Porny in India!

October 27, 2009 08:37:55 Posted at October 27, 2009 08:37:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Simpson was photographed in India yesterday, another trip for her pseudo doc series The Price of Beauty. The price of beauty is her personal hairstylist who comes everywhere with her and is likely not paid for out of her own pocket but as part of her contract for doing the show. Anyway, there was a party in her honour last night, she stayed for 90 minutes, then went back to her hotel accompanied by the aforementioned hairstylist and her friend CaCee Cobb who used to be her personal assistant and then quit but could be her personal assistant again because she’s travelling everywhere with her now. Full Story

Spotlight on fresh faces

October 27, 2009 08:23:00 Posted at October 27, 2009 08:23:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There were a few of them last night at the Hollywood Film Festival awards gala last night. Let’s start with Jeremy Renner. Because I’ve been remiss in not giving The Hurt Locker enough love. It deserves a lot of love. After all these months though, The Hurt Locker is still getting the love. Full Story

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Dom for lunch

October 27, 2009 07:45:44 Posted at October 27, 2009 07:45:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Beyonce and Jay-Z were apart for a couple of weeks – he was touring, she was overseas – so they celebrated being together again yesterday in New York with champagne at lunch for a total meal cost of $1,200 on which they left a $500 tip. This is like loose change for them. These photos are actually rather insightful. Full Story

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Men in suits

October 27, 2009 07:40:23 Posted at October 27, 2009 07:40:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hugh Jackman and Daniel Craig took their ladies out last night at the Worldwide Orphans Foundation 5th Annual Benefit Gala in New York. Hugh, as usual, was in fine form and great spirits, because he’s always in fine form and great spirits, and this is why we love him so much. Daniel, with longtime love Satsuki Mitchell, was naturally much more reserved, still working that moustache for A Steady Rain. Full Story

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October 27, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

October 27, 2009 07:34:56 Posted at October 27, 2009 07:34:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For Hiromi “Yeung Mei” – so sorry to hear about your Gung Gung. May he rest in peace. Big hug. Help end animal cruelty – Animalia 2009 is a black tie benefit in support of the BCSPCA and the shelter’s ongoing fight to prevent animal cruelty. November 4th at the Opus Hotel, click here Full Story

Monday, October 26, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Major Xenu drama involving a powerful Hollywood player, have you heard? Paul Haggis, a member of the Church of Scientology for 35 years, is openly criticising the GMD’s religion with a letter made public detailing the reasons for his renouncement, repudiating Church policies, and exposing controversial policies for which the Church has previously been heavily criticised.

The relationship between Haggis and the Church began breaking down when he and his wife were forced to “disconnect” from her family following their decision to exit Scientology. The situation was exacerbated by the Church’s perceived support of Prop 8, denying equality to gay couples in California. Several months ago, Haggis implored Church executives to reprimand Scientologists who were making homophobic statements and supporting the bill. Despite promises to do so, the Church failed to denounce the offenders resulting in what Haggis called the “tacit” encouragement of “bigots, hypocrites and homophobes”.

It’s turning into a public relations disaster for Xenu and friends.

Snaps for Paul Haggis. But please protect Paul Haggis too.

This is a high profile, well respected member of the celebrity community not only revealing Church secrets but breaking rank with the Church in front of the entire world. And you know how the Church handles its enemies. You are right to worry for Paul. Perhaps Mark Wahlberg and his boys can take care of Paul. Mark Wahlberg isn’t a fan of the GMD’s worship house and isn’t afraid to admit it. Mark Wahlberg also likes a good rumble.

To read more about Paul Haggis and the Church, click here.

What does it all mean?

It means Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, and Little Sci have work to do. Watch.

It’s Monday – am online all day. Check back often, and please scroll down for a weekend post if you missed it.

Yours in gossip,


Is that your baby?

October 26, 2009 17:53:42 Posted at October 26, 2009 17:53:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I was so excited to see you were at the U2 show last night in LA. And did your baby come along with your baby? She’s beautiful, Alicja Bachleda-Curus is so beautiful. And you’re holding her hand and you look happy and she’s Polish and that makes me happy because I married a Pole so we have that in common but I’ve told you that already, I just like repeating it because it’s the only connection we have, other than when I interviewed you at TIFF but it’s not like you remember, you were probably missing her and I would miss her too because she seems sweet and hasn’t sold you out to any tabloids like Jude Law’s baby mother. Full Story

Robo Disconnected

October 26, 2009 14:53:24 Posted at October 26, 2009 14:53:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

That word explains everything. Per the Paul Haggis revelations mentioned in today’s open, “disconnect” is a Scientology policy that refers to the action taken against those who do not share the Xenu love. Haggis’s wife was ordered to “disconnect” from her family when they broke from the Church. Full Story

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JLo love story and pit stains

October 26, 2009 13:00:00 Posted at October 26, 2009 13:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

One of Jennifer Lopez’s ex-husbands is trying to produce a movie about their marriage, like a satirical account of how it was to have her as a wife. Radar reports that JLo, obviously, is trying to block it, and since she has more money than he does, chances are she’ll win. Full Story

Let Ricky be Ricky

October 26, 2009 12:02:18 Posted at October 26, 2009 12:02:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Hollywood Foreign Press Association has announced that for the first time in 15 years, the Golden Globe Awards will have a host: Ricky Gervais. Finally. Ricky told People:“Not only is this the biggest Hollywood celebration of the industry, which includes both film and TV, but also an environment where I feel I can get free reign as a host. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

October 26, 2009 11:22:00 Posted at October 26, 2009 11:22:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tom Cruise’s new nickname for Paul Haggis. MK is so f-cking win. (Dlisted)

Julia Roberts in a bikini (The Superficial)

More reason to love Leona Lewis (Popeater)

Lindsay Lohan: one step closer to Playboy (Hollywood Tuna)

Cam Gigandet > Orlando Bloom (Just Jared)

They remember (ASL)

Twilight + Gossip Girl (Pop Sugar)

What happens when you get kicked out of the faux castle (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Prunes for juniors (INO)

Please. She did it on purpose and still no one called her (Cele|bitchy)