Porny is pretending

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 7, 2010 08:15:46 April 7, 2010 08:15:46

I am her friend. And friends don’t lie to friends. But Porny, well, I think Porny is lying to me. And I think she’s lying to you too. It’s the new issue of Marie Claire. Here’s what the magazine claims: As Marie Claire's guest beauty editor, Jessica Simpson embraces the new natural look, with air-dried hair and no makeup. Full Story

LipGloss’s hair goes out for charity

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 7, 2010 07:56:58 April 7, 2010 07:56:58

Don’t want to rag on Zac Efron too hard because he was at a charitable event last night for the inaugural St Jude Children’s Hospital Estrellas Por La Vida gala but that hair… it’s hard to ignore that hair. That hair is too distracting. That hair is almost a disservice to the event. Full Story

April 7, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 7, 2010 07:45:24 April 7, 2010 07:45:24

To Liz – Happy Belated Birthday! By request, here’s your man Alexander Skarsgard a couple of weeks ago out and about in West Hollywood. Only 2 months to go for True Blood Season 3! Happy Birthday Alex with love from Michelle. Here’s Michael Cera in LA last week in his own clothes which are exactly like his costume clothes. Full Story

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Does it seem...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 6, 2010 16:13:12 April 6, 2010 16:13:12

Like Adrien Brody is always, kinda, posing? Or is his body just made that way? With a lean or something. Adrien and Keanu Reeves were at the 2010 Toyota Pro Celebrity Race Press Day this afternoon along with Patrick Dempsey, Christian Slater, and Brian Austin Green, among others. As you can see, they were all photographed together and only Adrien seems like he’s trying to turn it into a Vogue editorial. Full Story

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Chicken Fried Fro-Yo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 6, 2010 14:15:15 April 6, 2010 14:15:15

Aside from that busted weave and her boots, it’s not so bad, is it? Relatively speaking. Britney and Jason Trawick went for frozen yoghurt yesterday. Apparently her eye makeup was super smudged and Jason seemed subdued but no crazy sh-t went down. So all in all, a successful outing. Amazingly enough, there’s currently nothing on the Chicken Fried schedule. Full Story

The Italian Queen has not been released

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 6, 2010 12:46:21 April 6, 2010 12:46:21

It would save everyone a lot of time if we just looked at the source. Next time if the source is Grazia Magazine, don’t bother. Because this is not the first time, and it won’t be the last time. Everyone got all excited this morning when a story circulated this morning originating from Grazia Full Story

Photo Assumption: Michael & Zeta

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 6, 2010 11:50:00 April 6, 2010 11:50:00

It’s been a while since they’ve been officially out together in public despite living in high profile New York. Catherine Zeta-Jones is working on Broadway and Michael Douglas was shooting Wall Street 2 with the terrible title. Last night the couple stepped on a carpet – first time what seems like a long time. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 6, 2010 11:09:34 April 6, 2010 11:09:34

Heidi can’t run, she can’t f-ck, soon she won’t be able to LIVE (The Superficial)

Madonna is not married to Sean Connery. But ALMOST. Holy Christ! (Dlisted)

Madonna in Malawi and she doesn’t have an English accent (Popeater)

Cammie keeps rocking her booty shorts (Hollywood Tuna)

Robo Katie is super smiley around her Neanderthal costar (Just Jared)

Brange saving the world with the cameras (Pop Sugar)

Are outspoken women are still second class citizens in Hollywood? (The Blemish)

Kiki D looks busted in Montreal (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Girls really should stop posing like this (Popoholic)

Emma Stone in fleshtones… not her best look (Go Fug Yourself)

Robert Pattinson’s BitchFace

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 6, 2010 10:03:09 April 6, 2010 10:03:09

He is shooting a movie in Budapest. Was photographed on set today demonstrating his BitchFace. Is this is what Robert Pattinson looks like when he’s giving off a “Sit DOWN”? Did he “oh no you dih-int” a Twi-Hard? Does he have a good finger snap to go along with it? Some people surprise you with their undercover skills. Full Story