Worst Couple: Pity & Spittle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2010 11:14:34 January 18, 2010 11:14:34

She has spent the last 5 years trying to be known as something other than the TV Girl and the ex Mrs Pitt. Bless Ricky Gervais for introducing her as Rachel from Friends. BLESS HIM SO HARD. Oh and she felt it. Right up the slit in her leg she felt it. Jennifer Aniston wore another black dress, this time with mismatched breasts and a lot of thigh. Full Story

View All 8 Photos

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2010 11:00:00 January 18, 2010 11:00:00

The Globes wrap will resume after the followings tingles.

But will she make a big stink about this photoshop f-ckery? (Dlisted)

Um,yeah, I would trade a Demi bad hair day for any of my days (The Superficial)

Christina Aguilera: everything is serviceable but for the shoes (Hollywood Tuna)

Alexander Skarsgard, is he dead to you yet? (Just Jared)

Sigh. QB Quiver Alert: Tom and Jack at the park (Popsugar)

Lindsay Lohan unwelcome. Especially around Colin Farrell (Cele|bitchy)

Mischa Barton got a job. As an extra (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Fergie wore a bridesmaid dress to the Globes and pretended it was her 2nd wedding (INO)

Rihanna’s courtside happiness (ASL)

George Clooney planning a telethon and a wedding? (PopEater)

Best Globes Couple: Josh & Diane

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2010 10:00:02 January 18, 2010 10:00:02

Jackson & Kruger. I mean, it’s love in the rain. Am bursting from the Cute. SO CUTE. I want a man to hold an umbrella for me like that. Jacek would NEVER be this happy holding an umbrella for me. Jacek would be like – come on, my hair’s getting wet. Or come on – the game’s starting soon. Full Story

Worst Globe Douche: Bill Paxton?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2010 09:35:00 January 18, 2010 09:35:00

We discussed this last night during the live blog having watched it back on PVR a few times. Whether or not, after Michael C Hall was announced as Best Actor Drama, Bill Paxton said to his tablemates that: I lost to cancer. Have received many emails about it this morning. Some of you totally see him saying it. Full Story

Best Black: Penelope Cruz

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2010 09:16:27 January 18, 2010 09:16:27

She didn’t wear the same dress over and over. No, Lea Michele did that for her. So Pene went with all black, lace and contrasting stipes. It’s not for everyone – oh no – but Penelope’s is an old school glamour mixed modern. She can where others cannot. And she did last night. Full Story

Worst Globe Hair: Taupe Garner

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2010 08:58:34 January 18, 2010 08:58:34

Sweet Jesus she made me straight up ANGRY. Every time I see the pictures I am angry. So angry. How do you sit in a chair and ASK FOR THIS HAIR? Wait, let me guess. People.com is ranking this as a “best” of the night? I don’t even have to click over there and I know already. It’s what the MiniVan would want. Full Story

Best Hair: Halle Berry

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2010 08:36:19 January 18, 2010 08:36:19

And body, and breasts, and skin, and everything. If we had to break it down, it would be only Halle all categories. Since that would eliminate the fun, I’m choosing hair. Because it’s so great to see her back with her iconic short hair after several years of not short hair. This really is her best hair. Full Story

Best Globes Makeup: Marion Cotillard

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2010 08:21:50 January 18, 2010 08:21:50

Wasn’t my favourite Marion dress ever but I don’t think it was intended to be. She knows when it’s her time and when it’s not. Again, these are girl code subtleties that we all recognise. Well, most of us anyway. But while Marion’s style choice wasn’t intended for the best, there is no downplaying that face. Full Story

Most Disappointing: Anna Kendrick

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2010 08:04:45 January 18, 2010 08:04:45

This isn’t just for an old lady, this is for an old lady blue blood. Like the matriarch of some crazy rich family at her 80th birthday party at the Plaza Hotel. Why the f-ck Anna Kendrick decided to wear it to the Golden Globes is a mystery to me. Anna Kendrick is just 24 years old – really, was there really nothing else? I find this hard to believe. Full Story

Worst Globe Shoes: Anna Paquin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2010 07:52:29 January 18, 2010 07:52:29

All over her gown. The gown was good. Especially the sleeves. It’s a good alternative to strapless and halter and tank. But then she cocked it up with those shoes. Those shoes on a different occasion, with a different dress, for sure. Those shoes the way she wore them – low classy all the way. Full Story

Best Globe Breasts: Christina & Mimi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2010 07:30:49 January 18, 2010 07:30:49

It was a motorboating extravaganza. Big ups to Christina Hendricks for refusing to conform, for refusing to downsize her curves. Much respect to Christina Hendricks for being able to carry those badboys around with toppling. And doing so without looking obscene. Some broads with their big tits, they cannot be anything but Porny. Full Story

View All 10 Photos