The Chosen Thumb

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 29, 2010 14:35:40 March 29, 2010 14:35:40

She visited her ma on set today, this is The Chosen One Shiloh Jolie Pitt with her minders, followed by her sister Miss Zahara being nudged along by a staffer. Note Miss Z’s massive grown up lady purse. KILLS ME. What could she possibly be carrying around in there? Some stickers? Maybe a cookie? Love it so much. Full Story

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Cam D booty shorts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 29, 2010 13:35:29 March 29, 2010 13:35:29

Shelfy Jessica Biel must be very happy that the Pip wasn’t on set the other day. Because goddamn. Check it - Cameron Diaz shooting scenes for Bad Teacher in a pair of denim booty shorts with wedges that no doubt would have reminded him of what it felt like when those legs were wrapped around his waist. Full Story

Your mother is missing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 29, 2010 12:25:30 March 29, 2010 12:25:30

By now I'm sure you've seen these photos of a busted face Lindsay Lohan out and about in LA the other night with curious white powder floating out of her shoes. Automatic assumption would be cocaine. Obviously. I mean it's Lilo after all. However, more probably, as Michael K from Dlisted.com Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 29, 2010 11:15:37 March 29, 2010 11:15:37

See? Other bitches like ‘em young too (Dlisted)

Washed up bunnies in bikinis (The Superficial)

Sandra Bullock: signs of the decision (Popeater)

One of the Kardashians posts her single tits on Twitter (Hollywood Tuna)

Adrien Brody has to promote French Disney …? (Just Jared)

Tom & Gisele at a wedding (Pop Sugar)

Robert Pattinson goes to the movies (ASL)

Everyone posts Twitter breasts (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Alba Bitch gets to judge people (INO)

Peaches is FIRED! (Cele|bitchy)

Taupe & Legs Theron

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 29, 2010 10:19:13 March 29, 2010 10:19:13

Also at the Matt Damon American Cinematheque – Jennifer Garner in a midnight blue cocktail, I love. Taupe also spoke on stage, roasting Damon in reference to his relationship with Ben Affleck. Taupe made a funny! "Ben is half of one of the greatest love stories ever told. Not with me. The actual prototype for the great Hollywood Bromance . Full Story

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Empire Men...and a BoyMan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 29, 2010 09:17:42 March 29, 2010 09:17:42

Last night in London at the Empire Film Awards, Jude Law showed up, as handsome as ever, after spending a few days in Paris shooting his Dior ad with Guy Ritchie. F-------ck he is pretty right now. It’s been said over and over but goddamn it’s too hard not to repeat. Also quivering some loins – Sam Worthington was there to collect the Best Film Award for Avatar. Full Story

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Jackson Rathbone & the Twilight makeup artist

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 29, 2010 08:24:51 March 29, 2010 08:24:51

Even Twi-Hards will agree: the wig and makeup situation in the Twilight movies is f-cking busted. This is supposed to be the most ridiculously beautiful family maybe ever, and instead when Jasper comes on the screen looking like a crazed clown, the laughs far outnumber the moists. Which is almost criminal. Full Story

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Bad shoes and a finger up the ass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 29, 2010 07:50:45 March 29, 2010 07:50:45

Tiresome. This sh-t is tiresome. Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler are making their way through Europe to promote The Bounty Hunter which, after two weeks, has earned just under $40 million, not exactly a box office win. So they need to keep hustling, hoping that international numbers will be more promising. Full Story

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Matt Damon’s longer hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 29, 2010 07:20:47 March 29, 2010 07:20:47

Love it. Matt Damon, joined by his wife Luciana, received the 24th annual American Cinematheque Award this weekend in front of a star studded audience that included Bill Clinton, Clint Eastwood, Don Cheadle, and many, many more. As you can see, Matt’s grown out his hair a little. It’s curling at the nape of his neck. Full Story

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Demi Moore, pontificator

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 29, 2010 06:56:57 March 29, 2010 06:56:57

Excellent candidate for Seth Meyers on Saturday Night Live to get “Really!?!” on her tight ass. Because Demi Moore is becoming insufferable. As you know, Demi is all over Twitter. Trying to stay relevant or, as she would explain, using the platform to inform and educate and promote awareness. Full Story

March 29, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 29, 2010 06:37:56 March 29, 2010 06:37:56

Congrats to Martin L. of Quebec for winning the OSiS/Schwarzkopf Professional “Party Like a Rock Star” contest. Have fun in St. John’s! To Heather L - welcome back to the office! We know you're sad to be leaving baby Z at home but we're so glad you're back. Looking forward to sharing smut with you during coffee breaks, lunch breaks, morning breaks. Full Story