Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 23, 2009 11:49:48 December 23, 2009 11:49:48

Hi Gossips. Stepping in for Tingles today. We may have more this afternoon but we’re also doing some pre-Holiday errands. Don’t hate if we call it a day. In the meantime check out what our partners are saying. Jacek

Ah yes. Getting kicked out of a Cinderella production for swearing. Happens to everyone, no? (Popeater)

Entourage re-lived. She’s hot btw (The Superficial)

Balloon boy justice (Dlisted)

Sienna Miller in a bikini. A bit of a letdown (Hollywood Tuna)

Milo Ventimiyoungone’s new girlfriend is legal (JustJared)

Matt Damon working off the bulk (Popsugar)

There go Pink’s morning show aspirations (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Paid to defend the indefensible (Cele|bitchy)

Yes, and also that clouds were sugary and soft (INO)

Yes, Rachel, cause you’re the one (Betty Confidential)

Worst of 2009: Robo Dance

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 23, 2009 10:23:22 December 23, 2009 10:23:22

For weeks she was at the dance studio, and the paps were waiting, and the publicists were whipping us all into an anticipatory frenzy – Katie Holmes to perform on So You Think You Can Dance! Then she went to Australia to film a new movie… What? Oh, so it was pre-taped. Right. Well at least she looked good. Full Story

Best of 2009: Kristen Stewart steeze

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 23, 2009 08:53:57 December 23, 2009 08:53:57

Apart from that dumbass Harper’s Bazaar shoot for the Sears catalogue which was totally not her fault, Kristen Stewart made very few missteps this year on and off the carpet. Not everyone can pull off a Joan Jett mullet the way Kristen Stewart pulls off a mullet – with a middle finger in the face of those who insist that girls should wear pretty bows and ringlets. Full Story

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Tobey & Leo BFFs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 23, 2009 08:07:12 December 23, 2009 08:07:12

They grew up in the business together, they’ve remained close after all these years. Last night Tobey Maguire and Leonardo DiCaprio sat courtside on a boys’ night out at the Laker game. First time, perhaps ever, that Tobey has communicated with my quiver trigger. He’s hot, non? And he’s enjoying a career resurgence too. Full Story

I would sit in his lap

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 23, 2009 07:27:00 December 23, 2009 07:27:00

When I was readjusting the Freebie 5 the other day, I thought about adding Eminem. But, gulp, at the risk of disgusting my friends, especially Laura, who yells at me in all caps whenever Slim Shady brings the moist, the way I feel about Em isn’t so much Freebie 5 List as it is about the Lifetime List. Full Story

Ex in the City: Coincidence or conspiracy?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 23, 2009 07:12:04 December 23, 2009 07:12:04

Reese Witherspoon was spotted in New York yesterday on her own supposedly to take a few meetings. As you know, Reese is single now. She and Jakey broke up. Curiously enough however, a new item just appeared on People.com Full Story

December 23, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 23, 2009 06:59:16 December 23, 2009 06:59:16

Congratulations to Melissa M in Calgary from Ritchie on…well…so many things! Starting a new job in private practice very soon and a big happy birthday and just engaged –Shiloh totally loves you. What is it that you burn at her temple? Please share with the rest of us. Please share with Jessica Simpson. Full Story

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Dear Gossips,

We have NY withdrawal. And what’s worse – going from NY after the funnest 6 days ever, coming straight to my mother’s house for the rest of the holiday where she took one look at our jeans, judged our hygiene to be not up to her standards, and proceeded to cover her couches with towels.  Read Full Intro

Best of 2009: American Sweetheart BitchFace

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2009 15:32:47 December 22, 2009 15:32:47

Nothing like a bitchface that lies underneath the milk and honey. And for so many it’s so hard to believe. Because most of her characters have such sunny dispositions. Again, why is it that people can easily accept that politicians are liars and never the actors when the actors PRETEND TO BE SOMEONE ELSE for a living? In university one of my favourite political science courses was a 2nd year elective on The American Presidents. Full Story

Mr Schue isn’t gay

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2009 14:59:31 December 22, 2009 14:59:31

That’s what he said.New interview with Elle Magazine. Pretty funny, actually. Asks him point blank about those rumours. No doubt you’ve all seen that photo of him supposedly kissing some other dude in a club? It was a fake. So he claims he’s straight, then he and the journalist bitchslap Tiffani Amber Thiessen, and then he fangirls over Salma Hayek. Full Story