Brange kids: culture time

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 4, 2010 12:17:09 March 4, 2010 12:17:09

Angelina Jolie is a multi-tasker. While the tabs say she’s busy wrecking Johnny Depp’s family and using drugs and plotting against Jennifer Aniston and emasculating Brad, she’s also spending time with her boys, photographed today in Venice with Pitt and their bodyguard headed for an art exhibit. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 4, 2010 10:39:53 March 4, 2010 10:39:53

I thought this was Mickey Rourke but oh my God it’s not and it’s even worse than you think (Dlisted)

Lilo photo shoot: with knee scars and cuts on her wrists (The Superficial)

Robert Pattinson: why isn’t his mouth open?!?! (Popeater)

I actually thought this was Mimi (Hollywood Tuna)

Poseur Avril on the Tonight Show (JustJared)

Penelope shares her Monster Balls with Halle Berry (Pop Sugar)

Angelina and Ralph Fiennes??? (Limelife)

Anne Hathaway in skinny jeans (Popoholic)

Hayden P is Lindsay Lohan? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I hate the dress and the shoes are horrid (Go Fug Yourself)

Vanessa is not Jennifer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 4, 2010 10:22:48 March 4, 2010 10:22:48

The New York Post is reporting that Vanessa Paradis has essentially ordered Johnny Depp to drop out of The Tourist because she’s worried that Angelina will destroy their relationship and steal her man. Full Story

Proud of Porny ...and Jeremy Renner?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 4, 2010 09:04:14 March 4, 2010 09:04:14

She was on Oprah yesterday promoting her new VH1 show The Price of Beauty. Filmed last year, Jessica Simpson travelled around the world on a beauty journey joined by her best friend CaCee Cobb and her main ‘mo and hair stylist Ken Paves. The purpose, I think, is/was to show how f-cked up our beauty standards have become and to celebrate the most enlightened beauty standards from other cultures and/or examine the damaging ones in the hopes that those practices can soon be weeded out. Full Story

GOOP says sleep

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 4, 2010 08:08:43 March 4, 2010 08:08:43

Today’s GOOP newsletter is about the importance of sleep and what happens when you don’t get enough of it. Well f-ck, no kidding. G asked her doctor to give us some tips to help us get to sleep, assuming of course that everyone out there has time for sleep. Sleep is a luxury for those who hustle. Full Story

Hamm & Spittle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 4, 2010 07:49:25 March 4, 2010 07:49:25

Please. If we’re talking man to man, there’s no question. Spittle, step off for Jon Hamm. Especially being here in LA, it’s a f-cking mystery how they managed to turn that skeeze into a star. A mystery. Even among industry players. Somehow his management team pulled off the ultimate play. Full Story

March 4, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 4, 2010 07:40:13 March 4, 2010 07:40:13

To Steph who got her job with so much love from Shal who is always so grateful for your constant support. Twelve years of best friendship – amazing! And for the girl who had one risky night – thank you for the best time ever. Looking forward to Saturday!  Full Story

Leaving together

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 3, 2010 18:18:28 March 3, 2010 18:18:28

Oh don’t give me hope like this. It means nothing. Carey Mulligan and Shia LaBeouf were oblivious to the world yesterday in New York and today they were photographed at JFK departing presumably for Los Angeles. Carey must begin preparations for the Oscars on Sunday. Full Story

Biological Brange

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 3, 2010 13:35:16 March 3, 2010 13:35:16

Well this should make the white supremacists happy. A Brange outing today with the Chosen One and the Holy Twins and, far as I can see, no sign of the “foreign” ones. They’re not as popular with the magazines anyway. Do the paps exhale exasperatedly when the kids come out when it’s only Maddox, Pax, and Miss Zahara? The photo agency says that Brad is holding Vivienne and Angelina is with Knox Leon. Full Story

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Nicolas Cage wears a weave

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 3, 2010 12:15:00 March 3, 2010 12:15:00

On the set of The Sorcerer’s Apprentice in New York. As you know, he owes the government something like $13 million, blaming his business manager for piss poor financial advice. Ok, well, there’s sh-tty financial advice and then there’s owning a fleet of 20+ rare luxury vehicles just to have them sit in the garage and look pretty, to say nothing of his alleged penchant for buying random antiques and cult collectors’ items and not one but two castles. Full Story