Emma Stone in red

September 24, 2009 08:06:00 Posted at September 24, 2009 08:06:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Emily won’t go to Lick with me for my birthday because she has a family event but still I’m giving her some Emma Stone on a long ass Thursday morning. My mother taught me how to guilt trip and I’m very good at it. But it’s not hard to promote Emma Stone. I love Emma Stone. Emma Stone is one of the reasons Lindsay Lohan’s only job opportunities these days involve hosting parties in Singapore. Full Story

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Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson: coffee & Volvo

September 24, 2009 07:25:48 Posted at September 24, 2009 07:25:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

New photos of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson on set yesterday. Joan Jett hair made an appearance early in the morning upon arrival – so much better than that ghetto wig – as both look relaxed, hitting up on coffee to prepare for a long day working on Eclipse. Billy Burke was also on set shooting a scene from early in the film that takes place outside the police station. Full Story

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Granny’s Girls’ Night Out

September 24, 2009 07:07:42 Posted at September 24, 2009 07:07:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last night at “The Important Dinner for Women 4” dinner in New York Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman showed up with her third lip to hang out with the ladies. To be fair, on this occasion she actually doesn’t look so bad. The hair softens her face. Much better as a red than a blonde. Note in the photo next to her old BFF Naomi Watts however, in comparison to Naomi who has elected to just let sh-t happens as it happens, Gran’s work is especially remarkable. Full Story

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September 24, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

September 24, 2009 06:55:03 Posted at September 24, 2009 06:55:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tenika – first day back to college, gearing up for an asskicking so by request here’s JGL. Hope he helps a little? Politics and World Economics sounds painful. To Christina and Kirsten leaving for NYC tomorrow – have a great time shopping at Uniqlo and Topshop and Reiss and Barneys Co-op and Henri Bendel and I could go for like a mile a minute and my girls can’t do without Century 21 but I don’t have the patience. Full Story

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Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Today could be a fried rice day. It’s starting off that way. With girls! Girls I love, all together in the front row – Gwyneth, Emma, Liv! And Posh … not with them. She sat with other people. More on that below.

And since he’s shooting on location, on the film set for the first time in over two years, we’re now getting everyday sightings of the GMD so that he can remind us that he still has a career. I’m cool with that. Because like him or not, Tom Cruise is a legitimate superstar. More him, less MTV reality stars.

F-ck it feels like we’re being flurry attacked by some kind of Kardashian conspiracy these days. Every other day a new one emerges, like they multiply overnight, and it’s either getting pregnant or married or ass massaged and the less we care, the harder they try.

Enough of this sh-t. Give me the GMD in tight tees with his lumpy breasts and his high heels and we’re good to go.

It’s Glee Wednesday! And a few of my girls are flying in from Toronto. Birthday week begins! Am blogging all day, remember to refresh.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. The ratings are in and more Canadians tuned into etalk over the competition 6 out of the 7 nights of TIFF. Thank you for making etalk Canada's number 1 entertainment show during the Toronto International Film Fest. Of course our lounge was one of the key components of our success. Win the Kenneth Cole bag that was featured in our lounge – click here for more details. I was tempted the other night to take it out for dinner but it’s in pristine condition hanging in my closet and wants to be yours.

Chicken Fried Canned Corn

September 23, 2009 16:16:00 Posted at September 23, 2009 16:16:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Britney went out for groceries today. What’s in her cart? I see Chef Boyardee. Maybe I see what I want to see. LOVE Chef Boyardee. And Green Giant canned corn? I also love Green Giant canned corn. I used to have Green Giant canned corn with a can of tuna for lunch several times a week. It stank up our office. Full Story

Miss Zahara and The Chosen Sword

September 23, 2009 12:49:40 Posted at September 23, 2009 12:49:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

New fairy tale? No. It’s the Brange girls. Pax and his mother accompanied Miss Zahara and The Chosen One to Toys R Us in France. New photos of a smiling Angelina and her adorable children are driving down productivity among Brangelunatics today as they’ve collectively fallen on the ground to await orders from Shiloh’s holy sword. Full Story

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Help me Grey Goose…

September 23, 2009 12:32:47 Posted at September 23, 2009 12:32:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Help me, calm me. Take away the urge to…do something wrong. Punching is wrong. Even when a Size 2 is so. f-cking. annoying. Just received an email from Melissa with the link to this article. Quotes from Jennifer Love Hewitt and her new interview with shape in which she yaps about her diet and her body self love and her boyfriend and then… at the very end… This:"I fall asleep feeling beautiful. Full Story

He’s a cop

September 23, 2009 11:43:17 Posted at September 23, 2009 11:43:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Again. Why do I feel like he only plays cops? This post is for my friend Ammie. We talked last night after not talking in forever – we’re busy, she has a baby, they live in Toronto – and Ammie LOVES Marky Mark. He’s in New York, photographed today on the set of The Other Guys with Will Ferrell who desperately needs a hit movie. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

September 23, 2009 11:09:56 Posted at September 23, 2009 11:09:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

See? It’s the Stupid Generation (Dlisted)

Rihanna looks like she’s wearing diapers (Hollywood Tuna)

Can you imagine how these boots must stank? (The Superficial)

He should have told her to keep her thumb out her mouth (Just Jared)

Supermodel running hair (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I’d snuggle with Harlow (Pop Sugar)

Drew Barrymore has mother issues (INO)

How Mischa Barton sees herself (Cele|bitchy)

And this is a magazine cover! Twilight needs a hair prescription (ASL)

Stella Luna is a good name (Popeater)

Do as I say

September 23, 2009 10:21:10 Posted at September 23, 2009 10:21:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Trust me. Before you watch the video, if you have an office, shut the door. If your workspace is more public, you may want to delay enjoying the clip, or clamp your teeth down on a towel and hope no one walks by. Because… Colin Firth is speaking Italian. Laura – did you know he speaks Italian? His wife is Italian. Full Story