Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 31, 2009 11:28:11 December 31, 2009 11:28:11

See? SEE? This is the Stupid Generation (The Superficial)

This is what Victoria Beckham wants to do with a burger (Dlisted)

Halle Berry or Kate Winslet? (Popeater)

Molly Sims is FIT (Hollywood Tuna)

Taylor Momsen reads from Lindsay’s dialogue. Seriously. They say exactly the same sh-t (Just Jared)

MKO pre NYE hair (Pop Sugar)

Remember when she had a grill instead of a fake rack? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Next time Robert Pattinson opens his mouth try to find his chipped tooth (Cele|bitchy)

Cute and Cuddly Keira Knightley (Popoholic)

Jared Leto is so beautiful, WHY does he have to be such a f-cking skeeze (ASL)

Drink with GOOP on NYE

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 31, 2009 08:57:00 December 31, 2009 08:57:00

The last GOOP of the year and Thanks God it has nothing to do with soul searching or recipes or parenting tips. GOOP’s NYE is all about the Drank. A selection of cocktails from famous places around the world starting with the Hemingway Bar at the Ritz in Paris. Full Story

Best of 2009: It’s a famine of beauty!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 31, 2009 08:30:09 December 31, 2009 08:30:09

It’s a famine of beauty, honey! My eyes are stahving for beauty!This was my ringtone for a few months earlier in the year. Oh Andre Leon Talley. Oh Anna Wintour. Or Grace f-cking brilliant Coddington… It’s not just the quote, it’s every minute of The September Issue. Full Story

Sponsored Tingles: Hugh Grant on W

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 31, 2009 08:17:33 December 31, 2009 08:17:33

W Network has a Hugh Grant run coming up for its Hooked on Hugh movie event (every Saturday night in January). Saturday, January 2nd starting at 6:30pm E/P it’s the premiere of About a Boy, followed by Love Actually at 9pm Eastern/Pacific. Both are vintage Formula Hugh. And hysterical. And two of my go-to favourites. Full Story

Boys and games

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 31, 2009 07:49:51 December 31, 2009 07:49:51

Brad Pitt took his two older boys to Dave & Busters in Times Square last night. These places, they’re popping up everywhere. We drove by two going to my parents’ in Toronto. I feel like if I ever went inside, given how much you know I love children, that I wouldn’t come out alive. Full Story

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James McAvoy James Bond

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 31, 2009 07:38:29 December 31, 2009 07:38:29

There’s to be a film about Ian Fleming and word is, James McAvoy will play him. Excellent. Love. Put him in a suit, let him speak freely, drink freely, and smoke freely. It’s a terrible thing to say but that image sexes me up every time. However it’s also true to life – Fleming died of a heart attack prematurely because of his excessive lifestyle. Full Story

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Dear Gossips,

It wasn’t hard to find Chris Brown immediately after he beat the sh-t out of Rihanna, an act for which he was subsequently CONVICTED. Brown was jet skiing at Diddy’s, he was partying at Diddy’s, he was courtside at basketball games, he was clubbing, he was shooting videos, he was all over YouTube, he was tweeting, he was featured in a gloriously flattering article in People Magazine – so of course he didn’t feel a need to hide, or apologise, or feel embarrassed.  Read Full Intro

Marcus needs a seatbelt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 30, 2009 12:15:04 December 30, 2009 12:15:04

Bradley Cooper was photographed leaving Renee Zellweger’s with his dog today, loading him into a crate before driving off. This is a good habit. It’s a habit we should emulate. Because Marcus travels shotgun and without a seatbelt. Yes, they make dog seatbelts. Go ahead, roll your eyes. M has never been a crate in the car dog. Full Story

Night out at the Laker Game

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 30, 2009 11:57:26 December 30, 2009 11:57:26

Nicole Richie is SO pretty. Nicole Richie is so cute. And the way she’s still flirting with Joel Madden after 2 years and 2 children is even cuter. Here they are last night courtside at the Laker game enjoying a date night off from their kids. Must be a relief. Of course knowing the cameras were on them obviously makes a difference. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 30, 2009 08:57:45 December 30, 2009 08:57:45

Because former working girls always tell the truth on Twitter (Dlisted)

Why is it considered demure to cover your bare breast with a few fingernails? (The Superficial)

Drama in Vagina Virgin Territory, and a countdown to a Jen vs Angie showdown! (Popeater)

Christina Riccie: skinny jeans and a new weave (Hollywood Tuna)

Draco Malfoy on the beach (Just Jared)

The year in Baby Bumps (Pop Sugar)

Mother Knowles loves to gossip (INO)

Gaga…and SuBo? (Cele|bitchy)

Everybody hates Megan Fox? (ASL)