Monday, January 25, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Let’s get drunk with Betty White. Don’t you want to party with Betty White? Didn’t you wish so badly for Betty White to smack the motherf-cking sh-t out of Drew Barrymore at the SAGs? Betty White knows how to accept an award.  Read Full Intro

Now that’s a coat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 25, 2010 16:30:14 January 25, 2010 16:30:14

It’s Burberry, of course it is. The new Burberry is not for my mother. She has a lot to say about this. She’s has two Burberry trenchcoats, a navy long one that’s 20 years old, and a shorter khaki about 15 years old, both in perfect condition. It was great quality. Or, as she says it, “goot colly”, translation: good quality. Full Story

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Can’t look too long

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 25, 2010 14:42:17 January 25, 2010 14:42:17

I have been very productive today. Over 20 articles posted, 6,000 words, a few more items to cover...so I’ve avoided looking at photos of Ryan Gosling at Sundance. Because I can’t. I cannot physically hold my sh-t together if I spend too much time with him. It HURTS. In a sick, twisted way, he is so hot, and so sex, and so MORE than the Freebie 5, it hurts. Full Story

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Right on time

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 25, 2010 11:02:55 January 25, 2010 11:02:55

Do you remember Black Box? OMG. For weeks and weeks after the song came out, I thought it was “Right on Time” which is why every time I use the phrase “Right on Time”, I can hear it... Got to get up, got to get up, got to get up Got to get up, got to get up, got to get up Of course later on, a friend of mine gently corrected me that it was “Ride on Time” but still, the wrong title always stuck. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 25, 2010 10:57:18 January 25, 2010 10:57:18

There’s finally something to like about that JailBait (Dlisted)

Look at your flaws. Now LOVE your flaws. Because they canNOT be as flawed as THIS. (The Superficial)

Lindsay Lohan crack posing in a changeroom (Hollywood Tuna)

Kiki found a new musician (Just Jared)

What is Chicken Fried Britney wearing to the park??? (Pop Sugar)

Scarlett Johannson > Julia Roberts (Cele|bitchy)

Vampire Bill and his lady listen to the night music (INO)

Swimwear for supermodel genetic freaks (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Channing Tatum officially launches bid to become Ryan Gosling. Bitch, please. (ASL)

So… Haiti gets $10K but his kid gets a quarter million??? (Popeater)

Drilling for Brange

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 25, 2010 09:46:00 January 25, 2010 09:46:00

As I noted on Twitter yesterday, the tabloid approach to a potential Brange split is like drilling for oil. They keep at it. Because if they do manage to find a new pool, it’s a limitless resource that will keep selling and selling and selling and selling. There are a few of you who complain about being bored on the Brange but, by and large, they remain the most compelling couple in Hollywood and proof of this is in the reaction. Full Story

Jennifer Aniston picks another loser

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 25, 2010 07:28:37 January 25, 2010 07:28:37

Spittle Gerard Butler clearly can’t follow instruction. All he has to do is pretend to be dating Jennifer Aniston until after their movie comes out. It’s only 2 months. But 2 months is too long. Especially for a pig like Gerry. Gerry likes to paw at people randomly. And he did so this weekend in Venice Beach. Full Story

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Pippy’s Shelf-less weekend with the exes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 25, 2010 07:19:00 January 25, 2010 07:19:00

He’s a smug little bitch, but his game is music. And when he’s playing his game, he is almost infallible. Justin Timberlake’s rendition of Hallelujah with Matt Morris on Hope For Haiti Now was gorgeous. And a stark reminder: STOP ACTING. Please. It is not your gift. You have a gift. Full Story

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Chris & Gwyneth: their hat and their house

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 25, 2010 07:06:28 January 25, 2010 07:06:28

It was the first time in a long time I could stand to listen to Coldplay. Because Chris Martin wasn’t f-cking around with his falsetto. Until the very end. And that’s why. If you watched, you know what I mean. The clip is below. He also wore the same striped toque that Gwyneth had on the day of that minor car accident when London was all snow and ice. Full Story

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