February 19, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 19, 2010 07:56:26 February 19, 2010 07:56:26

This is for Jill’s dad and the students and crew on the Concordia: wishing you well, thinking of you, be safe, and come home soon. A shout out to Audrey who is ringing in her 40th this weekend at Collingwood with 21 of her "BESTIES"! Happy Birthday! And for Laney and Judson who have been reading from the beginning – congratulations on Shelby Elaine Sanders. Full Story

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Dear Gossips,

There was a late post last night re: HBC and the sweater giveaway. Scroll down to see photos of Cory Monteith and Wayne Gretzky modelling theirs. As for the Olympics, life is like one long sleepless day. Which is why I thought that the men’s free skate was last night.  Read Full Intro

GOOPy workout and her Friends

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 18, 2010 15:47:42 February 18, 2010 15:47:42

GOOP is still tight with Tracy Anderson. Or... GOOP has money in Tracy Anderson’s Method and needs to protect her investment. Whatever the reason, today’s newsletter is about fitness and, specifically, Anderson’s fitness system. Note however they way Gwyneth words her introduction:“Many of you may already know of my passion for the Tracy Anderson Method and my investment in it. Full Story

Lessons in Sport by Joe and Kevin Jonas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 18, 2010 14:35:16 February 18, 2010 14:35:16

Written by Jacek You can always count on the Jonas brothers for some photo gold, especially when it comes to their attempts at athleticism. I’m no gossip guru and probably have a pretty selective memory when it comes to most celebrity subjects, but it seems to me that 80% of the time the Jonas brothers are photographed they’re attempting to be athletic in some way. Full Story

Now THIS is fluffy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 18, 2010 13:21:00 February 18, 2010 13:21:00

Written by Jacek I’ve basically ordered Lainey to go to sleep for a few hours at this stage in the day cause I can sense she’s about to crash. More from her to come later in the day but for now I’m stepping in for one or two words. Lainey might have already mentioned this but if she did I missed it. Full Story

Pip and Clingy Fashion Week

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 18, 2010 12:05:50 February 18, 2010 12:05:50

Jessica Biel was all over New York at the shows yesterday. She’s thinnified her body, she’s in with Wintour thanks to Justin Timberlake, now she’s trying to reinvent herself as a fashion girl, understanding that many of her more talented peers have signed prestigious endorsement contracts. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 18, 2010 11:12:41 February 18, 2010 11:12:41

Did the paps f-ck with Angelina in post? (Dlisted)

Can’t believe this is the pride of British Columbia. And I don’t mean the Games (The Superficial)

Elton John, sh-t disturber (Popeater)

Christina Hendricks: a rare miss (Hollywood Tuna)

Nicole and Joel courtside (Pop Sugar)

Lolita Panettiere in a bikini with a surfboard (Popoholic)

HATE this Alicia Keys cover (Just Jared)

Shaki and Rafa! (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Demi’s tear ducts aren’t frozen. Does Nicole Kidman cry? (INO)

OMG! The Russian Swan!!! (Go Fug Yourself)

Is she still a minor?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 18, 2010 10:31:04 February 18, 2010 10:31:04

Ali Lohan is 16 years old. Believe it. She was in London the other night with her older sister Lindsay and was photographed out on the town looking like this. THIS. 16 is still underage right? So, like, she should be supervised by an adult? And Lindsay Lohan, in and out of rehab, cranked out of her f-cking mind, this is considered proper adult supervision? What the f-ck is Dina Lohan doing? Look at her. Full Story

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One Holy Twin to see

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 18, 2010 09:41:00 February 18, 2010 09:41:00

The Brange is now in Italy for 3 months while Angelina shoots a movie with Johnny Depp. The entire family has hunkered down in Venice as local paps salivate over every outing. Like this one - Miss Zahara out with Brange along with her little bro Knox Leon. Let's call him KL. It's a clean shot of his little face which looks remarkably like the Chosen One's face, a perfect hybrid of their pulchritudinous parents. Full Story

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The Italian Queen, American TV

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 18, 2010 08:08:47 February 18, 2010 08:08:47

Oh clever girl. Elisabetta Canalis, better known as George Clooney’s piece, is apparently in talks to join the TNT show Leverage. According to Us Weekly she has been cast as a recurring character. Full Story

5 Factor Journal: Day 3

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 18, 2010 08:03:16 February 18, 2010 08:03:16

I know we’re still early in the game but Jacek is amazed at my energy. And I haven’t been a crusty bitch. He, you see, is the first to suffer when I’m on an all night, no sleep assignment. We just moved, the house is a mess, and he’d been bracing for “the horns”. He says two horns come out of my head when I turn into a raging cow. Full Story