Hugh says no to back-to-back

October 30, 2009 11:19:56 Posted at October 30, 2009 11:19:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oscar hosting. He apparently declined the invitation for a second round. According to Variety Hugh Jackman wants to do it again eventually, just not this year. With the HFPA announcing Ricky Gervais as their choice to host the Golden Globes, the first in 15 years, the Academy is now pressing to find a suitable frontperson who can build upon Jackman’s momentum and help avoid a ratings decline. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

October 30, 2009 10:38:00 Posted at October 30, 2009 10:38:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Calling for an English person to explain to me why Katie Price is famous (Dlisted)

The ULTIMATE Sh-t or Diarrhea. Which is which? (The Superficial)

Megan Fox in daisy dukes (Hollywood Tuna)

Madonna’s beautiful children with big personalities (Pop Sugar)

Reese Witherspoon dress porn (Just Jared)

A poll that proves that Pattinson fans are adults. CRAZY HORNY ADULTS (INO)

Brad and Johnny and their “man caves” (Cele|bitchy)

Ebola is Ebola for Halloween (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Posh will be wearing these next week (Betty Confidential)

Pop music: sex songs, sex lyrics (Popeater)

Shelfy f-cks for her next movie

October 30, 2009 09:55:07 Posted at October 30, 2009 09:55:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Smart. Go back to your roots, girl. Use your body. It’s all you have. Shrinking Shelf Ass Jessica Biel has found her next role. No longer scrounging for the Portman/Knightley/Hathaway discards, perhaps finally ready to accept that real acting is not in her future, Shelfy is now confirmed to star in and produce a comedy called F-cking Engaged about a couple who promise to f-ck every day so that their marriage won’t become stale. Full Story

Mr Shue for Raine

October 30, 2009 09:24:00 Posted at October 30, 2009 09:24:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Raine in Calgary is in quarantine with the flu. Sent me an email yesterday with a request for some Glee. How about Joe and Mr Shue?Joe Zee, the influential creative director of Elle, sat down with Matthew Morrison about the show and about his own career plans. Mr Shue is working on a solo album. Big band modernised, that’s the concept. Full Story

Emily, John, and Seth

October 30, 2009 09:15:10 Posted at October 30, 2009 09:15:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Reader sightings received yesterday… First up: a very low key Emily Blunt and John Krasinski, engaged and enjoying New York yesterday accompanied by his dog from Jamie L: I was just at the Washington Square Dog Run (NYC) and in came John Krasinski and Emily Blunt with his dog. They were really cute and sat on a bench and laughed with his arm around her the whole time. Full Story

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Chicken Fried 3

October 30, 2009 08:16:26 Posted at October 30, 2009 08:16:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The video. Dean just sent it around with the caption “She doesn’t dance, but she also looks sober”. This, of course, killed me. Because Dean always finds the perfect way to say it. Chicken Fried Britney’s glossy 3 and a half minute fluff piece boiled down to simple steps and sobriety. Full Story

Average Cat

October 30, 2009 07:27:40 Posted at October 30, 2009 07:27:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Drama. Beanie Sigel’s Jay-Z diss track – have you heard it? Beanie is signed to Roc-a-fella and some say he wants out buy Jay won’t let him and that he’s still pissed because Jay didn’t come to see him in prison, and had him removed from his September 11th tribute concert. Full Story

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Dear Gossips,

For months it’s been all about Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson and whether or not the book has become the real. Now less than a month before the release of New Moon, Twilight’s other main star Taylor Lautner is making his own play for romantic headlines, dominating the gossip front this week with not one but two highly publicised outings with his new girlfriend Taylor Swift, not seeming to mind the attention at all, and quite the departure from his last relationship when his team seemed to be rather resistant to the idea of promoting his romantic entanglements. But TSwizzle is very,very popular. And New Moon is Taylor’s movie. And they’re so f-cking cute, why not exploit that while it’s there for the taking? More on this later and also on the controversy surrounding the Brange books.

It’s Thursday. Am blogging all day from Tofino.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Did you watch last night on DirecTV? The FNL season premiere? How’s this for episode 2? I hate Joe McCoy so much and this is good. The show needed a villain to Coach’s hero. Also Riggs is getting a cougar. If you need to know more about this click here.

PPS. Remind me again why you’re not seeing this show? Seasons 1 to 3 are available on DVD. Oh right, it’s because you’re too busy turning Jon & Kate into major superstars. Carry on.

And…scene

October 29, 2009 15:46:45 Posted at October 29, 2009 15:46:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The wrap party was last Saturday (and for those of you who keep asking, yes, contrary to what multiple outlets reported, Kristen Stewart was there though she kept it ultra low key and seemed exhausted) but Twilight Eclipse did not actually wrap until late last night/early Thursday morning. It was a closed set, it was Stewart and Robert Pattinson, and it was “Bella” trying to open her flower to “Edward” and some other corny speak. Full Story

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