One bitch she can’t step on

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2010 11:28:00 January 21, 2010 11:28:00

Jennifer Lopez attended the book launch for her makeup artist Scott Barnes last night in New York. They’ve reconciled after he quit her ass when she fake-invited him to her wedding only to have him work the entire time on her face without payment. Hag move. And he punished her for it too. By telling the world she’s a cheap twat. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2010 10:35:42 January 21, 2010 10:35:42

New face, NO SALES. Good taste prevails over Heidi Montag? (The Superficial)

Are these Bad Girls, or are they Twi-Hards? (Dlisted)

Mimi’s cheese goes to the prom (HollywoodTuna)

See what a difference a GOOD stylist makes? She’s STUNNING (Just Jared)

Leo & Bar at Targé (Pop Sugar)

Kanye out, Tina in, and the stars actually have to pay??? (Popeater)

Hmmm…what do you think is all over Dina Lohan’s legs? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Robert Pattinson “tender & aching”? Just reading this give me fontrum (ASL)

LOVE this dress on Scarjo (Popoholic)

Why is Ashley Olsen dressed like a ROSSUM?????????????? (Go Fug Yourself)

Canada For Haiti & Hope For Haiti Now

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2010 09:46:18 January 21, 2010 09:46:18

Tomorrow night at 7 p.m. ET/PT, 8 p.m. AT/MT, 8:30 p.m. NT, 9 p.m, Canadian broadcasters CTV, CBC, and Global will join forces in support of relief efforts in Haiti. The commercial free one hour telethon will air across all three networks hosted by Ben Mulroney, George Stroumboulopoulos, and Cheryl Hickey with live performances by The Tragically Hip and K’naan and featuring appearances by: Celine DionJustin BieberNelly FurtadoSarah McLachlanSimple PlanDavid FosterBarenaked LadiesChantal KreviazukRaine MaidaMeasha Brueggergosman Also signing on: James CameronJason ReitmanRyan Reynolds Michael J. Full Story

Ghetto Tits getting married – CAUTION PHOTOS

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2010 08:38:11 January 21, 2010 08:38:11

Tara Reid’s rep has confirmed to People.com that she is engaged. His name is Michael Axtmann. He proposed over dinner at The Little Door in Hollywood. According to her publicist: "Michael surprised Tara with a beautiful round brilliant cut ring. Full Story

CNN vs Jennifer Aniston

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2010 08:16:21 January 21, 2010 08:16:21

People Magazine may be buying up all the real estate inside Jennifer Aniston’s ass but CNN has taken a decidedly different approach. Which is very surprising. And amazingly smutty. Mainstream outlets don’t usually go for the snark. Theirs is the clean and friendly approach. This why the Blog began to grow. Full Story

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Not far from an extra...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2010 07:34:00 January 21, 2010 07:34:00

Speaking of the shames, while Mischa Barton is hustling as an extra on Law & Order SVU, Lindsay Lohan, still unemployed, has been invited as the guest of honour at the annual Vienna Opera Ball. By all accounts, it’s the tackiest sh-t ever and if her predecessors are any indication, this would seem to be the case. Full Story

Becks gets his balls grabbed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2010 06:46:41 January 21, 2010 06:46:41

For real. I need to learn how to speak Italian. Not only because Colin Firth makes it sound extra sexy, not only because the Italian Queen is taking over Hollywood, but because Italian television is straight up nuts, no pun intended. Dude, this tv presenter just walked up to David Beckham the other night and GRABBED HIS BALLS. Full Story

January 21, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2010 06:34:47 January 21, 2010 06:34:47

Happy 30th Birthday Amy with love from your sister! To Robbie – Happy 30th Birthday! Heather tells me you like the burly men. Fine by me but we need to work on your Spittle crush – what? Am attaching some Jason Bateman. MUCH better option. He’s rocking a heavy beard lately. I think you’ll like it. Full Story

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Canada’s Being Erica kicks off its 2nd season on SoapNet in the US this month. The show’s star Erin Karpluk will be on The View today to promote it. Erin on The View. It’s happening. Being Erica has apparently now been picked up in 30 countries  Read Full Intro