The puppy wants a puppy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2010 13:03:55 May 12, 2010 13:03:55

Written by Sarah The Twilight cast hits up Oprah tomorrow in advance of Eclipse’s release next month. All week the Oprah Show has been releasing clips of Rob Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, and Taylor Lautner on the show. People.com Full Story

A wasted effort

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2010 11:38:40 May 12, 2010 11:38:40

It’s Lainey. Am writing this during the arrivals at the opening of the Cannes Film Festival. We’re shooting the carpet and I’m laughing my Chinese ass off at Kate Beckinsale. Evidently no one told her Cate Blanchett is coming. But what else did we expect? The most notorious OverDresser in the business, of course Kate Beckinsale came like a preening swan, of course she brought her hardest Try, of course she doesn’t realise it never, ever amounts to much, and especially not on a night when Queen Cate takes it up everyone else’s ass. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2010 11:27:23 May 12, 2010 11:27:23

Mimi Cheese dresses like Octo Mom (Dlisted

What happens when a proper costume designer dresses Porny Jessica Simpson (The Superficial)

Woah. Dennis Quaid as Bill Clinton. Look. It’s good. (Popeater)

This woman gets photographed so often and I still don’t know who she is (Hollywood Tuna)

The Mighty O + True Blood for Immortal (Just Jared)

Twi-Hards have broken down every second of this clip (Pop Sugar)

Jane Lynch + puppies = Jumpy Claps! (Towleroad)

Why does everything she does feel so tired these days? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

New Directions vs Newsweek! And me too! (E! Online)

Mickey Rourke keeps cheating on her, and she keeps taking it (Cele|bitchy)

Tiger Woods must be extra annoying right now

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2010 07:40:25 May 12, 2010 07:40:25

Written by Jacek The run is over Gossips. If you could call it that. My Canucks got bounced from the playoffs last night by the same team that bounced them exactly a year ago to the day. And in similar fashion. But I liken what I’m feeling to writing that nasty final exam that stresses you out for weeks leading up to it. Full Story

A weak Black Widow

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2010 07:24:00 May 12, 2010 07:24:00

Goddamn that's ripe. This is Scarlett Johansson at the gym in Hollywood working out her Black Widow body. Did you see Iron Man 2? I loved Iron Man 2. Not as much as Iron Man but I enjoyed almost every second. Except for the seconds with Scarjo. She's not the only problem with the film. For starters, at times, it dissolves into pure silliness, even for a superhero movie. Full Story

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Professional criteria

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2010 06:59:05 May 12, 2010 06:59:05

How does Jennifer Aniston choose her movies? Quality of the script? Complicated characters? A great director? Co-stars? Money? Definitely money. And she's not the only one in this regard. As for the other criteria... Here she is in Hawaii continuing work on Just Go With It. We're into week 3 now, non? Location, location, location. Full Story

Something for him, both things for me

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2010 06:45:32 May 12, 2010 06:45:32

Variety is reporting that Marion Cotillard and Colin Farrell are confirmed to work on David Cronenberg's Cosmopolis. Something about a money dude who loses all his money in one day and Marion plays his wife. Please. It could be Dear John, I'll still go see it. Because of course as you know Colin is mine. Full Story

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Dear Gossips,

So Lea Michele has a Twitter. And on her Twitter – click here to see - she publicly apologised to Patrick McMullan for her Sit DOWN incident from last week during which, when the famed photographer asked her for her name because, naturally, he didn’t know it, she told him “Sarah Palin” and “Taylor Swift” receiving a F-CK YOU from him as he stalked away.  Read Full Intro