How will you survive a day with no tongue, no thumb? (Dlisted)
Hot babe, baaaad pants (Hollywood Tuna)
Porny wants her body back (The Superficial)
Ok from this angle doesn’t my ex boyfriend look good? Shut UP Duana. (Just Jared)
No Tony? Jessica Simpson looks great! (Pop Sugar)
Another reason to watch Mad Men …because they told January Jones she’s too skinny (INO)
Size 2 gets on her knees for Robert Pattinson’s marble member (Cele|bitchy)
Hollywood twats date the douchiest guys (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
When plastic surgery meets ‘roid monkey (Towleroad)
Guess who’s missing? (ASL)
Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady have not officially confirmed they’re expecting even though it’s already been published in asskissy People which means it’s not only totally true, but that the magazine received the couple’s secret endorsement. G recently posed for London Fog in a new campaign. Full Story
This is an I Hate People article. It will make you angry and punchy. You have been warned. Lisa Rinna “wrote” a book. It’s called Rinnavation: Getting Your Best Life Ever. Really? Her????? Yes. Her. Lisa Rinna can help you improve your life. Please. She was at a signing yesterday and showed off all six of her lips. Full Story
Taylor Momsen celebrated her 16th birthday yesterday by performing with her band Pretty Reckless in New York. As you can see, she looks 16 the way Miley Cyrus does. And the way Ali Lohan does. In other words, 35 and plucked. Awesome. Taylor is also celebrating her Teen Vogue cover and an interview that serves to convince us of her maturity and artistry. Full Story
You know who’s under the squirrel? It’s Johnny Depp. Crazy f-cking bitch. Love him SO MUCH. Johnny was at Comic-Con and a brief appearance at the Alice in Wonderland panel to support Tim Burton. Then he decided to enjoy the rest of the convention incognito, hidden under the plush, roaming around undisturbed, except that his badge read JOHNNY DEPP. Full Story
As Gary Oldman revealed at Comic-Con, the brilliant Christopher Nolan will direct a third Batman with Christian Bale as the Dark Knight, and rumour has it JailBait Miley Cyrus wants to be Batgirl so badly she dressed in character for an impromptu audition, not unlike that crazy bitch Sean Young back in the day with Catwoman, and supposedly “stunned Warner executives” when she started hopping around the room adlibbing self written dialogue… …the f-ck? Most people think it’s a bullsh-t story. Full Story
Brad Pitt was in Berlin for the Inglourious Basterds premiere yesterday – an important one since the movie was filmed there. Brad arrived in the morning, wore a white tshirt, a cap, and khakis to the photo call, then the red carpet in a well fitted grey suit, with shades, took off his jacket at the afterparty where he threw back a few beer with this castmates before taking off this morning in the same white shirt and cap and khakis again hopping on a private jet presumably headed home. Full Story
Much love and sympathy to Kim C and Jonathan Y and the Vancouver arts community coping with the loss of Azra, Fergus, and Phoebe. From Ksenia Full Story
Jesus is following Madonna all over Europe while she tours, seen here arriving in Spain carrying her bags and sightseeing with Lourdes in Madrid. She’s making headlines again today as old love letters she wrote to an exboyfriend are being auctioned off and the British press was all over her this weekend as these photos emerged of Madge more ripped than ever, frighteningly so, and not at all attractive.
My friend Iain, who is a well known Madonna expert, and I were discussing this over email yesterday. It’s been ages since she’s done something everyone can stand behind. Which is why we are all celebrating CELEBRATION. September 28th can’t come soon enough. And I LOVE the cover. Loved the short hair tight curled Madonna.
Tuesday – new articles all day. Check back often and scroll down for what you missed late yesterday.
Yours in gossip,
PS. Bro Massage is not Vince Vaughn and Jon Favreau.
Photos from Bauergriffinonline.com
Jonathan Rhys Meyers celebrated his 32nd birthday yesterday at the U2 show in Dublin almost a month after he was arrested in Paris for pulling a Kiefer Sutherland style drunken rage on a waiter in an airport bar. He’ll appear in court in September. JRM has been f-cked up now for over 2 years but is said to be working hard at sobriety and indeed, he does look much healthier here, with a little extra weight, and a lot less crazy in the eyes. Full Story