Plane outfit jealousy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 9, 2009 11:56:01 December 9, 2009 11:56:01

Not as a matter of style, but as a matter of bladder. This is Rihanna leaving New York after attending the Vevo launch last night. It’s a bodysuit, see? Ladies should be familiar with the clasps between the legs. On a plane? First class or not, it’s still an aircraft washroom. And it’s still a bitch getting that sh-t on and off just to pee. Full Story

Please go away Skeevy T

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 9, 2009 11:43:14 December 9, 2009 11:43:14

Trip skeeves me out in a way that I haven’t been skeeved in a long, long time. When he made to cry, I almost became a cutter. He’s well cast then, I suppose. So now it’s Gossip Girl meets the Kennedy Family? My friend LB brought up a good point: Jackie Kennedy would NEVER have confronted Marilyn. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 9, 2009 11:18:29 December 9, 2009 11:18:29

Playing pretend: it’s the closest Jennifer Aniston will get to marriage again (Dlisted)

Gisele Bundchen had Brady’s baby, which means she’ll be back to looking like this tomorrow (The Superficial)

Kristin Davis on holiday (Hollywood Tuna)

Rachel McAdams sets off to promote Sherlock Holmes (Just Jared)

Madonna and Gaga: the dance-off (Towleroad)

More of Johnny in Japan (Pop Sugar)

JailBait with an ugly coat in London (INO)

Tiger Woods also slept with an escort (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Susan Sarandon’s son (Cele|bitchy)

Great. Children fall into depression when they aren’t being filmed (Popeater)

Porny & the Pumpkin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 9, 2009 09:21:00 December 9, 2009 09:21:00

E!Online is reporting that Jessica Simpson has found a new boyfriend: Billy Corgan. Random. And terrible. Billy Corgan is talented, sure, but he deals with Courtney Love. Porny’s now running in this circle? She won’t survive it. Full Story

Douche + Pip

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 9, 2009 09:06:01 December 9, 2009 09:06:01

They’re hoping Vevo is the music industry’s salvation. I just went to the site, it took a thousand years to load. Heavy traffic. In support of Vevo, many of the most famous and influential artists and players in the world showed up (or were summoned) to support the launch including Bono, Clive Davis, Justin Timberlake, Rihanna, Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, even Shania Twain on a rare public night, and Sheryl Crow, the aforementioned Mimi, 50 Cent, and more…including John Mayer. Full Story

Mimi H.A.T.E. U

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 9, 2009 08:00:12 December 9, 2009 08:00:12

It’s her new video. The one she was shooting on the beach – click here for a refresher. Her efforts that day have now been released. The juiciest 3 minutes of your day. Full Story

We need more Celine

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 9, 2009 07:51:01 December 9, 2009 07:51:01

Mimi’s Cheese is coming up soon but first… You’d have to be humourless not to find joy in these photos of Celine Dion and her family at the Knicks game the other night in New York. What happens when the chest thumping lunge happy most expressive French Canadian fromage brings her amazingness to a sporting event? Gold. Full Story

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Don’t tell him what to do on his bike

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 9, 2009 07:12:31 December 9, 2009 07:12:31

He’s a big boy on his big bike and he knows better than you. So if you dare question the GMD’s manly man knowledge, you’re going to get The Hand. Please. Why try? He knows EVERYTHING. He has studied the History of Bikes. You don’t know the History of Bikes. Here he is shooting a bike scene with Cameron Diaz yesterday in Spain. Full Story

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December 9, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 9, 2009 06:52:19 December 9, 2009 06:52:19

Happy 36th Birthday Catherine from your husband Alberto who begged me to put him out of his Cuban misery and tried to guilt me about jeopardising a “happy marriage”! You see what he would do for you? Very sweet. To Mona – how did you manage through the storm? By request, and it’s been a long time since I posted this, and long time readers know it’s my all time favourite photo, let the GMD make the snow a little more bearable. Full Story

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Over the next few weeks as the year comes to a close, per site tradition I will be highlighting the Best and Worst Gossip Moments of 2009. See the Best and Worst of 2008 here  Read Full Intro

Did You Hear About the Morgans and the exes?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2009 14:17:48 December 8, 2009 14:17:48

These people are so civilised. Hugh Grant dated Liz Hurley for ages. Then he paid a Divine to blow him on the side of the street. Then they broke up. But no hard feelings at all. And when he needs her, she’ll show up. In service of her own profile too, of course. After all…why IS Liz Hurley? In London tonight at the premiere of Did You Hear About the Morgans, Hugh was joined on the carpet by his ex and also his current co-star Sarah Jessica Parker who looked bloody cold in her strapless pink dress. Full Story

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