I don’t think I can watch this movie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2017 18:58:22 May 18, 2017 18:58:22
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Netflix has two films at Cannes and Netflix has been the source of all the bitching at the festival because they’re insisting on theatrical release for eligibility; the new rules take effect next year. If they were in place this year, Okja, Bong Joon-ho’s highly anticipated new film, would not be included. Full Story

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The dead speak in Twin Peaks, but evil is excused

Sarah Posted by Sarah at May 18, 2017 17:10:48 May 18, 2017 17:10:48

SPOILERS FOR ORIGINAL TWIN PEAKS The new Twin Peaks begins this weekend. Before it begins, let’s revisit the original. The original was a show that charmed you with its weirdness. The town of Twin Peaks seems populated almost entirely by oddballs, and the oppressive presence of the primordial Pacific Northwest forest looms over everything, lending the town and the show about the town an atmosphere of remote mystery. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2017 16:46:03 May 18, 2017 16:46:03

I NEED THIS!!! (Dlisted) 

I’m a dirty perv so, for me, “magical blanket” means something other than how Ian Somerhalder intended (Cele|bitchy) 

Katy Perry’s head on a platter (Just Jared) 

Is this the downside of having too many jobs? (TooFab) 

I didn’t love the feathers on Julianne Moore’s dress. But she did bring the drama last night (Go Fug Yourself) 

Remember what I said yesterday about Brad Pitt’s lying down angle? (Hollywood Tuna) 

I don’t care about the breasts. I’m too offended by the hair. (Popoholic) 

Celebrity Real Estate: Chris Rock’s house is Brooklyn (Evil Beet) 

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel hold hands in New York (Pop Sugar) 

The Cannes princess dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2017 14:42:39 May 18, 2017 14:42:39
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You know what makes me crazy? When people make fashion calls without considering what the event is. An outfit for the Oscars is not an outfit for the VMAs. The Emmys and the MET Gala are not the same. You can wear the most beautiful classic ball gown but if you see one at the MET Gala when the theme is in honour of Rei Kawakubo and you tell me it’s your Best Dressed, I will not want to talk fashion with you ever again. Full Story

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Wonderstruck in Cannes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2017 13:36:48 May 18, 2017 13:36:48
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Have you seen Far From Heaven? I just checked – Far From Heaven is 15 year old this year. I loved Far From Heaven. Like many others, it’s my favourite Todd Hayne’s film. Todd Haynes’s last film was Carol which was not nominated for Best Picture and was considered one of the major snubs of the Oscars in 2016. Full Story

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Wednesday, May 17, 2017

Dear Gossips,

The 70th Cannes Film Festival begins today. Sofia Coppola’s new film, The Beguiled, will be screening in competition for the Palme d’Or before its theatrical release on June 23. In support of The Beguiled, Sofia and Kirsten Dunst are on the cover of the new issue of Variety  Read Full Intro

This is not helping the way you think it’s helping

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2017 19:28:09 May 17, 2017 19:28:09
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PEOPLE just published an “exclusive” on Johnny Depp today. The headline: Johnny Depp Is Dating Again After Divorce and Staying 'Focused' Amid Financial Crisis, Source Says Here’s what else the source says: “He is taking work seriously and seems healthy,” a source close to the actor tells PEOPLE in the new issue. Full Story