Oh Happy Day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2010 15:40:55 May 27, 2010 15:40:55

Oh happy dayOh happy dayyyyy Oh happy dayWhen Shiloh washedWhen Shiloh washedWhen sweet Shiloh washedWhen Shiloh washedShe washed my sins away Brangelunatics have been email bombing me all day. The crime: not wishing The Chosen One a Happy Birthday at the beginning of her birthday. The Brange’s first blonde baby arrived four years ago in Namibia, accompanied by angels and harps, and since then, well, she’s become the Obsession. Full Story

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Jakey loves dancing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2010 13:11:19 May 27, 2010 13:11:19

He really really does. He’ll say yes to anything that involves goofy dancing. And I’ll say yes to any video that involves him goofy dancing. He was goofy dancing last night on Jimmy Fallon. He’s wearing a dumbass yellow jumpsuit and he’s funny and adorable and hot and so f-cking cute. Full Story

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Sex & Headgear

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2010 11:53:09 May 27, 2010 11:53:09

I am angry about Sex & the City 2 right now but what SJP is doing on the carpet tonight in London for the premiere is pretty f-cking amazing. If it’s anywhere you want to do this, it’s obviously in England. Definitely spectacular. So of course there are more photos of her than of the other girls. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2010 11:17:44 May 27, 2010 11:17:44

WHY would you want to infect your own army??? (The Superficial)

Justin Bieber thinks he’s a f-cking badass (Dlisted)

If I’m Fergie, I’m accepting Trump’s offer. Especially after this week (Popeater)

Do you like Amanda Seyfried’s flower bag? (Hollywood Tuna)

Ryan Gosling’s caribou sweater (Pop Sugar)

Do you think he Olsen Twins actually wear Steve Madden? (Just Jared)

Ellen Page cast in a movie I seriously can’t wait to see (Jezebel

She didn’t think about the flash when she put on this shirt (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Every time I see her, I just hear Dilemma (Go Fug Yourself)

Male nerd chic: approve or disapprove? (theFABLife)

Country Bitch silver and legs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2010 10:08:42 May 27, 2010 10:08:42

You call me biased, sure. But I can admit she has great legs. And she is loyal to Idol, I’ll give her that. Here’s Carrie Underwood at the season finale last night in a silver dress and heels and the same hair which is one reason why no matter what she wears it’s like you’ve already seen it. Full Story

Cheese labour

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2010 09:11:00 May 27, 2010 09:11:00

Motherhood, as you know, is my least favourite subject. I’d rather watch Valentine’s Day and Sex & the City 2 over and over again than be enlightened by a birthing video. Unless of course the star of that birthing video is my Mimi Mariah Carey. People.com Full Story

GOOP’s temporary space

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2010 08:27:03 May 27, 2010 08:27:03

If you hate Gwyneth, and most of you do, you will DESPISE the new GOOP. But you will also read every word. Because it’s about home design. And there are a million home design shows on tv for a reason. Don’t lie. You’re already looking at the pictures. So Gwyneth moved her family to Nashville for a couple of months to shoot a movie earlier this year. Full Story

Emma wrap shorts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2010 08:12:08 May 27, 2010 08:12:08

Emma Watson, Daniel Radcliffe, and Bonnie Wright accepted the Family Film Award last night at the National Movie Awards in London. We are just 3 weeks away from the grand opening of The Wizarding World of Harry Potter at Universal Studios. I can’t think about this. Let’s focus instead on these – have you seen these? Be careful when you open this link. Full Story

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Sienna’s fringe without Jude

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2010 07:35:21 May 27, 2010 07:35:21

Sienna Miller and her sister accompanied designer Matthew Williamson last night in London at the launch of his new shoppe. She’s been working a new fringe for the last couple of weeks. Looks good, yes, because she’s gorgeous obviously but I prefer her without, not only because I’m personally averse to the fringe but because it’s not very versatile. Full Story

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Crank & Depp

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2010 07:10:09 May 27, 2010 07:10:09

It’s comedy hour courtesy of Lindsay Lohan’s Twitter. As you know, she’s now wearing a monitoring anklet, has been ordered by the court to stay off drugs and alcohol, and is not allowed to leave Los Angeles for “work”. Full Story

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Jake Gyllenhaal came to etalk yesterday and the entire studio dissolved into a puddle. No, actually, not just the studio. I’m told that they were even gushing in the control room. So Jake is so charming, you don’t even have to be anywhere near him.  Read Full Intro