A weak Black Widow

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2010 07:24:00 May 12, 2010 07:24:00

Goddamn that's ripe. This is Scarlett Johansson at the gym in Hollywood working out her Black Widow body. Did you see Iron Man 2? I loved Iron Man 2. Not as much as Iron Man but I enjoyed almost every second. Except for the seconds with Scarjo. She's not the only problem with the film. For starters, at times, it dissolves into pure silliness, even for a superhero movie. Full Story

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Professional criteria

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2010 06:59:05 May 12, 2010 06:59:05

How does Jennifer Aniston choose her movies? Quality of the script? Complicated characters? A great director? Co-stars? Money? Definitely money. And she's not the only one in this regard. As for the other criteria... Here she is in Hawaii continuing work on Just Go With It. We're into week 3 now, non? Location, location, location. Full Story

Something for him, both things for me

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2010 06:45:32 May 12, 2010 06:45:32

Variety is reporting that Marion Cotillard and Colin Farrell are confirmed to work on David Cronenberg's Cosmopolis. Something about a money dude who loses all his money in one day and Marion plays his wife. Please. It could be Dear John, I'll still go see it. Because of course as you know Colin is mine. Full Story

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Dear Gossips,

So Lea Michele has a Twitter. And on her Twitter – click here to see - she publicly apologised to Patrick McMullan for her Sit DOWN incident from last week during which, when the famed photographer asked her for her name because, naturally, he didn’t know it, she told him “Sarah Palin” and “Taylor Swift” receiving a F-CK YOU from him as he stalked away.  Read Full Intro

They all can’t be Helen Mirren

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2010 14:03:08 May 11, 2010 14:03:08

These wax figures are usually really f-cked up and creepy. Helen Mirren unveiled hers today at Madame Tussaud’s in London and it’s one of the few that doesn’t look sick. She’s also one of the few who looks younger than her likeness. That’s Helen Mirren. When Helen Mirren isn’t talking stupidness out of her ass. Full Story

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A united front

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2010 13:02:16 May 11, 2010 13:02:16

She’s from that school where they teach you to always stand by and stick it through. Catherine Zeta-Jones was well trained in this respect, especially when there are other sh-tty situations to contend with. The Zetas of the world, they don’t crumble in crisis. She steels herself and moves ahead. Full Story

Jessica Biel gets a job

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2010 12:46:00 May 11, 2010 12:46:00

Written by Sarah A real one, with her name above the title and everything. She’s been cast as Anna Tessieri Giro, muse and maybe-but-probably-not more of composer Antonio Vivaldi in a biopic quaintly titled Vivaldi. It’s a period piece. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2010 11:24:25 May 11, 2010 11:24:25

I like Elisha Cuthbert more now because she has a normal person’s body. But the boyfriend is still… you know (The Superficial)

Some people think she looks like Aaron Johnson’s Sam Taylor Wood and this is devastating to me (Dlisted)

What is Anne Hathaway’s attraction to these shady dudes? (Popeater)

Love Katy Perry’s t-shirt (Hollywood Tuna)

Swifty and Country Bitch go head to head again (Just Jared)

Gemma and Pretty Jakey in the land of Russian drama (Pop Sugar)

e-Trade smacks up the Crank Ass (The Blemish)

I’ve never seen an Asian with such blonde hair (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Supermodel denim onesie (Popoholic)

Jesus. It’s like one giant vagina rug (Go Fug Yourself)

Karl’s girls and couples dancing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2010 09:42:54 May 11, 2010 09:42:54

Karl Lagerfeld screened his short film Remember Now in St Tropez yesterday. All his skinny bitches were summoned to support him. Mostly models of course but also two of his favourites Vanessa Paradis and Diane Kruger with boyfriend Joshua Jackson. This is the second outing in a row that she’s toted around that basket. Full Story

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Chicken Fried has a new boyfriend?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2010 08:23:49 May 11, 2010 08:23:49

It’s all hers now, right? The hair, I mean. Is it her own? Seems short/long enough to be hers without a weave. And it doesn’t look nasty. This is a relative statement. All things considered though, at least the nest at the back isn’t quite so mangy, and there’s not sh-t falling out of it, and her clothes, they seem tidy enough. Full Story

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