I called it an eyebrow archer the other day. And indeed, The Daily Mail once again sucks sh-t, instilling us first with false hope, and then replacing it with disappointment. The other day, the paper reported that Katie Holmes and Jesus had triumphed over Xenu and the GMD and that Little Sci was enrolled at a Catholic pre-school in Boston. Full Story
Happy early 20th Birthday Erin F in PoCo from Stephanie S, friend of 15 years, who wishes you good luck with your exams and papers. She’ll be thinking of you from across the Strait of Georgia and always thankful that you bullied her into buying that Badgley Mischka. Happy 24th Birthday Natalie N with so much love from your sister Emily. Full Story
Am heading tonight to an advance screening for Where The Wild Things Are. 7pm seems very, very far away. Can’t wait. Reminds me of something Meryl Streep said last week at the ROM. They’d just played a scene from Angels in America, the one in which she’s virtually unrecognisable as a rabbi waiting by the side of the road in a line of patient rabbis and the other two rabbis are Tony Kushner and Maurice Sendak. It’s the way she said it. Like Tony Kushner and Maurice Sendak should be household names. She’s right.
Books take different meaning for different people. Where The Wild Things Are was one of the first books I remember reading. It was a new school and I had no friends. My mother had just left. Sometimes an imagination can save you.
It’s Wednesday. It’s Glee day! There’s a new reason now to support Glee. It’s the best, obviously, but also as a f-ck you to NBC. Not only for the network’s rejection of the Glee cast at the Macy’s parade, not only for the Jay Leno debacle, but also because NBC would rather pour its money into that sh-t than properly promote Friday Night Lights.
This is Matthew Morrison last night at the Where The Wild Things Are premiere in New York.
Yours in gossip,
PS. Congratulations to Clara C from Toronto Congratulations to Clara C. from Toronto for winning the Kenneth Cole etalk bag!
Photos from Wenn.com and Johns PkI/Splashnewsonline.com
So that’s what she came for. It was a shopping spree. Celine Dion was photographed again in New York today leaving her hotel with a rack of items. And not from Topshop. I promise you not from Topshop. It’s no secret Celine loves the luxe. Here’s the thing about Celine though, as opposed to so many of her peers, those Mimi cheap asses who demand their sh-t for free. Full Story
You know it’s trouble when Chuck walks around saving people and being nice and sh-t and…giving massages. Where’s the bad? Not bad crazy but bad bad. Georgina’s bad has become Single White Female. Doesn’t count at all. The lack of bad means an increase in suck. Gossip Girl has sucked all season. Full Story
She’s persistent. And she’s already trying to sort out a Plan B. Plan A, obviously, is to keep clinging to Pippy even though he’s trying to fling her. But just like she once schemed to lock him down, crashing party after party to hook it up, Shelf Ass Jessica Biel is resourceful. A hungry bitch always lines up her next meal. Full Story
Look what she has accomplished in 3 short months. This broad is the BUSINESS. George Clooney is in London kicking off promotion for The Fantastic Mr Fox which opens on November 25th, hoping for a piece of the holiday box office. As you can see, he brought along his piece. Elisabetta Canalis made her UK debut on his arm, loving every f-cking second, and obliterating every bitch that came before her. Full Story
In addition to pissing on you, he will sodomise your boss (Dlisted)
Again. Ashley Greene skin shots. Hooker, you need to cover yourself. (The Superficial)
Two HOT Canadians (Hollywood Tuna)
Barefaced GOOPy at the Art Fair (Just Jared)
If only I could wear my jeans like this. With FISHNETs underneath (Pop Sugar)
Please STOP POSING WITH PUMPKINS (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Sienna looks amazing (Splash Blog)
This would be an even greater tragedy than his death (Cele|bitchy)
From Harrison Ford…to Chris Pine? (ASL)
Playboy GHETTO (Popeater)
Mr Armani is done with the Beckhams. As you’ve probably heard, that Euro Cheese Cristiano Ronaldo will replace David as the ass of the line, and now comes word the poor man’s Jolie, Megan Fox, is taking over from Victoria. Posh is thinking “but I’m thinner than she is”. Full Story
It’s too easy. There’s no art to it. I mean this? This is WEAK. And this is why I think I started rooting for her. Jessica Simpson isn’t a bad heart. She’s just genetically stupid. It’s the lack of leadership in her life, and friendship too, and a proper stylist… Have been trying in vain to change all this. Full Story