Jacek, she’s too skinny

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2010 08:22:00 January 12, 2010 08:22:00

Mila Kunis is one of my husband Jacek’s favourite girls. After Marion Cotillard and Penelope Cruz, Mila ranks along with Portman and McAdams and sometimes Shaki. But Mila last night turned up at the LA premiere of The Book of Eli looking much much smaller. Like scary smaller. Not that she wasn’t small to begin with, of course she was, but now it’s Ellen Pompeo styles. Full Story

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The Italian Queen’s New York pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2010 07:39:08 January 12, 2010 07:39:08

I’ve been accused at times of speaking in hyperbole but it’s impossible to overstate the Italian Queen’s impressive trajectory: in 6 short months she has been whitewashed and elevated, lauded by his friends and associates, accepted in the most elite circles. You think that Larson broad was invited to regularly roll with the Brange? Come on now. Full Story

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Hands free

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2010 07:18:00 January 12, 2010 07:18:00

A quickie. Who makes sure that her husband has someone on staff specifically to hold her bag while she watches him at work? This is the employee’s only job responsibility. This person does nothing else but hold the bag. There’s no multitasking here. Because the bag can’t be put away in a room or on a table. Full Story

The Only For Sookie look

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2010 06:50:27 January 12, 2010 06:50:27

Remember True Blood last season when Sookie dreamt about being in bed with Eric and they were sex talking and she was all like, I know you’re not an asshole through and through and he answered something to the effect that his soft side was “only for Sookie”? Well isn’t this is the Only For Sookie look? Hot. Full Story

James McAvoy for a cold

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2010 06:14:17 January 12, 2010 06:14:17

Oh well now this is helpful. Am a disgusting snotty mess but will never complain about waking up to new photos of James McAvoy, especially since they’re so hard to come by. This is James in LA last night for the premiere of The Last Station. He’ll be headed to Vancouver soon to begin work on the tentatively titled I’m With Cancer with Seth Rogen and Anna Kendrick. Full Story

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Monday, January 11, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Entertainment Weekly has a “Bullseye” feature on the back page of every issue – cool items closest the centre, lame sh-t near the outside. Last week, a photo of Susan Boyle was featured near the fringe with the following caption:If she’s sold 2.  Read Full Intro

Jennifer Connelly shoe porn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 11, 2010 15:05:57 January 11, 2010 15:05:57

Arriving at Letterman today likely to promote Creation about Charles Darwin. Connelly plays Darwin’s wife and her real life husband Paul Bettany as the man himself. The film opens January 22nd. I always forget she won an Oscar. Because theirs is a low key life. They stay off the scene, they work hard, they don’t famewhore unnecessarily, and they try to keep their sh-t private. Full Story

Overdressed Glee next Blake?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 11, 2010 14:04:00 January 11, 2010 14:04:00

Blair Waldorf is the star on Gossip Girl. Period. But Leighton Meester is not the marquee star of Gossip Girl. Even though she’s the better actor, even though she plays the superior character, even though she gets the best lines, Leighton is undeniably and criminally the Andrew Ridgeley to Blake Lively’s George Michael. Full Story

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Porny motorboat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 11, 2010 12:09:00 January 11, 2010 12:09:00

I married an immature perv who considers Wedding Crashers and Old School the two finest films ever made. There’s a part in You’ve Got Mail when Tom Hanks tells Meg Ryan that everything in life can be related back to The Godfather, you remember? Well for Jacek, all of life’s problems can be solved by Wedding Crashers and/or Old School. Full Story

This is not sad news

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 11, 2010 11:38:50 January 11, 2010 11:38:50

Many of you have emailed re: Taylor Kitsch and the comments from Friday Night Lights producer Jason Katims that he’s leaving the show. You have anticipated that I’ll be sad. Quite the opposite actually. Kitsch will no longer be a regular featured player on FNL because he’s headlining his own Disney blockbuster John Carter of Mars which, if successful, could become a franchise. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 11, 2010 11:15:53 January 11, 2010 11:15:53

Michael K raises an interesting dilemma. I’d prefer to see Jesus a different way in my fantasies with Becks (Dlisted)

Blake’s breasts get her a job. And an escape? (The Superficial)

The worst red and silver combination I’ve ever seen (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

WHY? Why do bitches do this to themselves!?!?(Hollywood Tuna)

Marion and all the boys (Popsugar)

Sandra Dee Glee!(JustJared)

Vanessa Paradis – you gloat! (cele|bitchy)

Derek Jeter marrying Lyla Garrity? (INO)

OK McConaughey. That’s pretty f-cking cute (ASL)

Seinfeld fellated the network that’s carrying his new show (Popeater)