But even JailBait Miley Cyrus gives a better f-cking interview than Amanda Seyfried. That hurt. So much. But in the interest of objectivity, JailBait on paper, in this interview with Parade, when you can’t hear that voice, when you can’t see her gestures, JailBait isn’t bad. She gives decent answers. Full Story

Lady Gaga arrived in Sydney today with two Coke cans in her hair. This bitch’s travel style commitment puts Victoria Beckham’s to shame. What needed to have happened on that plane for this to be a reality? There’s a fine line between Art and Too Much Try. Gaga is on one side, Posh is on the other. Full Story

Daily Show major quiver last night, oh la. And I watched it right after Sawyer’s sideflash episode on Lost. Lady boner for hours. Jon Stewart is a sex symbol. Period. Like when he shrugs his shoulder with an uppercut like booyah? Love it SO MUCH. And when he has great chemistry with a guest, it’s even more moistening. Full Story

At the New York City Police Foundation Gala last night – Basic Instinct was reunited. Sharon Stone and Michael Douglas and, as you can see, one is holding up better than the other. Bet you he’s had more work done than she. Fair enough, he is older. But her face... it’s f-cking marvellous, non? This Hot Bitch, I don’t care what she’s had done, whatever it is it’s keeping her a Hot Bitch. Full Story

Many of you are hesitant to believe the In Touch Weekly cover story this week about Jesse James cheating on Sandra Bullock. I don’t blame you. Click here for a refresher. Full Story

This is what the British tabloids are trying to insinuate. That Rebecca Hall was the reason Kate Winslet left Sam Mendes although they stop well short of suggesting that Hall and Mendes had an affair. In fact, all they say is that Sam has worked with Rebecca several times and that Kate became uncomfortable with his support of Hall’s career. Full Story

They were pretend all over each other again at the NY premiere of The Bounty Hunter last night. Jennifer Aniston and skinny Spittle pawed at each other like brother and sister. But they need it so badly to sell this movie. Especially since it won’t sell on quality. In this case you don’t need any reviews. Full Story

No, please Shiloh, no. Let’s start with the good news. The good news is that the source is In Touch Weekly. So, yeah, you know. The bad news is that some broad is telling them that Sandra Bullock’s husband Jesse James is a cheater. Her name is Michelle “Bombshell” McGee. Of course it is. Full Story

To Lindsay A, Whitney, Andrew, and Glenn – sorry to read about the cancellation, but please know how much I admired your goal. 10k in support of the WSPA is amazing! Please keep me posted about what you decide next. And thanks for the photo of the lady with the horn! Jacek says mine are higher, with spikes on them, engulfed in flames. Full Story