Celebrate the BC hairtherapy re-launch in NYC!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2010 08:49:53 March 23, 2010 08:49:53

Please be Portman and not Lohan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2010 07:34:00 March 23, 2010 07:34:00

As I’ve already noted several times, for the last few months, they have successfully whipped me into a frenzy for Kick-Ass. It’s been a brilliant online campaign. And finally I’m seeing it at a screening later on this morning. Can’t wait. Unfortunately reviews have been embargoed until release. Full Story

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Brad Pitt at Kick-Ass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2010 07:03:49 March 23, 2010 07:03:49

Well he put his money into it...which means he needs to support it. And it doesn’t seem like he’ll be able to travel back to North America as Kick-Ass approaches its release date stateside so he made the quick trip from Venice to London for the UK premiere last night. Check out a beat down looking Brad Pitt with that beard you hate so much doing his duty for what will hopefully be a massive hit. Full Story

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March 23, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2010 06:49:56 March 23, 2010 06:49:56

To Jennifer – Happy 30th Birthday! I promise you, I PROMISE you will love the decade. Much love to you and to Bailey. Marcus LOVES older women. Roger! It’s the first day of The Year of the Old! You have a LOT of love coming your way next month and a personal message below but from me first because I must thank you for sticking around. Full Story

Monday, March 22, 2010

Dear Gossips,

While Sandra Bullock successfully remains in seclusion, Jesse James is being followed every minute every day. And his family too. Paps camped outside the house, his children photographed all the time. Way to go loser. Curiously too, his business is busier than ever.  Read Full Intro

Lilo vs the Club Ho

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2010 14:28:42 March 22, 2010 14:28:42

This is what her wreck of a life has become. So Lindsay Lohan has been seeing some model called Adam Senn. According to X17 she hit up Voyeur the other night and saw him there talking to another girl. Full Story

Adrien vs Spittle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2010 13:30:02 March 22, 2010 13:30:02

Adrien Brody sat next to Spittle Gerry Butler and his dorky ass pants yesterday at the Laker game. But while Brody has the edge on the style front – he looks SO good right now – Spittle got the seat closest to Jeffrey Katzenberg. And right now for Brody, career is more important than clothing. Full Story

Vagina Virgin loves a public workout

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2010 12:29:23 March 22, 2010 12:29:23

Joe Jonas was the joke of TIFF last September. Because he’d go running throughout Yorkville, the epicentre of the festival, at the busiest time of day, when traffic was at a standstill and the crowds were as thick as they get all year, with his shirt off or in a purple tank top, surrounded by security. Full Story

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Tom Cruise Jr goes to Paris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2010 11:54:41 March 22, 2010 11:54:41

With friends? Well... With a contest winner. Close enough? A young woman won the big prize and they went on a boat ride together down the Seine. Looks like there was a camera crew following them around too. Oh fun. Young Taylor gets to spend his free time not working with people who enter contests to meet him. Full Story

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The Chosen One in skulls & stripes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2010 11:10:07 March 22, 2010 11:10:07

Brange family outing yesterday. Check them out all in line - Shiloh, Miss Zahara, Maddox, and Pax is in there somewhere - all getting ready to be lifted into the gondola. Pretty cute, non? But, ugh, what a f-cking headache. The logistics of herding around that many of them – I’d rather do squats for an hour. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2010 10:47:00 March 22, 2010 10:47:00

Alex Skarsgard’s hot nipples. It’s really too bad about his Bosworth problem (Dlisted)

Chicken Fried also has hot nipples. It’s too bad she tweaks them at the gas station (The Superficial)

Sandra’s nightmare won’t go away. Because that Bombshell is greedy. (Popeater)

Ashley Greene gets papped with great eye makeup crabbing a coffee (Hollywood Tuna)

Mila Kunis talks dick (Just Jared)

Tom Brady boxes my loins (Pop Sugar)

Ryan Phillippe is losing out to this (ASL)

They’ll take pictures of any used rag on a beach (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Twi-Hards are jizzy over this clip of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson in bed together (INO)

Robert Pattinson: on merkins and sex scenes (Cele|bitchy)