Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Dear Gossips,

They screamed for the Dalai Lama at We Day yesterday like he was Bono. And when he shook our hands, all of us afterwards, all of us cynical tv bitches, for that moment we were… not bitchy. By the end of it everyone had his/her own Dalai Lama story. Even Mia Farrow. During our interview she told me that he told her that it was nice to see her again and she thought to herself – well I would have remembered that. Maybe he’s watched one of my movies? Which one?

Farrow is the sweetest. She then went on to describe the time she met Mother Teresa. There was a receiving line. Mia stood next to Michael Douglas and, in Mia’s words, “his then wife”, and after she finally had the opportunity to meet Mother Teresa, Mia was so excited about it, she decided to do it all over again, running to the back to queue up for the second time, much to the horror and disgust of Michael and “his then wife” who looked appalled at her fangirling. Cute, non?

If you have children and if they have the opportunity, We Day is unforgettable.

Wednesday – am back to regular blogging schedule, check back often, and SCROLL DOWN to get caught up on Jacek’s posts from yesterday.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

GMD on top of a car

September 30, 2009 15:36:54 Posted at September 30, 2009 15:36:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Manly mans. The GMD continues to shoot Wichita with Cameron Diaz in Boston. After a brief trip away, Katie Holmes is back on set at his side with Little Sc. I like the shot of her jumping around in the trailer, and also the one of Cam trying to make her laugh. Rare glimpses of Suri’s personality. Full Story

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The Clinger cover and the People Publicist

September 30, 2009 12:36:32 Posted at September 30, 2009 12:36:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The good news is that Shelfy landed herself a cover. The bad news…the cover makes her look as pathetic as Jennifer Aniston. As reported yesterday, the new issue of Us Weekly features an exclusive breakup report – Justin Timberlake ditched the Shelf Ass Jessica Biel. Full Story

Do you like it?

September 30, 2009 11:45:49 Posted at September 30, 2009 11:45:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Christina Ricci and a new hair cut. In theory, the idea of it, am all over it. In practice, on the person, maybe not. Her hairline starts too far back for a style like this, non? Gives her head an odd shape. Also, I don’t like how it curls under on the sides. Reminds me of a bowl cut. I was so proud of my bowl cut. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

September 30, 2009 11:14:07 Posted at September 30, 2009 11:14:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

See now I think this is better than anything Heidi Montag can put out (Dlisted)

Amanda Woodward after all these years (Hollywood Tuna)

John Krasinski on Emily and puppets (Just Jared)

Where Chicken Fried spends her money (Pop Sugar)

Lilo’s legging for the season (INO)

Hugh Jackman & Daniel Craig: the Showman and the Walrus (Cele|bitchy)

Two airheads who make more money than you (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

This is cause for celebration. There are too many Kardashians in the world anyway (The Superficial)

Most popular: Gaga or Michael for Halloween? (Popeater)

They only know how to apply fake nails (Towleroad)

October 28

September 30, 2009 10:50:16 Posted at September 30, 2009 10:50:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They’re coming back. Home. Friday Night Lights. The best show you aren’t watching will return to DirecTV on October 28 with several new cast members, and a new team. We have a new team. This explains the opening cut video I posted this morning. Several fresh faces will be introduced. Click here Full Story

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Whip It Shifter

September 30, 2009 09:18:00 Posted at September 30, 2009 09:18:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s not even October. It’s 8 f-cking months away. None. No True Blood. So we take our scraps when we can get them. This is Sam Trammell at Whip It last night very deserving of his own post. Because Sam this season got a lot more attractive as soon as he stopped loving Sookie. Loving Sookie creates pussies. Full Story

Pay to smell like Cheese … FOREVER

September 30, 2009 08:15:42 Posted at September 30, 2009 08:15:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mimi was at Macy’s yesterday in New York to promote her fragrance Mariah Carey Forever. “Thanks God”. It’s been a sh-tty morning. She brought out the first smile. I mean look at her. Full Story

Where’s Jen?

September 30, 2009 08:03:59 Posted at September 30, 2009 08:03:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

All her friends with babies showed up last night at the Rock a Little, Feed a Lot benefit concert in aid of LA Regional Food Bank & Feed America but Jennifer Aniston was missing. Where’s Jen? Probably on a beach somewhere. So here are Sheryl Crow and Isla Fisher and David Arquette and Friends Courteney Cox and Lisa Kudrow. Full Story

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Weekend Winner

September 30, 2009 07:47:27 Posted at September 30, 2009 07:47:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s an easy prediction. Drew Barrymore’s directorial debut opens on Friday and, without significant competition, riding the wave of positive buzz, calling on the “Girl Power” collective, Whip It should win at the box office this weekend. I’ve not seen it yet. I did however note the remarks of my colleagues back at TIFF Full Story

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September 30, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

September 30, 2009 06:59:00 Posted at September 30, 2009 06:59:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For JT - so sorry that I missed your Legion blow-out, but am sure you did it up like only you can and that you had a great birthday. Will make it up to you by making sure my husband gets your husband to get you a stupid-sick birthday present. Re-celebrate soon? Love Lori B And to Lori B: Jacek is indeed hopeful about Sanchez. Full Story