Covers induce eyerolls

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 20, 2010 08:22:00 January 20, 2010 08:22:00

Where is People Magazine? Well, it jumps from ass to ass. Sometimes it lives inside Chris Brown’s ass. Sometimes Tori Spelling’s. This week, you can find People Magazine happily ensconced inside the Pilates toned posterior of “Rachel from Friends” who graces the cover with the MiniVan friendly headline:5 years after Brad – Fun, Flirty & 40! Really? Because to me it’s the opposite. Full Story

John Mayer is still f-cking Jen & Jess

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 20, 2010 07:48:00 January 20, 2010 07:48:00

In his mind. When he jerks off. These are his go-to girls. For reals. And he admits it. To Rolling Stone. Have you heard? Here’s the thing... before we cut him down... I’ll take a John Mayer interview before a bland, boring, generic, cookie cutter interview any time. Like Jessica Biel in Vogue. Full Story

Reading Third Lip and touring with a douche

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 20, 2010 07:11:19 January 20, 2010 07:11:19

You all had such a good time reading Bill Paxton’s lips the other day after the Golden Globes and deciphering whether or not he said he “lost to cancer” that we’re doing it again, this time with Third Lip Nicole Kidman. Did she drop a f-ck bomb on Sophia Loren? Me I don’t think so. Full Story

January 20, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 20, 2010 06:32:00 January 20, 2010 06:32:00

Congratulations Meghan on your first 5k! 39 at 39 is brilliant. Good call on Lil Wayne. Lately I’ve been running on random shuffle but I seem to pick it up when the peppy songs from the Glee soundtrack come on and Jay-Z’s Black Album and, always, Britney Spears. What is it about Britney’s mindless drivel that makes you GO? Keep at it, let me know when you get to 10! And for Darlene J in Michigan – thinking of you and what you’re facing tomorrow. Full Story

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Dear Gossips,

There was an insightful article on Megan Fox in the NY Times late last Fall examining Fox’s PR dilemma: having come so far so fast, how do you stay this year’s girl when the year is almost over? Indeed...how? Especially when even the boys seem bored of her? AskMen.com  Read Full Intro

Leo, Bar, Luke, Pete

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 19, 2010 14:14:00 January 19, 2010 14:14:00

Leonardo DiCaprio is famously private. He does not want you in his business. He hates being on camera unless Marty Scorsese is behind it. Or Christopher Nolan. You get it. How uncharacteristic then that last night at the Laker game, Leo was front and centre with Bar Rafaeli, newly reunited. Photo Assumption says he’s uncomfortable, knowing he’s being shot, but still. Full Story

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New year, new crack love

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 19, 2010 12:15:17 January 19, 2010 12:15:17

Or she’s trying to make Samantha Ronson jealous. Paps caught Lindsay Lohan out last night with a new beau. His name is Aurelien Wiik. He’s a French actor. To me he’s an Adam Brody clone. French Adam Brody and Lilo were kissing. At a private party inside some store. Naturally, her mother was with her. Full Story

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Man. Men.

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 19, 2010 10:52:14 January 19, 2010 10:52:14

Anna Wintour f-cked it up this month. GQ achieved the opposite. It’s Johnny Depp. Shirtless. Leading the 25 Most Stylish Men for 2010. Word. This is apparently a new photo shoot. So can you imagine the pages inside? The magazine’s website however is even better: The 50 Most Stylish Men of the Past 50 Years. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 19, 2010 10:49:09 January 19, 2010 10:49:09

Robert Pattinson, Saviour (The Superficial)

Little Sci goes to Hogwarts? (Dlisted)

Why didn’t anyone else think to wear this at the Globes? (Hollywood Tuna)

Beyonce. Tight. (Just Jared)

Joshua Jackson gushes about Diane Kruger (Pop Sugar)

The Alba Bitch’s skinny little legs are scaring me (Popoholic)

HOLY F-CK. How much does this girl hate herself? (Popeater)

Madonna wants to make babies with Jesus’s Brazilian Bush (The Blemish)

Whitney Port being bland in a bikini (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Here’s the way Sue double C’s it: get this f-cking Why Is OFF the carpet (Go Fug Yourself)

Find a new trick

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 19, 2010 09:54:00 January 19, 2010 09:54:00

Jen. Dude. This is old. Every time it’s time to sell a movie her publicist sets her up with a new man. Or an old man. Or a co-star. If she’s so FABULOUS AT 40! why can’t she survive with no man? It’s incongruous to the message. Then again, logic has never been Team Aniston’s strong suit. Full Story

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Where will they shoot it?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 19, 2010 09:31:00 January 19, 2010 09:31:00

Exclusive Some non-romance related updates for you Twi-Hards, this has to do with shooting location in response to the daily flurry of emails I receive for production information related to the 4th and possibly 5th movie(s). You’ll recall I was the first to report that due to provincial tax credit drama and competing incentives, Portland became a more viable location. Full Story