Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 11, 2009 11:40:26 December 11, 2009 11:40:26

Scabby only reads books about penises. So proud to be Canadian. (The Superficial)

A 13 year old who knows more than the adult (Dlisted)

What is happening to Sophie Monk’s face? (Hollywood Tuna)

JailBait Miley kissing in Paris…but hell no, she’s definitely, DEFINITELY not f-cking him, right? (Just Jared)

Little Sci’s matching bag and shoes (Pop Sugar)

Halle Berry and the most beautiful baby ever go shopping (INO)

The only time I’ll agree with Country Bitch (ASL)

Homewreckers are now getting papped (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

How long before this becomes Nicole Kidman’s next facial procedure? (Cele|bitchy)

Why we so desperately need to know every detail about celebrity breakups (PopEater)

Avatar is coming

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 11, 2009 09:56:00 December 11, 2009 09:56:00

The cast of Avatar led by director James Cameron has been making its way across Europe promoting the film overseas before bringing it to North American for a final push before release date. Avatar opens on December 18th, one of the most expensive movies ever made, and riding on a new 3D film technology that Cameron created… So expectations are enormous. Full Story

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Dave pries

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 11, 2009 09:13:56 December 11, 2009 09:13:56

Only he can get away with it. No one tells Letterman what he can or cannot ask about. And while guests won’t always answer, he will always try. And be charming and funny about it. Which is what it was like last night when Kate Hudson appeared on his show and he deliberately steered the conversation towards ARod and the Yankees. Full Story

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Emma’s blowout

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 11, 2009 08:51:40 December 11, 2009 08:51:40

It’s like she’s walking around with a wind machine today – this is Emma Thompson with fresh highlights and a great blowout in Spain presenting “Journey” an exhibition about sex trafficking. It’s our usual animated, amazing Emma. Love her so much. Emma can currently be seen in two films in theatres right now: Pirate Radio and An Education, two diverse roles, both brilliantly played. Full Story

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Please don’t encourage him

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 11, 2009 07:59:31 December 11, 2009 07:59:31

The Hollywood Foreign Press Association. They are feeding Pippy’s ego and worse, they are giving him encouragement to keep acting. If you’ve ever seen him in a movie, from Alpha Dog to Edison to Black Snake Moan to The Love Guru, well you know. You know that encouraging him to keep acting is a disservice to the world. Full Story

Pitt Porn, George, and the Italian Queen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 11, 2009 07:53:06 December 11, 2009 07:53:06

Super producer Jerry Weintraub was honoured last night at the UNICEF Ball which is why his boys showed up dutifully to support him with George Clooney presenting. George, Brad Pitt, and Matt Damon and all with their ladies at one event. Needless to say, there was nowhere else to be. Brange put on a very, very happy glowy show in the face of the scandalous new book on shelves now calling for their imminent split. Full Story

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Thursday, December 10, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Last night was the final episode until April. It’s a long, long Glee-less winter ahead. The songs, the Sue, the stage…it’s all amazing, yes. But just like last week when Will realised he was betrayed, it’s the sudden punch-you-in-the-gut moments that balance it all out.  Read Full Intro

Give up Grey Goose…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2009 18:02:16 December 10, 2009 18:02:16

For this? The caption on these photos reads: Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo promote their vodka in Hollywood, CA And it’s not like I don’t understand the value of celebrity endorsements. I get it. Of course. But what in the f-ck of the what in the what is the purpose of vodka by Nick & Vanessa? Are they marketing this for Jersey Shore? Sh-t bitches, pour that Grey Goose down the drain. Full Story

What exactly…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2009 16:41:46 December 10, 2009 16:41:46

Is Tara Reid promoting? She gets less work than Lindsay Lohan. I mean please. Why is she on Alexa Chung? Here she is leaving today after an appearance looking surprisingly… clean. Clean as in hygienic. Clean as in sober is maybe not very likely, all things considered. Comparatively though Tara Reid is better these days than Lindsay Lohan. Full Story

Swizzle & Stone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2009 12:41:13 December 10, 2009 12:41:13

I don’t love Taylor Swift’s prom curls but lately she’s toned down the cupcake, it’s much better than it used to be. So I can’t decide how I feel about her straight. Maybe it’s the fringe. Would like to see the straight without the fringe. TSwizzle was out for girls’ night with her friend Emma Stone Wednesday. Full Story

Butterfly Kisses

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2009 12:05:32 December 10, 2009 12:05:32

Nick Cannon was mauled by a butterfly last night on the red carpet of the Teen Nick Halo Awards. Oh Mimi. She always makes me happy but these…these are extra extra cheesy special. Notice how she’s STILL TRYING TO POSE even when he’s coming in to kiss her? A reader called AM was at the event last night, lucky bitch, and was able to observe the Mimi tottering first hand. Full Story

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