Angelina Jolie/Marilyn Monroe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2010 08:49:00 August 16, 2010 08:49:00

Elizabeth Taylor does not want anyone playing her in a movie about her life in Furious Love despite all those dumbass rumours that the Jolie would be taking on the role. But what about Marilyn Monroe? Andrew O’Hagan wrote a book about Marilyn’s dog Maf, The Life And Opinions Of Maf The Dog, And Of His Friend Marilyn Monroe. Full Story

Does he bring his own clubs?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2010 08:16:08 August 16, 2010 08:16:08

I played two rounds back to back this weekend. Jacek played three rounds, and 36 consecutive holes yesterday. Am currently golf obsessed. It becomes more addictive when you start putting shots together. 97 is my new PB after breaking my old record on Saturday and I’m now totally jacked to get to 95 before the season is over. Full Story

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Little Sci is to blame

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2010 07:11:11 August 16, 2010 07:11:11

How many times have we looked at a Katie Holmes outfit and asked what is that f-ckedupNESS that you are wearing? Thank you Lafayette. We have Little Sci Suri Cruise to blame. At least that’s what Katie says. It’s a new interview with New York Magazine under the pretence of “fall fashion” but really, they probably just wanted to get up close and observe her freaky zombie life for themselves. Full Story

Nostalgic 90s

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2010 06:50:52 August 16, 2010 06:50:52

Jakey in that trench coat all forlorn and adorable standing in the hospital? Please. I have to work very, very hard not to watch this trailer over and over again. So far this morning it’s already been 3 times. This weekend, because of golf, only 4 times, but the rest of the day? It could be once an hour. Full Story

August 16, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2010 06:34:35 August 16, 2010 06:34:35

Congratulations Susie on Eleanor’s arrival! I know it’s been an exhilarating but exhausting time – Diane said you could use a shout-out and some vintage Jack Wagner...? OMG. I totally forgot about this song. Was it like this at the secretaries’ convention? Favourite story EVER. Full Story

Friday, August 13, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Most experts say it’ll be The Expendables winning the box office this weekend over Julia Roberts and Michael Cera. Well then at the very least, in Toronto, at least let Scott Pilgrim triumph there? It’s kinda like a love letter to our city.  Read Full Intro

Manslinger’s travelling men

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2010 13:03:01 August 13, 2010 13:03:01

Kate Hudson was photographed going through Heathrow today with son Ryder and her latest piece Matt Bellamy. Manslinger and Matt have been virtually inseparable for weeks, now their togetherness is being extended as Matt heads back on tour with Muse this weekend. This Bellamy fellow, he has a steezy little gait, non? I like him for her, more than any of her slings from before, definitely more than ARod, and Lance, and of course the troubled Wilson, and Justin Timberlake, and. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2010 11:59:05 August 13, 2010 11:59:05

Seriously, enough with the Rihanna linguistics debate. It’s a f-cking tattoo (Dlisted)

Oh. Holy. Jesus. Have you seen Hilary Swank’s body in a bikini??? (The Superficial)

A Chinese David Brent/Michael Scott? I’m not sure my people know how to laugh at that (Popeater)

I really need a summer scarf like Vanessa Hudgens’ (Hollywood Tuna)

Ok this is cute. TOO CUTE. (Just Jared)

Twizzle your TwiHard jizzle (Pop Sugar)

Soccer fans spend a lot of time looking at soccer shorts (Kickette)

Before they locked her away, Lilo pushed her tits together in Maxim (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Katy and her Cali gays (Towleroad)

How Lindsay Lohan is cashing in (Cele|bitchy)

The benefits of the Robsten

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2010 10:33:21 August 13, 2010 10:33:21

Or however you say it. Kristen Stewart is currently filming On the Road in Montreal. Robert Pattinson is now in Montreal to visit her. As such, paps are flocking to Quebec for the Money Shot of them spooning on a bed of violets. They haven’t found a field magical enough to contain them yet but there was a little headleaning affection on set that was immortalised by the camera – click here Full Story

I want to be the producer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2010 10:09:00 August 13, 2010 10:09:00

Matt Lauer tried his best. But The Today Show is too dignified a program for someone like Dina Lohan. He pressed, she lied, and she deflected - the judge is to blame, the judge got fired, the paps suck, the tabloids are wrong, the judge, the judge, the judge. The judge right now should be calling up The Today Show for a rebuttal. Full Story