Smack the Cyrus

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 16, 2009 06:22:53 December 16, 2009 06:22:53

Since I’m going to hell already I’ll say it for you – the little one’s voice is just as annoying as her older sister. Of course it’s a Cyrus. What else could it be? You’ve already enjoyed the sight of Noah Cyrus working a pole Full Story

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Dear Gossips,

The HFPA was all over Inglourious Basterds. Just finished watching the livestream of the Golden Globe nominations where Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake had the honour of announcing the Best Motion Picture nominees. Really? Him? Son, quit making it about you.  Read Full Intro

Sit DOWN Centaur

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2009 14:03:36 December 15, 2009 14:03:36

Please. These ‘roidy motherf-ckers and their massive egos. First reaction when the ego takes a bruising is to call up the boys and pull their dicks out in retaliation. Who else but Alex Rodriguez? He and Manslinger Kate Hudson are no longer together. You’ve seen Kate in action. Through Owen Wilson, through Justin Timberlake, through Lance Armstrong, through Adam Scott… Kate doesn’t look back, and she most certainly doesn’t cling. Full Story

Best of 2009: Country Bitch ducking

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2009 13:32:53 December 15, 2009 13:32:53

She’s so f-cking famous that when she shows up at a TELEVISED hockey game in a large ass arena, she has to take cover like she’s the target of a heavy artillery attack. Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher (who is owning it for Ottawa this year trying to make a bid for the Olympic team) are dating. Full Story

Scabby’s honest day of work

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2009 11:33:59 December 15, 2009 11:33:59

Credit. To Scabby for actually earning money without getting passed around on her knees by billionaires or hosting some low life party. She’s in London now and last night was her first performance as the Genie of the Lamp in the pantomime production of Aladdin at the New Wimbledon Theatre. I mean f-ck, this is downright respectable. Full Story

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Zoe steeze

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2009 10:46:34 December 15, 2009 10:46:34

As I’ve noted too many times already, I don’t get Avatar. But I do very much get Zoe Saldana. Zoe was featured in one of the most well received movies of the year (Star Trek) and is now featured in one of the most highly anticipated movies to end the year (Avatar) and hopefully that’ll push her over, well on her way in 2010. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2009 10:25:00 December 15, 2009 10:25:00

Goldie & Kate: mom and daughter coats (The Superficial)

Kellan Lutz kept tweaking his nipples. And it paid off (Dlisted)

You look at this birthday cake and tell me what it’s supposed to be (Hollywood Tuna)

I really like it when Jakey G takes his shirt off (Towleroad)

JLo’s Alluring glow (Just Jared)

No, for real, Harlow is KILLING me (Pop Sugar)

Clearly this girl did not ask for final approval on her cover photo (Popoholic)

The Third Lip won’t open for Xenu (Cele|bitchy)

She gets invited everywhere and I’ll never understand it (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Fashion that defined a decade – ugh, remember Juicy tracksuits + Uggs? (PopEater)

Best of 2009: Billy Bob Douchebag

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2009 09:50:09 December 15, 2009 09:50:09

Best because he came out like a massive f-cking prick. For Billy Bob Thornton, life really was over as soon as The Jolie left him. Watching it back again, it’s even worse than I remember. And better. Back in April, BBT was in Toronto with his band promoting their new record. The Boxmasters stopped by Q with Jian Ghomeshi on CBC Radio. Full Story

Marion’s invited to the party

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2009 08:16:45 December 15, 2009 08:16:45

Is she bringing Guillaume to the party? The Golden Globes are often referred to as the best party. Because no one eats and they all get drunk. Marion was ripped off when she won her Golden Globe. The strike was happening, the GGs were cancelled, so now she gets a do-over. My girl received a nod today for Best Actress in a Comedy/Musical for Nine. Full Story

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Pip, just read the f-cking paper

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2009 07:44:00 December 15, 2009 07:44:00

This is what Morley emailed me earlier while we were all watching the livestream of the Golden Globe nominations in reference to Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake’s famewhoring during the announcements. He couldn’t help himself. He could not help taking over the spotlight. From the beginning when he claimed to have been nervous to every distracting maneuver in between, and even at the end – that’s all ah got, that’s all ah got – this bitch had to make it about him. Full Story

Nominee takes the bus

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2009 07:15:27 December 15, 2009 07:15:27

It’s not really clear to me whether or not they’re just waiting at the bus stop for a bus or simply sitting at the bus stop hanging out. Given Shia’s disdain for the paps however and the fact that he was well aware he was being shot, I’ll go with they were waiting for the bus. Full Story