The GMD needs a hug

November 2, 2009 07:02:11 Posted at November 2, 2009 07:02:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last week was a rough one for Xenu. And while the Church’s most high profile member stayed quiet in Boston, busy at work on his new film, it looks like midgey may have needed a hug from his favourite cheerleader. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes went for a run at the weekend but not in New York (no marathon this time), holding hands afterwards to celebrate a great workout during which he supposedly yelled at her Full Story

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November 2, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

November 2, 2009 06:42:55 Posted at November 2, 2009 06:42:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My cousins Cat and Dex celebrated their first Halloween as parents. Sasha had two costumes: inside Rafa Nadal (Cat is obsessed with him), outside a giraffe, and both accessorised by drool. Please. I know I’m biased, but this kid is irresistible. I have big plans for him. A big smutty shout-out and welcome back to Jillian after recovering from your surgery two weeks ago. Full Story

Friday, October 30, 2009

Dear Gossips,

The cast of Glee is embarking on a mall tour to promote the Glee soundtrack due out next Tuesday November 3. Here’s the track listing. Perhaps it’ll hold you over until the new episode airs on November 11 after the World Series which, judging from last night’s Yankee comeback, could go the distance. Sigh. I was sad for Pedro, you?

As for you Canadian Glee fans, Cory Monteith was just announced as a presenter at the Gemini Awards on November 14th in Calgary.

It’s Friday. And it’s been an I Hate People week to the extreme. So how about this for some contrast. Bea Arthur’s $300,000 gift in support of homeless LGBT youth – click here to read more. And click here to see snippets of her final interview. I’ve received messages from several people who are lobbying for the full release. Yes please. Love her.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Books + cocktails + gossip = raising awareness for literacy and celebrating Canadian authors. Please join me at the Giller Lite Bash on November 10th. Full details click here.

Our uncle is Tadeusz

October 30, 2009 17:22:00 Posted at October 30, 2009 17:22:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Same as your baby son whose first name is Henry. Henry Tadeusz, as announced today by your spokesperson, born on October 7. October 7 is also the birthday of my Polish father-in-law. His name is Stanislaw. It’s like we’re having a Polish party together. Full Story

Moroccan sex

October 30, 2009 12:41:57 Posted at October 30, 2009 12:41:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Perhaps this is why Matthew Broderick can’t remember his lines. SJP is in Morocco shooting Sex & the City 2 and Dandy, who supposedly needs a lot of “me” time, has to do a little extra around the house, isn’t able to hang with his boys as much as he wants to. Full Story

Hugh says no to back-to-back

October 30, 2009 11:19:56 Posted at October 30, 2009 11:19:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oscar hosting. He apparently declined the invitation for a second round. According to Variety Hugh Jackman wants to do it again eventually, just not this year. With the HFPA announcing Ricky Gervais as their choice to host the Golden Globes, the first in 15 years, the Academy is now pressing to find a suitable frontperson who can build upon Jackman’s momentum and help avoid a ratings decline. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

October 30, 2009 10:38:00 Posted at October 30, 2009 10:38:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Calling for an English person to explain to me why Katie Price is famous (Dlisted)

The ULTIMATE Sh-t or Diarrhea. Which is which? (The Superficial)

Megan Fox in daisy dukes (Hollywood Tuna)

Madonna’s beautiful children with big personalities (Pop Sugar)

Reese Witherspoon dress porn (Just Jared)

A poll that proves that Pattinson fans are adults. CRAZY HORNY ADULTS (INO)

Brad and Johnny and their “man caves” (Cele|bitchy)

Ebola is Ebola for Halloween (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Posh will be wearing these next week (Betty Confidential)

Pop music: sex songs, sex lyrics (Popeater)

Shelfy f-cks for her next movie

October 30, 2009 09:55:07 Posted at October 30, 2009 09:55:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Smart. Go back to your roots, girl. Use your body. It’s all you have. Shrinking Shelf Ass Jessica Biel has found her next role. No longer scrounging for the Portman/Knightley/Hathaway discards, perhaps finally ready to accept that real acting is not in her future, Shelfy is now confirmed to star in and produce a comedy called F-cking Engaged about a couple who promise to f-ck every day so that their marriage won’t become stale. Full Story

Mr Shue for Raine

October 30, 2009 09:24:00 Posted at October 30, 2009 09:24:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Raine in Calgary is in quarantine with the flu. Sent me an email yesterday with a request for some Glee. How about Joe and Mr Shue?Joe Zee, the influential creative director of Elle, sat down with Matthew Morrison about the show and about his own career plans. Mr Shue is working on a solo album. Big band modernised, that’s the concept. Full Story

Emily, John, and Seth

October 30, 2009 09:15:10 Posted at October 30, 2009 09:15:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Reader sightings received yesterday… First up: a very low key Emily Blunt and John Krasinski, engaged and enjoying New York yesterday accompanied by his dog from Jamie L: I was just at the Washington Square Dog Run (NYC) and in came John Krasinski and Emily Blunt with his dog. They were really cute and sat on a bench and laughed with his arm around her the whole time. Full Story

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Chicken Fried 3

October 30, 2009 08:16:26 Posted at October 30, 2009 08:16:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The video. Dean just sent it around with the caption “She doesn’t dance, but she also looks sober”. This, of course, killed me. Because Dean always finds the perfect way to say it. Chicken Fried Britney’s glossy 3 and a half minute fluff piece boiled down to simple steps and sobriety. Full Story