Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 2, 2009 11:12:00 December 2, 2009 11:12:00

Susan Boyle > John Mayer. This makes me laugh and cry at the same time (Popeater)

See? It never counts unless it happens on Twitter (Dlisted)

Elin Nordegren does NOT f-ck around (The Superficial)

Rachel Bilson: funny or die and sex too but still why is (Hollywood Tuna)

Blake Lively SNL: how much will show her breasts? (Just Jared)

The Porny Simpson year in review (Pop Sugar)

CanNOT understand how this bitch is considered a “model” (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

If only Iker could hold me like this (Kickette)

The Alba Bitch was almost called something else (INO)

Really great Kate Hudson photo shoot (ASL)

Hugh will warm your heart

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 2, 2009 10:22:00 December 2, 2009 10:22:00

You need a cleansing from Ely’s tattoos? Even my cold baby-hating heart is vulnerable to Hugh Jackman’s charms. He’s with his daughter out and about NYC making funny faces. Seems like such a fun dad. And she seems like she having the best time ever with him. Awwww… It’s the holidays. Full Story

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Ely & Eminem

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 2, 2009 09:59:20 December 2, 2009 09:59:20

Am obsessed with her. She is running it. She is bringing old country craft to the modern art of golddigging and controlling George Clooney in the process. Show Elisabetta Canalis some respect. Here she is hitting up the CVS yesterday in work out gear in LA. She’s staying at his place. It’s become so that he can’t be away from her. Full Story

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Baby One More Time

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 2, 2009 08:32:23 December 2, 2009 08:32:23

It’s her birthday. And she celebrated last night on a date with her man Jason Trawick at the Chateau Marmont and with her weave up and the fringe falling forward, in her jeans and leather jacket, she almost looks young again. Cue pang of nostalgia, right? Trawick is getting more and more attractive to me. Full Story

There’s a good girl

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 2, 2009 07:51:05 December 2, 2009 07:51:05

It’s like talking to a toddler. When everyone gathers around to watch as she successfully puts one foot in front of the other without falling, or goes to the bathroom by herself, or speaks in a short proper sentence for the first time. What a good girl! Who’s a smart girl?!? That’s a big girl sitting in her big girl chair! This is how I feel when our Porny manages not to embarrass herself in public, when she dresses appropriately, when she successfully navigates a flight of stairs, while smiling, and doesn’t fall on her ass. Full Story

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Tight shirt, tight pants, big hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 2, 2009 07:13:06 December 2, 2009 07:13:06

The GMD and Cameron Diaz continue to shoot Knight & Day in Seville, Spain, spotted yesterday walking around set. As you can see, he’s working it in a slimming black tight tee with brown skinnies like he wishes it was 1999, or that he could style it like Brad Pitt. No such luck. But he’s so endearing for trying. Full Story

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Why is Orlando Bloom?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 2, 2009 06:58:38 December 2, 2009 06:58:38

Last week he was in Marrakesh with Jennifer Aniston and my Gwyneth for the opening of some hotel. Yesterday he was in Vegas with Rosario Dawson and some other people for the opening of another hotel. What exactly does Orlando Bloom do? A perfect candidate for Why Is Full Story

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Dear Gossips,

The Hurt Locker was honoured last night at the Gotham Awards for Best Picture and Best Ensemble, further solidifying its lock on a nomination for Oscar, a movie so well regarded that it’s been able to hang around for months and months and months, and deservedly so.  Read Full Intro

Wiig!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 1, 2009 14:39:50 December 1, 2009 14:39:50

She doesn’t get enough love. Today’s a good day for it. Kristen Wiig was at the Gotham Awards last night. Am all over what she’s wearing, it works for her. Also reminds me of my friend Duana who can wear red tights like no other bitch and also has long, long legs up to her neck. 2009 was a good year for Kristen. Full Story

Bad hair belongs together

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 1, 2009 12:48:32 December 1, 2009 12:48:32

I’m so lame I still want Britney and Justin back together. This will never be. But it’s almost like their hair is trying to be. Bad hair belongs together. As you can see, Pip’s is still all relaxed and douchey on the set of The Social Network. For a character, obviously, but still. in combination with his beat-me face it’s the most unattractive he’s looked in a long, long time. Full Story

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When the Italian Queen met the Jolie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 1, 2009 11:59:00 December 1, 2009 11:59:00

They call her “Ely”. And Ely is working it like she’s all tight with Mother Clooney. And Ely and Mother Clooney flanked George last night at the LA premiere of Up in the Air, just in case you were questioning how badly he wants that Best Actor Oscar. Elisabetta Canalis has been chosen this season to help him get there and she’s grabbing that bitch full throttle and running the show. Full Story

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