November 16, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

November 16, 2009 07:00:31 Posted at November 16, 2009 07:00:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Thanks to everyone who came out on Saturday night for Rouge 2009 in support of the United Way Toronto Community Fund. You all looked great in your masks, especially the two who arrived as Matthew McConaughey and Shaq. Lorella kindly agreed to be my date. We spent a lot of time at the bar. But she won’t let me post that photo. Full Story

Friday, November 13, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Today is finally the day that Pirate Radio, formerly titled The Boat That Rocked, opens wide in North American theatres everywhere. Love Actually was also released around this time of year. Both were directed by Richard Curtis.  Read Full Intro

Rossum is mysterious

November 13, 2009 16:13:00 Posted at November 13, 2009 16:13:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

How is doe-eyed sugar cheese rape mysterious? Mystery is about curiosity. But the Rossum… I don’t want to know it and I don’t want to smell it. Still… Emmy Rossum insists she’s all about the mystery. Like there are layers around her that we should unravel. What’s to expose? Underneath the saccharine exterior is a saccharine core. Full Story

Can`t wait can`t wait can`t wait

November 13, 2009 13:47:11 Posted at November 13, 2009 13:47:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Laura is prepping for the Nine junket. We’ve been watching footage all day. She’s sending Ben. Pout. Something we learned in research: Katie Holmes was rumoured to have auditioned for it and lost out to Penelope Cruz. Please. Like she could have held up against these ladies. Even Granny Freeze. Full Story

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Granny can’t make this face

November 13, 2009 12:17:51 Posted at November 13, 2009 12:17:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

While Third Lip is scaring people on red carpets, Cate Blanchett continues to stick it in Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman’s ass with the Real. Anna Wintour loves Cate Blanchett. It’s like she gets a cover every year. Full Story

Vaginal Hard-on

November 13, 2009 11:33:49 Posted at November 13, 2009 11:33:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kristen Stewart is giving me one. And I’ve no doubt she’s giving Anna Wintour one. It’s only a matter of time. Kristen Stewart covers Vogue. Soon. Before Posh. Yes. Must. Annie Leibovitz? Sure, I guess. But can you imagine Stewart in the hands of Steven Meisel? Or Steven Klein? Please. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

November 13, 2009 10:39:21 Posted at November 13, 2009 10:39:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Are you listening Barbara Walters? This is how you run a f-cking interview (Dlisted)

Surprise. Jennifer Aniston in Mexico in a bikini (The Superficial)

A beaver pisses on morning tv. No, it wasn’t Fergie (Popeater)

Lilo’s busted face and a buster (Hollywood Tuna)

What the f-ck is up with Kellan Lutz’s hair? (Pop Sugar)

A great dress wasted on Kristen Bell (Just Jared)

Blair Waldorf’s alter ego sexing it up. Again. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

“Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.” Agree or disagree? (INO)

Lilo can’t pay her bar bills (Cele|bitchy)

Ashlee Simpson’s son’s cute chunky feet (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Robo morning coffee

November 13, 2009 10:04:33 Posted at November 13, 2009 10:04:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is shocking. Katie Holmes appeared in New York this morning continuing to shoot The Romantics, for which she is a producer, on a coffee run. Herself. She carried her own coffee. Robo doesn’t normally travel independently. Besides, these are tasks reserved for the lowly. She also always is accompanied by security. Full Story

Johnny bails out his broke ass?

November 13, 2009 08:07:54 Posted at November 13, 2009 08:07:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s probably not true considering it comes from the UK Daily Express but I would very much like it to be. This story is so good. So full of sh-t but so good. You may have heard that Nicolas Cage is broke ass. He’s blaming it on a shady manager who gave him bad financial advice and now he’s been forced to sell off all his castles and fortresses. Full Story

Chris & Kate

November 13, 2009 07:46:44 Posted at November 13, 2009 07:46:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

An update on the Chris Martin/Kate Bosworth cheating allegations: he said he would take legal action against Star Magazine. So far, no law suit has been announced. They always say they’ll sue and they say it very loudly that they’ll be suing and then they don’t end up suing sh-t. But oh no, Chris Martin wouldn’t cheat on his wife. Full Story

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Sponsored Tingles: Bridget Jones “Edge” on W

November 13, 2009 07:37:42 Posted at November 13, 2009 07:37:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

W Network’s TripleFlix movie event is back tomorrow (and every Saturday this fall). Three blockbuster movies back to back to back with a premiere movie in the 9pm E/P slot. Tomorrow (Saturday, November 14th) it’s Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason at 9pm E/P starring Renee Z, Colin Firth, and Hugh Grant. Full Story