Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 18, 2010 11:12:41 February 18, 2010 11:12:41

Did the paps f-ck with Angelina in post? (Dlisted)

Can’t believe this is the pride of British Columbia. And I don’t mean the Games (The Superficial)

Elton John, sh-t disturber (Popeater)

Christina Hendricks: a rare miss (Hollywood Tuna)

Nicole and Joel courtside (Pop Sugar)

Lolita Panettiere in a bikini with a surfboard (Popoholic)

HATE this Alicia Keys cover (Just Jared)

Shaki and Rafa! (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Demi’s tear ducts aren’t frozen. Does Nicole Kidman cry? (INO)

OMG! The Russian Swan!!! (Go Fug Yourself)

Is she still a minor?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 18, 2010 10:31:04 February 18, 2010 10:31:04

Ali Lohan is 16 years old. Believe it. She was in London the other night with her older sister Lindsay and was photographed out on the town looking like this. THIS. 16 is still underage right? So, like, she should be supervised by an adult? And Lindsay Lohan, in and out of rehab, cranked out of her f-cking mind, this is considered proper adult supervision? What the f-ck is Dina Lohan doing? Look at her. Full Story

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One Holy Twin to see

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 18, 2010 09:41:00 February 18, 2010 09:41:00

The Brange is now in Italy for 3 months while Angelina shoots a movie with Johnny Depp. The entire family has hunkered down in Venice as local paps salivate over every outing. Like this one - Miss Zahara out with Brange along with her little bro Knox Leon. Let's call him KL. It's a clean shot of his little face which looks remarkably like the Chosen One's face, a perfect hybrid of their pulchritudinous parents. Full Story

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The Italian Queen, American TV

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 18, 2010 08:08:47 February 18, 2010 08:08:47

Oh clever girl. Elisabetta Canalis, better known as George Clooney’s piece, is apparently in talks to join the TNT show Leverage. According to Us Weekly she has been cast as a recurring character. Full Story

5 Factor Journal: Day 3

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 18, 2010 08:03:16 February 18, 2010 08:03:16

I know we’re still early in the game but Jacek is amazed at my energy. And I haven’t been a crusty bitch. He, you see, is the first to suffer when I’m on an all night, no sleep assignment. We just moved, the house is a mess, and he’d been bracing for “the horns”. He says two horns come out of my head when I turn into a raging cow. Full Story

February 18, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 18, 2010 07:57:20 February 18, 2010 07:57:20

To Emma in Newfoundland, Sorry my birthday message is tardy to the party-Happy Birthday! Love, Anne. Happy 27 Birthday to my BFF Chelsea!!! Cheers to the year to come and the many exciting experiences about to happen!!! Luv Adina  Full Story

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Dear Gossips,

I have a friend who has met someone new. And they’ve been exchanging emails all day. The kinds of emails that are open to interpretation, that require several minutes of analysis before clicking send, the ones that put your stomach into a lurch as soon as they light up your screen.  Read Full Intro

Those yellow bags

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 17, 2010 17:39:55 February 17, 2010 17:39:55

For non-Canadians, HBC stands for Hudson’s Bay Company, basically Canada’s signature department store. Been around forever. Like pioneer styles. HBC is also the official Olympic clothing sponsor of Team Canada. And everyone is walking around with the gear. There are line-ups outside the store in Vancouver around the corner at all hours of the day, not just Canadians, but people from around the world dressing themselves in head to toe Maple Leaf. Full Story

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The ultimate case study

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 17, 2010 15:40:07 February 17, 2010 15:40:07

I have written very little about Tiger Woods. After a while it was hard to keep count. He totally f-cked up. He was stupid. He was arrogant. He betrayed the values for which he was sold to us to uphold. But he also didn’t kick the sh-t out of his girlfriend. And the fact that Tiger has become a punchline, instead of feared and respected, is probably the worst punishment you could inflict on him. Full Story

He wins

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 17, 2010 13:19:34 February 17, 2010 13:19:34

It used to be Jake Gyllenhaal who was the worst wearer of pants, like, ever. And then Spittle Gerard Butler came along with his snug crotch and his loser wash jeans relieving Jakey of this Bad Pants title. They are the antithesis of Brad Pitt and David Beckham. It’s a dealbreaker when a man can’t own his pants. Full Story

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She’s Michelle Obama today

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 17, 2010 12:43:22 February 17, 2010 12:43:22

Justin Timberlake’s William Rast show presents today at Fashion week. Click here to livestream the event. Of course clingy Biel wouldn’t miss this opportunity to tag along on his star. Check her out, leaving his apartment this afternoon, freshly blown out, very dressed up, almost too much for William Rast, fronting like she’s regal and elegant Michelle Obama styles. Full Story