How to get Strange

August 10, 2009 16:39:53 Posted at August 10, 2009 16:39:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My shamef-ck is Ed Westwick. For some of you, it’s Russell Brand. Don’t lie. I know. Especially if you’ve read My Booky Wook. Best title ever. And look at him. In London shooting Get Him To The Greek in his amazing exercise outfit skeezing out the world, loving every minute, and collecting a LOT of strange along the way. Full Story

How to behave

August 10, 2009 14:56:48 Posted at August 10, 2009 14:56:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Like a douche? So apparently it wasn’t his mother – click here to read Sunday’s article about John Mayer out for dinner with two older ladies in his monogrammed jacket trying to be funny. Full Story

How to Post Grad

August 10, 2009 11:58:36 Posted at August 10, 2009 11:58:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gilmore Girls + Friday Night Lights… I was never hooked on Rory and Lorelei. But I am terribly, terribly fond of Alexis Bledel. As you know, I’m also balls crazy about Friday Night Lights. Friday Night Lights actors are almost always ignored. So how about some love for Zach Gilford and his co-star Alexis Bledel at Teen Choice last night to promote Post Grad? It doesn’t look super original. Full Story

How to use your boyfriend

August 10, 2009 11:35:19 Posted at August 10, 2009 11:35:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shelf Ass Jessica Biel was photographed with the Pip after a walk with the dogs. She’s also been spotted on set of Valentine’s Day, that movie that stars everyone. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

August 10, 2009 11:06:52 Posted at August 10, 2009 11:06:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Chicken Fried Britney is missing something (Dlisted)

Benji Madden left this for Ebola? Dumb. (Hollywood Tuna)

Cameron Diaz: the class of last night (Just Jared)

Jeremy Piven vs Mango! (The Superficial)

So. F-cking. Cute! (Pop Sugar)

Filthy Scab has no beauty secrets (no kidding) and wakes up every morning with…her minister? (INO)

Oh shame. Gwyneth gets smacked down by a no lister (Cele|bitchy)

Can’t put my finger on what’s weird about Heather Graham’s body (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Brunette famewhore becomes blonde famewhore (Popeater)

Ugh. Halle Berry BumpWatch (ASL)

How to be a player

August 10, 2009 09:26:56 Posted at August 10, 2009 09:26:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Aniston, also known as 40 and Fabulous!, has been battling Snapface Renee Zellweger, 40 too, for the affections of Bradley Cooper. Renee seems to have surged ahead of late. She and Coop (with whom she co-starred on Case 39) and a couple of friends (?) are currently in Barcelona, having travelled there together out of New York. Full Story

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How to be a Manslinger

August 10, 2009 09:15:12 Posted at August 10, 2009 09:15:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ashley Greene is heading back to Vancouver. Before leaving this morning she said goodbye to Chace Crawford. With her lips. See? And his eyes are closed… Because… You fill in the blank. With a boy. Ashley and Chace were both at the Teen Choice Awards last night. Wonder if they slept or if he kept her up asking a million questions about Robert Pattinson’s favourite colours. Full Story

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How to be gross

August 10, 2009 08:13:59 Posted at August 10, 2009 08:13:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ew! F-ck! Sick! Check out Ed Westwick shamef-cking the Teen Choice Awards last night… I can’t look at thisWithout dry heaving and yetI still cannot stop Lara and I have him in common. We send each other crude texts about him, texts I’d love to publish but the prudey ones among you would surely complain. Full Story

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How to be the same

August 10, 2009 07:43:00 Posted at August 10, 2009 07:43:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There was an article published recently about the new Hollywood Leading Man – click here to read - claiming they’re all looking “eerily similar”, super generic, and it’s hard to tell one from the other, leaving the writer to posit that there’s an alarming shortage of real men among celebrities because they’ve all been replaced by floppy haired boys. Full Story

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How to be 20

August 10, 2009 06:50:11 Posted at August 10, 2009 06:50:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She still has a year to go but it’s hard to believe Kristen Stewart and Hayden Panettiere are only 12 months apart. One seems to be well into her 30s. The other is content at 19, embracing 19, dressing the way a 19 year old can – with imagination, with creativity, with originality… Kristen Stewart isn’t a fashion plate every day. Full Story

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How not to be 20

August 10, 2009 06:29:51 Posted at August 10, 2009 06:29:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hayden Panettiere dressing like a former beauty queen now divorced mother of 2 trying to hitch her next ride. It’s the Teen Choice Awards. They replaced the red carpet with astroturf. The prize is a surfboard. Would you say, for a 19 year old girl, this is the best costume for the day? Sure. For a girl who desperately wants to be 30, and date 30 too. Full Story