Judge them on how they treat the civilians. Radar is reporting that Salma Hayek lost her tits last night because she could not get seated immediately for dinner at the Chateau Marmont. Salma did not have a reservation and when she was told that the patio was full she gave it to the hostess in Spanish, launching a diatribe that embarrassed her girlfriends who tried to placate her to no avail, calming down only when a table became available. Full Story
He’s talking about Ebola Paris Hilton (Dlisted)
Oh no. Porny’s about to binge (The Superficial)
Hot Eggs doesn’t get enough love (Just Jared)
Lilo’s weird side breast (Hollywood Tuna)
Doesn’t Jakey look a little like Hugh? (Pop Sugar)
Ver. Sayse. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Victims of homewreckage support each other (INO)
For once, Megan Fox talks smack about someone who deserves it (Cele|bitchy)
Are we sure this is the best bikini option??? It looks like a fur pouch. (Popoholic)
“Normal” for LA. But what is it in the rest of the world? (PopEater)
SJP and Cynthia Nixon are back at work on the set of Sex & the City 2. Today it was Kim Cattrall’s turn. She looks great. I keep hearing Kim’s voice every night this week during the US Open. Love watching evening tennis. And she’s been narrating these intro pieces including player profiles and opening sequences. Full Story
Lipstick Jungle premieres tonight at 10pm EST on CosmoTV and runs every Thursday at the same time. Based on the best-selling book by Candace Bushnell, it details the personal and professional lives of three high-power Manhattan girlfriends who help steer one another through the madness, romance, and pitfalls of living in New York City. Full Story
She doesn’t sign on to every sh-tty script that’s thrown at her. And she’s not a famewhore. And her fans are f-cking crazy. So we don’t see her very often. Only when it’s time to promote a movie. The movie, as you know, is called Whip It. Directed by Drew Barrymore, it will be Ellen’s first feature since Juno. Full Story
Yesterday in Vancouver – Ashley Greene left town with her dog for an early Labour Day weekend. Huge suitcase. The weather is cooling. Perhaps a clothing exchange to bring back warmer items? The rains are coming. Sigh. Bryce Dallas Howard, all smiles, was also spotted out and about downtown yesterday heading into the theatre. Full Story
Vision of Love right? Same length and bangs too. Compare the album cover and Mimi out with Nick Cannon last night for dinner at Mr Chow’s. Love her cheese SO MUCH. Look how she’s tilting her head while he’s escorting her to their car. Like somehow this makes her seem more demure and delicate even though those tits are splashing everywhere. Full Story
I know many of you are fans. So here’s Viggo Mortensen in Venice today at the film festival to promote The Road. The Road is also coming to TIFF. Yes…Viggo at TIFF. The Road was actually supposed to be released last year in time for award season. They said it wasn’t ready and pushed it back. Full Story
Yesterday his sister had the spotlight, today it’s Rocco. Madonna’s oldest son took the stage last night in Tel Aviv for a little dance party of his own… Cute, non? It was the final show of the Sticky & Sweet Tour. Madonna has been in high spirits all week in Israel, close to her Kab connections, taking meetings with high level politicians, feeling important and welcome. Full Story
Here it is…
And it was NOT Vogue.
A Fried Rice Day! Because it means Anna Wintour is STILL meangirling Victoria Beckham!
Contrary to widespread industry rumours earlier this summer, it’s not Vogue for Posh but a second cover for US Elle. Joe Zee obviously likes her.
But this cover and those breasts… horrid.
More on Posh later.
And thanks to all of you who’ve already sent in submissions to be my TIFF BFF sponsored by P&G BEAUTY GET UP CLOSE. Also loved reading your comments about it on Twitter. Deadline is Friday. Click here to enter.
Wednesday – new posts all day. And more Lourdes! Check back often.
Yours in gossip,