Riding back for cock

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 24, 2010 06:30:48 November 24, 2010 06:30:48

No Cammie... why? Us Weekly was the first to report that Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez were seen together at Soho House last week. And now there are photos to prove it. The paps caught the two – click here - luxuriating on a boat in Miami. So I guess she needed some cock for the holiday. Full Story

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Dear Gossips,

So now we have a date. April 29, 2011. It’s a Friday. And the whole country gets a holiday because of it. An extra long holiday actually as the following Monday is already a day off. We have 5 months to talk this to death.  Read Full Intro

Hard not to assume the worst

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 23, 2010 14:00:22 November 23, 2010 14:00:22

Rachel Weisz is currently in London shooting The Deep Blue Sea. All’s quieted now, three weeks after news broke that she and Darren Aronofsky have separated. You may recall, TMZ reported that Rachel and Daniel Craig were seeing each other. Since then there have been no sightings. Since then there’s been no further information. Full Story

Hard-off: Clive vs Spittle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 23, 2010 13:14:47 November 23, 2010 13:14:47

Look at Clive Owen at the GQ Magazine Awards yesterday in Spain. He’s awesome. But I feel like he’s being doing this sh-t a lot. And exclusively. Store openings, jewellery shows, a lot of “Celebrity Appearances” and not that much work in between. No, no, I don’t mean to say that he doesn’t work at all, but you’d think he could work much more than he does. Full Story

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Weekly Live Blog - Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 23, 2010 11:43:00 November 23, 2010 11:43:00

Are we going to argue about whether or not Jessica Simpson is pregnant? One thing though that will be off limits: Kim Kardashian and Gabriel Aubry. B list and sloppy seconds, not interested. I am however very, very interested in what you’re seeing this weekend, particularly in the US for your Thanksgiving holiday. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 23, 2010 11:39:40 November 23, 2010 11:39:40

Just in time for Thanksgiving, Ebola releases the turkey...between its legs (The Superficial)

They quarantined her eyeliner (Dlisted)

Eva Longoria stayed...and it didn’t pay off (Popeater)

A good example of how the sun can age you (Hollywood Tuna)

Reese Witherspoon rolling around with Chris Pine (Pop Sugar)

Little Sci goes big boating (Just Jared)

Olivia Wilde looks hot in Details (Popoholic)

Great. Now everyone’s doing musicals (Celebuzz)

Mark Ruffalo in bed. You like? (Towleroad)

This bitch can’t pull off fur cuffs. Please. (Go Fug Yourself)

Hard to say

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 23, 2010 10:16:54 November 23, 2010 10:16:54

After the way she looked yesterday at the airport – click here for a refresher – many of you wrote to me swearing up and down that my Porny must be pregnant. You people have also sworn up and down that Kate Hudson/Katie Holmes/Jennifer Garner/Britney Spears/Angelina Jolie have all been pregnant, and they weren’t. Full Story

Breasts Try Hard

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 23, 2010 09:07:03 November 23, 2010 09:07:03

Blake Lively just lost out on the role of Daisy in The Great Gatsby. She was also attemped to secure the lead in Alfonso Cuaron’s Gravity but... Well... No matter how hard her breasts tried, they couldn’t make up for the fact that she can’t act. Blake has yet to book a part since Green Lantern, and it’s not like they haven’t been hustling for it either. Full Story

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Not Hard for Billy Bob

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 23, 2010 08:42:00 November 23, 2010 08:42:00

Sick. Vile. It’s Billy Bob Thornton last night in Hollywood at the premiere of Faster with a new middle aged dye job and that nasty douche patch fronting like he still gets to f-ck Angelina Jolie every night. The automatic response to that, of course, is ... HOW? Could she? But it’s not like I don’t have some nasty sh-t on my romantic resumé either. Full Story

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Hard for Hedlund

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 23, 2010 08:01:33 November 23, 2010 08:01:33

So there’s Letterman with Jacek stroking themselves over Natalie Portman, and then there’s me, after multiple viewings of this clip from Country Strong, um, feeling the same way about the #1 on my Five List Garrett Hedlund. For the doubters... It’s not like they have to be pretty all the time. Full Story

Hard for Portman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 23, 2010 07:32:04 November 23, 2010 07:32:04

Did you watch Natalie Portman on Letterman last night? I actually wasn’t intending to watch it, but I saw pap photos of Jay Pharoah arriving at the studio and I set the PVR to make sure to catch him, and then when Jacek and I turned it on later, there she was as the first guest, and that kicked off 15 minutes of co-jerking between him and Dave, the two of them sharing hard-ons through the television. Full Story

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