September 29, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2010 07:23:41 September 29, 2010 07:23:41

Happy Birthday Heather from Janelle & Gemma! To Jenny-Penny slogging through a final year of her Masters at the University of Alberta for which she left BC – well the practicum in Victoria doesn’t hurt, and Amanda is looking forward to cheesy movie weekend. Step-Up 3D. Make that sh-t happen. Full Story

Is it awkward for Sienna?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2010 14:26:37 September 28, 2010 14:26:37

It’s awkward for us right? Running into an ex, or a former lover, or someone you made out with one night when you’re with your one true love at a restaurant. Or... maybe not. I guess it’s not awkward if that person f-cked you over and you look really good and your new piece is extraordinary. Full Story

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How did you know?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2010 13:14:58 September 28, 2010 13:14:58

It’s less than 2 hours away know from the Surgery and I’m about to call my ma. Very, very anxious. I think I need to be completely knocked out. This is what happened when I broke my arm and they had to fix it in France. I was supposed to be put under general anaesthesia to begin with but then I overheard the anaesthesiologist telling the nurse “this girl is fragile” and I think he gave me a little extra. Full Story

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Weekly Live Blog - Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2010 11:42:00 September 28, 2010 11:42:00

Sarah from Cinesnark and I are a bit on the frazzled side today. She’s recovering from a bout of food poisoning and I’m going later to have my mouth cut open. Need drugs. Thank you, however, to the person who offered this piece of wisdom: “just moan a lot during the procedure and your dentist will hook you up with the hard sh-t". Full Story

The Undergraduates

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2010 11:28:29 September 28, 2010 11:28:29

Written by DuanaHi ya’ll! Gossip Du here. I can’t believe this show has me back in its clutches, but then again, they’ve completely abandoned realism so there’s that much less for me to be concerned with. I think it’s a smart move all around, right? Having said that, this episode is called “the undergraduates” – so they’re at least pretending they’re all still in school. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2010 10:53:30 September 28, 2010 10:53:30

But does Dina Lohan cook cheese grits??? (The Superficial)

He’s right. Meg Ryan does look she’s from Whoville (Dlisted)

F-ck this f-cking blowhard idiot for making me defend Oprah (Popeater)

Doesn’t Chicken Fried have an outfit just like this? (Hollywood Tuna)

Emma! Yes! (Just Jared)

Halle goes to Paris for a booty call (Pop Sugar)

More reason not to watch Dancing With the Sh-ts (Towleroad)

His new lady looks like his ex wife (Celebuzz)

Swifty wore Seinfeld (Popoholic)

Again. I am so over people wearing this dress (Go Fug Yourself)

Never in Paris, OK in Milan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2010 09:48:27 September 28, 2010 09:48:27

Remember when Karl Lagerfeld dismissed Heidi Klum because: “I don’t know her. She was never in Paris.” It’s one of my favourite quotes of all time, and that’s something coming from a crazy bitch who’s good for it every time he opens his mouth. Click here Full Story

I’ll watch for Harry Shum Jr

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2010 08:58:00 September 28, 2010 08:58:00

He’s getting more air time on Glee. Good. That’ll keep me interested for a few more episodes. Especially, um, if he keeps dancing with his shirt off. But not gratuitously, oh no. Like it has to totally make sense with the storyline, you know? One of the things I love most about Taylor Kitsch in Friday Night Lights was how he’d protest the taking off of his shirt, randomly, just because. Full Story

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Jon Hamm is everywhere

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2010 08:34:02 September 28, 2010 08:34:02

With Justin Timberlake, it’s too much. Get out of my face. Jon Hamm on the other hand, well, don’t go, please stay. He can currently be seen in Mad Men, though the season is rapidly coming to a close. He’s in theatres now in The Town and also in Howl, both critically acclaimed. Which obviously means he’s pounding the press circuit, everywhere and everything. Full Story

Another Winner

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2010 08:17:11 September 28, 2010 08:17:11

She certainly knows how to pick them, douchebag after douchebag. Although it’s ended with the last one who didn’t want to get serious he’s still getting a lot of mileage from their brief hook-up. Seems he has a really big mouth, and is telling everyone everywhere how much she wanted him. Full Story