Smutty Tingles

September 2, 2009 10:59:54 Posted at September 2, 2009 10:59:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Please stop being so insecure (Dlisted)

You throw like a dumbass (Hollywood Tuna)

Want more Godric? (Just Jared)

Heidi Klum’s karate kids (Pop Sugar)

Le Karl shoots Naomi (INO)

Beyonce performs pantless in Ukraine (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Sweet Duggars. How f-cking fertile is Marky Mark??? (Cele|bitchy)

The new Amy & Tina (PopEater)

How did he get this body? Open interpretation (The Superficial)

Lilo: white bikini, red lips (The Blemish)

Bond being a baby?

September 2, 2009 09:00:50 Posted at September 2, 2009 09:00:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Love Daniel Craig. Hate ragging on Daniel Craig. But is he being a little bitch? Daniel and Hugh Jackman are prepping their play A Steady Rain for Broadway. Apparently Daniel has requested round the clock security to shadow him while Hugh, as we’ve seen, has been super low maintenance, happy to come and go on his own, as approachable and as modest as ever. Full Story

Big & the 80s

September 2, 2009 08:29:14 Posted at September 2, 2009 08:29:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Several costume changes yesterday on the NY set of Sex & the City 2. You saw the white dress already and the came a blue violet one and an 80s ensemble, my favourite. White ankle jeans! Perhaps a flashback scene? Big, yes, of course, is still in the picture, because even they have to concede by now that the on and off business is tired and done, right? Then again, considering how sh-t the first film was, this might not be a safe assumption. Full Story

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Anna still tortures

September 2, 2009 07:30:09 Posted at September 2, 2009 07:30:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And this is good. I was skeptical about it at first – click here for more. After all, Anna Wintour relenting to allow Victoria Beckham on the cover of her magazine? It seemed premature. Anna would want to drag that sh-t out for years. She would find it distasteful, Mrs Beckham’s enduring chav. Full Story

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Madonna & Lourdes

September 2, 2009 06:48:46 Posted at September 2, 2009 06:48:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

On stage together! Last night, the 2nd last night in Tel Aviv, Lourdes joined her mom on stage for Give It To Me. At the final Sticky & Sweet show this evening, she’s expected to jump up again as she’s been practising the choreography for weeks. Lola has been making a splash… Yesterday it was her moves at the end of the Celebration video – click here Full Story

September 2, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

September 2, 2009 06:40:56 Posted at September 2, 2009 06:40:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A SCREAMING SHOUT-OUT to Angelica from ecstatically proud mom Rebecca – Happy 22nd Birthday! And congratulations on the dream job! For Alice, the only person I know who could likely run a marathon in stilettos, Congrats on escaping the evil soul-sucking corporate hell and on moving to New York in a few short weeks! Yours in Crumbs and chocolate, the CB Committee. Full Story

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Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Last week it was the headline f-ckery – click here for a refresher - and this week it’s an exclusive interview with Chris Brown and his mother, going so far as to print his statements in defence against criticism he received about claiming he did not remember beating Rihanna during his interview with Larry King.

As you know, the interview airs tomorrow. A one minute clip was released on Monday with an inarticulate Brown unable to describe under Larry’s soft questioning exactly what went down the night he abused his girlfriend.

Brown was immediately called out for it, even by Ryan Seacrest, generally a sycophant without the balls to have an opinion.

So Chris Brown ran to, delivering a lengthy explanation that his words were taken out of context, pleading with the MiniVan to forgive him, promising he would fulfill God’s destiny. After all, his mom wrote in a statement last week that “this whole thing isn't about Chris, it's about God. He wants to show all of you the goodness of him through Chris.”

God’s work through Chris Brown via People Magazine?

It’s like People is his mouthpiece now. Totally onside with the Chris Brown rehabilitation program, eager to help restore his popularity, not interested at all in asking the tough questions and never demanding the appropriate contrition.

Not surprising. People’s philosophy is to live inside the celebrity anal cavity. Yay for People Magazine! Yay for beating down your girlfriend!

It’s Tuesday – am home, am online all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,


So blonde

September 1, 2009 14:24:50 Posted at September 1, 2009 14:24:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When did the Alba Bitch get so blonde? She’s hardly worth paying attention to these days, I can’t remember. Jessica Alba, you see, finds herself in the same professional hole as Jessica Biel these days. Call her if you need a great body. The Alba Demon however when she’s now scowling, which isn’t often, has a face. Full Story

It’s time for Whitney

September 1, 2009 12:30:09 Posted at September 1, 2009 12:30:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I was a blubbering mess when I saw Whitney at the listening session in New York earlier this summer. Click here to read the article. Whitney’s new album I Look To You is available now. A true superstar declaring that it’s time we stop f-cking around with the pretenders. Full Story

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Spons`d Tingles: W Experts on W Network

September 1, 2009 20:13:16 Posted at September 1, 2009 20:13:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

W Network is promoting a great line up of shows featuring their Experts – focused on improvement: home, food, bank account, self. Shows including Divine Design, Style by Jury, Eat Yourself Sexy, and Anna & Kristina’s Grocery Bag air every Monday to Thursday starting at 8:30pm E/P. Full Story

Caleb for a very pregnant lady

September 1, 2009 11:37:10 Posted at September 1, 2009 11:37:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Just received this adorable email from Sandra in Barrie validating why I never want to have a child. Sandra, however, is about to have her third. “So I'm just a few days away from meeting my 3rd babe...a boy after 2 lovely girls. I'm tired. I'm cranky. I'm achy,...way to pitch motherhood, huh? LOL But lately my spirits have been lifted with any Kings of Leon sightings (Caleb mostly!), Brad Pitt, or the Coop. Full Story