The Beautiful & their bodies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 5, 2010 12:44:59 July 5, 2010 12:44:59

There’s a scene in New York, I Love You – Bradley Cooper leans against the bar, orders a scotch and throws it back. It’s SO hot the way his body is bent in the frame, the angle of his shoulders, how he dips his chin at exactly the right light. This is not by accident. Filmmaking – unless you consider Twilight – is never by accident. Full Story

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On Twilight Eclipse

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 5, 2010 12:19:00 July 5, 2010 12:19:00

Like I said earlier, Twilight Eclipse is the best comedy so far of the summer. Does it matter if that wasn’t the intended reaction? Not to me. Because Darren, Fiona, and I, we had a good time laughing our tits off. And isn’t this the point of going to the movies? To enjoy ourselves, even if the reason for the enjoyment doesn’t exactly reflect the film’s purpose? Frankly, after the atrocity that was Twilight New Moon, we needed some amusement. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 5, 2010 11:03:01 July 5, 2010 11:03:01

Dude, is Tyra Banks making this a TREND??? (Dlisted)

The question is: can she make more on the free market? (The Superficial)

Maybe his baby mother is also Blanket’s baby mother (Popeater)

Is it respectful to wear your flag all over your cootch? (Hollywood Tuna)

Oscar winners celebrate the 4th (Just Jared)

Are these the final days of single John Krasinski? (Pop Sugar)

SO much amazingness in this Britney Spears Cosmo cover including the fact that her head is stuck on to another shot of her body and breaking her knee is the most horrific thing that she’s ever done? REALLY??? (ASL)

Anna Faris uses a body double to get naked (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

How much Twilight is paying their top 3 stars for the next movies (INO)

Lilo isn’t stressing about getting shanked inside (Cele|bitchy)

Madonna & Jesus: sidestage kissing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 5, 2010 09:45:29 July 5, 2010 09:45:29

Madonna took Jesus and her kids Lourdes and Rocco to the Jay-Z Wireless Festival performance in Hyde Park yesterday. At one point she and Jesus were spotted sharing a tender moment followed by a kiss. What she should be doing is taking notes. From an artist who is producing music that we’ll remember. Full Story

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All the boys meet Goldie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 5, 2010 08:51:23 July 5, 2010 08:51:23

Muse was at the Nordoff Robbins 02 Silver Clef Awards in London the other day and Matt Bellamy was surprisingly forthcoming when asked by the Daily Mirror about his relationship with Kate Hudson: "Things are going great at the moment. I am very happy. We had such a good time at Glastonbury. We just have fun together and are seeing how it goes. Full Story

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Summer in Paris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 5, 2010 08:01:00 July 5, 2010 08:01:00

Blair escapes Chuck and runs to Paris. Serena goes with her. This will kick off the new season of Gossip Girl in the fall with two episodes devoted to the UES + France. Shopping and romance obviously ensue. And probably an 11th hour visit from the Bass himself. But thankfully no Little J. Because Little J has been banished and won’t be invited back until Sweeps when, hopefully, they’ll kill her off forever. Full Story

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Porny’s new diet, new boyfriend, same show

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 5, 2010 07:39:27 July 5, 2010 07:39:27

Jessica Simpson tweeted last week that she was shocking her body with some kind of vegan diet. Then she showed up this weekend in West Virginia at the opening of the Casino Club at the Greenbrier Resort and I don’t see much change. Maybe it’s on the inside. Because on the outside she still makes me uncomfortable. Full Story

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Spending the 4th with a Stage 5 Clinger

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 5, 2010 06:59:51 July 5, 2010 06:59:51

That’s Alexander Skarsgard, seen here heading to a party at a friend’s place with his girlfriend Kate Bosworth, now a Stage 5 Clinger which means that, like Jessica Biel before her, now that she’s hooked her ass onto the man’s spotlight, she will not and cannot be removed easily. Full Story

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July 5, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 5, 2010 06:41:37 July 5, 2010 06:41:37

Happy Birthday Sarah P with so much love from Anna Kay E and her boyfriend Brett the Hitman Hart...? You are evil and I adore you. Am attaching a few photos you might enjoy. Do you secretly want to be that woman, his wife? And for Mai and the girls in Eritrea – a huge smutty hug from me for your devotion to smutty matters and your hilarious commentary about Alexander Skarsgard’s “uwalla” and Renee Zellweger’s “unchache" face. Full Story

Friday, July 2, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Today is Lindsay Lohan’s 24th birthday. Us Weekly helped her celebrate by rounding up a collection of her most f-cked up moments caught on camera. I had to laugh. Is that mean? Well, she was supposedly punched in the face last night by a waitress and then tweeted about it, just like she tweeted moments after police showed up at her place to check on her sister who will soon be back on tv with her mother in yet another reality show about her family, so I’d say laughing at her is exactly what Lilo has been asking for.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2010 12:02:06 July 2, 2010 12:02:06

Lindsay’s Birthday, as only Michael K can write gold like this: Leave it to Lilo to turn a humiliating experience into VICODIN! (Dlisted)

This is not real, but it would be so hot if it was (The Superficial)

Please watch this, if you watch nothing else all weekend. Because it will OWN YOUR ASS. I promise. (Popeater)

Unemployed and unengaged, but really cute sandals (Hollywood Tuna)

Alex Skarsgard has a stage 5 clinger (Pop Sugar)

Becks and Brooklyn at Wimbledon and dressed for the Queen (Kickette)

Katy kisses a girl (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Gay Fight: this or Party in the USA? (Towleroad)

So. F-cking. Cute. (Just Jared)

OK Gisele, we get it: you’re perfect and your kid is too. Now f-ck off. (Cele|bitchy)