Lilo: on India and Rihanna

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2009 08:53:46 December 14, 2009 08:53:46

Crack head is back from India where she claimed to have been on a humanitarian mission with the BBC to film a documentary on child trafficking, a decision that has come under heavy criticism. The Guardian Full Story

Marion & Guillaume: horses & hats

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2009 07:04:53 December 14, 2009 07:04:53

First Ryan Gosling, now Marion Cotillard and Guillaume Canet … the week is looking more and more fried ricey. Yesterday in Paris at the Grand Prix Masters Gucci Horse Exposition my Marion and her Guillaume were together but didn’t pose together, both in all black and hats. She’s gorgeous and adorable without much makeup, he’s so handsome and only getting better with age. Full Story

Giving back on her birthday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2009 06:38:35 December 14, 2009 06:38:35

Oh Taylor Swift. Right now you are perfect. TSwizzle turned 20 yesterday and celebrated at her family home with family, friends, her band, and the crew, baking the night before to surprise her guests, and then, oh yeah, announcing she’d made a donation of $250K to educational programs around the country, helping support teacher salaries, and purchasing new textbooks. Full Story

Best of 2009: Hugh Jackman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2009 06:20:00 December 14, 2009 06:20:00

He hosted the Oscars, he promoted the sh-t out of Wolverine, and earned a box office win, then he went to Broadway and pleased them onstage too, and through it all, always a smile, always gracious, always patient, even when surrounded by paps and fans, even at the airport when his children were with him, Hugh Jackman never loses his cool, he is never ungrateful, and he never, EVER complains. Full Story

Ryan helps during finals

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2009 06:11:02 December 14, 2009 06:11:02

Molly S wrote to me last week. First semester law school, finals week. She gave me a list to choose from for a distraction: James Franco, Robert Pattinson, Jon Hamm, Hugh Jackman, Ryan Gosling, Cory Monteith. Ryan Gosling doesn’t get papped too often. But he must have heard Molly’s appeal. Full Story

December 14, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2009 06:06:35 December 14, 2009 06:06:35

Happy Birthday Kennedy from your BFF April who says 2010 will be MUCH better and that owning a Jessica Simpson Christmas album is not okay…? What?  Full Story

Friday, December 11, 2009

Dear Gossips,

How come when Lady Gaga speaks with an affected British accent, it’s adorable, but when Madonna does it we roll our eyes? Am a little bit in love with her today after The Monster Ball last night. She is worth seeing right now at small venues and low-ish production value before she eventually graduates to big stadiums and less intimacy.  Read Full Intro

Ha. Ha. Ha.

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 11, 2009 14:25:00 December 11, 2009 14:25:00

And this, motherf-cker, is what you call consequences.  Full Story

Portman, Austen, and zombies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 11, 2009 14:21:02 December 11, 2009 14:21:02

Oh Shelfy loses another one. Natalie Portman continues to work, continues to land interesting scripts, while Jessica Biel, who desperately wants those opportunites, isn’t, doesn’t, can’t. Portman is currently shooting Black Swan in New York for Darren Aronofsky with Mila Kunis. She’s taking Hesher to Sundance – a film she produced – then a comedy called Your Highness with James Franco and Danny McBride slated for Fall, she’s confirmed for Thor (another role Biel wanted), and now it’s been announced that she will produce and star Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 11, 2009 11:40:26 December 11, 2009 11:40:26

Scabby only reads books about penises. So proud to be Canadian. (The Superficial)

A 13 year old who knows more than the adult (Dlisted)

What is happening to Sophie Monk’s face? (Hollywood Tuna)

JailBait Miley kissing in Paris…but hell no, she’s definitely, DEFINITELY not f-cking him, right? (Just Jared)

Little Sci’s matching bag and shoes (Pop Sugar)

Halle Berry and the most beautiful baby ever go shopping (INO)

The only time I’ll agree with Country Bitch (ASL)

Homewreckers are now getting papped (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

How long before this becomes Nicole Kidman’s next facial procedure? (Cele|bitchy)

Why we so desperately need to know every detail about celebrity breakups (PopEater)