Legs, hair, Miami

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2010 08:47:00 October 4, 2010 08:47:00

Gisele Bundchen arrived with baby Benjamin in Miami yesterday after spending a few days in Paris for Fashion Week. Crazy.F-cking.Legs. Why Miami? It’s Monday night bitches. And Sanctimonious Supermodel Supermother is there to cheer on the Patriots as New England takes on my Dolphins. Both are 2 and 1. Full Story

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$29.99!?!?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2010 07:31:00 October 4, 2010 07:31:00

Written by Sasha* JewelMint. Take a guess. Is it a new stick of gum? A Chinese fusion restaurant? Nope, it’s the new social shopping site featuring exceptionally crap jewelry courtesy of Kate Bosworth. Kate’s teamed up with her friend/stylist Cher Coulter and launched a website where for $29. Full Story

Wet in Prague

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2010 07:12:40 October 4, 2010 07:12:40

This must be why the GMD wants to keep making Mission Impossible movies. It’s not the travel, it’s not the stunts, what it is is pure vanity. He’s hot as Ethan Hunt. And he gets to walk around wet in Prague in a black beater hanging low under a sexy hooded leather jacket with his hair all long and feathered and his skin like 10 years younger. Full Story

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Any excuse to dress up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2010 06:50:33 October 4, 2010 06:50:33

There was a party recently to celebrate the imminent arrival. So he took the opportunity to get dressed up, full lady costume, with his male friends, and sing and dance and flail about, and let the real him fly for a change, at least the afternoon, just like in the movies, while his expectant wife looked on. Full Story

Emma Stone’s Mary Jane

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2010 06:48:29 October 4, 2010 06:48:29

Written by Sarah When Lainey first asked my opinion of Emma Stone being in the Spider Man reboot last week it was a hypothetical. She was one of several names Sony Pictures was entertaining for Peter Parker’s love, Mary Jane Watson. Full Story

October 4, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2010 06:12:48 October 4, 2010 06:12:48

Happy Birthday Anna Kosturova with love from Hez! To David who’ll be in Thailand for most of the month from Andrea who is missing you – you have great taste, not only in your real wife but in your fantasy one. Here’s Cate Blanchett with lots of love speaking at a book launch a couple of weeks ago and Liam Neeson too to balance things out for the spouse. Full Story

Friday, October 1, 2010

Dear Gossips,

I watch the Mighty Opie show maybe, maybe twice a year, and obviously only when the guest is important. And today her guest could not be more important. It’s JK Rowling. For Jo I will suffer through Oprah’s annoying voice modulations, not to mention her cutting people off problem.  Read Full Intro

Emma is Oh?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 1, 2010 15:15:37 October 1, 2010 15:15:37

I love this. Deadline reports that Emma Thompson will join Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones in Men in Black 3 as a character called “Oh”, the head of MIB. Kinda like M in Bond? Amazing, right? She’ll be amazing. Full Story

Oh no, she’s an exception

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 1, 2010 12:01:01 October 1, 2010 12:01:01

Of course she is. Miley Cyrus hit up the club last night in Hollywood. She went to Voyeur, then a house party. Sounds like a familiar path. What’s the drinking age in California again? 21 right? Miley doesn’t turn 18 until next month. But that doesn’t matter. She goes to church, she’s tight with her family, that sh-t doesn’t happen in this town. Full Story

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