You’re better when she’s not around

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2010 06:51:21 March 11, 2010 06:51:21

Hot. He’s HOT when that scraggly non-eater isn’t lurking around him waiting for some love crumbs. Here’s Alexander Skarsgard at Joan’s on Third for lunch with friends yesterday and no Kate Bosworth. He’s smiling, he’s laughing, he looks good. Actually, he looks really, really good. Full Story

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March 11, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2010 06:32:25 March 11, 2010 06:32:25

Happy Birthday Jodi with love from Nancy who requested for you some True Blood Eric. It’s coming. A LOT of new photos are coming. Try to ignore the scraggly bitch chasing after him. And for Katy in Oklahoma City – good luck in surgery, and wishing you a quick recovery the rest of the month. Full Story

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Am home now. Getting caught up on PVR. Finally watched Zach Galifianakis kill it on Saturday Night Live. Poor Jude Law has to follow that this weekend. As for Jennifer Lopez’s reportedly disastrous showing – still haven’t been able to get to that yet.  Read Full Intro

Changing it up!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 10, 2010 16:55:42 March 10, 2010 16:55:42

Sort of. Bradley Cooper was picked up by a limo today. You can see the black Prius in the driveway – Renee was driving it around earlier on a shopping trip. Wonder what she bought from Barneys. As you can see, Renee is still, always, in her workout gear, but this time it’s a pink shirt. And grey pants. Full Story

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Tina Fey: Bunny Hop & Date Night

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 10, 2010 14:10:22 March 10, 2010 14:10:22

Last was the annual Bunny Hop at FAO Schwartz in support of the Sloan-Kettering Cancer Centre. Tina Fey brought her daughter Alice. As you saw, Tina was just in LA for the Oscars co-presenting with RDJ. In addition to writing and producing and acting on 30 Rock, nearing taping for the season finale soon, she’ll also be promoting Date Night with Steve Carell, due out on April 9th. Full Story

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Please, please more casual Porny

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 10, 2010 12:16:34 March 10, 2010 12:16:34

Look at my Porny! From LA to NYC last night, dressed casually, not styled by the Paves, hair loose and almost natural, you see how pretty she is? And fresh? They make her up and trot her out and she’s easily in her mid 30s when in fact there’s a youthfulness about Jessica’s look that is criminally underappreciated. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 10, 2010 11:30:11 March 10, 2010 11:30:11

Want to take a bath every night with Jon Hamm? (Popeater)

The latest Twilight cocktease (Dlisted)

Dina Lohan justification f-ckery (The Superficial)

Penelope Cruz bites her lip. I swoon. (Hollywood Tuna)

Aniston goes to London (Just Jared)

Brad Pitt photographer (Pop Sugar)

They’re taking Katie Holmes’s womb and holding it hostage (Cele|bitchy)

Bob Barker skeezy compilation (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Meredith Vieira apologises for latent homophobia (Towleroad)

Madonna wants to dress your teenager (E!Online)

Jude follows Zach with Sienna

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 10, 2010 11:16:19 March 10, 2010 11:16:19

After Zach Galifianakis’s brilliant hosting performance on Saturday Night Live, Jude Law must have let out a bloodcurdling “f-ck me”. Because how to follow that? Will Ferrell would have had a hard time following that. Then again, no one has those expectations of Jude Law. I actually think he’ll be good. Full Story

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French Forehead Tittaes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 10, 2010 09:32:58 March 10, 2010 09:32:58

LOVE HER SO MUCH. My Marion’s Funny or Die video – a cheeky acknowledgment of her superior French gorgessity and a man’s obsession with breasts. She also looks ridiculously beautiful in this shoot. The most amazing skin, great eye makeup, sleek and chic and sophisticated, and if Jacek ever had a chance (obviously never), I’d pack his bags for him and send him on his way. Full Story

Babies and green hats

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 10, 2010 09:11:51 March 10, 2010 09:11:51

Duana says this about me all the time. When there’s a baby around, she’s instantly charmed. She notices babies. She loves babies. She thinks babies are funny and entertaining. She watches babies like it’s a tv show. But I never notice babies. Ever. And it’s not deliberate, it’s just. Full Story

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