Smutty Tingles

July 14, 2009 11:40:38 Posted at July 14, 2009 11:40:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Never thought it possible but Christian Bale looks like a child molester (Dlisted)

Scarjo’s GOOPed body in Madrid (Hollywood Tuna)

Models are fertile (The Superficial)

Holy Hogwarts! Freddie doesn’t need an invisibility cloak (Just Jared)

Tony Romo wears his player hat (Pop Sugar)

And you wonder why I call her Porny (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

DanRad on the gay issue (INO)

Sandra Bullock takes it off again for Zac Efron? (The Blemish)

Amy Winehouse recycles dress. Has she washed it? Ew. (Zoe Griffin)

They’re real. And rather large for such a small girl. Jacek loves it (Popoholic)

Friendship Test

July 14, 2009 09:21:00 Posted at July 14, 2009 09:21:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is the title of the email I received from Michelle a short while ago sent to me and Duana. Because the Toronto International Film Festival has just made its first major announcement about the features this year. And Colin Farrell is coming back to TIFF. Last time he eyef-cked Sasha and she walked away. Full Story

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Bruno on top

July 14, 2009 07:15:54 Posted at July 14, 2009 07:15:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Bruno won the box office this weekend with a $30 million opening, further securing Sacha Baron Cohen’s status as a major power player in Hollywood. Did you see Bruno? I have not yet. Will do this week. But I did receive this very interesting message from Ljubica below: So, my husband I went to see Bruno on Saturday (we live in Phoenix, but we are from Toronto). Full Story

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July 14, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

July 14, 2009 07:02:43 Posted at July 14, 2009 07:02:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To Vicki at Gluckstein from your little brother Mike – thanks so much for introducing him to my smut, and thanks even more for supporting it for so long! And for my girls Alfie, Emma, and La – wish I could have joined you at Stampede. When are you coming HERE???  Full Story

Monday, July 13, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Harry Potter, Bill Nighy, great food at Frank, sequins, socks, and accessories at Topshop, skinny jeans at Uniqlo, a great travel sweater on sale at Ted Baker…five days in New York could not have been more fun. Except when I arrived at the airport on Sunday afternoon, they told me my flight was cancelled. Oh. Poor me, stuck here.

So if you’re reading this on Monday morning, I’m most likely on a plane, headed back to Vancouver. Straight from the airport, I’m heading directly to a shoot – and even Jacek can’t wait for this one: will be demo’ing EA’s new games, and going head to head against Venus Williams and Dwight Howard. Will need some Felix Felicitas.

As such, am pre-writing the first part of today’s column to be posted while I’m en route, and will continue blogging when the shoot is over. Articles will include thoughts on Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince and my interviews with the HP cast from Friday. Also… meeting Bill Nighy. I am in love.

Yours in gossip,


LipGloss kicks off summer screaming

July 13, 2009 16:50:00 Posted at July 13, 2009 16:50:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In Vancouver! Thanks to Andrea for the photo – an exclusive shot of Zac Efron arriving in Vancouver on Saturday. Lippy is in town to shoot The Death and Life of Charlie St Cloud for the summer until the fall. Which means his LipGloss contingent will go head to head against Robert Pattinson and the vampires when they return to Vancouver in August to work on Eclipse. Full Story

Karl: surrounded by young hotness

July 13, 2009 16:44:32 Posted at July 13, 2009 16:44:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s been a day. Am still sick, dog tired, but a little Karl to bring things to a close makes everything worthwhile. This is Karl the other day in St Tropez. It’s summertime. And he’s wearing long sleeves and those leather gloves. Apparently Karl has not only successful controlled his appetite, he also has blocked his sweat glands. Full Story

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They both needed it

July 13, 2009 15:06:58 Posted at July 13, 2009 15:06:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As mentioned last week, Pipsqueak made the final three on the shortlist for the Green Lantern. The role, confirmed on Friday, eventually went to Ryan Reynolds. Several weeks ago, it was reported that his Shelf Ass Jessica Biel was a finalist for the love interest in the upcoming big budget Thor directed by Kenneth Branagh. Full Story