Porny is gassy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2010 08:44:25 January 28, 2010 08:44:25

No, it’s not mature. No, my photo selection for this post isn’t helping. But this is a f-cking emergency. And we need immediate, drastic action even if it’s a little juvenile.Us Weekly Full Story

Junior from behind

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2010 08:23:24 January 28, 2010 08:23:24

If I’m, say, Miss Zahara Jolie-Pitt, and I see naked photos of my parents all over the house, really, there’s really not all that much to complain about. Same goes for Nahla Aubry. Definitely Nahla Aubry. But what if your parents are Tori Spelling and Kevin Federline Junior? Would you walk around the house blindfolded? I would. Full Story

How Posh sees Posh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2010 07:50:06 January 28, 2010 07:50:06

Victoria Beckham is pimping her dresses in the pages of 10 magazine. She and David both have their own covers – click here to see - and she tells the magazine that you don’t have to be a size double 0 to fit in her pieces. Full Story

Kristen Bell is not Reese Witherspoon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2010 07:04:36 January 28, 2010 07:04:36

I didn’t say it, Gawker said it. But you know I’ve been saying it for years: that TV girls should be content being on TV. And Kristen Bell is very much a TV girl. Just like Jessicas Alba and Biel, and so many more her, Bell just doesn’t have it to make it in movies. Full Story

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January 28, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2010 06:35:38 January 28, 2010 06:35:38

Happy Birthday Nika! Fire-breathing dragons and hugging porcupines? Meet Natalie outside, you know why, and don’t tell Danny Rob!  Full Story

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Dear Gossips,

My favourite thing about yesterday was the the Pi Phi sorority at Cornell University dress code. Stacy P sent it over, made my life, and now I’m obsessed with the bitch who created it. Not exactly gossip related but you can imagine Dress Code Bitch and all her followers, you can imagine the driving force they are on pop culture.  Read Full Intro

2 FASHION COVERS: Nicole Richie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2010 16:45:48 January 27, 2010 16:45:48

The March issue of Canada’s FASHION Magazine is an exclusive with Nicole Richie and two covers. She’s wearing her own bra, a long vest from her own line, and jewellery from her own line too… Nicole is promoting Winter Kate launching this spring, she models pieces from the collection inside the magazine. Full Story

Emily Blue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2010 13:26:00 January 27, 2010 13:26:00

Grey blue? Whatever. It’s amazing. Love it all. This is Emily Blunt today in Rome at the photocall for The Wolfman with Benicio Del Toro, a film that’s been pushed back forever, finally hitting theatres February 12th. Have you seen the second trailer? I’ve attached it below. In the first trailer Benicio is allowed to speak. Full Story

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John Mayer & Keith Urban Crossroads

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2010 12:59:23 January 27, 2010 12:59:23

It was taped last night. Third Lip was not seen. There was room for only one ego in the joint, it belonged to John Mayer. One source described it as follows: “he’s a rambling douche”. And his self-indulgent f-ckery wasn’t well received. Here’s an incident that sums it up: The musicians had plenty of opportunity to prep. Full Story

Oh Swifty...please be careful

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2010 11:32:00 January 27, 2010 11:32:00

Last night John Mayer was in Nashville for the Crossroads taping with Keith Urban. More on how that went down later. Taylor Swift attended amid speculation that she and Mayer are now dating. My sources tell me she was backstage before the show, totally crushing on him, very "smitten", flirting, like a young girl intoxicated by attraction to an older man, too young to separate artistry from douchery. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2010 11:10:05 January 27, 2010 11:10:05

What is wrong with me when KFed makes sense to me? (Popeater)

But I like turning the pages… am I a dinosaur? (Dlisted)

So… sometimes I think she has Old Lady Face. And yeah, my eyes are still wonky and my ass is still chunk (The Superficial)

Why is Drake on the inside when Trachtenberg is on the cover? (Hollywood Tuna)

You think Tom Ford is honest with Madonna about her face? (Just Jared)

Did Mr Taupe fall off the wagon? (Cele|bitchy)

Robo Katie makes everyone look like a dwarf (Pop Sugar)

Haute Couture going to the sh-ts (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

The paps help her determine her pussy size (The Blemish)

Just me or does Lance Bass suddenly look like Tim Roth? (Towleroad)