Congratulations…dripped in acid

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2009 08:54:19 December 10, 2009 08:54:19

Bitter Bridget still isn’t over it. As you know, Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen announced the birth of their son yesterday. It’s Brady’s second child. He and ex girlfriend Bridget Moynihan are the parents of little Jack. So Bridget felt compelled to release an acidic statement Full Story

Fergie forgives

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2009 08:21:54 December 10, 2009 08:21:54

Fergives. Heh. Terrible, I know. Josh Duhamel allegedly cheated on her with a budget looking blonde while on location in Atlanta. He denies it and did not sue, just like Chris Martin. Please. In Hollywood however, appearances are more important. Much more important than fidelity. Or infidelity. So Fergie has either chosen not to believe the other woman’s claims or she’s decided to forgive him. Full Story

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Robo drinks a beer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2009 07:39:30 December 10, 2009 07:39:30
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WENN, Flynetonline.com, Splash

Cameron Diaz joined the GMD and Katie Holmes at the Sevilla vs Glasgow soccer game last night. Katie seemed much more animated than usual, non? Was it the beer? Robo gets smashed? Look at her all touchy feely and tipsy. This will be me tonight too with my Darren at Lady Gaga. What’s amazing is that she’s allowed to imbibe. Full Story

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Chicken Fried real hair?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2009 07:02:27 December 10, 2009 07:02:27

Britney Spears went shopping yesterday looking a goddamn mess. Is this the real hair? If so, the real hair isn’t much of an improvement on the fake hair. After years of abuse and over treatment, not to mention all the medication, that sh-t just grows out busted all by itself, with a mom flip at the ends. Full Story

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Douchebag is an accidental racist

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2009 06:47:55 December 10, 2009 06:47:55

John Mayer, whose expanding ego apparently knows no limits, has apparently been trying his hand at standup comedy. Which is not surprising. If you’ve listened to any of his interviews, or follow him on Twitter, this bitch truly believes he’s the funniest sh-t since Johnny Carson and smarter than everyone else in the business. Full Story

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Dear Gossips,

As you know, Lindsay Lohan is alleged to have made out with Cash Warren, married to Jessica Alba, at a club one night. She insists it’s not true. Now she’s is in India, supposedly saving children, and as soon as she got off the plane, she posted a message for him on her Twitter  Read Full Intro

Moss > Posh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 9, 2009 16:42:31 December 9, 2009 16:42:31

Tonight at the British Fashion Awards in London, Kate Moss and Victoria Beckham showed up, similar silhouettes. Both with hair pulled back, both with drama around the eyes, both in fitted dresses that open out to a train. Posh is probably so f-cking pissed she’s sucked back a dozen cigs in a row. Full Story

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Jake & Maggie, Reese & Deacon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 9, 2009 14:18:00 December 9, 2009 14:18:00

Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon continue to deny through their reps that they’ve broken up, and he referred to his “girlfriend” last week at a press junket for Brothers, but they’ve yet to be seen together since well before their supposed split, and last night, according to People Full Story

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Plane outfit jealousy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 9, 2009 11:56:01 December 9, 2009 11:56:01

Not as a matter of style, but as a matter of bladder. This is Rihanna leaving New York after attending the Vevo launch last night. It’s a bodysuit, see? Ladies should be familiar with the clasps between the legs. On a plane? First class or not, it’s still an aircraft washroom. And it’s still a bitch getting that sh-t on and off just to pee. Full Story

Please go away Skeevy T

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 9, 2009 11:43:14 December 9, 2009 11:43:14

Trip skeeves me out in a way that I haven’t been skeeved in a long, long time. When he made to cry, I almost became a cutter. He’s well cast then, I suppose. So now it’s Gossip Girl meets the Kennedy Family? My friend LB brought up a good point: Jackie Kennedy would NEVER have confronted Marilyn. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 9, 2009 11:18:29 December 9, 2009 11:18:29

Playing pretend: it’s the closest Jennifer Aniston will get to marriage again (Dlisted)

Gisele Bundchen had Brady’s baby, which means she’ll be back to looking like this tomorrow (The Superficial)

Kristin Davis on holiday (Hollywood Tuna)

Rachel McAdams sets off to promote Sherlock Holmes (Just Jared)

Madonna and Gaga: the dance-off (Towleroad)

More of Johnny in Japan (Pop Sugar)

JailBait with an ugly coat in London (INO)

Tiger Woods also slept with an escort (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Susan Sarandon’s son (Cele|bitchy)

Great. Children fall into depression when they aren’t being filmed (Popeater)