He peed on Porny’s love

July 14, 2009 16:22:32 Posted at July 14, 2009 16:22:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Why did Romo walk out on Porny? According to Radar John Mayer’s been f-cking around again. Word is everything between Jessica Simpson and QB1 was great…until last Thursday when he found out that Douchebag was still texting her. Full Story

Pippy’s in a pissy mood

July 14, 2009 15:06:01 Posted at July 14, 2009 15:06:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He must have wanted the Green Lantern badly. This is Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake in West Hollywood getting his balls all sweaty over a pap who wants to take his photo. As you can see, they exchanged words, and then Pipple smirked and let it go, because he probably remembered that at the end of the day, he’s better than everyone else. Full Story

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Whitney in London

July 14, 2009 14:48:29 Posted at July 14, 2009 14:48:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What is it about being sick that makes you corny? Was so happy to see new photos of Whitney Houston today in London, looking great and lucid and healthy and positive and ready to come back. The new album drops in September and her greatest supporter Clive Davis is already busy engineering what he’s hoping will be her return to the top. Full Story

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Is he your type?

July 14, 2009 12:55:00 Posted at July 14, 2009 12:55:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Channing Tatum’s GQ spread this month in time for this starring role in GI Joe scheduled for release in August. Looks like a horrible movie. And since Sienna Miller is a PR disaster, they need to push out Channing or “Chan” as he likes to be called that much harder. Taking his shirt off is a good start. Full Story

Next week’s cover

July 14, 2009 11:58:00 Posted at July 14, 2009 11:58:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Michael Jackson has been dominating magazine covers. And Jennifer Aniston wants a piece of the action. Every day the paps have been all over the set of Bounty starring Jen and Gerry Butler. She knows this. The entire crew knows this. So in between filming, just after eating – you can see a paper plate and a fork in his hand – Jen and Spittle decide to go for a stroll arm in arm giving the tabloids a story for next week: Jen and Gerry falling in love! Jen decided to make the photo even sweeter by recreating the exact same body position she once held with Brad Pitt in Anguilla on the day their divorce announcement was released. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

July 14, 2009 11:40:38 Posted at July 14, 2009 11:40:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Never thought it possible but Christian Bale looks like a child molester (Dlisted)

Scarjo’s GOOPed body in Madrid (Hollywood Tuna)

Models are fertile (The Superficial)

Holy Hogwarts! Freddie doesn’t need an invisibility cloak (Just Jared)

Tony Romo wears his player hat (Pop Sugar)

And you wonder why I call her Porny (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

DanRad on the gay issue (INO)

Sandra Bullock takes it off again for Zac Efron? (The Blemish)

Amy Winehouse recycles dress. Has she washed it? Ew. (Zoe Griffin)

They’re real. And rather large for such a small girl. Jacek loves it (Popoholic)

Friendship Test

July 14, 2009 09:21:00 Posted at July 14, 2009 09:21:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is the title of the email I received from Michelle a short while ago sent to me and Duana. Because the Toronto International Film Festival has just made its first major announcement about the features this year. And Colin Farrell is coming back to TIFF. Last time he eyef-cked Sasha and she walked away. Full Story

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Bruno on top

July 14, 2009 07:15:54 Posted at July 14, 2009 07:15:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Bruno won the box office this weekend with a $30 million opening, further securing Sacha Baron Cohen’s status as a major power player in Hollywood. Did you see Bruno? I have not yet. Will do this week. But I did receive this very interesting message from Ljubica below: So, my husband I went to see Bruno on Saturday (we live in Phoenix, but we are from Toronto). Full Story

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