Don’t talk like this

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2010 07:22:38 November 10, 2010 07:22:38

As mentioned previously, I have an Eminem problem. Most of the time it’s under control. Unlike my friends, who continue to bombard my inbox with their crushes on mothering-hipped, delicate-handed boy children, I rein in my ridiculous Shady crushing with discipline, more really for self preservation than anything else. Full Story

Tom Brady’s new deal

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2010 07:10:31 November 10, 2010 07:10:31

It’s with Under Armour. He left Nike and has signed a multi-year deal with Under Armour and will be paid in Under Armour stocks. Very smart. It means he’ll keep getting paid long after his career is over. Under Armour has been aggressive lately, non? It’s everywhere. At least it is in my house. Full Story

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Dear Gossips,

A quick note about the Weekly LiveBlog with Sarah from Cinesnark today. There’s a time change just for this week as I’ll be tied up here this evening and won’t be back in time at the usual start.  Read Full Intro

G’s 20 lbs and her Nashville hustle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2010 15:03:20 November 9, 2010 15:03:20

Did you see this on Tracy Anderson going off about how Gwyneth Paltrow had to gain 20 lbs for Country Strong? "They wanted her to eat a lot of chicken. It was frustrating for me, but they wanted her to gain. When I trained her for the first Iron Man movie, I took 30 pounds off her. Full Story

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Did they talk over each other?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2010 14:33:33 November 9, 2010 14:33:33

I would love to sit at a table with Cher and Julia Roberts, two yappy bitches who know EVERYTHING and can’t wait to tell you what to do. The question is: would Cher and Julia Roberts be seated together? I wasn’t at the Glamour Women of the Year Awards last night in New York but I hope, for Girl Sh-t’s sake, that it didn’t happen. Full Story

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So many sexual euphemisms

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2010 14:19:26 November 9, 2010 14:19:26

Written by Duana Gossip Taha here, to protect you against the possibility of little J arriving. Prreviously on Gossip Girl, Juliette had a big plan, and was aware of Serena’s tryst with the prof, and he was her cousin, but she somehow loved Nate still. Full Story

Weekly Live Blog - Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2010 12:55:42 November 9, 2010 12:55:42

Hi! Sarah's probably hating me a little right now, and Duana too, because I've just come from the Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1 press screening. Omg. Omg. I want to go again! Meanwhile over in Hollywood, Oscar maneuvering is hopping. Everyone is angling already. And it's early! We can discuss the Rachel Weisz split, we'll talk some more about Taylor and Jakey, we have to get to Gwyneth's upcoming live performance on the CMAs, and so so soooo much more. Full Story

The accessible Brange

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2010 12:19:58 November 9, 2010 12:19:58

Brad Pitt joined Angelina Jolie at work today for the second day in a row in Budapest. Once again, there was some affection. Once again, they embraced and he gazed at her admiringly and he toted around his camera and his tripod taking arty pictures. His photos of her have been published before. Perhaps it’ll be the same when it’s time to promote this film. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2010 11:50:37 November 9, 2010 11:50:37

Hi Gossips. Lainey’s at the Harry Potter screening right now and will be back later for the liveblog and more new articles. Tingles Jacek edition is below - Jacek

There are only two things I can’t stand in this world. Those who are intolerant of others, and the Dutch. Now read this (The Superficial)

I prefer tits on Marion Cotillard’s forehead (Dlisted)

Demand in the US for a same sex couple on Dancing with the Stars? Can we call this progress? (Popeater)

Hot Hurley. Not a fan of a lot of make-up but I’m liking this…(Hollywood Tuna)

Red carpet Full House reunion looks like a horror flick movie poster (Pop Sugar)

Not in danger of losing Lainey to Eminem apparently (Just Jared)

Bosworth looking really skinny (Popoholic)

RPatz and KStew boarding a helicopter (Celebuzz)

Ebola gets the chills (Egotastic!)

Apparently poor style but I love the way this dress fits her. Sexy. (Go Fug Yourself)

JailBait and a King of Leon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2010 10:32:00 November 9, 2010 10:32:00

Miley Cyrus was in Madrid for the EMAs. Jared Followill was there with Kings of Leon. Apparently they went after-partyhopping together, flirting all night, and texting too. This is what I find so confusing about the young generation. They were at the same place, at the same time, and face to face at the club. Full Story

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Wilmer likes them troubled?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2010 09:20:40 November 9, 2010 09:20:40

When Lindsay Lohan was 17, she was dating Wilmer Valderrama and living at the Chateau Marmont. They broke up, she stopped eating, starting cranking, and, well, you know the rest. Now Page Six is reporting that Wilmer and Demi Lovato were dating just before she entered rehab last week. Full Story