Third Lip gets animated

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 10, 2010 08:00:42 June 10, 2010 08:00:42

Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman accompanied Keith Urban to the CMT Awards last night in Nashville. She’s always treated like royalty at these events. And she sat like royalty too, in her prime seat, applauding the performances like they were specifically performed her, very regal in her gold dress, and giving us several glimpses of Third Lip. Full Story

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June 10, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 10, 2010 07:33:09 June 10, 2010 07:33:09

Val! Happy 27th Birthday! CJ said you’d feel better with some Jay Onrait. She wants me to tell you a Jay bedtime story. The problem is none of it is printable. How about this: I’ve recently taken to calling him Kobayashi. Will explain at S.M.U.T. As for whether or not he can come, big star that he is, he’s trying to blow me off. Full Story

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Dear Gossips,

It’s always someone else’s fault. When it comes to Chris Brown and Lindsay Lohan, it’s always someone treating them unfairly, always someone cockblocking their efforts, always someone messing with their sh-t. Fine then. Blame Britain’s Home Office and, well, technology and the legal system. Blame them because they’re actually working.

Today is Johnny Depp’s birthday. He’s 47. 47! Remember what happened last year on his birthday? On his own birthday he gave us the best gift ever. Johnny was in Puerto Rico shooting The Rum Diary. Am reposting the video below. When he blows out the candles, you will lose feeling in your legs.

It’s Wednesday – am blogging all day between a screening. Unless staring at Bradley Cooper for two hours makes it impossible to continue working.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

 

Two hours with Coop

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 9, 2010 15:27:00 June 9, 2010 15:27:00

Just came back from a press screening for The A-Team. Will post a full review on Friday but early thoughts: Jacek liked it and I enjoyed so much the full two hours of Bradley Cooper, holy f-cking quiver guess who’s now #1 on the Freebie 5? Face is a cocky son of a bitch with a sh-t eating grin, the hottest hair in the business of blowing things up, and a really, really great wardrobe. Full Story

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Prince AssTalk Princess AssStyle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 9, 2010 14:30:54 June 9, 2010 14:30:54

Goddamn, who is advising Katherine Heigl on her wardrobe for Killers press? Terrible, terrible hair issues. Very, very serious. No one under 60 should be styling it this way. Ever. Heigl is in London tonight at the premiere of Killers which opened in 3rd place last weekend with$15 million despite some horrific reviews, as in 0% from top critics. Full Story

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Jakey at the gym...and singing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 9, 2010 14:17:05 June 9, 2010 14:17:05

I have a colleague who is a lesbian. Never looks at boys that way. She says she doesn’t even notice them below the neck. But for Jake Gyllenhaal, even she wants to be his girlfriend. How can you resist Jakey? This is Jakey leaving the gym yesterday in LA, loyally wearing a hoodie in support of his friend Jenny Lewis. Full Story

Girls night for Stella

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 9, 2010 11:30:23 June 9, 2010 11:30:23

Stella McCartney presented a new collection in New York last night and a few high profile members of her posse were there to support including, always, Kate Hudson, Naomi Watts, and of course my Gwyneth who has so far spent most of the year in America, staying in New York after completing Love Don’t Let Me Down in Nashville and before and after promotion for Iron Man 2. Full Story

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Was this a bitch move?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 9, 2010 10:45:00 June 9, 2010 10:45:00

Lady Gaga showed up in New York at her sister’s graduation yesterday wearing...this. As if the outfit alone were not enough, she then had to cover her entire head in a black veil. Totally inconspicuous. Some people are accusing Gaga of deliberately upstaging her sister, that it was a bitch move, like something Victoria Beckham would do at your wedding. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 9, 2010 10:01:09 June 9, 2010 10:01:09

Daydreaming about a Friends movie. Please God, please never (Popeater)

Listening to the GMD talk about boys is like softcore porn (Dlisted)

Um, if I have to choose, it’s always Lady Gaga > Katy Perry (The Superficial)

I actually like Christina Aguilera’s Madonna Borderline hair (Hollywood Tuna)

Beyonce, her blouse, I LOVE (Pop Sugar)

The Glee Emmy profiles (Just Jared)

Gay boys love California Gurls (Towelroad)

Megan Fox’s ass (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Rihanna. Elle. YES. (ICYDK)

Minding a Fried Chicken means watching it walk around naked (Cele|bitchy)

45 seconds of amazingness

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 9, 2010 08:31:00 June 9, 2010 08:31:00

Many of you have forwarded this video and I wanted to write about it yesterday but every time I watch it, I need to take a break for an hour. I am afraid to watch it today. But it’s so F-CKING AMAZING. Like, the best 45 seconds of my LIFE. I don’t want to spoil it for those of you who haven’t yet had the extreme pleasure. Full Story

Jennifer Aniston touching herself

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 9, 2010 08:08:47 June 9, 2010 08:08:47

Jennifer Aniston has reportedly confirmed a role in an upcoming feature called Horrible Bosses about 3 dick employers who become targeted for murder by their disgruntled employees. Jen would play one of the bitch bosses. Her character is said to be “sexually aggressive” and now Life & Style Full Story