This is how Pippy Justin Timberlake fights (Dlisted)
Many shots of George Clooney’s new piece on the beach (Hollywood Tuna)
If she has friends, why didn’t they tell her about her maybe gaybe? (Just Jared)
My Marion and Guillaume on holiday! (Pop Sugar)
I can’t stop looking at it. What do you think it feels like? (The Superficial)
Brody and her Butterface (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
There was NO OTHER SONG??? Ugh. People suck. (PopEater)
Another teen twat who can’t date her age (INO)
Why is Spidey’s family so hard up? (The Blemish)
Ashley Greene posing REALLY hard (Popoholic)
That f-cking Shelf Ass had the temerity to put herself in the same sentence with Meryl Streep in an interview. Meryl Streep is too classy to care. But to quote Valentino: I would eat them! Meryl was in LA last night with Amy Adams for the premiere of Julie & Julia in which she plays Julia Child, with the accent and the quirky mannerisms, a third summer in a row that she’s featured at the box office, and that’s Meryl Streep – just turned 60 and, as she’s said recently, suddenly a box office draw. Full Story
She did. I know. My blood is boiling too. Shelf Ass Jessica Biel sat town with the LA Times to promote her gig at the Hollywood Bowl – she’s performing in Guys & Dolls and everyone involved in the production has been raving about her “silvery” voice, her range, her pipes. Full Story
Still can’t believe it about Katie Holmes on SYTYCD. Can’t believe they allowed it on television, can’t believe she allowed it to be on television, can’t believe that actually took time to rehearse, that it required choreography… But I can totally believe the ratings. The ratings were amazing. Full Story
Lara’s stag was on Saturday night. Kelly taped Katherine Heigl’s face to a piñata and the blindfolded bride punched the sh-t out of that bitch and then showed off her punting skills by kicking Heigl over the balcony. After that we had a dance party.
Last Friday Newsweek posted this article on its website: Why Is Katherine Heigl So Annoying?
Why? Because, obviously, the MiniVan must love the asstalk. They love it so much they helped the Crown Princess of AssTalk to a $27 million opening weekend despite overwhelmingly negative reviews. The critics absolutely destroyed The Ugly Truth…which must be music to the MiniVan Majority ears. Apparently they needed another formulaic romantic comedy. Great.
If you however are looking for a non-formulaic romantic comedy/drama (500) Days of Summer is what you want. You will love it. And it won’t make you hate people.
Thank you so much to those who’ve written in response to the No Kids post – click here if you missed it – on Friday. Truly appreciate your thoughts, comments, support, disdain, vitriol, anger, and disrespect. Keep sending!
It’s Monday – am back at home in Vancouver, am blogging all day, check back often.
Yours in gossip,
Has Anna Wintour relented? I truly, truly hope not. But Hello Magazine in the UK (thanks JH!) is reporting that she’ll “appear on the cover of a prestigious US publication later this year.” According to Hello’s source "It's all been kept very hush-hush, but she's going to be a cover star in the autumn. Full Story
Step off Robert Pattinson. The hottest bitch at Comic-Con was Gary Oldman, there to promote Book of Eli with Denzel Washington in the lead. This is Gary with that gorgeous piece of ass Mila Kunis pretending Denzel is with them. Gary also revealed at Comic-Con that yes, indeed, there will be a third Batman with Christian Bale that will begin production next year which means it’ll be 2011 before it hits theatres. Full Story