Size 2 is a dumbass

August 3, 2009 12:46:22 Posted at August 3, 2009 12:46:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And a famewhore. And if I’m CBS, and she twisted her ankle and couldn’t work as a result of playing tennis in wedge heels, I’d withhold her pay. This is what it’s like on the Grouse Grind Full Story

Smutty Tingles

August 3, 2009 12:09:40 Posted at August 3, 2009 12:09:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The best wanted, and not wanted, ad EVER!!! (Dlisted)

When I’m 45… (Hollywood Tuna)

The Immortals on a date. The angels sing. (Just Jared)

Is it just me or does Mark Wahlberg have the stubbiest fingers ever? Ew. (The Superficial)

All over JLo’s holiday style (Pop Sugar)

My favourite Diane Kruger outfit. Love. (INO)

Tiger Woods: champion farter! (Cele|bitchy)

When you need to feel better about yourself… (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

An Olsen prunes another cover (ICYDK)

Joe Simpson’s wishes he thought of that line (ASL)

Shut your cockmouth and wear a bra

August 3, 2009 09:48:02 Posted at August 3, 2009 09:48:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

An extraordinary amount of patience is required to be friends with Jessica Simpson. I am not a patient person. But I am a good friend. And she needs me, so I’m working on it. Porny is frustrating though because progress is always mixed with f-ckery. Before celebrating improvement, you must wait for the other shoe to drop. Full Story

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Chicken Fried Crazy back to blonde

August 3, 2009 08:35:32 Posted at August 3, 2009 08:35:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And back at the club. They spent 9 hours taking the Chicken Fried from brown back to blonde this weekend. 9 HOURS. And she was brunette for, like, maybe a month? 6 weeks? To me this is not worth the trouble. It is already excruciatingly boring sitting in a stylist’s chair, and for 9 F-CKING HOURS? How long does a perm take? Have always wanted a perm. Full Story

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Brange back at McD’s

August 3, 2009 07:58:00 Posted at August 3, 2009 07:58:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Judge them! Judge them again for being terrible parents! You judgy moms…I know you want to. So yeah I agree, it’s not the best meal every day, or even every other day, but me I can’t imagine growing up without some McDonald’s once in a while. I was clumsy when I was young. Kept busting my face. Full Story

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Grease Clooney

August 3, 2009 07:32:36 Posted at August 3, 2009 07:32:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The girls should be wearing varsity jackets with their hair tied up in ponytails. And George Clooney is Danny Zuko? Check it out – in Italy, how precious, George and his BFF Rande Gerber, with wife Cindy Crawford, and his new piece Elisabetta Canalis, riding around town together like couple clones. Full Story

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Bradley Cooper Faceman in Vancouver

August 3, 2009 07:15:14 Posted at August 3, 2009 07:15:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There’s a film version of The A-Team that will begin production shortly in Vancouver. Liam Neeson has been confirmed as Hannibal and Bradley Cooper will be playing Faceman. Jacek says the cool way to say this is “Face”. Ok whatever. Hannibal and “Face” were both in Vancouver last week to prep for the film. Full Story

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August 3, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

August 3, 2009 07:07:26 Posted at August 3, 2009 07:07:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy 33rd Birthday Jeff! Congratulations on the new job and hope you had a great weekend in Montreal! Love, Alia And to Stacey M – Happy Birthday! You shouldn’t have to share James McAvoy. And no need to pretend today – these are all for you! Photos from Full Story

Friday, July 31, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Must have received several hundred emails yesterday about Jude Law’s baby mother. It is NOT Rachel McAdams’s sister Kayleen. NOT.

The story was widely disseminated by Star Magazine. And then corrected by Life & Style. When the diarrhea is more accurate than the sh-t, you know something stanks.

A model called Samantha Burke is carrying Jude’s child. TMZ reports that she’s due in October. Apparently it wasn’t, um, a very meaningful relationship although it has yielded a very extremely meaningful connection, even though Jude threw down a request for a DNA confirmation. It’s the DNA test that says everything about how much they must have meant to each other, non?

Seriously, he can’t use a condom while he’s flinging?

Anyway, in our rush to get to Whistler yesterday, I forgot to attach the link. The dirty link. More on that later.

It’s Friday. We’re in Whistler. It’s gorgeous. It’s HOT. Having so much fun and never want to leave. It’s Pride in Vancouver on Sunday. Big hugs and best wishes for a marvelous time! Have a great weekend.

Yours in gossip,


One last thing

July 31, 2009 13:08:24 Posted at July 31, 2009 13:08:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Couldn’t resist. These fashion designers…they kill me. They’re ALL orange. But for Karl. It’s Mr Armani on a boat in Italy. Very tanned, very thin, very speedo. Amazing. Imagine it was your dad? Please. My mother makes my dad walk around in a beret in the winter. Little Chinese man in a beret. Full Story

Rough patch, happy ending

July 31, 2009 12:23:29 Posted at July 31, 2009 12:23:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Am about to hit the links – leaving you with a new riddle for the long weekend. He’d strayed before with a civilian but she can handle a civilian. Their most recent rough patch however was a result of his affair with a gorgeous one hit wonder. Professional and personal lines all tangled up, especially since there was already some history between the two, and it was a humiliation that pushed the marriage to the brink. Full Story