When JailBait met the Queen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2009 06:58:39 December 8, 2009 06:58:39

At the Royal Variety performance last night, JailBait Miley Cyrus was one of several high profile entertainers who lined up to greet the Queen. So far there’s been only one picture that I can find of Miley’s moment with Her Majesty but it is enough for us to Photo Assumption. Shall we? Rather low classy ensemble for a royal visit, no surprise. Full Story

December 8, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2009 06:39:17 December 8, 2009 06:39:17

Congratulations to my Sister, Haley, and my soon to be Brother, Ryan, on your engagement. Can’t wait until you are back so we can see your Tiffany and celebrate with you. Happy to have you in the family Ryan and all my love to you both. XOXO Betty To my BFF Adina who has made the last 5.5 years at FMC all that more enjoyable - it has been an amazing ride and I will miss seeing your face daily. Full Story

Monday, December 7, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Blake Lively’s breasts opened Saturday Night Live this weekend. And her ass closed it. Jacek stayed riveted, not because the skits were particularly funny – they were not – but because that body is mesmerising.  Read Full Intro

Stroller and green boots

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2009 18:35:44 December 7, 2009 18:35:44

She’s managing her three boys, getting them all into the car, running errands, and killing it in green boots with red trim shades. Who else but Cate Blanchett brings the casual steeze so brilliantly? Am not sure how I’ll refrain from throwing myself off the balcony next week during her performance and begging to be her servant. Full Story

Hugh’s favourite show

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2009 13:36:09 December 7, 2009 13:36:09

Hugh Grant has a new film in theatres this holiday season. Did You Hear About the Morgans will be released on December 18th. While his co-star is working on Sex & City 2, Hugh so far has been shouldering the press on his own. So he was in Germany today appearing on Wetten Dass which, if you’re not familiar, is random, hilarious sh-t with a huge dose of Eurocheese. Full Story

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Still kickin’ it old school

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2009 13:03:31 December 7, 2009 13:03:31

The most horrible, scandalous headlines have already been printed about George Michael short of murder and abuse and it’s liberating for him. Now he can say and do whatever the f-ck he wants. This freedom is feeding our smut. His candour is amazing. And his new interview with the Guardian is what you hope all celebrity interviews to be: funny, honest, dirty, and completely uninhibited, especially as it relates to his sex life. Full Story

Red carpet at the football game

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2009 11:34:56 December 7, 2009 11:34:56

Kills me. Not even the Lakers have red carpets at their home games. But this season it seems every Miami home game also features a step and repeat – photo wall posing opportunities for new part owner Marc Anthony and his wife Jennifer Lopez. Every owner leaves his/her stamp on an organisation. Is this the Lopez/Anthony legacy? I can’t complain. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2009 11:09:40 December 7, 2009 11:09:40

Tiger Woods: cheap food and girls with perms (Dlisted)

Country Bitch looks good in a bikini (The Superficial)

Leighton in leather and she pulls a Lambert (Hollywood Tuna)

Brad Pitt hops on vampire trend (Just Jared)

So many Chicken Fried rings and Daddy didn’t give her grits for her bday (Pop Sugar)

Katy Perry must be GOOD. Because Russell Brand has found The One (INO)

Now THIS is an appropriate response from a publicist (Cele|bitchy)

Lady Gaga reindeer (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

JailBait fake’n’bake (ASL)

Favourite celebrity of the year? Twi-Hards will be crashing this party (Popeater)

RDJ on the set of Due Date

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2009 09:00:10 December 7, 2009 09:00:10

This Monday is full of gifts. First Jim Sturgess, now Robert Downey Jr. Here he is on the set of Due Date and also prepping for a fight sequence with his trainer. Due Date is Todd Phillips’s next film, a comedy, about a man trying to get home to his wife, who is in labour, and he’s forced to endure a road trip with Zach Galifianikis. Full Story

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