Witherspoon & Pattinson: no story here

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 14, 2010 12:53:06 June 14, 2010 12:53:06

I’m the first to admit we need drama. Love it. Which is why the tabloids will inevitably spin (and probably already have) that Reese Witherspoon and Robert Pattinson are hooking up on the set of Water for Elephants. Because they look happy in these photos taken just before the weekend on a night shoot. Full Story

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Making up is part of breaking up?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 14, 2010 12:08:39 June 14, 2010 12:08:39

I've had clean cold turkey breakups but more often than not I've had breakup-makeup breakups when it's not quite over until you try it one more time and remember clearly why it should be over. Amanda Seyfried and Dominic Cooper broke up before Cannes. He was seen in London getting flirty with a brunette and then during the festival partying all night with a cranked out fugitive called Lindsay Lohan. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 14, 2010 11:10:25 June 14, 2010 11:10:25

Her breasts + metal dress = how does her back stand it? (Dlisted)

Christina Aguilera: if she’s friends with that, we’re in a level 5 crisis (The Superficial)

A history of Lindsay Lohan’s comeback failures (Popeater)

Chicken Fried pink, nipples, weave, boyfriend, and matching shoes! (Hollywood Tuna)

LipGloss has really glossy abs. Goddamn. (Pop Sugar)

All about all the Twilight kissing (ASL)

I’d take Zac Efron over this cheese (Just Jared)

The Bieber fans want to attack Kim Kardashian. And I don’t want to stop them. Wrong? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Gisele’s hot body in ugly clothes in Brazil (INO)

Kristen Stewart calls Twi-Hards a plague (Cele|bitchy)

Zeta has an LA Face

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 14, 2010 10:32:03 June 14, 2010 10:32:03

Do you remember LA Face? Click here if you need a refresher on LA Face. Dude, Catherine Zeta-Jones is walking around with LA Face. A bad case of LA Face. LA Face was on display last night at the Tony Awards where she won Best Actress in a Musical. LA Face and Whitney House sweaty face. Full Story

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Bad billboards: the GMD edition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 14, 2010 09:44:26 June 14, 2010 09:44:26

We’ve been driving around LA for 3 days now and they’re everywhere – Knight & Day billboards promoting Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz. But where are Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz??? These budget ass silhouettes are making me crazy. Every time we pass one it makes me crazy. Like straight up furious. Full Story

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The State of the Summer So Far

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 14, 2010 09:27:05 June 14, 2010 09:27:05

Written by SarahWe’re halfway through Summer Movie Season 2010. With two weeks of June releases and July left to go, it’s a good time to take the temperature of the box office so far (I don’t count August as a summer movie month, but rather consider it a limbo-time, like April, in which movies that weren’t expected to stand up among the strong competition of May-July are sent to play in a softer sandbox). Full Story

Scarlett & Ryan: the new power couple

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 14, 2010 08:36:22 June 14, 2010 08:36:22

A Tony Award isn’t a People’s Choice Award. A Tony Award is a big deal. And now Scarlett Johansson has been confirmed as a Tony Award-winning actor. She’s just 25 years old. Pretty impressive. Scarjo of course is married to Ryan Reynolds, star of the upcoming Green Lantern. We are a LONG way off from seeing The Green Lantern but The Green Lantern is already moving to a sequel. Full Story

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Manslinger groupie styles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 14, 2010 07:00:00 June 14, 2010 07:00:00

I first wrote about this two weeks ago – click here for a refresher. See? Kate Hudson doesn’t f-cking pine. Kate Hudson flew to Paris this weekend to support her new boyfriend Matt Bellamy, lead singer of Muse. Of course. Girls like Kate always date boys on the rise, never boys who have already crested. Full Story

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June 14, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 14, 2010 06:50:00 June 14, 2010 06:50:00

Hey Isabelle, 40 is a number not a sentence, so don't even start about how 'old' you are! Live it up, woman! C'mon, you live in Montreal for God's sake!! Anyway, have lots of G&Ts and here's a little Clive Owen for fun. I'll think of you at the Smut Soirée. Cheers, ~Sarah Sorry Sarah! I'm a mess on the road! See you on June 28th at S. Full Story

Friday, June 11, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Did you know that Elizabeth Taylor would not show up for work if she was on her period? And that this was WRITTEN INTO HER CONTRACTS? One day, Richard Burton’s wife Sybil, having found out about the affair, stormed the set of Cleopatra and so much sh-t went down they had to suspend shooting, costing the studio $100,000.  Read Full Intro