Season's Greetings from The Chosen One

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2009 13:21:00 December 22, 2009 13:21:00

It’s 3 days to Christmas, when all through the land,Brangelunatics were stirring… They need a motherf-cking fix! Gentle, said the Shiloh. For I am here. And there she was. To ensure that the crazies could enjoy the holiday. It’s NY nostalgia for me and Jacek, felt even stronger now that the Brange is in New York. Full Story

Mimi Cheese Balls & A Tree

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2009 12:13:48 December 22, 2009 12:13:48

Shiloh heard my prayer. My mother hopped on the Chinese Lady Express Bus for Casino Rama today. We won’t see her til dinner time. Unless of course she’s on a super hot streak in which case we may not see her for a week. Shiloh’s benevolence is plentiful today. Because there is also some Mimi. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2009 11:25:16 December 22, 2009 11:25:16

Here’s what every Ed Hardy douche will be doing on New Year’s Eve (Dlisted)

Really. Is that the best way to promote healthy eating??? (The Superficial)

Of course it’s big. It’s for a Country Bitch (Popeater)

Kate Beckinsale goes shopping in white heels (Hollywood Tuna)

Manslinger and family in Aspen (Pop Sugar)

I loved it in the 80s. And I love it Jay-Z styles, especially this video (Just Jared)

Chris Pine’s new piece is a slight improvement on Audrina? (Popoholic)

Get a Gap sweater for Tom Cruise (Towleroad)

Lilo in a bathing suit reading a Newsweek. Some dumbass photo shoot (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

The Fug Girls don’t like the “opposite chaps”. But I really, really do! You? (Go Fug Yourself)

2 movie stars in a trailer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2009 09:18:34 December 22, 2009 09:18:34

As you know, the GMD and Cameron Diaz have been working on a new movie called Knight & Day. A trailer has just been released. I like their chemistry. And I like the look of it. And while I’m not saying it’ll be the best sh-t ever of all time, I enjoy watching movie stars in movies. REAL movie stars. Full Story

Tranny Ego Blow

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2009 09:11:53 December 22, 2009 09:11:53

I’ve been saving up. There’s an even smuttier one to come later. But it’s almost Christmas. Christmas is about gossip gifts. This one is NOT FOR PRUDES. He was working out one day at the gym and a well known tranny caught his eye. So he gave her the signal and they ended up in the bathroom where he told her it wasn’t the first time he’d been with a tranny and then she blew him and the entire time it was all cocktalk as he kept asking her “Do you know whose dick you’re sucking…?” like she was supposed to be honoured by his penis in her mouth. Full Story

Manleggings > Vampires

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2009 08:29:57 December 22, 2009 08:29:57

Katy Perry and Robert Pattinson share friends. Last week one of those friends celebrated a birthday. So they all went out. It was loud in the club. Katy and Robert probably leaned in close to talk. All of a sudden it was reported that they must be f-cking. Please. As you know, since the VMAs, Katy’s bed has been reserved for Russell Brand. Full Story

Worst of 2009: Clingy SJP

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2009 08:17:15 December 22, 2009 08:17:15

It was the un-fun Photo Assumption, images of a wife apparently so grateful that her husband simply agreed to go out with her two nights in a row she could not conceal her gratitude and relief and insecurity on the carpet, even as photographers were shooting away. It was April 2009. And there had been many months of speculation that Matthew Broderick was stepping out on their marriage. Full Story

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Sponsored Tingles: Party Like a Rockstar!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2009 08:09:00 December 22, 2009 08:09:00

Last year we teamed up with OSiS/Schwarzkopf Professional to send two lucky Smuthounds to Toronto to be pampered celebrity style and attend our Annual Smut Soiree. This year the folks at OSiS/Schwarzkopf Professional are giving you and a friend the chance to be whisked away to St John’s, Newfoundland to party like rock stars and rub elbows with the hottest celebrities at an ultra exclusive Gibson Guitar All Star party! Party with the stars at the exclusive Gibson Guitar after party. Full Story

Porny’s best face is a fresh face

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2009 07:16:15 December 22, 2009 07:16:15

Been saying it forever: when she’s stripped down of all her tacky ass stylings, Jessica Simpson is so much more attractive. She has great skin, she looks so much younger, she is SO pretty. Especially with a winter flush. See? Jess is in New York with her mom to visit her sister Ashlee and will presumably be spending the holidays there as Ashlee’s run in Chicago goes until February. Full Story

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Renee & Coop: family time, alone time

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2009 07:04:57 December 22, 2009 07:04:57

Renee Zellweger spent the final days of shooting with Bradley Cooper in Vancouver working out together at Steve Nash gym, quiet dinners, low key love, and then they returned home to LA on the weekend to spend time with family for the holidays. Yesterday Renee was spotted on a walk with some parents. One photo agency is identifying them as her parents. Full Story

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Monday, December 21, 2009

Dear Gossips,

We were so fortunate to be able to see Cate Blanchett’s penultimate evening performance on Friday night in A Streetcar Named Desire at BAM. Spotted Pedro Almodovar at the concession before the show started wearing a cute little grandpa sweater with relatively tame hair and I wondered if Cate would bring it extra hard knowing Pedro was there observing.  Read Full Intro