PUNKD Images photographed Kristen Stewart at Vancouver airport THIS MORNING headed for Los Angeles, a quick trip home with her manager. She looks cute. And sleepy. She was on set for Eclipse in Vancouver until midnight last night. And if my hair was cut like that and shoved into a little tail my name would be Hideous Freak. Full Story
So how long before Balloon Boy’s family, the one that may or may not have staged yesterday’s fiasco, how long before they’re signed to their own reality show? Not just one episode, but a full running series?
Please. They’ve probably already been offered a contract.
“Look how compelling they are on morning television! That precocious child can throw up on cue!”
This is what we’ve created? A market for family f-ckery under the guise of reality?
I’ve never watched a minute of that Jon Kate Octo Swap Duggar bullsh-t. I won’t be watching the Balloons famewhore themselves until they become The Hills. Something tells me I’ll be in the minority. They’d rather create monsters than watch Friday Night Lights.
On the lighter side, as noted yesterday, how does Jason Bateman stay so fresh? Thanks to Amy for sending the video. So much amazingness in one cast.
Have a great weekend!
Yours in gossip,
Ryan Gosling did indeed DJ at Tribeca Grand last night after the Dead Man’s Bones show. STADJ’s Model/DJs Adi, Sabrina, and Cassie of STADJ Music were spinning with him. As you’d expect, the ladies swarmed the DJ table. Look at him. Can you blame them? But those DJ’s are pretty cute too. Full Story
Written by Jacek Lainey’s out at a photo shoot and this can’t wait until Monday. Lilo was in court today looking fresh as a daisy. Apparently she has missed some of her “alcohol education classes” – I love that – and was in to review her probation as a result. She had an extra year slapped on to her existing probation and received this warning Full Story
John Mayer decided to clear up a rumour on Twitter yesterday. No, not that rumour. He ignored that rumour but instead addressed another one: Rumor check: went to gay bar in Palm Springs, yes. Had a blast. Danced my face off. Someone there planted a kiss on me? No. I don't like the story painting gays as unable to control themselves. Full Story
Cyndi’s face says it all (Dlisted)
Michael Lohan, the drama on Maury (Popeater)
Thinnification of Miranda Kerr: the Orlando Bloom Effect? Same thing happened to Kate Bosworth (The Superficial)
Victoria Beckham used to be compared to her. HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA (Hollywood Tuna)
Kellan Lutz: more attractive with his clothes ON (Just Jared)
Angelina signs new papers (Pop Sugar)
Brody Jenner is f-cking the fakest face ever (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Smell like Carrie Bradshaw? (INO)
Please. Like Manslinger has to beg for anything (Cele|bitchy)
Penn Badgley’s shirtless elf face (ASL)
Ryan Gosling. In shout-outs earlier I lamented that I could not find photos of Ryan Gosling on tour with his band Dead Man’s Bones. Thank you Joanna who just sent over these shots (taken by Amanda) AND video from the show in New York last night. By all accounts, it’s an amazing performance, very interactive with the crowd, featuring a local youth choir at every stop. Full Story
Mimi’s husband did not accompany her to Japan. Instead, he stayed back in New York and attended the Keep A Child Alive Black Ball last night. There was a time when, briefly, I flirted with the idea of making Nick Cannon my boyfriend. Drumline. I loved Drumline. He was hot in Drumline. And he was cool for a while after. Full Story
W Network’s TripleFlix movie event is back tomorrow (and every Saturday this fall). Three blockbuster movies back to back to back with a premiere movie in the 9pm E/P slot. Tomorrow (Saturday, October 17th) it’s Georgia Rule at 9pm E/P starring Jane Fonda, Felicity Huffman, and everyone’s favourite crack tweeter Lindsay Lohan. Full Story
Mariah Carey’s cheese arrived in Tokyo yesterday and the emotionally stunted screamed themselves silly. Today Beyonce was there too at a Samantha Thavasa promotional event… The Hello Kitties have lost consciousness. Is Tokyo big enough for the two of them? As you can see, B is wearing the shortest dress, like, ever. Full Story