SATC 2 – Exclusive

July 24, 2009 10:26:02 Posted at July 24, 2009 10:26:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Stop reading here if you can’t handle the spoilers. Sex & the City the second movie – a few exclusive plot details. You ready? Ugh. My sources tell me that JailBait Miley Cyrus, as of this week, is confirmed to be on set for one day. Not known yet exactly what she’s playing but f-ck, it’ll make her head bigger and mashed mouth even more annoying. Full Story

Cruz and Becks matching haircuts

July 24, 2009 09:28:34 Posted at July 24, 2009 09:28:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Heh. Cruz has a hawk. And Becks is showing off a new cut too. I love. I die. While Posh was sitting stiffly on a swing yesterday, David Beckham took his boys shopping – I guess this is how they parent? Because Victoria takes them shopping with her all the time too. Like there’s no other way to entertain children. Full Story

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No Kids

July 24, 2009 08:52:00 Posted at July 24, 2009 08:52:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s a book by French author Corinne Maier called No Kids: 40 Good Reasons Not To Have Children that caused a sh-t storm in her country when it was published last year and will be available in Canada (and the US I’m assuming) on August 4th – can’t wait to read it – and inspired the recent cover story in Maclean’s Full Story

Smutty Tingles

July 24, 2009 08:32:17 Posted at July 24, 2009 08:32:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is where JailBait Miley Cyrus would be working if Disney didn’t call back Billy Ray (Dlisted)

Maybe on MK but on Fergie? Absolutely NOT. (Hollywood Tuna)


I beg to differ. Rosario Dawson’s body looks delicious (The Superficial)

See? Nicole Richie upgrades her friends (Pop Sugar)

I tried on a dress this short yesterday at Anthropologie and my ass was hanging out (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

DanRad stands up for the gays (Cele|bitchy)

Why is it SO EASY to write a book these days??? (INO)

Please. On True Blood Pam would never choose anyone else over Eric (

Watch the New Moon clips here! (PopEater)

We’re selling milkshake now

July 24, 2009 08:14:32 Posted at July 24, 2009 08:14:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You think it can’t get any worse, from leggings to self tanner, to a straight to TV movie, an actress who no longer acts… but then she starts selling milkshakes. The Lohans are deficient in the shame gene. This is f-cking shame. Lindsay Lohan looked the picture of health yesterday at an appearance at Millions of Milkshakes in West Hollywood where they named a shake after her – the Lindsay Lohan Shake consists of vanilla and chocolate ice cream swirls with Oreo cookies… And two lines of coke followed by a half tab of ecstasy and, if you need to lose a few pounds, a hit of crystal meth too? How hard up is this bitch? She must be broke f-ck on her skinny crank ass. Full Story

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Ginger Scarjo

July 24, 2009 07:56:42 Posted at July 24, 2009 07:56:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Yet another colour change. This is Scarlett Johansson, not hiding from cameras, arriving at the LA Shorts Fest 2009 opening last night. She isn’t covering her face with a scarf and complaining about you wanting to look at her. The explanation of course is that this is an “official” event and so photos are allowed. Full Story

Hormone Convention

July 24, 2009 07:20:43 Posted at July 24, 2009 07:20:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Taylor!!!!!!!! Whyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! Why you sitting between Robsten at the press conference – get the F*CK OFF THE STAGE! They’ve been apart for so long, how can you keep them apart even longer. OMG!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE YOU TAYLOR! Every time you talk Rob and Kristen have to look at you but that’s their excuse to look at each other! Keep talking Taylor! They’re having sex with their eyes, OMG OMG OMG, nothing can get in the way of their love, their chemistry. Full Story

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Johnny at Comic-Con

July 24, 2009 06:48:07 Posted at July 24, 2009 06:48:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Alice in Wonderland won’t be released until May 2010 – too long! – but Tim Burton has been showing footage to the press, in San Diego for Comic-Con and the studio will also be giving sneak peek clips and set pieces to journalists across North America in the coming weeks. Laura’s heading to a session next month. Full Story

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Katie Holmes: Lobotomy on a dance floor

July 24, 2009 06:36:54 Posted at July 24, 2009 06:36:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Dreadful. Michelle said to me before leaving the office last night that she was afraid to watch SYTYCD. Afraid to feel the fontrum for Katie Holmes. And her premonition came true. It was the f-cking sh-ts. And an embarrassment to the show. Full Story

July 24, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

July 24, 2009 06:25:10 Posted at July 24, 2009 06:25:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For Zuzana, Brenna, Shelley, Jennifer, and Larissa who flew in from Switzerland, I TOTALLY should have been the 6th bridesmaid! Laura’s girls are the BEST. And she says you’ve done it all for her, as real girls do. So after her wedding tomorrow, she’ll have to loan you out to Jessica Simpson, right? And to you Laura from your girls who proved you right, they are indeed the best – CONGRATULATIONS and wishing you the happiest marriage ever. Full Story