Bad cheese

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 8, 2010 13:54:12 February 8, 2010 13:54:12

There’s good cheese (Mimi & Celine) and bad cheese. Bad cheese seems to be taking over Twilight. With the exception of Kristen Stewart and Jackson Rathbone, many members of the young cast are more “Hills” than Cool, more Audrina Patridge styles than KStew steeze. Taylor Lautner is getting cheesier and cheesier, same goes for Ashley Greene, and Kellan Lutz is the worst. Full Story

Tom Gun 2010

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 8, 2010 12:34:13 February 8, 2010 12:34:13

If Maverick had a son? Please. Totally Taylor Lautner. Check out the Junior GMD on the beach during Super Bowl weekend festivities on Saturday. Like the classic volleyball scene or, as my friend Joey Gorgeous calls it, “the gay sporty scene from that homo porno about pilots”. After all these years, there is an heir to Tom Cruise. Full Story

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Porn then Punch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 8, 2010 11:44:00 February 8, 2010 11:44:00

Last night they loved it up at the Super Bowl, now they’re getting litigious. The Brange has called in the cavalry, their lawyers have been instructed to take some ass. Let’s review. Three weeks ago the earth stopped turning because word leaked that the Brange was done. Mainstream agencies including major network newscasts reported the story as fact, even though the source of the split was News of The World, a shady UK tabloid notorious for sketchy claims. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 8, 2010 10:58:38 February 8, 2010 10:58:38

Please. Oprah has no chance against Betty White (Dlisted)

Blake Lively in a bikini. WithOUT photoshop (The Superficial)

People tolerating people for money! (Popeater)

Anne Hathaway > Megan Fox (Hollywood Tuna)

Little Sci at the big show (Just Jared)

Pip can’t receive an honour without Britney (Pop Sugar)

Blue aliens > Love (ASL)

Kiki looks busted. Again. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Trying to imagine Robert Pattinson’s animal sex. Can’t. (INO)

Donatella says she’s unnatural. But that doesn’t make her face any easier to look at (Cele|bitchy)

Nashville gets GOOPed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 8, 2010 09:52:02 February 8, 2010 09:52:02

Gwyneth Paltrow is in Nashville, production is now underway on Love Don’t Let Me Down. When she’s not shooting, G has been popping into the local posh spots including an evening out at Patterson House the other night. She was joined by 3 girls. And while she was there, I’m told from multiple sources that the entire place, the security, the door, the bar, everyone was on high alert. Full Story

Cammie & the Fraud?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 8, 2010 09:13:12 February 8, 2010 09:13:12

CAA always has a huge party every Superbowl weekend. Needing to give his career a boost, the GMD and Robo Katie Holmes showed up with his Knight & Day co-star Cameron Diaz to remind us that he’s a big star. ARod was there too. And they posed together for a photo. So now everyone is saying Manslinger’s discard is hooking up with Cammie D. Full Story

Leo vs Guillaume

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 8, 2010 08:36:12 February 8, 2010 08:36:12

So cute. Leonardo DiCaprio is currently on press tour promoting Shutter Island with Martin Scorsese. He appeared on French television the other day and was surprised by a video from Guillaume Canet, acclaimed French actor director and also boyfriend of Marion Cotillard with whom Leo just finished shooting Inception. Full Story

A very Spittle birthday present

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 8, 2010 08:10:40 February 8, 2010 08:10:40

Fabulous at 41! celebrated her birthday in Mexico with friends Sheryl Crow, Courteney Cox, and a flabby Spittle tagged along too. Gross. It’s not that men can’t gain weight. But a man who is constantly being shoved in my face as some kind of super stud should not be looking like this. Wasn’t he sticking his tongue down some random’s throat just last week? And he was still invited to join the party? Fabulous at 41!’s self esteem must be at an all time low. Full Story

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Country Bitch Hair Fumble

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 8, 2010 07:23:04 February 8, 2010 07:23:04

What has to happen for this hair to be a reality? What is the process? How does one ASK for this hair? Who would ask for this hair? Well, obviously, the Country Bitch. Many of you were offended by her costume. To me the costume served its purpose. It’s the Super Bowl. You bring it as hard and as tacky as possible. Full Story

Brange Bowl Pitt Porn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 8, 2010 07:04:53 February 8, 2010 07:04:53

WHO DAT? Brad Pitt is for New Orleans. He and Maddox cheered New Orleans into the Super Bowl, this weekend he and Maddox cheered New Orleans to the Lombardi trophy. And Mom came along too. But ... for added dramatic effect... Angelina arrived a day later, on Sunday, and the three watched the game from a private box, in full view, and gave us a taste of Pitt Porn just in time for the New Year. Full Story

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February 8, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 8, 2010 06:56:22 February 8, 2010 06:56:22

Celebrity Baggage...for a good cause! The Mood Disorders Association is auctioning off autographed bags, purses, and cases from Canadian celebrities including Anne Murray, Paul Coffey, Rick Mercer, Jully Black etc in support of programmes that improve the quality of life for individuals and families who face the challenges of living with a mood disorder. Full Story