Manslinger sex machine

October 28, 2009 20:03:44 Posted at October 28, 2009 20:03:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The World Series is happening right now in New York as the Yankees host the Phillies in Game 1 with ARod running a hot streak and everyone attributing it to the Manslinger's good loving. Straight up old fashioned good loving, that apparently is the Manslinger secret. According to Us Weekly Full Story

Nimble Queen

October 28, 2009 13:10:02 Posted at October 28, 2009 13:10:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Elton John played Barcelona last night. Looks like it was an energetic performance. Never knew the Queen was so flexible. We are sitting in the ferry line right now and I’m tempted to get out of the car and try this on the hood. I have to know if I can pull the same move. Jacek keeps telling me I’m too uncoordinated. Full Story

Scabby’s allnighter bloat

October 28, 2009 12:45:37 Posted at October 28, 2009 12:45:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Scabby was out last night in London wearing a pink dress and Lindsay Lohan’s busted face. In fairness to Scabby, she’s like 40 plus. When you factor in all the gangrushes on her ass, it’s understandable the way she looks. Lilo at 23 is a f-cking crime. But how much class is Pam? Those long tacky ass silver fake nails and a dress that might as well cost less than my sandwich – and the worst part is, some bitches actually call this a style inspiration. Full Story

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What’s up with Dandy?

October 28, 2009 12:00:20 Posted at October 28, 2009 12:00:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Matthew Broderick is working on a new Broadway production called The Starry Messenger. According to the New York Daily News, during the first preview on Monday night, theatergoers were bitching that he was completely unprepared, had to be reminded of his lines at least 10 times, and repeatedly muttered apologies under his breath. Full Story

Gosling Porn

October 28, 2009 10:39:37 Posted at October 28, 2009 10:39:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Have to finish packing and hit the road, next post will be from the car but for now, enjoy yet another set of quiver inducing photos of Ryan Gosling and Dead Man’s Bones from their show in Portland the other night thanks to Erika R. Confession: I might have wasted time, a LOT of time, this morning simply staring at his forearms. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

October 28, 2009 10:19:44 Posted at October 28, 2009 10:19:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Heidi Montag tries to compete with Noah Cyrus (Hollywood Tuna)

A Twi-Hard got lost last night and this is where she ended up (Dlisted)

How long before Lindsay Lohan tried to throw this up? (The Superficial)

Tyra Banks tries to compete with Noah Cyrus (Just Jared)

Kingston Rossdale rules the pumpkin patch (Pop Sugar)

Favourite bullsh-t story of the week: Cameron Diaz meddles with Robo’s womb! (Cele|bitchy)

Even when she’s not trying to Ashley Greene still brings the nip (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

SheWolf is feeling fertile (INO)

When will this bitch start dating Ebola? (Towleroad)

Did he black her out because she was talking about poo? (Popeater)

Girls share everything

October 28, 2009 10:06:55 Posted at October 28, 2009 10:06:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Even boys? Oh the kids. The kids are writing a new book with a new code. Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez went out last night for dinner and frozen yoghurt, girls on a girls’ night, just two nights after date night and a sleepover when TSwizzle hooked up with T Lautner at the hockey game and then at a hotel on Sunday Full Story

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Courtside premiere

October 28, 2009 09:22:01 Posted at October 28, 2009 09:22:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Lakers opened against the Clippers last night and as usual Staples Centre was full of stars including Charlize Theron and Stuart Townsend all loved up courtside, a Posh-less Becks still growing that sh-t all over his face, Sacha Baron Cohen on a rare evening in front of cameras, and the ubiquitous Jack Nicholson, unofficial mascot for the Lakers and, some would argue (with the exception of last year), the Oscars. Full Story

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Sunny & Scowl

October 28, 2009 08:28:20 Posted at October 28, 2009 08:28:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A spectacular Reese Witherspoon showed up at the Avon event in New York last night. And she knows it too. Look at that smug little face. America’s Sunshine is the Avon spokesperson, and she certainly pulled it all out for the photos to make sure the Avon name gets enough play today. As for Jakey, well, he’s in NYC too. Full Story

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Pat-Ro

October 28, 2009 08:14:47 Posted at October 28, 2009 08:14:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They tried to satirise Twilight on Gossip Girl on Monday. It would have been more clever if their fake Robert Pattinson wasn’t ugly. However “Patrick Roberts”, or Pat-Ro has Michelle dubbed him, was sickening. Wanted to throw up. Ew. He’s also not an open mouth breather. This is an important attribute when casting for Pattinson clone. Full Story