Woah. Down girl

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2010 06:35:48 February 9, 2010 06:35:48

Um, yeah, so it’s a movie premiere. With an ensemble cast. Not that that makes a difference. Because it’s a MOVIE PREMIERE, it’s not the f-cking Oscars. But someone forgot to tell Jessica Biel who called up Kate Beckinsale for advice on what to wear. Which is why Shelfy showed up on the carpet last night full of tryhardery and way, way, WAY overdressed. Full Story

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February 9, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2010 06:26:20 February 9, 2010 06:26:20

Happy Belated 40th Birthday Lianne G! Yes to hating on Gerard Butler, yes to not getting the Twilight, yes to Meryl, always Meryl, and yes to the old Iceman and memories of your Air Force beau. Gimme Shelter on February 17th! To benefit The Redwood. In support of women and children rebuilding their lives free from domestic violence. Full Story

Monday, February 8, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Thank you for all your messages of support and encouragement, for sharing your own family stories, for relating to the Canadian experience from wherever you are around the world, for your tweets, and for your heart-warming words in response to my post on Friday about carrying the Olympic Torch.  Read Full Intro

Much better Amanda and Temple Grandin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 8, 2010 14:27:00 February 8, 2010 14:27:00

Amanda Seyfried and Julianne Moore were in Paris today promoting Chloe with Atom Egoyan. Now this is great styling. It’s contemporary, it’s flattering, it’s appropriate... maybe it’s Tom Ford through Julianne finally channelling some Seyfried style. Or maybe it’s the effect of a winning box office. Full Story

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Bad cheese

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 8, 2010 13:54:12 February 8, 2010 13:54:12

There’s good cheese (Mimi & Celine) and bad cheese. Bad cheese seems to be taking over Twilight. With the exception of Kristen Stewart and Jackson Rathbone, many members of the young cast are more “Hills” than Cool, more Audrina Patridge styles than KStew steeze. Taylor Lautner is getting cheesier and cheesier, same goes for Ashley Greene, and Kellan Lutz is the worst. Full Story

Tom Gun 2010

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 8, 2010 12:34:13 February 8, 2010 12:34:13

If Maverick had a son? Please. Totally Taylor Lautner. Check out the Junior GMD on the beach during Super Bowl weekend festivities on Saturday. Like the classic volleyball scene or, as my friend Joey Gorgeous calls it, “the gay sporty scene from that homo porno about pilots”. After all these years, there is an heir to Tom Cruise. Full Story

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Porn then Punch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 8, 2010 11:44:00 February 8, 2010 11:44:00

Last night they loved it up at the Super Bowl, now they’re getting litigious. The Brange has called in the cavalry, their lawyers have been instructed to take some ass. Let’s review. Three weeks ago the earth stopped turning because word leaked that the Brange was done. Mainstream agencies including major network newscasts reported the story as fact, even though the source of the split was News of The World, a shady UK tabloid notorious for sketchy claims. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 8, 2010 10:58:38 February 8, 2010 10:58:38

Please. Oprah has no chance against Betty White (Dlisted)

Blake Lively in a bikini. WithOUT photoshop (The Superficial)

People tolerating people for money! (Popeater)

Anne Hathaway > Megan Fox (Hollywood Tuna)

Little Sci at the big show (Just Jared)

Pip can’t receive an honour without Britney (Pop Sugar)

Blue aliens > Love (ASL)

Kiki looks busted. Again. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Trying to imagine Robert Pattinson’s animal sex. Can’t. (INO)

Donatella says she’s unnatural. But that doesn’t make her face any easier to look at (Cele|bitchy)

Nashville gets GOOPed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 8, 2010 09:52:02 February 8, 2010 09:52:02

Gwyneth Paltrow is in Nashville, production is now underway on Love Don’t Let Me Down. When she’s not shooting, G has been popping into the local posh spots including an evening out at Patterson House the other night. She was joined by 3 girls. And while she was there, I’m told from multiple sources that the entire place, the security, the door, the bar, everyone was on high alert. Full Story

Cammie & the Fraud?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 8, 2010 09:13:12 February 8, 2010 09:13:12

CAA always has a huge party every Superbowl weekend. Needing to give his career a boost, the GMD and Robo Katie Holmes showed up with his Knight & Day co-star Cameron Diaz to remind us that he’s a big star. ARod was there too. And they posed together for a photo. So now everyone is saying Manslinger’s discard is hooking up with Cammie D. Full Story

Leo vs Guillaume

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 8, 2010 08:36:12 February 8, 2010 08:36:12

So cute. Leonardo DiCaprio is currently on press tour promoting Shutter Island with Martin Scorsese. He appeared on French television the other day and was surprised by a video from Guillaume Canet, acclaimed French actor director and also boyfriend of Marion Cotillard with whom Leo just finished shooting Inception. Full Story