RDJ SMA?

November 6, 2009 12:56:09 Posted at November 6, 2009 12:56:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m sorry. How could I have forgotten my RDJ? Your RDJ. Our RDJ. He’s been very, very quiet lately. Arguments for: He’s the coolest cat ever He is FUNNY. He is style. He is charm. He is the best. A sexy motherf-cker if there ever was one Everyone loves a comeback. His has been a spectacular comeback. Full Story

GG politics and a Ryan Gosling story

November 6, 2009 12:51:36 Posted at November 6, 2009 12:51:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The episodes keep getting more pointless and ridiculous and this time there was no dress porn. No joy at all. Also Vanessa’s moral spray came back and sucked the happiness out of everyone. We were forced to care about Tripp, we continued to marvel at how Jenny doesn’t matter, we wondered why an 18 year is all of a sudden David Plouffe, and Robert Pattinson should sue Patrick Roberts for being too short and gross. Full Story

Alexander Skarsgard SMA?

November 6, 2009 11:54:12 Posted at November 6, 2009 11:54:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I hear you. I want him to be too. But this is a prediction. And the prediction is based on a magazine serving a very specific demographic… Alexander Skarsgard, along with Sam Trammell, Rutina Wesley, and Michelle Forbes were in Paris yesterday promoting True Blood as the show is now being pushed internationally. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

November 6, 2009 11:25:00 Posted at November 6, 2009 11:25:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Fertile trash strikes again. Even weight gain didn’t affect his sperm count (The Superficial)

Old school Jon Hamm is hot ham (Dlisted)

Why Is Rachel Bilson always has great handbags (Hollywood Tuna)

Welcome to the O.C., GLEE! (Just Jared)

SJP says a lot. But ends up saying nothing (Pop Sugar)

How Ellen won over the Mighty Opes (Popeater)

The Brange vs the Xenu? (Cele|bitchy)

Even when your face is f-cked, the girls come running when you’re a movie star (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Pippy is a Boo Boo (ASL)

Something’s wrong. Scabby actually doesn’t look that bad here (Popbytes)

Little Sci’s little friend

November 6, 2009 10:15:21 Posted at November 6, 2009 10:15:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It warms my degenerate heart to see Little Sci tentatively reaching out to someone her own age. Because it would suck to have to hang out with Sci people your entire life. But away from Daddy’s watchful Xenu eyes, Little Sci seems to be expanding her horizons. She’s with mom Katie Holmes in New York shooting a movie called The Romantics. Full Story

B & J public cuddle

November 6, 2009 09:29:04 Posted at November 6, 2009 09:29:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Beyonce was a big winner last at the EMAs and in a rare show of public affection thanked her husband: “There is only one person I want to thank. And that is Jay for putting a ring on it.” Cuuuuute. Backstage they were even cuddly in front of the cameras. This almost never happens. Cuuuuute. Full Story

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Restrain yourself

November 6, 2009 09:12:03 Posted at November 6, 2009 09:12:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If you watch this video, you will have to restrain yourself from doing bad things. Because JailBait will pour acid all over your last f-cking nerve. Dean somehow found this. And you can watch me address it on camera tonight on etalk – a behind the scenes video of Miley Cyrus first being interviewed by twins, and then by the dad, speaking in that grating voice, like, this and like that, and like, whatever, and like cool, and like nailpolish y’all. Full Story

Perfect family travel

November 6, 2009 08:22:56 Posted at November 6, 2009 08:22:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What else is there to look at? Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry arrived back in LA yesterday from New York with baby Nahla, all 3 colour coordinated, all 3 styled perfectly, all 3 ridiculously beautiful, reminding us what ordinary really means. Ordinary is anything that is not them. This is absurd. Please stop coming out in public. Full Story

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Sponsored Tingles: The Nanny Diaries on W

November 6, 2009 08:10:46 Posted at November 6, 2009 08:10:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

W Network’s TripleFlix movie event is back tomorrow (and of course every Saturday this fall). Three blockbuster movies back to back to back with a premiere movie in the 9pm E/P slot. Tomorrow (Saturday, November 7th) it’s The Nanny Diaries at 9pm E/P starring Scarlett Johansson, Laura Linney, and Alicia Keys. Full Story

Colin Firth SMA?

November 6, 2009 08:02:39 Posted at November 6, 2009 08:02:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Many of you wrote yesterday pointing out, quite rightly, that he at least deserved to be included in the analysis. I apologise for the oversight. This is Colin Firth last night at 2 events in LA – first a screening of A Single Man and then at the BAFTA/Brittania Awards wearing a tux and, sigh, my favourite smile. Full Story

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Nipples are scary

November 6, 2009 07:24:59 Posted at November 6, 2009 07:24:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Remember yesterday Chicken Fried was all nipply in Australia? Click here for a refresher. She was free and tweaked yesterday… But this is the photo that ended up on the Us Magazine website. Can you spot the difference(s)? Fried Chicken nipples were too obscene to be posted without retouching. Full Story

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