Halle in a lust haze

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2010 10:30:20 November 18, 2010 10:30:20

It was announced recently that Halle Berry would be pushing through her film Frankie & Alice (shot in Vancouver) to making it eligible for awards season. The move was obvious – she wants a nomination and, while she’s still considered a longshot, it does sound like, at the very least, she has delivered a fine performance that many think is worthy of one. Full Story

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Her own security detail

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2010 09:45:47 November 18, 2010 09:45:47

I’ve spent half an hour going through old photos for this article. And I could have spent all day. Have decided that every time I post about the Engagement, I will also go through the archives and post the new old pictures. If you have to ask me why, this story is not for you. You should skip to the next. Full Story

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Working like a fiend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2010 09:00:56 November 18, 2010 09:00:56

Jennifer Aniston – she shot Just Go With It with Adam Sandler, then moved right into Horrible Bosses, and now it’s Wanderlust with Paul Rudd, all in one year, all comedies. And you know, it’s not like she’s poor. Some projects though, I guess you can’t turn down. Wanderlust reunites her with Paul Rudd. Full Story

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Holiday parties, NYC packing, and leather jackets

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2010 08:27:03 November 18, 2010 08:27:03

Written by Sasha Sasha, Even though the office Christmas party isn't for another month, I have been agonizing over what to wear (partially because there is a cute guy I work with who I want to impress.) What are some appropriate but cute choices? I have been dying to wear a strapless white dress (sounds like a bride dress but trust, it isn't) with a funky belt around it. Full Story

Jakey go away

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2010 08:13:36 November 18, 2010 08:13:36

I’m the asshole watching David Letterman last night with a stupid horny grin on my face during Jake Gyllenhaal’s entire interview. He’s too f-cking charming. And it’s not just that he’s hot. It’s not just that he looks so great in Burberry right now, in Burberry practically every day which is how I’d style Jacek if he ever grew some taste. Full Story

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With dad and the Italian Queen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2010 07:20:04 November 18, 2010 07:20:04

George Clooney received the Ripple of Hope Award at the Robert F Kennedy Centre for Justice & Human Rights last night in New York. His dad was with him. And the Italian Queen as well. She’s just passed the 18 month mark and there’s no reason to believe she won’t sail through 2 years and beyond. Full Story

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November 18, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2010 07:02:22 November 18, 2010 07:02:22

Happy Birthday Sherilyn from the Kiwi who requested for you some Daniel Craig, Viggo Mortensen, and Captain Mark Phillips...? You mean Princess Anne’s ex-husband? Dude, Liam said you’re a true individual. Indeed you are. Happy 28th Birthday Carrie!! Enjoy your day’s Smutty Tingles, and all the other treats to be had. Full Story

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Dear Gossips,

So many things... The Sexiest Man Alive is Ryan Reynolds. And Vin Diesel. WTF? We’ll get to that. Suck it motherf-ckers, GOOP was GOOD on Glee last night. Her bent leg cartwheel, her lank I-just-took-out-my-ponytail-hair, how she so earnestly tried to keep up with the dance moves, how her face was not slathered in foundation – admit it, she was good.  Read Full Intro

Dina vs Glee/GOOP

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 17, 2010 14:29:28 November 17, 2010 14:29:28

Some people you love to hate. I love to hate Katherine Heigl. It’s so much fun. And Jessica Biel too. Very entertaining. Many of you feel the same way about Gwyneth Paltrow. I get that. She’s always there, giving you reason. But Dina Lohan, Dina Lohan you can’t love to hate. Dina Lohan you just hate. Full Story

Gran’s granny pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 17, 2010 13:00:34 November 17, 2010 13:00:34

Maybe they’re not conventional granny pants, but here they just look so weird to me. Is it the angle? In combination with her turned out feet? That’s one thing about Granny Freeze – it’s what she has in common with Britney Spears. For all the elegance in the world then, it makes for a sh-tty gait. Full Story

UN yes, SMA no

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 17, 2010 12:11:09 November 17, 2010 12:11:09

Two time Sexiest Man Alive George Clooney had no time for frivolity today as he was in New York to meet with the United Nations. George is very important and would rather you think about Sudan than rub yourself to him before you go to bed at night. What? Too crude? Too crude for the Italian Queen? He really should consider bringing the Italian Queen to the UN with him, non? She is clearly gifted. Full Story