Ryan Gosling’s Onesie: moodsaver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2011 09:19:54 January 7, 2011 09:19:54

I have been foul all week. The worst mood ever. Mostly due to a lingering cold/maybe sinus infection. But also because of detox. No more holiday drinking, no more farting around eating Oreos all day. It’s a chicken-only existence right now. I hate chicken so much. But the tv work is starting up again, we’re heading to Sundance soon, and then in 7 weeks it’s the Oscars, which means, literally, eating will not be fun until February 28. Full Story

No Strings, no ring

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2011 09:01:02 January 7, 2011 09:01:02

Finally got around to watching the red band trailer for No Strings Attached, in theatres on January 2. Can’t decide how I feel about it. There’s a moment here and there that looks like it might not suck. And I do like the line “Boo! Here comes my dick”, but I really hate the part where she’s looking at his dick with 3D glasses. Full Story

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Country Bitch hates Montreal

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2011 08:26:00 January 7, 2011 08:26:00

During an interview yesterday with a radio station, Carrie Underwood decided to piss on Montreal. She and husband Mike Fisher were there recently and “our (rental) car got broken into. We had to...call them and be like, 'We're sorry! The car is broken.” So now she associates the city with auto theft. Full Story

TSN on DVD

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2011 07:52:13 January 7, 2011 07:52:13

What a smart move. It is the leader going into awards season. It will likely fight it out at the Oscars with The King’s Speech. It will probably win. But first, to sustain its momentum, the DVD will be released on January 11th. That’ll give The Social Network some extra kick. Clever, non? In service of the launch, and a very strategic campaign, all of the film’s major players were in Beverly Hills last night at the event including Jesse Eisenberg, expected to be nominated for Best Actor, Aaron Sorkin, a sure bet for an adapted screenplay nod, David Fincher, who will definitely make the Academy’s list of directors, Andrew Garfield, Armie Hammer, and, of course, Justin Timberlake. Full Story

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January 7, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2011 07:26:09 January 7, 2011 07:26:09

Gypsy, As you stand on the threshold of ultimate wisdom and eccentricity, please remember to keep "learning us youngin's", to work on your "whoo-whoo" powers, and to wear your wig and jaunty hat proud!! From all of your friends. You know who we are. Happy Birthday Natasha! Per your request, pre-bloat Johnny Depp, Benedict Cumberbatch, Ian Somerhalder, and Paul Walker are attached. Full Story

Thursday, January 6, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Every day I receive emails about Taylor Kitsch – what’s he doing, can you post pictures, is he dating, where is he? And all the time I say that Taylor Kitsch isn’t famous enough, yet, to warrant pap and tabloid attention.  Read Full Intro

Ben is crusty

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2011 14:51:00 January 6, 2011 14:51:00

Fresh off a family holiday to Hawaii, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner took their daughter Violet for frozen yoghurt in Santa Monica yesterday. That kid always seems so happy. I like her. Her father on the other hand didn’t seem to be in a great mood, obviously protesting the presence of the paps. Full Story

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Is Emma next?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2011 12:59:00 January 6, 2011 12:59:00

I read about this item just at the start of the holiday and wanted to hold on it because people are in and out during that time and, well, we need all the energy we can get, collectively, to will this not to happen. Harvey Weinstein was in London and happened to see some footage of Emma Watson (in a supporting role) in a new movie called My Week With Marilyn, headlined by Michelle Williams. Full Story

A man has needs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2011 12:03:25 January 6, 2011 12:03:25

This is the best thing that’s happened to me today. When I woke up, grumpy as f-ck, and bloated, reading about it made me happy. Picturing it, and then picturing the conversation after it, was even better. That might be a little perverted. As you know, T.I. is currently in prison for another year for being a dumbass and driving around tweaked and messing with his probation. Full Story

Canes, bump clothes, and mixing metals

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2011 11:48:33 January 6, 2011 11:48:33

Written by Sasha Sasha, I have a pretty random fashion advice question that I've been puzzling over for months and I clearly need expert help. I'm 28 and thanks to some complications from surgery, I'll be walking a cane probably for the rest of my life. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2011 11:09:15 January 6, 2011 11:09:15

Jessica Szohr wearing paint looks better than Ashley Greene wearing paint. Paint-off of the nobodies. (The Superficial)

Zac Efron tries to make his voice extra deep and uses big words (Dlisted)

So… Sean Penn’s not bitter. At all. (Popeater)

And it begins anew. Lilo’s daily pap fashion show (Hollywood Tuna)

Halle Berry’s kid gets cuter (Pop Sugar)

Mila Kunis. I’m hard. (Just Jared)

Halle Berry’s hair looks good even when she just rolls out of bed (Popoholic)

Was he there for a post break bootycall? Or is he moving his sh-t out? (Celebuzz)

Sometime I think Naomi Watts had twins (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Is this a new song from Britney Spears? (Pink Is The New Blog)