Franco opens Sundance

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2010 13:11:58 January 22, 2010 13:11:58

Well, technically, Howl opened Sundance yesterday. A doc-style biopic on Allen Ginsberg with James Franco playing the iconic poet. As you know, my quiver for him has been tempered dramatically recently due in large part to his large-ish thighs. They seemed to be more reined in last night at the premiere but still. Full Story

Robert Pattinson for Haiti

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2010 12:36:07 January 22, 2010 12:36:07

This is for Katie M. It’s her birthday. She wanted some Robert Pattinson. He delivered. Or, more accurately, George Clooney delivered. In London tonight apparently returning to his hotel (this is what the photo agency says) after presenting duties for Hope For Haiti Now. Taped, I guess, due to the time difference. Full Story

Becks & the Busted Bun Weave

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2010 11:18:12 January 22, 2010 11:18:12

She’s in Milan, took a meeting with Dolce & Gabbana this morning, then spotted with her husband, shopping, of course. You’ll note she still hasn’t taken out that nasty bun weave. Which means she thinks it looks good. HOW??? Click here Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2010 10:49:00 January 22, 2010 10:49:00

What Madonna really looks like next to Jesus’s bush and stick - NSFW (Dlisted)

Lily Allen no pants – braver than me (The Superficial)

LOVE Rihanna’s outfit (Hollywood Tuna)

Ebola’s ass-eater (Popeater

Yes. From some angles, Benicio del Toro really is that gross (Just Jared)

Penelope Cruz honourd at lunch (Pop Sugar)

Johnny Depp – the anti Brange (INO)

Jersey Shore is making this irrelevant. Is that good or bad? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Dumbass 16 year old Taylor Momsen keeps speaking out of her twat (Cele|bitchy)

Manslinger’s replacement has the tackiest bag (ASL)

Can I love you again?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2010 09:31:00 January 22, 2010 09:31:00

Are you over yourself? You seem to be. I’m so happy! Even with the JailBait next to you, I’m so happy. Joaquin Phoenix has resurfaced. Almost a year after his bizarre foray into rap and his embarrassing appearance on Letterman, almost a year after we knew him for his beard and could not find the hotness underneath, Joaquin is back, cleanshaven, coherent, doesn’t look pudgy, isn’t fronting like an uberartist, isn’t smug, isn’t an asshole, actually has a sense of humour, and looks totally hot again. Full Story

The Italian Queen on Italian TV

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2010 07:57:23 January 22, 2010 07:57:23

Since yesterday’s Beckham ball-grabbing post, I have been obsessed with the amazingness of Italian television. F-cking crazy. We need more. It’s cheese and weird and camp and obnoxious all at the same time and the Italian Queen Elisabetta Canalis, now whitewashed for the American public, used to be all over it. Full Story

Chicken Fried skinny, dick, and court

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2010 07:25:23 January 22, 2010 07:25:23

Britney was photographed leaving the gym yesterday with Jason Trawick still brown and, according to the paps, looking “stick thin”. I’m also worried about her hairline now. Wait, one sec. Just did a quick google. It seems it’s been like this a while. She’s never really had good hair, has she? There’s been concern about her state of mind since the colour change and the hotel living, but she seems to have worked up a good sweat, trained hard, and this is one of the few good signs. Full Story

Dancing with Celebrity Big Brother comes next

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2010 06:35:02 January 22, 2010 06:35:02

Well no wonder she had to take a job as a glorified extra on Law & Order SVU – turns out Mischa Barton is being sued for bailing on her rent. Apparently she owes 3 months at $7K a month on an apartment in New York for which she signed a 1 year lease in September. So she’s behind on October, November, and December. Full Story

Always grateful

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2010 06:25:03 January 22, 2010 06:25:03

It’s Photo Assumption, sure, but doesn’t she seem it? Like, super appreciative to be gifted with his attention? Maybe it’s just me... Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick attended the Broadway opening of Present Laughter last night. Funny I don’t remember him at the New York premiere of Did You Hear About the Morgans. Full Story

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Taupe’s whispers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2010 06:17:00 January 22, 2010 06:17:00

Valentine’s Day is coming up. The occasion and the movie. Since the film stars almost everyone in Hollywood, they’re now all covering magazines and appearing on talk shows to promote it. Jessica Biel ended up on Vogue. And her BFF Taupe Garner gets Parade. Safe. The interview is predictably beige. Full Story

For sale: Porny’s High Waisted Horror?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2010 06:08:31 January 22, 2010 06:08:31

Sweet Jesus, Please Shiloh, no. My Porny has announced that she’s launching her own denim line. When you think Porny + Jeans, what comes to mind? Oh you know exactly what comes to mind. You’re looking at the pictures. It’s the High Waisted Horrors. From the Country Chili Cook-off, remember? January 25th marks the 1 year anniversary of the Country Chili Cook-off High Waisted Horror. Full Story

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