Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Dear Gossips,

So Chris Brown will be formally sentenced today. He’ll probably celebrate afterwards at a club. With champagne. Surrounded by sychophants and girls on tabletops, and maybe Diddy will cruise by to say hi, and life will not change even though he’s now a convicted felon who pummelled the sh-t out of his girlfriend and really hasn’t shown much remorse for it.

For real men: On October 1st, help end violence against women. Walk A Mile In Her Shoes. Step up where Chris Brown has failed.

And if Larry King decides to ask him what he eats for breakfast, call in to CNN and tell him he sucks ass. Ugh.

It’s Wednesday – new articles all day including more Franco, some Leo, and yes Twilight in Vancouver. Oh Twi-Hards, I’m your pusher.

Yours in gossip,


PS. What did I tell you about Ebola Paris Hilton? Ashley Greene and Nikki Reed infect Twilight by association, suddenly the controversy over Rachelle Lefevre erupts, and now Stephenie Meyer is being accused of plagiarism. Seems like a weak case but bad press usually comes in 3s. What’s next? Ebola is coming to Vancouver. Might be a good time to come back to Whistler.

Missing the Supermodel

August 5, 2009 17:41:05 Posted at August 5, 2009 17:41:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Movie Star is dying. Good Taste is dying. The Supermodel died a long time ago? Back in the day, we worshipped models. Victoria Beckham’s imminent triumph on the cover of Vogue is making me nostalgic for days past when it wasn’t Jennifer Aniston’s face on fashion magazines but the real stars of the runway. Full Story

True Blood engagement

August 5, 2009 16:36:58 Posted at August 5, 2009 16:36:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey received confirmation from their reps: Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer who fell in love working on True Blood are engaged. To celebrate the great news, Stephen took his son Billy to the beach today. Looks great in a wetsuit. Full Story

Full time shades

August 5, 2009 16:19:33 Posted at August 5, 2009 16:19:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It hasn’t even been 6 months. 6 months ago Taylor Lautner could walk around virtually unnoticed without sunglasses. Now for Taylor Lautner it’s full time shades. He arrived in Vancouver today to begin prep on Eclipse, as usual accompanied by his dad. TL is only 17. And it’s the law. Full Story

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I needed you today

August 5, 2009 13:46:00 Posted at August 5, 2009 13:46:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And here you are. We have just left Whistler after an amazing 6 day holiday. If you ever want to stay here you should come to the Four Seasons. SO great for dogs. They were a bit short staffed though this visit. I’m sure they’d never make you wait though. I wouldn’t make you wait. So anyway, it’s a bit of a downer heading home after holiday, and now I’m blogging from the car getting motion sickness, feeling generally pissy, and then I saw you in your suit, shooting London Boulevard today, looking so f-cking great, and it’s much better now, thank you. Full Story

Douche so smiley

August 5, 2009 12:27:01 Posted at August 5, 2009 12:27:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Emile Hirsch and his girlfriend on the carpet last night at a screening for Taking Woodstock in LA. Emile so smiley! Emile, who only offers the most insightful insights on film, who knows everything there is to know about film, who honours his friends always with sermons on film all the time, appears to be exceedingly obsequious around the press these days. Full Story

SUPERNATURAL Ebola confirmation

August 5, 2009 11:26:08 Posted at August 5, 2009 11:26:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I reported exclusively yesterday that Ebola Paris Hilton will be infecting Vancouver soon to work on Supernatural. Just spoke with show representatives who have CONFIRMED to me that Ebola Paris Hilton has indeed signed to a guest appearance on the show, and was the only one approached for the part of a murdering shapeshifting Paris Hilton. Full Story

Mike’s still around

August 5, 2009 11:07:20 Posted at August 5, 2009 11:07:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Many of you have emailed about whether or not Hilary Duff and Mike Comrie are still together. This should answer your question? He was photographed coming out of her trailer today in New York on the set of Gossip Girl. And Scott S emailed the other day (thanks Scott, say hi to Laney and Judson!) to say that he saw them at Union Square on Saturday so it sounds like Mike’s been with her the whole time…because he has a lot of time… NHL training camps don’t begin for another couple of weeks but even so, Mike was not re-signed by the Ottawa Senators and so far no one has picked him up as a free agent. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

August 5, 2009 10:43:02 Posted at August 5, 2009 10:43:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Paula’s premature ejaculation on Twitter (Dlisted)

Feel like sh-t. Look at Gwen Stefani’s crazy abs (Hollywood Tuna)

Ed Westwick regulars tells Leighton Meester to f-ck off (Just Jared)

How much money are they spending promoting this movie!!!??? (Pop Sugar)

This dude gave Angelina Jolie really bad skin (The Superficial)

My doppelganger tweets her tits (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

An honest word from Ashley Olsen (INO)

How are these two qualified??? (Hollywire)

Spittle Gerard Butler is bisexual? If so, now I’m a fan (Towleroad)

Vanessa Hudgens has a movie to promote. Surprise! New nude photos of her have just leaked! (ASL)

Everyone is training

August 5, 2009 10:36:38 Posted at August 5, 2009 10:36:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Bryce Dallas Howard training photos were posted earlier. Ashley Greene, Elizabeth Reaser, and Xavier Samuel also hit the gym yesterday in Vancouver to prep for Eclipse. In addition to standard personal training however most of the cast will also participate in fight training. Sounds like it’ll be an action-heavy movie. Full Story

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Would Jen get ugly for Oscar?

August 5, 2009 09:43:39 Posted at August 5, 2009 09:43:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She played Rachel Green living in a small town in a movie called the Good Girl and a few people tried to flatter her by saying she’d get an Oscar nomination and she was all like – oh, I could never even dream it. And it’s a good thing too because please… Again, she was Rachel Green living in a small town. Full Story