She works hard on this body. And the results are obvious. And she deserves it. Because Christina Ricci used to be sickly skinny. Like near death skinny. And then it seems she got over it and accepted the body she was born with. Which is tight and toned and shapely, muscular legs, a tiny waist, full breasts, and a great f-cking ass. Full Story
It’s shaping up to be a sh-tty day for Jennifer Aniston. Photos of the Brange electrifying the red carpet last night with their hotness will be all over everywhere. And now these – of her ex boyfriend Vince Vaughn strolling around contentedly before dinner last night in Hollywood – well they won’t help either. Full Story
Angie actually fashionable? Yes. She was not the benevolent earth mother last night. No, it was a throwback to the badass. And when she tries, when Angelina Jolie puts even a half hearted attempt into looking good, there really is no one else. That face. Her skin… Brad took Angelina out for dinner on Saturday night and it was a precursor to last night’s Inglourious Basterds premiere – how she glowed with little makeup on a date with her man to an Italian restaurant on what’s supposed to be the luckiest day of the year. Full Story
Finally a box office win for Sienna Miller courtesy of G.I. Joe, perhaps the first time she’s been attached to a movie that’s actually made money. And this of course was the intention. Despite horrid comments from critics, Joe earned more than $55 million at the box office. My favourite review comes courtesy Roger Ebert. He says he hated G.I. Joe less than Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen but still…
It is sure to be enjoyed by those whose movie appreciation is defined by the ability to discern that moving pictures and sound are being employed to depict violence. Nevertheless, it is better than Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. There is never any clear sense in the action of where anything is in relation to anything else. You get more of a binary action strategy. You see something, it fires. You see something else, it gets hit. Using the power of logic, you deduce that the first thing was aiming at the second thing.
(500) Days of Summer is, yes, indeed the sleeper hit of the summer. Go see!
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Today – JailBait Miley Cyrus is 16 years old. She performed at the Teen Choice Awards last night on a pole. More from the TCAs below. Am online all day, check back often.
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My shamef-ck is Ed Westwick. For some of you, it’s Russell Brand. Don’t lie. I know. Especially if you’ve read My Booky Wook. Best title ever. And look at him. In London shooting Get Him To The Greek in his amazing exercise outfit skeezing out the world, loving every minute, and collecting a LOT of strange along the way. Full Story
Gilmore Girls + Friday Night Lights… I was never hooked on Rory and Lorelei. But I am terribly, terribly fond of Alexis Bledel. As you know, I’m also balls crazy about Friday Night Lights. Friday Night Lights actors are almost always ignored. So how about some love for Zach Gilford and his co-star Alexis Bledel at Teen Choice last night to promote Post Grad? It doesn’t look super original. Full Story
Chicken Fried Britney is missing something (Dlisted)
Benji Madden left this for Ebola? Dumb. (Hollywood Tuna)
Cameron Diaz: the class of last night (Just Jared)
Jeremy Piven vs Mango! (The Superficial)
So. F-cking. Cute! (Pop Sugar)
Filthy Scab has no beauty secrets (no kidding) and wakes up every morning with…her minister? (INO)
Oh shame. Gwyneth gets smacked down by a no lister (Cele|bitchy)
Can’t put my finger on what’s weird about Heather Graham’s body (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Brunette famewhore becomes blonde famewhore (Popeater)
Ugh. Halle Berry BumpWatch (ASL)
Jennifer Aniston, also known as 40 and Fabulous!, has been battling Snapface Renee Zellweger, 40 too, for the affections of Bradley Cooper. Renee seems to have surged ahead of late. She and Coop (with whom she co-starred on Case 39) and a couple of friends (?) are currently in Barcelona, having travelled there together out of New York. Full Story
Ashley Greene is heading back to Vancouver. Before leaving this morning she said goodbye to Chace Crawford. With her lips. See? And his eyes are closed… Because… You fill in the blank. With a boy. Ashley and Chace were both at the Teen Choice Awards last night. Wonder if they slept or if he kept her up asking a million questions about Robert Pattinson’s favourite colours. Full Story