Actress Oscar Curse strikes Sandy B?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 17, 2010 06:38:27 March 17, 2010 06:38:27

No, please Shiloh, no. Let’s start with the good news. The good news is that the source is In Touch Weekly. So, yeah, you know. The bad news is that some broad is telling them that Sandra Bullock’s husband Jesse James is a cheater. Her name is Michelle “Bombshell” McGee. Of course it is. Full Story

March 17, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 17, 2010 06:27:45 March 17, 2010 06:27:45

To Lindsay A, Whitney, Andrew, and Glenn – sorry to read about the cancellation, but please know how much I admired your goal. 10k in support of the WSPA is amazing! Please keep me posted about what you decide next. And thanks for the photo of the lady with the horn! Jacek says mine are higher, with spikes on them, engulfed in flames. Full Story

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Dear Gossips,

I wasn’t able to fully focus on the Rielle Hunter GQ article until late in the day yesterday. Turns out that’s a good thing. Because I’m obsessed. It’s delicious. And smutty, and mortifying, and uncomfortable, SO fontrum, and these people are F-CKED.  Read Full Intro

This boy is cute

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 16, 2010 16:20:18 March 16, 2010 16:20:18

Isn’t he? Look at that skin. And his sheepish little expression. Cory Monteith is a full blown adult playing high school and that got tired real quick with Taylor Kitsch and Scott Porter (hello Friday Night Lights!) but on Cory, I’m buying and this is not a negative. Cory’s cute makes up for his lack of pants steeze. Full Story

Miss Z’s cuteye and the Chosen One’s layers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 16, 2010 15:48:00 March 16, 2010 15:48:00

I want to be her kid and go to work in Italy. Miss Zahara looks like she’s so over the working though. Check out her sucking thumb cut eye combination. It’s a thing of beauty. Sophia Loren would approve. Angelina Jolie as you know is shooting The Tourist with Johnny Depp in Venice. Today she arrived on set with four children – Maddox, Pax, the aforementioned Miss Z, and the steezy One who is Chosen working a white toque and easy grey pants. Full Story

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No (more) baby mother drama?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 16, 2010 13:18:25 March 16, 2010 13:18:25

A few weeks ago there were reports online suggesting that Gael Garcia Bernal found out that his baby mother Dolores Fonzi had been getting it on the side and that maybe the kid, a son called Lazaro, wasn’t his so he was demanding a DNA test to determine paternity. GGB immediately instructed his people to tell People Full Story

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Shia for the 5?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 16, 2010 11:36:00 March 16, 2010 11:36:00

What is it about Shia LaBeouf I love so much? He’s been a dumbass behind the wheel, and those curious oedipal remarks, and he’s obviously an emotional brat, and still there’s something. Shia is an intense, compelling actor, even when she’s acting in sh-t. He’s watchable. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 16, 2010 10:40:00 March 16, 2010 10:40:00

Too soon? Or don’t care? (The Superficial)

Un-fit Marky Mark requires personal service (Dlisted)

See? People with no taste just followed him back (Popeater)

Posh mourns Becks’s Achilles in flats (Hollywood Tuna)

I could have sworn Kristen Stewart would be a real book and pages kind of girl (Just Jared)

Angie & Johnny alternate schedules (Pop Sugar)

Why JailBait turned her back on the internets (The Blemish)

Jennifer Aniston is working with these breasts (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Pussy Cat dancing body – sick (Popoholic)

Sweet Glee, what the f-ck is Matthew Morrison wearing? (Go Fug Yourself)

Pipsqueak’s obsession

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 16, 2010 09:57:03 March 16, 2010 09:57:03

It’s acting. He thinks he’s conquered music, he no longer has anything to prove in music, and now, by divine right, he needs to give the world his next gift which, naturally, is his Actor. Yes, Pip keeps insisting that his Actor gives us pleasure. That we want to watch him, to be entertained by him, to laugh with him. Full Story

Creating Sam Worthington

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 16, 2010 09:29:02 March 16, 2010 09:29:02

Now here’s a PR strategy, a well executed sales pitch. Sam Worthington’s people, no doubt, will tell you there’s no manipulation involved here because it’s not necessary, because their client is that genuine, that authentic, that REAL, even in UNreal Hollywood. Sure. Whatever the reason it’s working, the bottom line is it’s working. Full Story