Angels in New York

October 16, 2009 07:51:53 Posted at October 16, 2009 07:51:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I have a photo shoot today. As mentioned before, I suck sh-t at photo shoots. It’s because I can be extremely UNphotogenic. To the point where our etalk publicists have created a “DO NOT EVER OPEN OR USE OR EVEN LOOK AT” folder full of my old pictures that they hit up sometimes when they need a good laugh. Full Story

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October 16, 2009 – Smutty Tingles

October 16, 2009 07:38:03 Posted at October 16, 2009 07:38:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Dear Lisa – Ryan Gosling is touring right now, there have been few new photos. But these are some of my favourites from last Spring, when he was shooting a movie with Michelle Williams. Big hug to you and your son. Happy Birthday Dragana from Trish who can’t wait for the European adventure…and the half marathon in 2010. Full Story

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Thursday, October 15, 2009

Dear Gossips,

I can’t remember the last time I cried before last night. I am not a crier. Even still, I WEPT during Where The Wild Things Are. Even though we sat beside a really annoying lady with a really, really annoying laugh, I wept at the happy parts, I wept at the lonely parts, I wept at the sad parts, I wept because I loved it so much. It’s a brilliantly made film; it’s a beautifully told story. Please see it this weekend. Let the Wild Rumpus rule the box office.

Attached – the always wonderful Catherine O’Hara who was in Toronto yesterday at a reading and to unveil a new street sign.

I dreamt of Sue Sylvester verbally abusing me last night and loved every minute. Glee keeps getting better. Remember, these episodes were shot months ago, BEFORE the full season pick up. Hopefully when they resume then, it’ll be a seamless continuation. And if you have no idea about Sue Sylvester… why NOT???

Yours in gossip,


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Hugh and his fans

October 15, 2009 14:50:32 Posted at October 15, 2009 14:50:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I spend most days sh-tting on celebrities. Because most of them they deserve it. But it’s refreshing once in a while to go the opposite direction, to truly celebrate and GUSH over those who earn their fame and fortune. Like Hugh Jackman. Love this story from a reader called Olga K who was fortunate enough to spend Canadian Thanksgiving in New York last week. Full Story

Better genes

October 15, 2009 13:52:34 Posted at October 15, 2009 13:52:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It makes my friend Jody very happy when I post pictures of him. I am happy to post them. Am happy to make her happy. So everyone wins with Jason Bateman. Jason was with his Couples Retreat co-stars in London today at a photocall to promote the film. Look how handsome. Jason Bateman and Rob Lowe. They never age, do they? It’s the genes. Full Story

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Night After Night

October 15, 2009 11:54:46 Posted at October 15, 2009 11:54:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What the f-ck, George? Why didn’t you bring her to Toronto? Perhaps he’s saving her North American debut for New York and LA. He’s definitely scheduled in both places for the releases of his next 3 films in the next 6 weeks. For now however only Europe has been able to enjoy the sight of Elisabetta Canalis on Clooney’s arm. Full Story

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Cheese’s 2nd home

October 15, 2009 11:02:01 Posted at October 15, 2009 11:02:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mimi arrived in Tokyo today. Please. It’s like she takes her Cheese there for the restorative powers of the Far East. Hello Kitties make it stronger. See? Straight off the plane she’s already at the top of her cheddar: the ass is extra out one way, the tits are extra out the other way, teetering and tottering for her subjects, preening and primping the way only Mimi can preen and primp. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

October 15, 2009 10:39:51 Posted at October 15, 2009 10:39:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Why the F-CK does this keep happening??? (Dlisted)

Scabby’s Old School Hustle (The Superficial)

All that money, she can’t afford a seamless bra? (Hollywood Tuna)

Ellen Pompeo is back to Hollywood size. Already. (Just Jared)

She’s never been happier or more famous. And it cost her NOTHING (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Keep your shirt off and shave that sh-t (Pop Sugar)

Madonna anoints her next? (INO)

A Jessica Biel Quickie (Popoholic)

Is Size 2 clinging too? (The Blemish)

Two twats meet on Twitter (Popeater)

She sucks but it’s not her fault

October 15, 2009 09:57:28 Posted at October 15, 2009 09:57:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Of course not. It’s never her fault. Two weeks after everyone else, is finally acknowledging that Lindsay Lohan’s Ungaro debut was the total sh-ts. When asked about her sucky runway styles, Lilo blamed it on “coming in so late and having not that much time to do a whole collection. Full Story

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Tina Tonight

October 15, 2009 08:28:02 Posted at October 15, 2009 08:28:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You ready? 30 Rock is back. Tonight. Tina was at Letterman last night to promote the season premiere, charming and adorable as usual. But not as popular as she should be. I’m sure you’ve heard about the Forbes List? The top earners on prime time TV? Tyra Banks came in 1st. Tina Fey came in 7th. Full Story

Clooney 3

October 15, 2009 08:00:00 Posted at October 15, 2009 08:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you saw yesterday, George Clooney was accompanied last night in London by his Italian Queen Elisabetta Canalis and they hit up the afterparty together to meet up with Cindy Crawford, married to Clooney’s bff Rande Gerber who doesn’t appear to have made the trip. As some of you have noted, Eli resembles Cindy. Full Story

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