Please, please more casual Porny

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 10, 2010 12:16:34 March 10, 2010 12:16:34

Look at my Porny! From LA to NYC last night, dressed casually, not styled by the Paves, hair loose and almost natural, you see how pretty she is? And fresh? They make her up and trot her out and she’s easily in her mid 30s when in fact there’s a youthfulness about Jessica’s look that is criminally underappreciated. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 10, 2010 11:30:11 March 10, 2010 11:30:11

Want to take a bath every night with Jon Hamm? (Popeater)

The latest Twilight cocktease (Dlisted)

Dina Lohan justification f-ckery (The Superficial)

Penelope Cruz bites her lip. I swoon. (Hollywood Tuna)

Aniston goes to London (Just Jared)

Brad Pitt photographer (Pop Sugar)

They’re taking Katie Holmes’s womb and holding it hostage (Cele|bitchy)

Bob Barker skeezy compilation (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Meredith Vieira apologises for latent homophobia (Towleroad)

Madonna wants to dress your teenager (E!Online)

Jude follows Zach with Sienna

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 10, 2010 11:16:19 March 10, 2010 11:16:19

After Zach Galifianakis’s brilliant hosting performance on Saturday Night Live, Jude Law must have let out a bloodcurdling “f-ck me”. Because how to follow that? Will Ferrell would have had a hard time following that. Then again, no one has those expectations of Jude Law. I actually think he’ll be good. Full Story

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French Forehead Tittaes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 10, 2010 09:32:58 March 10, 2010 09:32:58

LOVE HER SO MUCH. My Marion’s Funny or Die video – a cheeky acknowledgment of her superior French gorgessity and a man’s obsession with breasts. She also looks ridiculously beautiful in this shoot. The most amazing skin, great eye makeup, sleek and chic and sophisticated, and if Jacek ever had a chance (obviously never), I’d pack his bags for him and send him on his way. Full Story

Babies and green hats

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 10, 2010 09:11:51 March 10, 2010 09:11:51

Duana says this about me all the time. When there’s a baby around, she’s instantly charmed. She notices babies. She loves babies. She thinks babies are funny and entertaining. She watches babies like it’s a tv show. But I never notice babies. Ever. And it’s not deliberate, it’s just. Full Story

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Sean Penn: jealous little bitch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 10, 2010 08:29:00 March 10, 2010 08:29:00

No idea at the time what the f-ck was coming out of Sean Penn’s mouth when he presented Best Actress at the Oscars on Sunday. The online community however has analysed the footage and determined he must have been referring to Robin Wright – his omission of her during his acceptance speech last year, and the Academy overlooking her performance in Pippa Lee. Full Story

Gwyneth flies, Gwyneth sings

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 10, 2010 08:06:52 March 10, 2010 08:06:52

My Gwyneth is on the move again. Was photographed at London Heathrow catching a flight. Yeah. I want that coat too. Am still thinking about the Elizabeth & James jacket I walked away from the other day. Heading to Vegas next week. If it was meant to be, I will find it there. Or order it online.As for G – yesterday she was surveying the construction around her home with a dude the photo agency incorrectly identified as Gary Lightbody. Full Story

Jen and an urecognisable Gerry

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 10, 2010 07:38:17 March 10, 2010 07:38:17

That much hyped W Magazine cover. For weeks we were hearing that they went into the desert and practically f-cked for the cameras. And while that may have been the case during the shoot, the photos they’ve chosen to release speak to something decidedly less sexy. Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler are promoting The Bounty Hunter. Full Story

March 10, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 10, 2010 07:17:00 March 10, 2010 07:17:00

Happy 36th Birthday Amy! By request, here’s Common at the Vanity Fair Oscar party on Sunday. Enjoy! To Melissa – Happy Birthday! I’m sorry to hear it’s been a rough go lately but it’s a new year, with your new sport utility, and a new job – it’s time to turn it around. Full Story

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Dear Gossips,

It’s a big day today. Today is the Chinese Squawking Chicken’s 60th birthday. There was a party on Saturday. Jacek flew to Toronto represent us as I was in LA for Oscar weekend. He was her personal photographer. She wore sparkly pink and made my dad kiss her in front of the audience and asked people if they’d ever been to a better party.  Read Full Intro

Granny skipped this year

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2010 14:44:00 March 9, 2010 14:44:00

For the high expectations they had for Nine, it was kinda sad that Penelope Cruz had to go it at the Oscars virtually alone. With Javier, yes, but oftentimes nominees travel in packs and operate like teams. Pene had no teammates. She was the only one singled out. So this is Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman with Keith Urban and their daughter Sunday Rose in Sydney yesterday. Full Story

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