Monday, July 27, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Lara’s stag was on Saturday night. Kelly taped Katherine Heigl’s face to a piñata and the blindfolded bride punched the sh-t out of that bitch and then showed off her punting skills by kicking Heigl over the balcony. After that we had a dance party.

Last Friday Newsweek posted this article on its website: Why Is Katherine Heigl So Annoying?

Why? Because, obviously, the MiniVan must love the asstalk. They love it so much they helped the Crown Princess of AssTalk to a $27 million opening weekend despite overwhelmingly negative reviews. The critics absolutely destroyed The Ugly Truth…which must be music to the MiniVan Majority ears. Apparently they needed another formulaic romantic comedy. Great.

If you however are looking for a non-formulaic romantic comedy/drama (500) Days of Summer is what you want. You will love it. And it won’t make you hate people.

Thank you so much to those who’ve written in response to the No Kids post – click here if you missed it – on Friday. Truly appreciate your thoughts, comments, support, disdain, vitriol, anger, and disrespect. Keep sending!

It’s Monday – am back at home in Vancouver, am blogging all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,


Finally her time?

July 27, 2009 16:45:00 Posted at July 27, 2009 16:45:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Has Anna Wintour relented? I truly, truly hope not. But Hello Magazine in the UK (thanks JH!) is reporting that she’ll “appear on the cover of a prestigious US publication later this year.” According to Hello’s source "It's all been kept very hush-hush, but she's going to be a cover star in the autumn. Full Story

The hottest bitch at Comic-Con

July 27, 2009 15:26:17 Posted at July 27, 2009 15:26:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Step off Robert Pattinson. The hottest bitch at Comic-Con was Gary Oldman, there to promote Book of Eli with Denzel Washington in the lead. This is Gary with that gorgeous piece of ass Mila Kunis pretending Denzel is with them. Gary also revealed at Comic-Con that yes, indeed, there will be a third Batman with Christian Bale that will begin production next year which means it’ll be 2011 before it hits theatres. Full Story

Written for Jessica, meant for Lindsay

July 27, 2009 13:22:33 Posted at July 27, 2009 13:22:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Simpson continues to hook up and break up with men who humiliate her. As if it wasn’t enough that he dumped her the night before her birthday, Us Weekly reports that Tony Romo apparently also announced the break up to everyone living in his gated community, informing security that she was no longer to be allowed access to his home in Dallas which is why a sign at the entrance has been posted that reads: "RED ALERT!!! TONY ROMO HAS MADE SOME CHANGES TO HIS LIST OF PEOPLE ALLOWED IN. Full Story

Famewhore loses Vagina Virgin

July 27, 2009 12:35:32 Posted at July 27, 2009 12:35:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Joe Jonas is no longer dating Camilla Belle. Her rep has confirmed it’s over. No specifics were given but we all know it’s because he was afraid of her vagina. A Vagina Virgin can’t make the next step, you know? Apparently Joe, because he can’t help reflecting his pain through his work, changed the lyrics to one of their songs Full Story

Josh’s travel suit

July 27, 2009 12:06:38 Posted at July 27, 2009 12:06:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is for Lara. At her stag this weekend, Kelly and Duana put together a game of Family Feud. Joshua Jackson was an answer in the category “Lara’s Celebrity Crushes” alongside Ed Westwick and Justin Timberlake. Lara will LOVE these photos. It’s Joshua at Vancouver airport leaving for Comic-Con with his co-star John Noble, looking so f-cking beautiful in a black suit, not acting like a total douchebag just because he’s getting papped. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

July 27, 2009 11:54:02 Posted at July 27, 2009 11:54:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

God’s hand and the homewrecker. Funniest sh-t EVER (Dlisted)

Ghetto tits, ghetto abs, luxe life. F-ck me. (Hollywood Tuna)

Wet Jakey on a horse is so much quiver! (Just Jared)

Yes! LipGloss Zac Efron WOULD taste like strawberries! (The Superficial)

Becks defends Posh! (Pop Sugar)

Lilo’s so hard up she has to hit up swag lounge…in person (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Shia on a date (INO)

Kate Hudson and ARod kissing (Cele|bitchy)

How is Eva Mendes qualified to do this??? (ASL)

Sienna’s gorgeous NYLON shoot (PopEater)

Hugh’s weekend with the kids

July 27, 2009 09:41:36 Posted at July 27, 2009 09:41:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hugh Jackman was photographed in NYC this weekend with his children Oscar and Ava. Hugh gets to stay close to family through the rest of summer and fall because he’ll be on Broadway with Daniel Craig in A Steady Rain, beginning previews on September 10th. Hugh and Daniel together…yum. On stage and on screen? The playwright Keith Huff has sold the film rights to the James Bond producers. Full Story


July 27, 2009 09:25:11 Posted at July 27, 2009 09:25:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Am having a hard time looking at these photos. The fontrum is too much. What is it about Twilight that has inspired its fans to piss on their pride? Robert Pattinson arrived in New York last night and was greeted by the usual throng of photographers and fans, one of whom approached him, not only for a picture, but also for…a hug. Full Story

True Blood Triangle

July 27, 2009 08:38:00 Posted at July 27, 2009 08:38:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sounds like it’s coming. The real vampires arrived in town for Comic-Con this weekend in time for a new episode that aired on HBO last night. Did you watch? Did you PVR? You are devoted, right? It’s the best, non? Here’s the cast on the panel and Anna Paquin, Stephen Moyer, and Alex Skarsgard out and about in San Diego and yes, Nelsan Ellis too, because he is so good, so electrifying, Alan Ball extended his time in Bon Temps despite the fact that he should have been terminated after Season 1. Full Story

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Meangirling Gwyneth

July 27, 2009 08:01:21 Posted at July 27, 2009 08:01:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

At Comic-Con this weekend – nine months before the release of Iron Man 2 – Jon Favreau and Robert Downey Jr came back to the place that started it all. It was at Comic-Con 2007 where Favreau unveiled a rough cut clip of his first film that earned the approval of hardcore geeks everywhere and started the anticipation that led to its surprising success at the box office. Full Story

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