Yeah, the GMD would have looked good to me too

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2010 15:47:00 May 18, 2010 15:47:00

Once upon a time, before she was lobotomised, Katie Holmes was engaged to Chris Klein. Then they broke up and before we could process the split, she was riding on the back of Tom Cruise’s manly man motorcycle and getting jiggy with Xenu. We have struggled to understand why Katie gave so much away. Full Story

Kisses

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2010 13:39:12 May 18, 2010 13:39:12

Twi-Hards have been emailing and messaging me on Twitter lately to encourage people to vote for Best Kiss at the MTV Movie Awards. I feel badly for all the non-Twilight nominees in any voted category. Because you know the Twi-Hards. Those losers have nothing better to do than to pound that clicker over and over and over again. Full Story

Naomi Campbell’s Russian beast

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2010 12:48:48 May 18, 2010 12:48:48

Have never had a close look at Vladimir Doronin until this trip. Goddamn he’s hot. Laura emailed me from the photo gauntlet at the Wall Street gala the other night and expressed her appreciation for his quiver. The pictures don’t do him justice. As for Naomi, she’s attended several events this week, and every time she has new hair. Full Story

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Kate & Naomi: two black dresses

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2010 12:24:58 May 18, 2010 12:24:58

Can you imagine how happy Kate Beckinsale must be these two weeks? It’s virtually impossible, in theory, among so many tacky Euros, to OverDress in Cannes. Every night she’s in a new big dress and people want to take her picture. Every night she’s walking that carpet hoping so hard that it belongs to her. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2010 12:01:00 May 18, 2010 12:01:00

Hi Gossips. More Lainey posts to follow but Tingles is logistically impossible for her at the moment. PS…got your notes about Steve Buscemi not being a marginal actor. I say to you this: If he isn’t, why does he keep doing Sandler flicks over and over again? - Jacek

Lilo to report to DUI progress hearing on Thursday (Dlisted)

Why am I finding her less annoying by the week? (The Superficial)

The ‘Hoff robbing the cradle (Popeater)

Love her hips. One of many features that have her in my 5 spot (Hollywood Tuna)

Ed Westwick and Jessica Szohr. Are they wearing undies? (Pop Sugar)

Oilers were out of the playoff race in December. Comrie’s got a head start on the off-season pudge (Just Jared)

Snap the head back? Who dispels gay rumours like that? (Towleroad)

Jenny McCarthy grabs a new piece of her own (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I’ll take Westwick and Szohr over these two. Ouch! (Holy Moly! UK)

Lilo’s faux Lesbian lover for pub? (Cele|bitchy)

Dialogue not important

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2010 11:01:03 May 18, 2010 11:01:03

Of course it isn’t. Sex & the City the tv show cared about writing and story. Sex & the City the movies serve only one purpose: Dress Porn. If Carrie is wearing an amazing pair of shoes who gives a sh-t if what’s happening around her makes no sense. So it doesn’t seem like they even tried. Full Story

We get it, you’re the star

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2010 10:22:10 May 18, 2010 10:22:10

Now it’s just funny. Now it’s just become pure entertainment. Every Monday, let’s watch Lea Michele TRY.It’s upfront season. TV people parade their wares. Yesterday at the Fox upfronts, the stars of Glee were trotted out in front of industry folks all in service of the fall season. As you can see, Glee only has one star. Full Story

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Crank at the Chopard party

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2010 09:31:00 May 18, 2010 09:31:00

Chopard celebrated 150 years last night in Cannes. My Marion showed up in a sparkly pantsuit and looked great, was gracious, and probably stayed well away from Lindsay Lohan who somehow skeezed her way in. They’ll never say because they’re too classy, but the point of these events is the suggestion that these celebrities represent the flavour of your brand so do you really think Chopard wanted Lilo around their diamonds? The girl who is curiously and consistently at the centre of several theft scandals? Please. Full Story

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Jakey’s getting closer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2010 08:43:00 May 18, 2010 08:43:00

To the Freebie 5. It’s not that he’s not deserving. Please. You saw that video I posted last week, didn’t you? Click here if you missed it. The best two minutes of Jakey G in a long, long time. So it’s not because I’m denying that Jake brings the mad quiver. Full Story

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Kristen Stewart’s disappearing Vogue cover

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2010 08:36:03 May 18, 2010 08:36:03

Written by Sarah A couple months ago Lainey broke the news that Kristen Stewart would be getting a solo Vogue cover. For a while, everything seemed to be going along nicely. There were discussions about photographers; Testino and Demarchelier were mentioned, and Demarchelier ended up photographing her. Full Story

Sneaking in for Javier

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2010 07:58:22 May 18, 2010 07:58:22

Javier Bardem walked the carpet last night at the Biutiful gala with director Alejandro Gonzales Inarritu in Cannes after hanging out together earlier in the day for the photo call and press conference. Oh la Javier. He’s hot when he’s just being. And then he opens his mouth and he growls out his words in that low rumble of a voice, in that sexy quivering accent and it’s over. Full Story

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