June 14, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 14, 2010 06:50:00 June 14, 2010 06:50:00

Hey Isabelle, 40 is a number not a sentence, so don't even start about how 'old' you are! Live it up, woman! C'mon, you live in Montreal for God's sake!! Anyway, have lots of G&Ts and here's a little Clive Owen for fun. I'll think of you at the Smut Soirée. Cheers, ~Sarah Sorry Sarah! I'm a mess on the road! See you on June 28th at S. Full Story

Friday, June 11, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Did you know that Elizabeth Taylor would not show up for work if she was on her period? And that this was WRITTEN INTO HER CONTRACTS? One day, Richard Burton’s wife Sybil, having found out about the affair, stormed the set of Cleopatra and so much sh-t went down they had to suspend shooting, costing the studio $100,000.  Read Full Intro

After the snake

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2010 14:00:13 June 11, 2010 14:00:13

No doubt, it was the very best story this week. At least to me. Salma Hayek’s snake drama, a video watched over and over and over again. Because it gets funnier and funnier every time. After crushing Maya Rudolph’s lap with her stilettos, and wailing her way into our hearts, Salma is now in Paris, spotted yesterday looking like she’s still suffering from the trauma. Full Story

Even the bears hate Rossum

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2010 13:34:00 June 11, 2010 13:34:00

See? I’m not the only one who finds her sugar sh-t repellent. Turns out the Rossum is annoying across different species. Even bears. Rossum attended the Wildlife Conservation Society Spring Gala in New York last night wearing, what else?, a white wedding dress and her sickly smile. NY Magazine Full Story

It’s time to bleed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2010 13:10:00 June 11, 2010 13:10:00

Finally. My only complaint about True Blood is that the seasons are so bloody short. Then again, if True Blood were offered on a main network, there’d be a whole new other set of problems to go with it. So we’ve waited a long time, and now the third season premieres on HBO in Canada and the USA on Sunday. Full Story

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No more trailer days

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2010 12:04:13 June 11, 2010 12:04:13

Am currently obsessed with the movie star scene from the 60s thanks to Easy Riders, Raging Bulls and also of course Furious Love featuring Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton, although Warren and co were coming in as the new renegades of Hollywood after Queen Liz’s reign. Warren Beatty was the motherf-cking sh-t back in the day. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2010 11:52:18 June 11, 2010 11:52:18

Am just back from a shoot with the UFC’s Randy Couture who is also starring in the upcoming Expendables. So he showed me a few moves in the ring. And let me take him down. And now MY knee is throbbing. Sounds about right. Randy is really gentle and articulate and nice…and hot. I might have to get into this UFC business after all. A few more posts and then Jacek and I take off for LA where we’re experiencing an exclusive demo for Microsoft’s Project Natal. It’s kinda freakin’ me out how they can make this box work.

WHY does Megan Fox look like Michelle Bombshell McGee??? (Dlisted)

THIS. Is why she’s Gaga (The Superficial)

See, to me, her walk of shame was nothing. She should have stayed in that cab (Popeater)

Ashley Greene’s sick body. Again. (Hollywood Tuna)

Kellan Lutz tries to match Ashley Greene’s sick body. Again. (Just Jared)

Awwww… Glee on the beach! (Pop Sugar)

Scarlett & Ryan…and a baby? (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Just when you thought there couldn’t be any more unflattering photos of Lindsay Lohan… (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

HILARIOUS. Granny Freeze is trying to reignite the Aniston/Mayer flame (Cele|bitchy)

Gwyneth goes for the Nobel (the FAB life)

Jude & Sienna: Parisian Family Holiday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2010 10:01:00 June 11, 2010 10:01:00

Seen here at the Gare du Nord in Paris today, Jude Law and Sienna Miller with his three children, happy and relaxed and hot, even with Sienna in her mom clothes. See? Come on. They’re wearing you down. Together, Jude and Sienna, at their best, and scaled down on dramz, they’re irresistible. Full Story

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Brad, Malick, Cleopatra, and another book

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2010 08:44:25 June 11, 2010 08:44:25

Brad Pitt was spotted in Hollywood yesterday with a man who looks very much like Terrence Malick. Malick of course is the director of the upcoming Tree of Life starring Pitt and Sean Penn filmed like 85 years ago. They were hoping it would be ready for Cannes. Malick is still tweaking it. He’ll probably be tweaking it forever but now they’re hoping it will be ready for TIFF. Full Story

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The A-Team

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2010 07:54:49 June 11, 2010 07:54:49

It’s a summer blockbuster. A lot of sh-t blows up. They quip a lot. Most of the sh-t that happens is absurd, like ludicrously impossible, and the bad guys squint their eyes and the good guys, obviously, prevail. So yeah, A-Team is a good time, if that’s what you expect. Casting is indeed note perfect. Full Story