Third Lip runs away

November 13, 2009 06:56:11 Posted at November 13, 2009 06:56:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you know, I’m obsessed with it. Like, I can’t get enough of Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman’s Third Lip. It has its own personality now. Third Lip is now a proper name. And Third Lip accompanied Gran to the CMAs on Wednesday, evidently freshly plumped, fattened up for Nine promotion, prompting Page Six Full Story

November 13, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

November 13, 2009 06:49:29 Posted at November 13, 2009 06:49:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy 27th Birthday Liz and congratulations on your new job in New York. Glee nights with Shirlz and her mo? And for Shelly G – so happy to hear about the popularity of your video, hope it continues to get posted and linked to so that soon this bullsh-t comes to an end. There’s over 20,000 views now – good luck! Full Story

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Oh GLEE. I missed you. Last night it was all right again.

Beyond the song and dance, it’s so easy to overlook the show’s other amazing attributes because Glee makes us so…happy. But behind the curtain Glee’s hilariously subversive undertones, sharp writing, and pitch perfect dialogue are the driving forces. I was bag f-cking tired last night coming home after 11pm and still I couldn’t go to bed until after Glee and some jumpy claps.

The kids, as you know, have been on a mall tour. Have you seen the Single Ladies live? SO cute. Video is below.

It’s Thursday and the Country Bitch woke up in a crusty mood. Because she’s been DETHRONED. Taylor Swift is the new Queen. Oh what goes around…

Thanks for your emails re: Twi-Hard hatemail, I appreciate the balancing support. I feel I have to clarify though: these are not young girls, not teens. Each and every piece of hate is from an adult female. How about that?

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Posh on Emma and Madge

November 12, 2009 16:03:34 Posted at November 12, 2009 16:03:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Victoria Beckham on the cover of Harper’s Bazaar UK. The photos are good – click here to see. In the interview, Posh, like she’s some kind of Anna Wintour, comments on style winners and style objects, giving Emma Watson her blessing as a girl she’d love to dress. Full Story

Sorry I f-cked your husband

November 12, 2009 12:05:00 Posted at November 12, 2009 12:05:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Josh Duhamel allegedly cheated on Fergie with some stripper. Now the stripper is apologising. At first she was like, oh whatever, no one will find out or get hurt. But now her own son told her that she’s “disgusting” so she feels bad. But she insists that it definitely happened even though Josh “can't just admit it. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

November 12, 2009 11:13:55 Posted at November 12, 2009 11:13:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Cate Blanchett. That’s all (Just Jared)

BEST. CAPTION. EVER. This should be a poster. (Dlisted)

Ew. Check out Amy Winehouse and her stretch marks (The Superficial)

Oh come on. Enough with the oral fixation (Hollywood Tuna)

Revolting. REVOLTING. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I love Kristen Stewart, but arguing that Bella Swan is not a limp twat is ludicrous (Pop Sugar)

Ashton defends his cougar/puma (Cele|bitchy)

Jay-Z vs Frank Sinatra (Popeater)

Can’t decide if I like this dress (Popoholic)

Mark Wahlberg takes his shirt off but I can’t see his third nipple (Towleroad)

Twilight New Moon Giveaway

November 12, 2009 10:26:00 Posted at November 12, 2009 10:26:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

American Express is hosting an exclusive gala screening of The Twilight Saga: New Moon on Thursday, November 19th in Toronto. And we’re giving away tickets. But there’s more to feed the crazy! Winners will also attend a Q&A with cast members and attend an after-party where soundtrack artist Band of Skulls will perform. Full Story

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Rachel & Spidey?

November 12, 2009 10:04:44 Posted at November 12, 2009 10:04:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Brilliant. Word is, they’re moving ahead with Spiderman 4 and Sam Raimi is currently casting for supporting characters and new villains… Rachel McAdams is being seriously considered to play the Black Cat who, in the comics, becomes a sort of Spidey stalker. Spiderman Fatal Attraction. She’s perfect for it. Full Story

Today is a good day

November 12, 2009 08:41:15 Posted at November 12, 2009 08:41:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Because it’s his birthday. Ryan Gosling, of course. He’s 29. Crista W wrote to request some Ryan for the occasion. Am attaching previously unposted photos of Ryan and Dead Man’s Bones performing in LA on Halloween and also some older favourites. Sigh. It’s not healthy to watch it every day. Full Story

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Mango hot-off

November 12, 2009 08:00:31 Posted at November 12, 2009 08:00:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Can’t even imagine what Jacek will be doing after this post. He’s all over Monica Cruz, sister of Penelope Cruz. And Monica Cruz in combination with Scarlett Johansson? We have hours to go before the hockey game starts. That’s a lot of time. Here they are in Spain at a party for Mango. Full Story

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