Full Porny < Tila?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2010 06:59:20 January 14, 2010 06:59:20

Jessica Simpson went out with friends last night and cranked up the full Porny. For those of you who are new to the site, now you know why that’s her name. Porny. She can’t help but look Porny. Not with those breasts. Jesus, those breasts. It’s obscene. How does it breathe? You could put a tv dinner tray on her rack and it wouldn’t move. Full Story

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January 14, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2010 06:33:25 January 14, 2010 06:33:25

CARE is Canada’s global force dedicated to defending dignity and fighting poverty by empowering the world's most vulnerable and greatest resource for change : women and girls. CARE is set up for donations and has a country office up and running in Haiti ALREADY. Click here Full Story

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Dear Gossips,

And the late night war rages on. And almost all of them are taking it to Jay Leno. No matter the network, no matter the time slot, from Kimmel to Ferguson and Letterman and Conan, it is unanimous – according to his peers, Jay is an obsequious network asskissing chump, Conan is getting f-cked over.  Read Full Intro

The unfrumpy slit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2010 15:32:29 January 13, 2010 15:32:29

Marion Cotillard in Rome today at the premiere of Nine in an Angelina Jolie-esque matron back ensemble that at first glance is kinda frumpy and then she turned to the side and, well, not to get all perv but it’s hard for the eye not to follow her hamstring right up to what looks like an impossibly perfect curve of the asscheek, oh la. Full Story

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Stop stealing the GMD’s pose

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2010 13:58:19 January 13, 2010 13:58:19

Please! He is an original. And his classic pose “playing” in the playground should never be imitated. It is never the same. EVER. But here’s Cristiano Ronaldo, in his new ads for Armani, holding onto his imaginary business in his pocket fronting like he’s the sweaty pervy equivalent of the GMD. Full Story

A tricked out vagina sells books

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2010 12:01:29 January 13, 2010 12:01:29

Every dumb twat has a book out these days. Is it easy to write a book? It must be. Not for people who can actually write, of course, but definitely easy for people writing for idiots. How else can you explain Tori Spelling’s two bestsellers? Now it’s Size 2 Jennifer Love Hewitt. Because she’s dated, like, everyone. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2010 11:22:00 January 13, 2010 11:22:00

Please stop wearing figuring skating costumes as cocktail dresses (Hollywood Tuna)

It’s wrong to laugh, it’s wrong to laugh, it’s wrong to laugh (Dlisted)

Suck on this Kim Kardashian (The Superficial)

Heidi Klum’s girls in pink (Popsugar)

Rihanna + W = WIN (JustJared)

Jennifer Aniston’s hard nipples are intimidating (Cele|bitchy)

Are we supposed to be wearing bikinis like this now? Where you can almost see the vaggie? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Blake bearding for Chace? (Betty Confidential)

Worse rationale EVER (Towleroad)

Jay “Big Jaw” Leno throws a hissy fit and Seacrest weeps (Popeater)

Love for Anthony Mackie & Liveblogging the Globes!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2010 08:39:17 January 13, 2010 08:39:17

The Hurt Locker has managed to stay in the game. Because it’s so great. Even though it was released so long ago, The Hurt Locker is a top awards contender, there’s no doubt that the film will receive a nod for Best Picture and Katherine Bigelow could be the first female director to win a Best Director Oscar. Full Story

The greatest gift of all time ever and ever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2010 07:53:33 January 13, 2010 07:53:33

How about some Celine on a Wednesday? You love it. I love it! Celine Dion took her tour around the world last year. She gifted her voice to millions of people and they gifted her back with love and devotion, mesmerised by her bedazzled crotch. What? Yes. The trailer. See if for yourself. Celine Dion: Through the Eyes of the World will hit theatres next month. Full Story

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