Was it awkward?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2010 08:38:21 January 29, 2010 08:38:21

Oh I hope so. Don’t front like you’re all noble and that there isn’t a part of you that’s curious to know if there was some tension last night on the carpet at the Calvin Klein event when Ginnifer Goodwin showed up with her new boyfriend and her ex fiancé Chris Klein came too. Full Story

Best title + great poster

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2010 08:07:12 January 29, 2010 08:07:12

I am dying to see Hot Tub Time Machine. It looks stupid. Like stupid funny. When done well I love stupid funny. SO MUCH. Hot Tub Time Machine looks stupid funny. Hopefully it’ll be good stupid funny. Because the title is inspired. And the poster … not bad either. EW.com Full Story

What is your hair?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2010 08:01:36 January 29, 2010 08:01:36

Jared Leto showed up at a Calvin Klein event last night trying to resurrect his acting career with his hair… I guess. For someone like Robert Pattinson and the hair hysteria that exploded ovaries in tandem with his meteoric rise, it worked in that case because it seemed genuine. He just has messy hair. Full Story

January 29, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2010 07:46:45 January 29, 2010 07:46:45

Good luck to everyone participating in the Bust a Move for Breast Health event today in Halifax, NS! 800 people working out for 6 hours on the floor of the Metro Centre, with the final hour led by …Richard Simmons himself! All proceeds will go toward the purchase of a new digital mammography machine. Full Story

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Dear Gossips,

So Ugly Betty has been cancelled. It would be easy to blame ABC for their scheduling f-ckery, not unlike Friday Night Lights and NBC, moving the show from one day to the next and killing it on a Friday and then confusing the viewers and of course they suck and should hear it and we hate them but there’s also the question of viewers…and if we’re using Friday as an argument, consider the dumbassness of Ghost Whisperer which does just fine on Friday.  Read Full Intro

Dumb title portends more?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2010 17:11:09 January 28, 2010 17:11:09

As you know, for months I’ve been bitching about the dumbassness of the title Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps. A trailer has been released online. Don’t really like the way it’s cut but am still kinda intrigued. By Michael Douglas. Shia LaBeouf looks like an infant. And while that scene with Carey Mulligan in her shirt and laptop is totally useless, she does look gorgeous. Full Story

Leighton’s boots and shoot

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2010 14:20:21 January 28, 2010 14:20:21

She’s just so much more than Blake Lively. Why can’t this be a universally acknowledged fact? On every level. Starting with the superficial, Leighton to me is a better looking girl. Beautiful features, expressive, versatile, and then of course her character, her acting, SHE DOESN’T MUMBLE HER DIALOGUE… Also I’m not constantly being suffocated by her tits. Full Story

Inoculate New Orleans

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2010 12:04:01 January 28, 2010 12:04:01

Who dat? The sentimental Super Bowl favourite team this year is the New Orleans Saints. GO SAINTS. But Saints fans, you need to be vigilant. Because Ebola Paris Hilton, that piece of sh-t, it will come around. It will come after you. And despite the fact that it and Kim Kardashian cannot stand each other, it’s more likely it’ll cheer for the Saints than for the Colts. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2010 11:08:18 January 28, 2010 11:08:18

Double the Mimi, Double the Cheese, low on originality (Dlisted)

We hated the old one, but we really, really hate the new one (The Superficial)

She sucked on SNL, now January Jones can’t stop f-cking up (Pop Eater)

Hilary Duff works out, looks healthy (Hollywood Tuna)

Just when you thought Avril Lavigne couldn’t get any more annoying …(Just Jared)

I like the way, like, Kristen Stewart’s hair is, like, growing out (Pop Sugar)

Kate Moss’s amazing white jacket (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Jon Hamm, I’ll take you any which way (Cele|bitchy)

The thinnification of Kristin Cavallari (Popoholic)

It’s one of the few times I’m not down with a Rihanna ensemble (Go Fug Yourself)

Porny is gassy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2010 08:44:25 January 28, 2010 08:44:25

No, it’s not mature. No, my photo selection for this post isn’t helping. But this is a f-cking emergency. And we need immediate, drastic action even if it’s a little juvenile.Us Weekly Full Story

Junior from behind

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2010 08:23:24 January 28, 2010 08:23:24

If I’m, say, Miss Zahara Jolie-Pitt, and I see naked photos of my parents all over the house, really, there’s really not all that much to complain about. Same goes for Nahla Aubry. Definitely Nahla Aubry. But what if your parents are Tori Spelling and Kevin Federline Junior? Would you walk around the house blindfolded? I would. Full Story