Dumb title portends more?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2010 17:11:09 January 28, 2010 17:11:09

As you know, for months I’ve been bitching about the dumbassness of the title Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps. A trailer has been released online. Don’t really like the way it’s cut but am still kinda intrigued. By Michael Douglas. Shia LaBeouf looks like an infant. And while that scene with Carey Mulligan in her shirt and laptop is totally useless, she does look gorgeous. Full Story

Leighton’s boots and shoot

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2010 14:20:21 January 28, 2010 14:20:21

She’s just so much more than Blake Lively. Why can’t this be a universally acknowledged fact? On every level. Starting with the superficial, Leighton to me is a better looking girl. Beautiful features, expressive, versatile, and then of course her character, her acting, SHE DOESN’T MUMBLE HER DIALOGUE… Also I’m not constantly being suffocated by her tits. Full Story

Inoculate New Orleans

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2010 12:04:01 January 28, 2010 12:04:01

Who dat? The sentimental Super Bowl favourite team this year is the New Orleans Saints. GO SAINTS. But Saints fans, you need to be vigilant. Because Ebola Paris Hilton, that piece of sh-t, it will come around. It will come after you. And despite the fact that it and Kim Kardashian cannot stand each other, it’s more likely it’ll cheer for the Saints than for the Colts. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2010 11:08:18 January 28, 2010 11:08:18

Double the Mimi, Double the Cheese, low on originality (Dlisted)

We hated the old one, but we really, really hate the new one (The Superficial)

She sucked on SNL, now January Jones can’t stop f-cking up (Pop Eater)

Hilary Duff works out, looks healthy (Hollywood Tuna)

Just when you thought Avril Lavigne couldn’t get any more annoying …(Just Jared)

I like the way, like, Kristen Stewart’s hair is, like, growing out (Pop Sugar)

Kate Moss’s amazing white jacket (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Jon Hamm, I’ll take you any which way (Cele|bitchy)

The thinnification of Kristin Cavallari (Popoholic)

It’s one of the few times I’m not down with a Rihanna ensemble (Go Fug Yourself)

Porny is gassy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2010 08:44:25 January 28, 2010 08:44:25

No, it’s not mature. No, my photo selection for this post isn’t helping. But this is a f-cking emergency. And we need immediate, drastic action even if it’s a little juvenile.Us Weekly Full Story

Junior from behind

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2010 08:23:24 January 28, 2010 08:23:24

If I’m, say, Miss Zahara Jolie-Pitt, and I see naked photos of my parents all over the house, really, there’s really not all that much to complain about. Same goes for Nahla Aubry. Definitely Nahla Aubry. But what if your parents are Tori Spelling and Kevin Federline Junior? Would you walk around the house blindfolded? I would. Full Story

How Posh sees Posh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2010 07:50:06 January 28, 2010 07:50:06

Victoria Beckham is pimping her dresses in the pages of 10 magazine. She and David both have their own covers – click here to see - and she tells the magazine that you don’t have to be a size double 0 to fit in her pieces. Full Story

Kristen Bell is not Reese Witherspoon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2010 07:04:36 January 28, 2010 07:04:36

I didn’t say it, Gawker said it. But you know I’ve been saying it for years: that TV girls should be content being on TV. And Kristen Bell is very much a TV girl. Just like Jessicas Alba and Biel, and so many more her, Bell just doesn’t have it to make it in movies. Full Story

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January 28, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2010 06:35:38 January 28, 2010 06:35:38

Happy Birthday Nika! Fire-breathing dragons and hugging porcupines? Meet Natalie outside, you know why, and don’t tell Danny Rob!  Full Story

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Dear Gossips,

My favourite thing about yesterday was the the Pi Phi sorority at Cornell University dress code. Stacy P sent it over, made my life, and now I’m obsessed with the bitch who created it. Not exactly gossip related but you can imagine Dress Code Bitch and all her followers, you can imagine the driving force they are on pop culture.  Read Full Intro

2 FASHION COVERS: Nicole Richie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2010 16:45:48 January 27, 2010 16:45:48

The March issue of Canada’s FASHION Magazine is an exclusive with Nicole Richie and two covers. She’s wearing her own bra, a long vest from her own line, and jewellery from her own line too… Nicole is promoting Winter Kate launching this spring, she models pieces from the collection inside the magazine. Full Story