…the f-ck??? For those who’ve never been to Maxfield in West Hollywood… Super ultra luxe. Like crazy crazy luxe. I once became obsessed with a Rick Owens jacket there and Jacek told me I could jump up his ass because it would have meant not making our car payments for 6 months. Maxfield is a store filled with beautiful things. Full Story
The search for John Mayer’s pissing protégé (Dlisted)
This is what happens when dumb people make other dump people famous (The Superficial)
Future Ebola Victim before infection (Just Jared)
Megan Fox: demure clothes can’t wash her skank (Hollywood Tuna)
Kellan Lutz loves it when you look at his big pipes (Pop Sugar)
More hot daddy handholding (INO)
Nothing classier than gel nails covering a nipple (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Probably bullsh-t but Porny has a new QB (Cele|bitchy)
Lilo can’t apply her own self tanner (Popeater)
Ebola to contaminate airwaves again. And your kids' iPhones (The Blemish)
He’s RDJ. In London. He can get away with the purse. But the pants… I never want to see these pants on a man who brings the quiver. Not only because these pants are usually associated with douchebags and thick chains riding around in tricked out Hondas blasting Flo Rida so loud the ground shakes down the entire block but also because these pants, they bulge in weird places, they catch the light from odd angles, they pinch in the wrong corners, and like a pervert your eyes are always drawn to the groin and then you’re trying to make out penis shapes and this is not what I want from my RDJ. Full Story
And this time he’s not married. It’s progress. This is Sienna Miller on family holiday in Ibiza with her new boyfriend DJ George Baker. Last year she was in a bikini with Balthazar Getty further tarnishing her reputation. After a tumultuous on again/off again relationship, Balthy has apparently gone back to his wife and four children while Sienna seems to have moved on, enjoying a career on the upswing with the baffling success of G. Full Story
Happy birthday K!!!! You are the greatest sister I could ever ask for and I am beside myself with excitement for our upcoming shopping trip in NYC (only 13 more sleeps!!). Even though I can't be there in person I hope you have a great day. You Know You Love Me (and I definitely love you!) xoxo N To Matthew and The Fast Romantics Full Story
It was a choice between Goonies and The Boat That Rocked last night on the flight from Vancouver to Toronto. Actually, there was much more but The Ghosts of Girlfriends Past and Fast & Furious are more like last resorts, not choices.
Anyway, much as I love Chunk, spending two hours with Bill Nighy was too good an opportunity to turn down even after an upgrade to a fully flat capable pod seat. And while The Boat was probably at least 20 minutes too long, being a shameless anglophile, I love, love, loved it all. Might not be the most profound movie ever made but it was smiles the whole time, missed it when it was over, and the soundtrack is kick f-cking ass and it just looked like such fun to make, like the actors couldn’t wait to get to work every day, and that sort of enthusiasm is infectious through the screen.
It’s also the first time I’ve found Philip Seymour Hoffman mildly attractive. Yes. THAT Philip Seymour Hoffman. I’ve also now a raging crush on Tom Sturridge: so beautiful, so sweet, so YOUNG. Sigh. It’s back to that.
The Boat That Rocked will be released, finally, in North America on August 28. Rock ‘n’ Roll forever.
Thursday – am blogging all day from Toronto, here for Lara’s wedding, and thanks for all the mail re: Jacek. Appreciate your support, and your hate too. He managed to piss off some Twi-Hards. “Danigirl” says he’s an asshole and must have “moobs”.
Yours in gossip,
Look at Posh’s face. The foundation. The skintone lips. She looks hideous. F-cking hideous. It’s Victoria Beckham today in Boston for the American Idol auditions wearing ten inches of foundation and bronzer. She had toned down this sh-t, you see, to appease Anna Wintour as she campaigned for that Vogue cover. Full Story