Vagina Virgin wedding sale Part 2

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 4, 2010 17:03:40 January 4, 2010 17:03:40

Way to commemorate a private occasion. By selling exclusive wedding photos to People Magazine in a paid package that probably included a picture of the honeymoon – how’s that for keeping some things to yourself? Last week it was Kevin Jonas and his “princess” in a fake New York castle with a Disney ceremony. Full Story

Stop showing me your thighs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 4, 2010 14:06:58 January 4, 2010 14:06:58

I am a fickle bitch. Ordinarily this is not a particularly positive attribute but it can be quite useful when it comes to objects of fantasy. The whole point of a Freebie 5 is what happens with the unattainable quiver. They can’t unattainable quiver if they suck sh-t. Laura, my friend with the Robert Pattinson problem, is always pointing this out about me. Full Story

Michael Cera meets Fight Club

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 4, 2010 14:01:00 January 4, 2010 14:01:00

Kinda.Youth In Revolt opens this Friday. And while I know Michael Cera can be tedious and annoying, the Michael Cera who shows up in Youth in Revolt is more than bearable. If you can’t stand to stand in line for Avatar and if Daybreakers isn’t your thing, Youth in Revolt is worthy of your time this weekend. Full Story

LipGloss Avatar

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 4, 2010 11:51:00 January 4, 2010 11:51:00

Avatar is officially a monster. Has already surpassed $1 BILLION worldwide. Currently ranked 4th in all time box office earnings meaning James Cameron now owns the top spot (Titanic) and is quickly closing in on the 2nd as Avatar approaches the records set by Pirates of the Caribbean and The Return of the King. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 4, 2010 11:18:00 January 4, 2010 11:18:00

If this dispensed cocaine, imagine how many Lindsay Lohan would own? (Dlisted)

Megan Fox opens new year with Angelina lips (The Superficial)

Lolita Hayden’s bikini ass and her boyfriend’s busted face (Hollywood Tuna)

Gwen! The signature stomach is BACK (Just Jared)

What LC did for New Year’s (Pop Sugar)

See? Only a bitch would get along with Cher and Christina Aguilera (INO)

Keira Knightley and Cate Blanchett won’t be employed by Her Madgesty? (Cele|bitchy)

Holy sh-t these abs (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Channing Tatum wants to proposition groupies (ASL)

Now THIS is the perfect loser for Shelf Ass Jessica Biel (Popeater)

No playoffs for the famous

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 4, 2010 10:30:28 January 4, 2010 10:30:28

Marc Anthony bought into the Miami Dolphins this season. He and his wife have made it a home game tradition to roll out some kind of carpet, and Fergie, also a co-owner, showed up yesterday with Josh Duhamel to round out the season…which was a losing one. So many famous faces. No appearance in the playoffs. Full Story

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Gerry at the beach

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 4, 2010 09:50:10 January 4, 2010 09:50:10

It’s expired. You can’t possibly use Dear Frankie anymore as a quiveration rationalisation for Gerard Butler. Or Phantom of the Opera, and he was gross in that anyway. As for his boorish grunting in 300 – that’s done too. At least the body is. So let’s recap shall we? Gerry has no real discernable talents. Full Story

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Carey & Shia: first holiday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 4, 2010 08:28:00 January 4, 2010 08:28:00

They were together for New Year’s, Carey Mulligan and Shia LaBeouf celebrated a first milestone in LA. Very serious. The two were photographed this weekend walking his dog. He apparently has 2 bulldogs – Brando and Rex. They’re saying this is Brando. He has a great face, non? We have a bulldog staying with us right now. Full Story

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Family Brange at the show

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 4, 2010 08:05:10 January 4, 2010 08:05:10

Can you imagine the f-ckin’ production whenever they go out? I observe my friends with children. How long it takes to get everyone ready, to pack them all up, to make sure no one has to pee, and then you throw security and extra transportation and alleged pap avoidance into the mix and this is the life of the Brange. Full Story

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Where were you Jakey?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 4, 2010 07:51:02 January 4, 2010 07:51:02

This is Jake Gyllenhaal arriving at LAX yesterday. Not sure where he was. But we all have our theories. As you know, Jakey and Reese Witherspoon are over. He did however spend some time in late December just before Christmas in New York, spotted hanging out with friends at a charity benefit. Curiously enough, Reese a few days later was also in New York. Full Story

January 4, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 4, 2010 07:39:56 January 4, 2010 07:39:56

Happy belated Birthday, Cheryl! Love, Banko, Pooly and Brett Congratulations to Heather C and Brent M on your Christmas Eve engagement. With hugs and so much love from Kris. And for JT who had a rough 2009 – Jen says you survived it with grace and humour and a still (mostly) functional Visa. This is an achievement indeed. Full Story