Shelfy + Taupe = Bore

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 3, 2010 06:57:37 February 3, 2010 06:57:37

These are the articles you can write from the ass. Right off the get there’s the sense that you’ve arrived just in time to witness some killer celebrity fellatio. It’s Shelf Ass Jessica Biel and Taupe Jennifer Garner for Marie Claire to promote Valentine’s Day, featured together in an article so banal, it makes People seem controversial. Full Story

February 3, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 3, 2010 06:45:00 February 3, 2010 06:45:00

The BC SPCA has launched a month-long, provincewide “Loonies for Love” campaign to help homeless and neglected animals in local communities. Specially branded coin boxes will be available at all BC SPCA locations as well as at some partnering businesses. And visitors who come to local SPCA branches will be able to purchase “loonie hearts” for $1 and have them displayed at the branch for the month. Full Story

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Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Now you know I love Sandra Bullock. Love her. But I did not love her movie. And The Blind Side was just nominated, made the list of 10 Best Picture contenders for an Oscar. The Blind Side. Almost no one was predicting The Blind Side.  Read Full Intro

Oscar morning hugs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2010 17:12:49 February 2, 2010 17:12:49

My mother arrives tomorrow. They’re coming for my Olympic Torch Run. I confess, being a rather unemotional person, it’s starting to affect me. Am I getting too sappy? Where’s my bitch? Perhaps a discussion for another time. The point is, I just watched Jeremy Renner’s reaction to his Oscar nomination this morning on The Today Show and the way he and Anthony Mackie hugged each other and I got the goosy bumps. Full Story

Remember Gossip Girl?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2010 15:51:49 February 2, 2010 15:51:49

If not for the paps shooting the cast daily, you wouldn’t, would you? The scheduling this season is wonk. And it’s not really sure when the show is coming back. On the official site, there’s a saucy trailer with the tagline: Good Things Come To Those Who Wait. Full Story

Maggie > Julianne

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2010 11:53:23 February 2, 2010 11:53:23

Julianne Moore was predicted to earn an Oscar nomination today for Best Supporting Actress in A Single Man. That spot went to Maggie Gyllenhaal for Crazy Heart. Now you know I’m all for Maggie G. Love her. But Julianne... she was robbed. Also, much as I’m a fan of Sandra Bullock, it’s criminal that she could have an Oscar before Julianne, and most criminal that Hilary Swank has TWO. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2010 10:46:39 February 2, 2010 10:46:39

No Gaga. Do NOT do this. (The Superficial)

The Royal Moists (Dlisted)

When Posh met George Clooney (Popeater)

Oh look. Liz Hurley looking totally the same (Hollywood Tuna)

Becks is so happy when he can eat without pretending he hates food in front of his wife (Just Jared)

We Are The World. But will we even know Justin Bieber in 6 months? (Pop Sugar)

Ewan McGregor looks like he wants to tweak Jim’s nipple. HOT. (Towleroad)

This woman claims she has a university degree (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Am now convinced that Rachel Bilson buys coffee for a living (Popoholic)

Pink was scalloped and bound at the Grammys (Go Fug Yourself)

Ryan on love

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2010 10:11:30 February 2, 2010 10:11:30

GO away! Or give a bad interview. Act like a douchebag. Be like Ryan Reynolds. Live inside your own ass, snarl at fans and photographers. Stop being sweet and sex at the same time. Stop being so engaging and intense. Stop being so interesting and interested. Even in a journalist. Like paying attention to what she says. Full Story

Dear John everywhere

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2010 09:33:14 February 2, 2010 09:33:14

I haven’t watched much tv lately. But whenever I do turn on the tv I am bombarded with Dear John ads. They are trying to sell Channing Tatum as a heartthrob. Fine. We’ll judge him on the merits of a heartthrob. He is not my heartthrob. How does Channing Tatum compare to Ryan Gosling? Please. Full Story

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Lilo, Joaquin & Phillippe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2010 08:34:23 February 2, 2010 08:34:23

Let’s express our collective relief, again, that Joaquin Phoenix has emerged from his vain ass art project last year clean shaven and (sort of) hot again. He’s also reengaging with the Hollywood party circuit. Oh, how f-cking celebrity of you. Joaquin was spotted leaving Voyeur the other night after the Grammys. Full Story

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Sweetheart and the Spittle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2010 08:01:44 February 2, 2010 08:01:44

This week’s Star Magazine takes fantasy to a new level. The cover, of course, is an Angelina Jolie exclusive. This time she’s supposedly working on Johnny Depp, driving a wedge between him and V Paradis, and openly pursuing him because she is your husband’s hot ass bad ass vixen of a secretary. Full Story

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