New posters, regular Emma

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 8, 2010 07:07:16 October 8, 2010 07:07:16

No, motherf-cker, it is NOT November yet. It’s not even close to being November. And even in November it’s the third week. So we must satisfy ourselves with any crumbs we can get. New posters work for me. Several of them were released yesterday. Of course my favourite is Snape. If I had my own room and was banished there regularly I would totally have him on the back of my door. Full Story

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October 8, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 8, 2010 07:01:38 October 8, 2010 07:01:38

For Anne J from Duana – great meeting you last night and thanks for reading every day at lunch! Theatre Under the Stars is a not-for-profit musical theatre organisation that entertains families in Stanley Park in Vancouver every summer, nurturing young talent, and providing an environment for development for amateur performers and technicians. Full Story

Thursday, October 7, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Depp + Hanks. Would you see that movie? First answer, yes of course, right? Depp + Hanks directed by Kathryn Bigelow, how about that one? Of course even more, right? And it’s about organised crime and the script is supposed to be top notch and although Johnny has yet to commit (his priority is Dark Shadows), he is very, very interested.  Read Full Intro

Katie, Adam, Jack & Jill

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 7, 2010 14:54:33 October 7, 2010 14:54:33

While her husband keeps taking his shirt off in Prague on the set of MI:4, Katie Holmes is back in Los Angeles shooting a movie of her own. Here she is today heading to work on Jack & Jill, in which she plays the wife of Jack, Adam Sandler, who has a twin sister, Jill, who is f-cked, and she comes to stay, and hilarity and drama ensue. Full Story

Kiefer’s Canadian Tuxedo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 7, 2010 13:28:00 October 7, 2010 13:28:00

It’s one thing when your costume designer puts you in one for a movie, it’s another to voluntarily walk around New York not on the job proudly showing your Maple Leaf steeze. Total pimp. And a crazy motherf-cker. Also attaching more pictures of Kiefer Sutherland at lunch with a glass of wine. Full Story

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Marion & Guillaume together on tv

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 7, 2010 12:30:01 October 7, 2010 12:30:01

For a programme called Vivement Dimanche, likely to promote their film Les Petits Mouchoirs, opening this month in France. And there’s some affection too – her hand is on his leg, non? I mean... have you ever? Seen a couple so perfectly... French? That sounds so ignorantly unFrench, which I’m totally ok with. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 7, 2010 11:00:45 October 7, 2010 11:00:45

I’m convinced Chicken Fried Britney just wears things once and throws them away (The Superficial)

Shia’s nememis is a rich crusty tweeting bitch! (Dlisted)

Boyfight on the real news! (Popeater)

One lingerie shot, same lingerie shots... (Hollywood Tuna)

See? Sorry. It’s not over. Skarsgard has not been de-clinged (Just Jared)

F-ck her and her ridiculous legs (Pop Sugar)
Nikki Reed seems to think acting is important in the Twilight movies (Celebuzz

Lady boner for Rosario Dawson (Popoholic)

Ashton can sleep with other women if Demi is around and watching (The Blemish)

On her, the socks and heels looks good. ON HER. (Go Fug Yourself)

Naomi Watts and a great little black dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 7, 2010 09:56:17 October 7, 2010 09:56:17

At the screening of Fair Game last night in New York posing with Liev Schreiber and Valerie Plame. She plays Plame in the movie which opens in select cities November 5. The junket was this past weekend. I was asked to go but was worried about my dental implant and was super disappointed to have missed out on the opportunity. Full Story

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Porny pukes and farts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 7, 2010 09:14:00 October 7, 2010 09:14:00

If you’re one of those broads who can’t handle the Ick, you might not want to keep reading. There is no time for daintiness in this article. Anyone who knows me, or who’s just met me for that matter, will tell you that I love to talk about poo. Obsessively. During the Olympics when our systems were all f-cked up because we started work at 1am and bombed straight through, Amy and I would dedicate at least 15 minutes to deep poo discussion. Full Story

Happy Keanu running

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 7, 2010 08:04:31 October 7, 2010 08:04:31

He’s shooting Generation Um. So it’s not like real Keanu was happy, though he very well may have been, and we certainly hope for that, but it’s nice to see even if it’s pretend happy, just to mix it up a little, you now? Sometimes it’s brooding cupcakes on a park bench, other times it’s hurtling down the street with a smile. Full Story

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